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- RuffRidr, on 12/20/2007, -4/+261Hiney for a Heine?
- UncleCrapper, on 12/20/2007, -3/+249"Shock journalism is so rampant among Australian news providers that newspapers and television news programs will blow anything out of proportion just for a few ratings points, a report by Sydney's Odyssey House revealed."
Fixed. - wishninja, on 12/20/2007, -4/+194Reasons to go to Aussie land:
A.Hot skanks that want to party!
B. Evidently there are no parents!
C. Great brews! And beer infused lolly pops!
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Z. Great Barrier Reef - sweeneyowns, on 12/20/2007, -9/+140big deal, young sluts here do that in the states too... but for boones farm, cause that ***** = classy.
- yomamaisfat, on 12/20/2007, -2/+113That's nothing. I do it for a Klondike Bar.
- Ndiggnation, on 12/20/2007, -16/+126Foster's, Australian for pedophilia!
- zomgflamer, on 12/20/2007, -1/+104Chicks ***** for Booze? Its booze first then *****, not ***** then booze. I blame this on global warming.
- DeskFlyer, on 12/20/2007, -2/+104Sex for a Becks?
- Lokix, on 12/20/2007, -3/+81Bud for my pud?
Blue Moon for your poon?
Sam Adams for loose madams?
Bud Light for some afternoon delight?
Old Milwaulkee to touchey my cockey?
ok, I'm done - Fungo, on 12/20/2007, -3/+69And suddenly many diggers becan vacationing in Australia, while buying many cases of beer.
- cosmicr, on 12/20/2007, -3/+62VD for a VB?
- Nodaki, on 12/20/2007, -3/+57Aussie girls are slutty booze hounds. Hmmm...wondering if they grow out of it? Wondering if I have enough frequent flier miles?
Sensational journalism...thankful it doesn't just happen in the States. Oh wait..Ruport ***** Murdoch owns you guys too. - Shigglyboo, on 12/20/2007, -6/+52if it's so easily available then why are they prostituting? that part doesn't add up. Me and my friends always raided the fridge/cabinet of parents. prostituting is gross. it's a shame on both sides. a shame that men will pay for it, and a shame that girls will offer it.
although, come to think of it, I had this girl come over a few days ago, and she drank the last of my vodka and all my wine. then she offered me sex... I think I was taken advantage of. - pintomp3, on 12/20/2007, -1/+47Bush for a Busch?
- wordglue, on 12/20/2007, -0/+43i think he meant "drill her for a Miller"
- blitzer, on 12/20/2007, -1/+43What can I get for a six pack?
- ZenMojo, on 12/20/2007, -2/+43Sheiner Bock, I'll touch your *****?
Lick your lolly for St. Pauli?
Poke my bum for a coke and rum?
All ya and tight for a vodka and sprite?
Reamed for Jim Beam?
BJ for Bartles and James?
Okay, this is addictive. - Grimlock82, on 12/20/2007, -0/+37Nobody drinks that sh*t here.
- coolmanmax2000, on 12/20/2007, -1/+38You're selling your abdominal muscles?
- SiNN4R, on 12/20/2007, -3/+39Whores for Coors?
- whataboutdave, on 12/20/2007, -2/+38This is just sensationalism.
- LordSeth, on 12/20/2007, -0/+35This article is crap. Now my country is going to overwhelmed with tourists buying my beer.
- shinb0, on 12/20/2007, -1/+34Don't you know that everything is backwards down under?
- Spoomeister, on 12/20/2007, -0/+33Engage in sexual intercourse with the expectation that I purchase libations for you hence?
...did I miss something...? - wordglue, on 12/20/2007, -0/+32so you're the bastard who's been stealing my beer...
- Lokix, on 12/20/2007, -1/+30*****, I already booked my plane tickets :(
- drunkentoad, on 12/20/2007, -4/+31you lose!
- Spacenoodle, on 12/20/2007, -1/+26I'm so tired of this "Today Tonight" and "A Current Affair" sensationalist style journalism being the industry standard in Australia. It's nothing short of insulting and embarrassing.
- ultralights, on 12/20/2007, -1/+25fosters is sold overseas only... no aussie will be caught dead drinking that piss.
- halohunter, on 12/20/2007, -3/+27Dont get sucked in by media hyperbole. This Alcoholism is only about 1% of the population.
- Chaulis, on 12/20/2007, -3/+26You forgot to slam Germany for their Nazi history, Americans for the bomb, Central America for its practices of cutting hearts out and wearing skins of sacrifice victims, and Russians for their poverty.
- thushan, on 12/20/2007, -1/+22Eh? This has to be in some rural aboriginal community. Unfortunately alcohol abuse is rampant amongst the aboriginal communities in remote areas here, but I never knew it was this bad:
"In some of the communities we're working in at 9.30 in the morning, 12- (and) 13-year-olds have bottles of Jack Daniels in their hands, and it is just shocking the way these things are available to kids," news.com.au quoted Father Riley, as saying.
This does *not* imply that we have kids aged as young as 12/13 hanging out with their mates sippin Jack Daniels if you come down under... Just an extreme case of what may be happening in Northern Territories. Its either Alcohol abuse or petrol sniffing:( - PurpleSfinx, on 12/20/2007, -0/+20Yes, ALL Australian's are convicts. Even me. ESPECIALLY me. 'Cause, you know, anyone that lives on the same continent that had convicts on it hundreds of years ago absorbs all the convict ghost energy.... or something.
- kibbled, on 12/20/2007, -3/+23As a fat, ignorant American I am getting a kick out of your reply.
- sarahlea, on 12/20/2007, -15/+34That's just sad
- houndeyex, on 12/20/2007, -0/+18**Prosti-tots
- jeffchuck, on 12/20/2007, -0/+171% of Australia is over 200,000 people.
- inactive, on 12/20/2007, -0/+17All our media outlets are turning into ACA and Today Tonight. Where are the Chaser boys when you need them?
- Tyr7BE, on 12/20/2007, -0/+17Yeah seriously. Haven't these girls ever heard of cooler raids? Go to any camp site at 4 am, and make the rounds. Virtually guaranteed good haul.
- ordig, on 12/20/2007, -2/+18Could it be because they are under age?
- Ric33r, on 12/20/2007, -1/+17Drinking age in Australia is 18,
- lowerlogic, on 12/20/2007, -2/+17why don't you have a seat over there?
- Jaymo89, on 12/20/2007, -0/+15Fosters is not a beer consumed by Australians. Anyone planning on visiting Australia should know this.
- cbuddha42, on 12/20/2007, -0/+15Eh this is either a tabloid or the Australian equivalent of the Onion, but still a funny read.
- MackPrime, on 12/20/2007, -2/+17they're called boongas, you racist bastard.
- Begdorf, on 12/20/2007, -1/+16I guess I've just expanded by dating pool by 1%
- rnreekez, on 12/20/2007, -0/+14See..this is what happens when you leave "????" in the game plan.
1. Meet Guys
2. ??????
3. Beer Profit - strictnein, on 12/20/2007, -1/+15Sin for Gin?
- Tweekster, on 12/20/2007, -2/+16but what if you are straight?
- chickentonight, on 12/20/2007, -0/+14You forgot about insurance scams, feuding neighbours, and the latest breakthrough in weight loss treatments.
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