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- MrBabyMan, on 12/09/2007, -15/+469I do NOT want to get invited to that dinner.
- dimmerswitch, on 12/09/2007, -1/+298Those are not turkey basters.
- DeadElephant, on 12/09/2007, -1/+272Down a little further on the page someone also viewed uranium ore.
- danimal84, on 12/09/2007, -0/+160the reviews are hilarious! here some highlights:
"I have ordered fresh whole rabbits from other companies and let me tell you, they can't compare to the quality of this product--it was like I went out and shot it myself!
PS. I recommend buying "used" when the option is available."
"He's a little shy at first but quickly warms up (on microwave low)."
http://www.amazon.com/review/product/B00012182G/re ... - MattJF317, on 12/09/2007, -0/+152"Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed" (highlights)
Uranium ore and processing book, a tank, anal douche, Smallville, male posing strap, g-string, UFO detector, Chef Boyardee spaghetti sauce, anti-itch gel, flying spaghetti monster car emblem, venison and elk carcasses, tee time toilet potty puter, wolf urine, 1/2" nipple extractor, and a million random digit book - JaySherman, on 12/09/2007, -1/+128Could someone explain this review of an anal douche, please?
"I bought this hoping that it would help me flush out those pesky lost hamsters. Unfortunately, the bulb was so small that I found myself making several trips to the faucet. Each time I left a messy trail of douche water down the hall. I would not recommend this item for hamster retrieval."
http://www.amazon.com/Basic-Douche-Rectal-Syringe- ... - badwithcomputer, on 12/09/2007, -0/+121its times like these when i'm reminded why i love the internet so damn much.
- allaboutdatiki, on 12/09/2007, -3/+83P-p-p-p-p-p-p-please have mercy! Where's the Facebook Beacon when you need it?
- Leo21k, on 12/09/2007, -2/+79Maybe she somehow mistook it for one of those rabbit vibrators.
- matts009, on 12/09/2007, -1/+74Some of the reviews for the Uranium Ore are hilarious:
"Does any one know if this comes on the 3 oz travel size that is TSA approved?
I am also interested in the bulk pricing for the travel containers.
Thanks"
"Sadly this yellowcake has gone very stale. It was last seen in the State of the Union address by our president where he said Iraq bought Uranium Ore from Niger and used that as a platform to go to war. Our president lied in the state of the union address... wow. If only he had known that the yellowcake uranium is for sale on Amazon, not in Niger." - moofer, on 12/09/2007, -1/+70Smallville rules.
The wife and I love watching that show in our underwear after a good enema and hearty meal. - dood, on 12/09/2007, -0/+64From: Amazon Search Suggestions
To: dpk
Subject: Some of your suggestions have been suspended
Hello,
Your recent suggestion to show the item "Fresh Whole Rabbit" on amazon.com searches for "headless animals" was suspended because although an obvious observation,it is in poor taste. - DefaultGen, on 12/09/2007, -2/+65I do.
- CeeJayDK, on 12/09/2007, -0/+62Vulcanite Anal Douche Rectal Syringe bulb type - review :
"I have been looking for a syringe bulb type douche for travel, at home I use an attachment I have hooked up to the bath. Well, I think this is about aas good as you are going to get. I, personally like to use A LOT of water, and this bulb fills up pretty well. I usually only have to fill this a couple of times to clean out completely. At home, I will remain loyal to my shower attachment...but in times of need, this works. One word of advice, make sure that the sink and the toilet are in the same room. In some older bed and breakfast the toilet and the sink are sometimes separate (I mean two different rooms!) and it's a little embarrassing to walk between the toilet room and the sink room to refill and clean."
or how about these reviews of "Anal Douche Rectal Syringe Easy to Use and Clean" :
"We've found this is outstanding and we use it every year at Thanksgiving. It fits right up in the bird and puts all the juices and flavors right up inside the Turkey where you want them. Then when the bird cooks, the juices simmer into the meat and you have a juicy, tasty Turkey that the whole family will enjoy.
The only downside was that we found the instructions a bit hard to follow and many of the illustrations did not match our experience."
"I have to say that I haven't had this much fun in years! Still not sure what this product is intended for, but it sure is fun "experimenting"!
I was delighted to see Andy Dick in the instructional video which makes this product a worthy buy on its own! Andy's slap stick comedy brings out the funny part in using the Anal Douche Rectal Syringe. I already purchased one for each of my family members as well as friends for the upcoming holidays!"
Great reviews all of them .. I think there is a whole subculture of people just writing funny or weird review for obscure Amazon.com items. - u8myfoood, on 12/09/2007, -6/+63I lost the game.
- MaddieCakes, on 12/09/2007, -1/+57Um... yeah, that bacon chocolate chip cookie is looking pretty tasty right now.
- galahan, on 12/09/2007, -2/+49Kevin just spent 4-8 hours slow-roasting that rabbit over a wood-based fire.
- thespudmall, on 12/09/2007, -2/+44Romantic dinner, ey?
- inactive, on 12/09/2007, -0/+40If they are wearing the micro thong, then count me in.
- djvchris, on 12/09/2007, -2/+42I like how you scroll the list to the right and suddenly the third season of Smallville intersperses the man thongs.
- dimmerswitch, on 12/09/2007, -1/+40After dinner it's TV time as among all of those interesting items, they picked up a few seasons of Smallville.
- Ramzy, on 12/09/2007, -2/+38That was the joke, Billy.
- TheAtomicMoose, on 12/09/2007, -0/+35Actually, they only viewed Smallville on amazon... then decided that an anal douche was a better investment.
- RobsaysHello, on 12/09/2007, -3/+37$38.50 for a rabbit ??!!!?? Good god.
- cosmosprince, on 12/09/2007, -0/+34maybe its for the rabbit
- insomniac8400, on 12/09/2007, -4/+38Gay terrorists must like rabbit meat. Other items bought include uranium ore and the JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser / Tank.
- saifatlast, on 12/09/2007, -0/+33For when a thousand aren't enough.
- mal1964, on 12/09/2007, -0/+29Ahhhh, what's up doc?, OH I SEE!
- Shirleycakes, on 12/09/2007, -0/+29No no no, 17.95 for anal douche? THAT'S the outrage.
- inactive, on 12/09/2007, -1/+28Am I the only one surprised that they claim the rabbit is fresh when you're buying in on the internet?
- triblinator, on 12/09/2007, -0/+27Bastard.
- bitspace, on 12/09/2007, -0/+26The whole hamsters/gerbils up the ass WAY predates south park. Probably the most infamous is the Richard Gere urban legend.
- EdgarVerona, on 12/09/2007, -0/+25I'm not sure what you're trying to say, and something tells me that I'm lucky to not be sure.
- Tetraca, on 12/09/2007, -1/+25"When I visit friend from all world like the English, I only travel withs my Polonium... that's the Po baby, 84 on the big chart my main man. You gets it from this cheap imitations of the Uraniums... but this is for child. This is toy. It look like cray pas easters eggs paints. You stupid Americans flip radioactive symbols up the downsides. I scoff at this. You hear me scoffing? Maybe not but I am. Believe you me.
Seriously, polonium, it's the best way to say I have much to prove and to say... but without having to say that, the Polonium leaves a calling card to say this. It's just better if Polonium speak for you, words make no shapes sometime. Oh, and I am not with KGB. I am an Ice Cream salesman." - wiredclimber, on 12/09/2007, -2/+25I think you missed the point
- iStunT, on 12/09/2007, -1/+23A fresh rabbit wearing a male bong thong while being anally raped by an easy to use syringe. Mmmm tasty.
- loneraven, on 12/09/2007, -3/+23I don't know why everyone likes Rabbits. Those little ***** are pests and they taste pretty damn good.
But because they're cute and fluffy they could do no harm? Ask the Australians. - liah, on 12/09/2007, -0/+18I HATE YOU.
I was doing so, so well.. - inactive, on 12/09/2007, -1/+19you can find them behind the counter, running the register.
ZING! - Netrilix, on 12/09/2007, -1/+19I wonder if anyone has ever joined The Game, forgotten about it entirely, and then started playing again not realizing they had played it in the past.
- inactive, on 12/09/2007, -4/+21Man if this doesn't make it to the FP because of the Algo I'll be pissed. Great find.
- mrsteveman1, on 12/09/2007, -1/+18Yes but they don't sell rabbit basters so they had to improvise
- nickelking, on 12/09/2007, -0/+16Probably, Amazon also sells milk.
- inactive, on 12/09/2007, -0/+16They have live anal douches at the pet store?
- EdgarVerona, on 12/09/2007, -0/+16And the douche devices? I think you missed the ACTUAL funny point of the article.
- anaesthetica, on 12/09/2007, -2/+16You can thank Kuro5hin for this lovely Amazon trolling:
http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2007/12/4/53933/3266 - stklaw, on 12/09/2007, -2/+15"I bought a can of this about 4.5 billion years ago, give or take a few million years, but when I went to use it today I noticed only half of it was still in the can. I swear I put the lid on tight. I'd give it more stars if it came in a better package."
- TheHighPrivate, on 12/09/2007, -0/+12I took my time with her.
- EdgarVerona, on 12/09/2007, -0/+12lol, the Uranium ore (one of the "products" looked at along with this item) has some hillarious reviews too:
"I bought a can of this about 4.5 billion years ago, give or take a few million years, but when I went to use it today I noticed only half of it was still in the can. I swear I put the lid on tight. I'd give it more stars if it came in a better package."
"When I visit friend from all world like the English, I only travel withs my Polonium... that's the Po baby, 84 on the big chart my main man. You gets it from this cheap imitations of the Uraniums... but this is for child. This is toy. It look like cray pas easters eggs paints. You stupid Americans flip radioactive symbols up the downsides. I scoff at this. You hear me scoffing? Maybe not but I am. Believe you me.
Seriously, polonium, it's the best way to say I have much to prove and to say... but without having to say that, the Polonium leaves a calling card to say this. It's just better if Polonium speak for you, words make no shapes sometime. Oh, and I am not with KGB. I am an Ice Cream salesman." - skyfire1, on 12/09/2007, -0/+12This is going to be the best christmas ever.
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