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- inactive, on 12/04/2007, -1/+24"The Handjob (Jack Daniels and Squirt)" Classy...
- MTessa, on 12/04/2007, -0/+15I used to think it was funny to say I'll have a "sex on the beach" or a "fuzzy navel" in college. I'm not sure I have the guts to say I'll have a "leg spreader." Although my guy next to me watching the Warriors game right now might hope I would ;)
- sashapave, on 12/04/2007, -0/+15Let's not forget some of the classics, "Between the Sheets" (rum, cognac, passion fruit, lime), "Hairy Virgin" (rum, orange liqueur, apple juice). And for your kinky bastards, "The Kevorkian" (Jack Daniel's, Dr. Pepper).
- JulieBrownfield, on 12/04/2007, -0/+15They give them great names because most of them taste horrible.
- inactive, on 12/04/2007, -0/+13On my next date, I'll be sure to ask my girl, "Would you like a Slow Comfortable Screw or a Fuzzy Dick?" Perhaps they go hand-in-hand...
- KatherineC, on 12/04/2007, -0/+10Sorry but this can't taste good. "Piece of Ass (Amaretto, Southern Comfort, sour mix)"
- trystero49, on 12/04/2007, -0/+10It says a lot if she chooses a Fuzzy Dick. FURRIES!!!!
- TubzyX, on 12/04/2007, -0/+9WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME!?
- inactive, on 12/04/2007, -0/+9Dugg for unique use of "Ass In My Drink"
- MFallopian, on 12/04/2007, -0/+8But what would Dr. Kevorkian drink? The Zombie? The Paralyzer? Maybe just a Godfather. Straight up.
- inactive, on 12/04/2007, -0/+8OBGYN's favorite drink...
- socialdork, on 12/04/2007, -0/+7Hey that was pretty good. Glad to see we still have some of Digg in us even though there is a "lifestyle" section now.
- inactive, on 12/04/2007, -1/+6I used to order 'surfers on acid' then I dated a surfer on acid, now the drink makes me sick!
- inactive, on 12/04/2007, -0/+5Neat.
- tambird, on 12/04/2007, -0/+4Subtlety where art thou? Not in a bar with a bunch of drunks, I guess.
- thredden, on 12/04/2007, -1/+5For you pot-head Diggers...(is that everyone?)
Dirty Bongwater:
2 count Captain morgans
1 count Blue Curacao
1 count Razmatazz or Chambord
1 count Vodka
splash sour
splash sprite
i swear it looks just like bongwater - inactive, on 12/04/2007, -0/+4cause you a ho
- Durrok, on 12/04/2007, -0/+4Looks like the taste will be similar as well.
- marymad, on 12/04/2007, -0/+4come on. everyone knows that leg spreader is champagne, not beer.
- DreKor, on 12/04/2007, -0/+3No, Bud Lite isn't on the list.
- tssfan1, on 12/04/2007, -0/+3It's called Budweiser
- sgtpppr, on 12/04/2007, -0/+3I'm not sure 'Sex on the Beach' is an innuendo...that would mean sex is implied.
- 1aaaa, on 12/04/2007, -0/+3Dude, a TRUE furry would order a Fuzzy Navel.
- banmaster, on 12/04/2007, -0/+3Is the 'Butt ***** Cowboy' on the list?
- MaybellineSP, on 12/04/2007, -0/+3you rat bastard
- thcobbs, on 12/04/2007, -0/+3Cause you gotta get laid to have induced a good screw?
- drunkulus, on 12/04/2007, -0/+2Booze yay!
- meandnips, on 12/04/2007, -0/+2Really funny article, especially the sex on the beach part! I think I'll pass on the Piece of Ass though, I'd feel a dirty old cougar ordering that!
- inactive, on 12/04/2007, -0/+2squirt. anything that includes squirt just moved up my list of classic drink orders. Do bars keep that stuff stocked since 1974?
- inactive, on 12/04/2007, -0/+2oh sure, its like an amaretto sour without the 7-up. I guess sacrificing the fizz gets you a piece of ass, not a bad deal
- StigNordas, on 12/04/2007, -0/+2A bottle of your finest Leg Spreader please.
- AnarkeIncarnate, on 12/04/2007, -0/+2They should make a drink called "Brokeback Mountain Dew"
- Zuggy, on 12/04/2007, -0/+2Ever had a Buck-Futter?
- brese1200, on 12/04/2007, -0/+1Dugg for awesome title.
- CraigJ, on 12/04/2007, -0/+1She can be a bit annoying being all bubbly all the time, however I don't think your description applies. Maybe you were thinking of Paris Hilton?
- rumplestiltz, on 12/04/2007, -0/+1i don't know about the taste of those drinks but that writer had me laughing out loud.
- watersfine, on 12/04/2007, -1/+2I'll take Manhattan...
- thcobbs, on 12/04/2007, -0/+1Just so long as its tight
- driedyam, on 12/04/2007, -0/+1Awesome!
- inactive, on 12/04/2007, -1/+2Yeah, I was talking about this stuff yesterday with friends... Ever notice how all liquor is advertised as something fancy? Like it's somehow a high-class product? It's booze ffs. The very few people who would actually enjoy drinking straight hard liquor are either very productive alcoholics or homeless winos. That's why we have all these drinks: to hide the taste of liquor.
- inactive, on 12/04/2007, -0/+1the Dirty Martini is about as scandelous as my drinks get!
- verkon, on 12/04/2007, -0/+1AHAHA! It's funny because Manhattan is a drink, but not sexy sounding! Ooohhh....
- drunkulus, on 12/04/2007, -0/+1Worst mirror ever, doesn't even get you to page 2 of the article
- MaybellineSP, on 12/04/2007, -0/+1hahaha
- scrimaxinc, on 12/04/2007, -0/+1What about scotch (cue Ron Burgundy)? I think it tastes pretty damn good by itself. If you buy cheap booze it all tastes like ass, but I think higher quality liquors often taste good by themselves.
- inactive, on 12/04/2007, -0/+1mirror? or wacked out fun-house mirror? for ***** sake!
- AManOfLOP33, on 12/04/2007, -0/+1These descriptions are mesmerizing
- cyberwiz01, on 12/04/2007, -0/+1Straight hard liquor FTW!
- inactive, on 12/04/2007, -0/+1so, you're telling me you dislike handjobs and leg spreaders? something else we should know?
- simile, on 12/04/2007, -0/+1I thought this would be about a bartender getting a little behind in his work...
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