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Attack Of The Sasquatch Burger!

blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com — This monster creation smushes a half-pound of Angus chuck, cheese, bacon, and fried onion sticks between two whole grilled cheese sandwiches. Eating one of these will supposedly fortify you with 1,995 calories, 155 grams of fat, and 371 mg of cholesterol, all of which will probably make your pants expand a couple of sizes before you even leave.

Who dugg this? Made popular Apr 23, 2009

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  • PassThatShovel, on 04/23/2009, -0/+26I'll take two, animal-style.
  • freakish_beast, on 04/23/2009, -0/+19put it in a blender and i'll chug it the ***** down....there will be no survivors
  • EdwardMass, on 04/23/2009, -0/+19I can handle it. Get me a fork. I CAN HANDLE IT!
  • Wiley9, on 04/23/2009, -0/+17Now we just need someone to make a fried egg, saturated fat and cheese milkshake and we've got a meal.
  • AdeleMor, on 04/23/2009, -0/+16I want to rub that burger all over my . . . face.
  • timpanogos, on 04/23/2009, -1/+16I want.
  • amprather, on 04/23/2009, -1/+14I thought that Man v. Food did this....but in Memphis

    http://www.travelchannel.com/TV_Shows/Man_v_Food/F ...

    Is this the original "Sasquatch" Burger? Either way, it is a big ass burger.
  • inactive, on 04/23/2009, -0/+12Are you crazy!? You saw what it did to Rodriguez. You don't have to be a hero!
  • TrouserJazz, on 04/23/2009, -0/+10Not another heart attack hur hur sandwich Elvis died on the bacon toilet post.
  • sparkmonkeyz, on 04/23/2009, -0/+10I am way too ***** up and don't have enough money or food in my pantry to be seeing this. Why do you have to torture me like this digg? WHY?!!
  • thinboyslim, on 04/23/2009, -1/+11Just like the "14 pizza's" story this looks completely unappetizing, like Ronald MacDonald took a dump.
  • diemunkiesdie, on 04/23/2009, -1/+10Hmm, 1,995 calories? Don't eat anything else all day so you are hungry enough to finish it, and don't have any other calories all day! You'll even squeak 5 calories by the 2,000 calories the average person needs. Healthiness while eating burger goodness FTW!!
  • EdwardMass, on 04/23/2009, -0/+7Or screw it and just eat two. You only live once, right?
  • Jeepy, on 04/23/2009, -0/+7This is sort of like the idea I had for a fast food restaurant that just says ***** it and goes over the top with it's unhealthy food. Like I'd use KFC 7 layer bowl of ***** idea but take it further and just have every appetizer imaginable, pot stickers, chicken strips, onion rings, quesadillas, craw fish, calamari, jalapeno poppers, and coleslaw all in a bowl with each layer separated by chunky white gravy. It would go great with our famous double bacon cheeseburger smoothie with mint chocolate chips and whip cream.


    Also try our Belgian waffle steak and egg's benedict breakfast burrito. Deep fried and battered then surrounded by pizza crust filled with Monterrey jack cheese.
  • commentposted, on 04/23/2009, -0/+7You're doing it wrong.

    In Soviet Russia, food attacks you!!
  • Annibal, on 04/23/2009, -0/+6Looks like a pile of ***** with some cat vomit on.
  • Derka010, on 04/23/2009, -0/+4That thing better have Sasquatch meat in it or ima be pissed...
  • EoNhausen, on 04/23/2009, -0/+4I want to put that inside me.
  • borez, on 04/23/2009, -0/+4No wonder there's an energy problem, all the oils gone into that thing.
  • jgray1975, on 04/23/2009, -0/+4I'll have one and a 60oz diet coke please.
  • SonicEarth, on 04/23/2009, -1/+5DO NOT WANT
  • ModernDayDarwin, on 04/23/2009, -0/+4if the shoe fits...
  • thinboyslim, on 04/23/2009, -1/+5This is why Americans are fat
  • Sejes89, on 04/23/2009, -1/+4Uhh, its like someone just crapped between two slices of bread. I'm sure even a hungry sasquatch would have its appetite turned away by this even more grotesque monstrosity.
  • graemee, on 04/23/2009, -0/+3I think this thing is better for you then fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
  • inactive, on 04/23/2009, -1/+4Isn't that a broad, sweeping generalization of people that make broad, sweeping generalizations? So in fact you just called yourself dumb.
  • Otto, on 04/23/2009, -0/+3You've been beaten to it. Google for Chandler, Arizona’s "Heart Attack Grill".
  • fluidfoundation, on 04/23/2009, -0/+3All of the best foods look the same going out as they do coming in. mmmmm.
  • leprix, on 04/23/2009, -0/+3The Sasquatch in Memphis at the Kooky Kanuck (previously Big Foot Lodge) is just a big ass burger (7+ LBS). No grilled cheese or whatever. Although it is now the "Kookamonga" buger, because they got sued...
  • vashth3stampede, on 04/23/2009, -0/+3...just put IT IN MY VEINS!
  • Xenga, on 04/23/2009, -0/+3Diarrhea Ville
  • ChileanGoD, on 04/23/2009, -0/+3NEEDS MORE BACON
  • maxtrix, on 04/23/2009, -0/+2I just gained a pound looking at the picture...
  • internetstatic, on 04/23/2009, -0/+2A cardiac surgeon's nemesis! I'll pass.
  • yuutokun, on 04/23/2009, -0/+2That needs a little diggsauce 2009
  • Talphin, on 04/23/2009, -0/+2*****, I just had a heart attack looking at that!
  • Solkre, on 04/23/2009, -0/+2Heart Attack Of The Sasquatch Burger!
  • FXNGLAS, on 04/23/2009, -1/+3Give me 1/8oz and I'll tank that thing like it's nobody's business...
  • plutonium28, on 04/23/2009, -0/+2DO WANT
  • MattB123, on 04/23/2009, -0/+2I bet I'd have the runs before I could finish it. Fun!
  • inactive, on 04/23/2009, -1/+3i bet you its so GOOD!!
    i want it...
  • aschwartz, on 04/23/2009, -0/+2Thanks Barney
  • Contraband42, on 04/23/2009, -0/+2That's what she said.
  • inactive, on 04/23/2009, -0/+2You're not kidding anyone with the diet coke..
  • Otto, on 04/23/2009, -0/+2The Big Foot Lodge in Memphis had to change their name and the burger's name due to a Cease and Desist from the people mentioned in this very article, I believe. They renamed the place to "Kooky Canuck" and now call the burger the "Kookamonga".

    Either way, the Kookamonga burger 12,387 calories knocks the crap out of the Sasquatch piddly little 1,995. Half a pound of beef? Haw, the Kookamonga has FOUR POUNDS of the stuff. Along with eight slices of cheese, a whole tomato, a whole onion, a lot of lettuce, and garnished with two whole pickles.

    Note that the price for these vastly two different burgers is not that different. $16 for the Sasquatch, $22 for the Kookamonga (free if you can finish it in an hour). Also, if you want to cut the Kookamonga up into mulitple pieces for multiple people, you can (just not for the challenge). And it's still a lot of burger when you do that as well.
  • aschwartz, on 04/23/2009, -0/+2why is it that people use freakin grilled cheese sandwiches for bread now instead of, oh I dont know, JUST BREAD.

  • inactive, on 04/23/2009, -0/+2If I could buy one of these at the end of a big night I'd be sooooo happy..
  • Schwa142, on 04/23/2009, -0/+2what the hell does Arizona know about sasquatches...?
  • novakaine, on 04/23/2009, -0/+2It needs gravy.
  • frequentFlyer, on 04/23/2009, -0/+2I want to marry that burger.
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