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- fangor, on 05/18/2009, -0/+29"Stuff our chocolate in your vag"
-Mars Corporation - Indyanna, on 05/18/2009, -1/+29Why go to all the trouble of sexual innuendo? It's chocolate. They could name it Dirty Gym Socks, and women would buy it.
- mikbunn, on 05/18/2009, -2/+28Maybe it's because I'm a man, but I tend not to think about masturbation when I'm eating a candy bar.
- Maynza, on 05/18/2009, -0/+25After 20 years they invent the twix?
- Sirocco, on 05/17/2009, -1/+26Uh... I get the feeling that Googling "chocolate fingers" isn't going to have the effect Mars wishes it would.
- jnuffnuffnomnom, on 05/18/2009, -0/+18Chocolate Rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate Rain
,,,,,and its now in your head - Daxx22, on 05/18/2009, -0/+17Probably because you generally don't think about masturbation with a 5-6 inch roughly cylindrical object between your lips.
Generally. - redwolfwalker, on 05/17/2009, -2/+17The 85 calories sound pretty good, they must be small candy bars
- inactive, on 05/18/2009, -1/+15try eating your candy bars at a strip club from now on.
- Zomgondo, on 05/18/2009, -0/+13FTA: Johnson says marketers are taking the connection women often make between chocolate and sensuality too literally. "There are other things you can do that can hit this note without banging on it."
Is using an innuendo to whine about innuendo a digg or a bury? I can't decide. - cyrusuncc, on 05/18/2009, -0/+13Why waste your time with something that's "not that bad"?
Go for a candy bar that is ***** awesome! - cyrusuncc, on 05/18/2009, -0/+13Meanwhile, at the hall of justice...
- inactive, on 05/18/2009, -0/+12I like your vision. Please see me at the planter's advertising office, tomorrow morning.
- TomboAhi, on 05/18/2009, -0/+12I see that they're ribbed for her pleasure.
- smashblu, on 05/18/2009, -0/+11I just loooooove chocolate! But I can't eat it 'cause I'll get fat. But it's sooooo good!
- VisualRhetoric, on 05/18/2009, -1/+12Call me crazy but advertisements (where the subject at hand is not sexual) with extreme sexual innuendos really bother me. To me it's like the advertisement agencies are telling us that unless they subject us to the most blatant sexual suggestions we won't be attracted to their product...Sex sells, but this is just ridiculous.
How long until we see scrotum shaped jars of nuts with slogans like, "Go on...bust a nut!" - asgardshill, on 05/18/2009, -1/+10White dick = "Fun Size" i.e. that crap you hand out at Halloween.
- merreborn, on 05/18/2009, -0/+8And of course, from there, the logical progression is to some sort of chocolate shocker.
- pinkcherry, on 05/18/2009, -0/+8lol.. I love how the packaging describes the chocolates as fingers, and then has the catch phrase "pleasure yourself".
Maybe they should try this for a slogan "Two fingers are better than one" - schrutefan, on 05/18/2009, -0/+8Hmmm a Twix or a creepy chocolate finger dildo... tough choice.
- Anth0n, on 05/18/2009, -0/+8Or they contain artificial sweetener in addition to/instead of real sugar.
- ronintetsuro, on 05/18/2009, -0/+7It is not a very industrious business.
- anotherjack, on 05/18/2009, -0/+6Hi there spammer. Please, help yourself to this chocolatey bag of dicks
- kalvinb, on 05/18/2009, -0/+720 years. And this is what they come up with? A Twix bar with chocolate instead of caramel.
- RiMac, on 05/18/2009, -0/+6Yeah, seems like poor business practice to cut your pool of potential customers in half. It's not like men don't diet.
- TomboAhi, on 05/18/2009, -0/+5Does Mars Corporation also own Monistat? Because this would be a perfect two-pronged attack. So to speak.
- inactive, on 05/19/2009, -0/+5at least they didn't name it The Alan Parsons Project.
- AmusedToDeath, on 05/18/2009, -1/+6Are you kidding me? America is fatty paradise. We practically have our own branch of the ACLU, just in case someone "discriminates" against us by not making restaurant booths our airline seats big enough for our fat asses to fit into.
Try going to Europe sometime, where you will be openly mocked and laughed at by adults. - Scottamus, on 05/18/2009, -0/+4Where's the white creamy filling?
- VisualRhetoric, on 05/18/2009, -0/+4After I meet you tomorrow at the Planter's office please come see me down here at the Bisquick office. I really think we can do something with those "dick biscuits".
- inactive, on 05/18/2009, -0/+3Or these chocolate covered pretzels... they may be a little melty, but they sure are exquisite.
- umanomano, on 05/18/2009, -0/+3"FLING is made with milk and dark chocolate, and hazelnut coatings." So it's not exactly a Twix (no caramel)... sounds a little more like a Nutella version of Twix, though.
I'm sticking with Snickers. Snickers Satisfies. - FurtThePirate, on 05/18/2009, -0/+3"I'm going to get you!"
Is all I hear from this. - inactive, on 05/18/2009, -0/+3Twiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiix!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHbYOwkJPpA - onederwall, on 05/18/2009, -1/+4I actually had some of those. They're not that bad.
- markbaland, on 05/18/2009, -1/+3Great. That's just what we need. Let's find more ways to market empty calories to women who are already obsessed with being skinny and feel like they are too fat so that they can ask us more often "am I fat?" and "does this make me look fat" and "do I look fat in this". The more empty calories (snack food) they eat, the more fat and self conscious they are going to be, and the more self conscious that women are, the more they annoy us with these questions and the less sexually liberated they are, and that's no good for men, or women.
- JonTheGoose, on 05/18/2009, -0/+2Actually, search turns up nothing unusual.
except maybe this
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1168/529288869_7a45 ... - KimmyGibbler, on 05/18/2009, -0/+1Your song absolutely sucks
- markbaland, on 05/18/2009, -0/+2They could make a cream filled tube for men called the Thang, with the slogan "Get Into It!"
- anotherjack, on 05/18/2009, -0/+2Because of not wanting to weigh 3,000 pounds. This country is not kind to the fatties, I don't know if you've noticed.
- TwwIX, on 05/19/2009, -0/+2Did somebody call me?
- rinote, on 05/18/2009, -0/+2My feelings exactly.
- anotherjack, on 05/18/2009, -0/+2No, actually, people openly mock and laugh here too. It ain't a bonus in any social situation. So, I'd rather not be fat. Is that okay with you?
- anotherjack, on 05/18/2009, -1/+3Innuendo opportunities abound, especially for black lesbians.
- nepidae, on 05/18/2009, -0/+1I like sex.
- onederwall, on 05/19/2009, -1/+2gf: Hey babe, want some chocolate?
me: Chocolate? I don't know about that. Let me call up cyrusuncc and ask him if its awesome enough for me. -
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