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- Munceenuts, on 02/17/2009, -10/+883You never go full retard.
- badtiki, on 02/17/2009, -12/+212i'm shocked, that was quite good, guys a bit of a wuss though, here in the US thats standard programming fuel lol
- USAOwnz, on 02/18/2009, -5/+175Dustin Hoffman, Rainman, look retarded, act retarded, not retarded.
- lovek, on 02/18/2009, -14/+169Don't need to watch the video. Dugg for the title alone.
- dialectical, on 02/18/2009, -4/+141That. Was. AWESOME!!!
- gossumx, on 02/18/2009, -2/+133But you can go to Starbucks and order a Venti cup full of nothing but shots of espresso. it will hold 24 shots. The lady/homosexual will hand it to you with the giggling statement "Your going to die".
Then if you chug it down, it will only take you about 10 minutes to realize that it doesn't make you hyper, it doesn't make your heart beat at an uncomfortable rate, and it isn't worth the 15 or 16 bucks they charged you for it.
Then a short time later, while trying to remove your intestines via hyperdefication, you'll notice that you no longer have the desire to live, making you question the truthfulness in the clerk's statement.
Then your friend will not pay you the dollar you bet for it.
After trying to punt his testicles across the yard, you'll realize that you are in the mood for some Starbucks.
The same clerk will be working and they will be surprised to see you back.... alive.... and make a joke about how they thought you might have actually died. They'll then laugh slightly more than the joke deserved. Then you'll laugh really really loud for 6-7 seconds, until the clerk gains a slightly worried look on their face. Then you'll immediately stop and look at them and slowly smile.
Then, while sitting at home and drinking a Venti clerk blood Frap (Decaf) with extra whip, you'll write a detailed story about your experience. - OutpostNetwork, on 02/17/2009, -8/+120Coffee... the new heroin.
- skamper, on 02/17/2009, -1/+111That's my day summed up
- sthiffea, on 02/18/2009, -0/+91French coffe ain't the same thing man, instead of your 16oz Starbuck, it's more like 1oz and 1/2 of thick black tar and a pack of sugar... Lasts one swallow, but is like a kick in the nads...
- Nboy514, on 02/18/2009, -0/+89Maybe it's because I live in Montreal...but it's not that ridiculous.
- bioviral, on 02/17/2009, -1/+90Needs more coffee
- as566, on 02/18/2009, -0/+84Did anybody notice that at 1:52 the coffee machine behind him has teeth?
- butyoulied, on 02/18/2009, -2/+82then there's tom hanks, forrest gump.. slow? yes. retarded? maybe. braces on his legs. but he won that ping pong competition. that ain't full retarded.
- LilJimmyNordin, on 02/18/2009, -7/+84It's Palin's campaign advisor.
- MCA2142, on 02/18/2009, -2/+78But you... You went full retard...
- rm249, on 02/18/2009, -1/+66What the hell did I just watch...
- jasdf, on 02/18/2009, -2/+61Tropic Thunder
- mishaneah, on 02/18/2009, -1/+53I heard the Navy conducted some tests in the 60's.
- da_bradler, on 02/18/2009, -0/+43more like the original meth.
- shannimal, on 02/18/2009, -0/+35JTHM, animated and in French.
- BuckCynnie, on 02/18/2009, -14/+48Dugg for going "Full Retarded"
- Ftown13, on 02/18/2009, -8/+36Haha. His name is Rene.
- megawiz, on 02/18/2009, -2/+30I think that mindset is quite prevalent on digg
- Van3ck, on 02/18/2009, -1/+28Caffeine induced psychosis is nothing to laugh at... I've been there @_@
- Khast, on 02/18/2009, -3/+28I'm trying to cut down on my caffeine consumption
So when I get up I just have one cup of coffee
And I like to have another cup of coffee with my breakfast
And on the way to work I like to get a cup of coffee
Like the kind of cup of coffee that you get with a doughnut
'Cept I never get the doughnut I just have the cup of coffee
And when I get to work I like to have a cup of coffee
'Cause I like to have a coffee when I'm talking on the phone
But it usually goes cold and I need to get another
Cup of coffee and it's lunch and I have an espresso
Stress- Jim Infantino - yocouchdigga, on 02/18/2009, -6/+31if you think that's retarded, you need to meet my IT department.
- CressCrowbits, on 02/18/2009, -1/+25It's called an 'animation'. I'm surprised you haven't encountered them before - they are quite prevalant in international culture.
- telomeres, on 02/18/2009, -1/+25Thanks for your expertise on coffee. Now that I know it's safe I might have some!
- ColorCountries, on 02/18/2009, -2/+24that's brilliant. And feels so true.
me kawa addict - arcanesmile, on 02/18/2009, -2/+24You never go ass to mouth.
- brycehebert, on 05/03/2009, -0/+21You're probably addicted to caffeine - something like 75+% of Americans are - so the caffeine has stopped being an effective stimulant and is now just a necessity for you to function normally. But then again, 27 shots of espresso and a bottle of Bawls (awesome BTW), maybe you are just crazy all the time. *shrugs*
- fanfablebig, on 02/18/2009, -5/+23soon as i read the article title, i thought of that in my head "you never go full retard" but i can't remember where it's from. pretty sure it's a movie though, right?
- acidwinter, on 02/18/2009, -1/+18That guy has more of a murdering problem.
- fedja, on 02/18/2009, -1/+18I'm pretty sure the IT department feels the same way about you :D
- twishart, on 02/18/2009, -2/+19But you never go full retard.
- MrTito, on 02/18/2009, -1/+18Lead farmer.
Unless you were intentionally going full retard. - franklymister, on 02/18/2009, -2/+18Sometime in 2005?
- flamesoftheend, on 02/18/2009, -0/+15Brilliant
- megawiz, on 02/18/2009, -1/+16you don't drink coffee because you worry you might go full retard?
- telomeres, on 02/18/2009, -1/+16ZING!
...and then I said, that's not the neighbor's dog, that's MY WIFE! - Benjigga, on 02/18/2009, -0/+14Took me a second to realize what you meant by JTHM but once I did, it brought back some disturbing memories...
- as566, on 02/18/2009, -5/+19Forest Gump minus the healing miracle:
- run Forest, run!
- I ***** can't! I have braces on my le-*splat* - pattycakes808, on 02/18/2009, -0/+14Fantastic. Loved it.
- MetalliTooL, on 02/18/2009, -1/+15Crazy French Animation Starts Normal, Goes Full Retard
- KibblesnBitts, on 02/18/2009, -7/+20Moral of the story: Women should just stick to making sandwiches, they should stay away from making coffee.
- strypersarmy, on 02/18/2009, -0/+13you kill people?
- AManWithNoName, on 02/18/2009, -0/+13I'm freakin' out, man...
- babydick, on 02/18/2009, -0/+13Holy *****, good eye mate.
- AntiMrBabyman, on 02/18/2009, -0/+12@gossumx
That just blew my mind. - yocouchdigga, on 02/18/2009, -0/+12I was thinking the same... he just needs to be about 8-10 years younger and 17 times more psychotic.
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