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Chef's Dream Omelet Made From Recipe That Came in His Dreams watch!

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Who dugg this? Made popular Jul 24, 2008

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  • inactive, on 07/24/2008, -6/+80Dug for having absolutely nothing to do with Dark Knight.
  • MaxMWood, on 07/24/2008, -2/+59Argh! The Onion can be hilarious but I always think its a serious article until I click it and find "THE ONION" its quite annoying.
  • thatfunman, on 07/24/2008, -0/+46Damn! It would be fun to cook with that guy. Lemon tomatoes...mmmm.
  • hollywoodphony, on 07/24/2008, -0/+44I think he may have started a phenomenon with those lemon tomatoes.
  • kilogrammatic, on 07/24/2008, -0/+40Now I know why chefs always use whisks: the only method to keep Robin Williams away.
  • superfuxxorr, on 07/24/2008, -4/+40Dugg for mentioning dark knight.
  • mmmmmmmCHIPOTLE, on 07/24/2008, -3/+35Great Cooking Tips:
    - Omelet goes great with glasses of tide, which reminds you to do your laundry
    - Talk to your mailman while omelet is cooking
    - Keep burning heat high to cook omelet quickly before your legs stop working
  • dancinns, on 07/24/2008, -0/+22And I thought I was the only one that kept bacon in the bathroom.
  • micahned, on 07/24/2008, -0/+16What the ***** man
  • piratazephyri, on 07/24/2008, -0/+16"if you still have all your teeth"

    man, i hate dreams where my teeth fall out. they're the worst.
  • bigstinky, on 07/24/2008, -0/+15Never trust a skinny Chef...

    What that has to do with anything, I don't know.
  • mneinast, on 07/24/2008, -2/+16"came in his dreams"
  • teriyakisause, on 07/24/2008, -1/+14Don't mess with success boys and girls.
  • green1152, on 07/24/2008, -1/+12This guy talks in circles like my boss!
  • 1ofMany, on 07/24/2008, -0/+10Your dream recipe?
  • z0mb13, on 07/24/2008, -0/+8Freud claimed that dreaming about your teeth falling out meant you were guilty about masturbating. You should fap proud to avoid those dreams.
  • sockpuppets, on 07/24/2008, -0/+7You probably don't want to let your future employers know your Digg id.
  • cousinmeril, on 07/24/2008, -1/+6Yea, that line hit close to home. I can't tell you how many times I've woken up in a panic because I though all my teeth were gone.
  • inactive, on 07/24/2008, -0/+5I liked it.

    (you owe me a beer)
  • Lumiras, on 07/24/2008, -0/+5Wow...you really don't get it, do you?
  • sloppjyoe890, on 07/25/2008, -0/+4I did that a few times.
  • freezerburn666, on 07/24/2008, -1/+5that was funny :)
  • chrisc3, on 07/24/2008, -2/+6The onion always owns me
  • Paranoidmarvin, on 07/24/2008, -0/+4Took me a moment to notice it was the Onion. After that it all made sense.
  • jazzfunkblues, on 07/24/2008, -1/+4dugg because dreams are so completely tripped out that this made perfect sense.
  • sloppjyoe890, on 07/25/2008, -4/+6Dark Knight'd for mentioning dugg.
  • RadiatedAnt, on 07/24/2008, -3/+5Yet you tie the dark knight into this whole mess...
  • Elliuotatar, on 07/25/2008, -0/+2Man, I didn't know that was a common dream. I've had it myself. That's weird!
  • inactive, on 07/24/2008, -1/+3Confront your problems and learn from it.
  • acegi, on 07/25/2008, -2/+4^ lame
  • thatfunman, on 07/25/2008, -1/+3*cough* Dark Knight on the brain *cough* j/k This is the 5th Dark Knight reference today I've encountered today. 1 online and 4 IRL. Dugg for randomness.
  • kelpee, on 07/25/2008, -0/+2I've heard that when you dream your teeth have fallen out, someone close to you will die. Now if you dream of eating your keys and have broken all your teeth out, it probably means you should lay off the late night burritos.
  • expert01, on 07/25/2008, -0/+2^ I'm with stupid
  • Mathieujofis, on 07/25/2008, -0/+2ditto. I was really interested to find the recipe for the best tasting omelette that came to the chef in his/hers dreams.

    was not expecting keys/graham crackers to be part of it.
  • klipseracer, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1I didn't realize until I saw the videos at the bottom.
  • inactive, on 08/01/2008, -0/+1Seems delicious. I'll try it lol
  • PsychoDesigns, on 07/25/2008, -0/+1Not me, I get excited every time I see that favicon in the new tab...
  • clarafi, on 07/24/2008, -3/+4At least his dream omelete didn't have any secret sauce.
  • Tribs, on 07/24/2008, -2/+3Don't call me buddy, guy...
  • danibobanny, on 07/26/2008, -0/+1I read that it means you are afraid to be embarrassed about something. The losing of the teeth represents embarrassment. Ordinarily I don't really place any stock in dream interpretation, but since this one is so common, maybe there's some truth to it.

    Then again, maybe everyone's afraid to be embarrassed :)
  • mangojump, on 07/27/2008, -0/+1Whenever I click a story on digg and the onion pops up it feels like I'm gettin rick'rolled. I'd love it if most of their stories were actually true...
  • optoomistic, on 07/27/2008, -0/+1the KEYS lmao
  • ChefGamer, on 08/06/2008, -0/+0LMAO so if i dream of sesame chicken & cook it can i appear on a show too?
  • Bidofthis, on 07/24/2008, -2/+2hair on the legs? wha??????
  • inactive, on 07/25/2008, -3/+3Funniest Onion video
  • flipper5311, on 07/25/2008, -3/+3Don't call me guy, dude
  • inactive, on 07/24/2008, -2/+2Don't call me boy, buddy.
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