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Best. Sandwich. EVAR. Really. And, yes, there's bacon

thisiswhyyourefat.com — A half pound duck and pork patty, cheddar cheese, seven pieces of maple bacon, sauteed onions and zillion island sauce on a kaiser roll. You had me at "A" - by the way, the name of this sandwich, for some reason, is Mork's Dork from Ork. Whatever. Still doesn't spoil the awesomeness that is this sandwich.

Who dugg this? Made popular Jul 13, 2009

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  • HeDiggMe, on 07/13/2009, -4/+224Oh damn they didn't scrimp on the Thousand Island. They got ZILLION Island.
  • sentinel106, on 07/13/2009, -12/+155dugg for bacon.
    burried.
    dugg again for bacon.
  • RobertWright, on 08/13/2009, -6/+122Ummm, Maple Bacon and Sauteed Onions is worth a Digg!!
  • TheDatabit, on 07/13/2009, -5/+87I want to order 2 so I can stick my dick in one :(
  • zacharytelschow, on 07/13/2009, -3/+84Where can I get this?
  • elijahyossie, on 07/13/2009, -3/+70A heart attack on a plate.......
  • sickthoughts, on 07/13/2009, -5/+62Perhaps you're the first to mention it because nobody actually cares.
  • calvincooper66, on 07/13/2009, -1/+57I'll take 2. And a side order of defibrillator.
  • mrpunman, on 07/13/2009, -1/+48Motherf..
  • falstaff, on 07/13/2009, -0/+47Quick, call a doctor! He had a heart attack mid-swear!
  • Butt3rs, on 07/13/2009, -1/+47Now With More Bacon! ^.^
    http://bacolicio.us/http://11.media.tumblr.com/i2d ...
  • TriNiiTy, on 07/13/2009, -3/+45Just follow a fatty around lunch time.
  • spiderman0505, on 07/13/2009, -11/+41Anything with bacon is worth a digg
  • mwtapp, on 10/11/2009, -1/+27That thing looks like a sandwich monster.
  • tjcooper4, on 07/13/2009, -1/+27you mean awesome?
  • CTK14A, on 07/13/2009, -1/+27I never understood fried chicken and waffles. I mean, separate, they're both delicious. But how exactly did they come to be paired, like Batman and Robin? Do you eat them separately? Do you make a waffle sandwich with fried chicken in the middle? Do you wrap the fried chicken in a cone or maybe a sort of waffle burrito?

    A chicken and waffles stand just opened across the street from the projects down the block, and I've been too scared to ask these important questions at the window. Somebody, please, teach me the way of the chicken and waffle.
  • mattmacneil, on 07/13/2009, -0/+23What about Kevin Bacon?
  • alanocu, on 07/13/2009, -4/+27Re: Hell's Kitchen - That thing looks like "a heart attack dipped in a stroke with a side of cardiac arrest."

    That's officially my favorite Jen line ever.
  • ahxiong, on 07/13/2009, -0/+22But there's a piece of cucumber and tomato on the plate....that means im fine right? right???
  • ShoggothDreams, on 07/13/2009, -5/+26Sorry, but there are much better sandwiches ON that site. This is just "throw stuff together, and don't forget the bacon". That is the one thing that thisiswhyyourefat.com suffers from.
  • AmyVernon, on 07/13/2009, -1/+22uh, as good as fried chicken and waffles is, duck and bacon beats it HANDS DOWN. Or should I say wings?
  • QreepyBORIS, on 07/13/2009, -0/+21You're probably closer to half to one third of them.

    I am Jewish, but bacon > religion.
  • inactive, on 07/13/2009, -5/+23Actually... you can't do that, or at least not from the same user. Once you undigg something it doesn't let you digg it back. Interesting I'm the first to mention this.
  • AmyVernon, on 07/13/2009, -0/+18I agree with you somewhat that TIWYF sometimes suffers from posting something merely for the sake of posting something. But any sandwich with duck AND bacon is, by definition, awesome.
  • undervalued, on 07/13/2009, -1/+19Looks more like it wants to eat me.
  • wesleyr, on 07/13/2009, -1/+18That's from Lunchbox Laboratory in Ballard, Seattle: http://www.yelp.com/biz/lunchbox-laboratory-seattl ...

    I was there last week, had a "smoker": 1/2 pound Super Beef patty, Havarti Cheese, Maple Bacon, Sauteed Onions and Smoked Pepper Mayo.

    It tastes as good as it looks.
  • Dotcommer, on 07/13/2009, -2/+19Yes! You freak, get the ***** out of here!
  • archer104, on 07/13/2009, -0/+17Don't be sad. It's good to have dreams.
  • kleash, on 07/13/2009, -0/+15Lunchbox Laboratory.
    Source: http://www.flickr.com/photos/suomynona/3468581081/
  • stephhicks68, on 07/13/2009, -1/+16Wowser! I can feel my stomach extending!
  • Stevanoski, on 07/13/2009, -5/+20Great looking sandwitch but nothing beats fried chicken and waffles.
  • scotchyscotch, on 07/13/2009, -2/+16I had saltine crackers for dinner and now this! fml :/
  • HorseloverFat8, on 07/13/2009, -0/+14Holy jesus, that sandwich is worth being fat for.
  • inactive, on 07/13/2009, -1/+13cheddar seems a poor choice for Duck/Pork - I think Havarti perhaps
  • SoCalCove, on 07/13/2009, -0/+12Best Sandwhich Evar, sure....if your in the medical industry...or mortuary business.
  • PeppermintPig, on 07/13/2009, -3/+15Heart Failure Special
  • Keicharones, on 07/13/2009, -2/+14No avocado? No thanks.
  • IAmSam14, on 07/13/2009, -1/+12I'm a pretty picky eater and i usually have things i dont order on sandwiches but this is just holy, where can we get this exactly?
  • PawFox, on 07/13/2009, -1/+12I can. not sure why you can't though.
  • Shagin, on 07/13/2009, -0/+11I believe they said it was zillion island, way better, more islands
  • mustanggt1989, on 07/13/2009, -0/+11It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!
    Frylock: [long pause] See... told ya.
    Master Shake: I tasted mustard.
    The Voice: Yeah... DIJON mustard!
    Master Shake: Well, how come no bacon?
    The Voice: Bacon is extra.
    Master Shake: You call this a sandwich, you don't have bacon on it?
    The Voice: There are no swine evil enough to sacrifice upon a bed of EVIL!
    [pause]
    The Voice: And lettuce.
    [longer pause]
    The Voice: BED OF EVIL AND LETTUCE!
  • calvincooper66, on 07/13/2009, -0/+11Don't worry, along with the ketchup there's blood-thinner in the condiment tray.
  • MarshalBanana, on 07/13/2009, -0/+10Saltine crackers with bacon? Well that's not bad then. There was bacon, right?
  • diggit23, on 07/13/2009, -0/+9@ CTK14A:
    Chicken and Waffles were combined because jazz musicians in the south would play until REALLY late, to the point where the cooks didn't know whether to make them dinner or breakfast. It is a killer combination.
  • jman583, on 07/13/2009, -1/+10You mean bacon?
  • elijahalcantara, on 07/13/2009, -0/+9That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. Like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and they would travel down to your stomach, then they would get there, and the carrot would say, "It's cool, he's with me."

    --- Mitch Hedberg
  • bmcnally, on 07/13/2009, -1/+10Vegan bacon? That's disgusting.

    It's like having an android kid. Sure it might look and act nearly the same, but it has no heart or soul.
  • inactive, on 07/13/2009, -0/+9Anyone else sick of the bacon meme?
  • jman583, on 07/13/2009, -1/+9Is he made of bacon?
  • marciot, on 07/13/2009, -1/+9I have a feeling Muslims don't like bacon and Jewish folk don't like it too. There are a lot of Muslims and Jewish folk in the world.
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