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- alapoet, on 07/09/2008, -4/+74Just be aware that physically whupping people's asses is still illegal.
I once did a year behind bars for decisively winning a street fight. And yes, it WAS self defense.
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. - Renostyle, on 07/09/2008, -6/+73This ***** of a businessman who looked like a roided out David Caruso picked a fight with my friend at a bar because my friend had leaned over the guy's girlfriend's purse to order a drink. After last call, he went outside and dropped off his jacket and his girl in the car and then snuck back in and confronted my friend.
After his snide, conniving, condescending attempts at patronizing, he grabbed my friend by the shirt, at which point my friend palmed the guy in the face with his drink glass, which shattered, and almost completely severed the guy's nose off.
After picking up all the knocked over stools, and letting the people clean up all the guy's blood, we took off right as the cops were interviewing people about what happened. We were lucky enough to walk by the guy, who for some reason was now shirtless and bloody, and while the cops were talking to him and I had the wonderful opportunity to hear this little back and forth:
Exasperated cop: "*sigh* Sir, did you really go back inside and grab the gentleman before he struck you?"
His answer was somewhere along the lines of, "Of course I ***** did!" *flex*
I don't know if it was the booze or just the HGH coursing that made him do that, then admit to it, but I'll never forget the look of that pompous, inflated ginger with half a nose dangling off his face when the cops informed him that he could not press any criminal charges since he initiated and instigated the fight.
You can digg me down, I just wanted to share that. - drgkstep, on 07/09/2008, -9/+63Seems like this article was not only written by violent morons, it encourages illegal behavior. And come on "bring lots of guys with you" we had a joke back in Chicago, "How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"...
"51, 1 to screw in the lightbulb and the other 50 to back him up."
***** cowards. - bobetr, on 11/27/2008, -0/+48Dugg for the awesome video
- DeskFlyer, on 07/09/2008, -4/+50I was at a bar once, and no one was talking to me cause I just did a show... and I ran into a guy, and instead of saying "excuse me" he said "get the hell out of my way", so I said "Go to hell" - and I ran away. He caught up to me.... he had on a hat, a nose ring, an eyebrow ring, a goatee, a tongue ring, and 3 earrings. He said, "Hey man, you have a lot of nerve," and then I said "Hey man, you have a lot of - cranium accessories." You guys are a smart crowd, when I do the dumber crowds, I have to say, "Hey man, you have a lot of ***** on your head."
/hedberg - Surferess, on 07/08/2008, -5/+43Dugg for the guy with the blood dripping out of his temple.
- fas2, on 07/09/2008, -1/+38Dugg for sand in his vagina.
- Shogi, on 07/09/2008, -1/+35BANG BANG BANG.
- getjustin, on 07/09/2008, -1/+32If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: "Everyone underestimates a kick in the groin....BOOM!...I follow up...BONG!BONG!..."
- briankoenig03, on 07/09/2008, -0/+30Just wondering, does "decisively winning" == "killing the guy"?
- hollywoodphony, on 07/09/2008, -1/+26Bong! Bong! Bong! Smack his face! Smack his face! Smack his face!
- shutaro, on 07/09/2008, -0/+24Either way, someone's getting kicked in the nuts.
- hollywoodphony, on 07/09/2008, -1/+24Wow, I never knew how many tough, brute men were on Digg. My hat is off to anyone who can manage to fit in time for their extensive ninjitsu training and still fire off such pithy comments! I salute you, American Heroes!
- chamberlanderic, on 07/09/2008, -1/+241- don't go to a bar in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
- dpazar2, on 07/09/2008, -1/+22anything goes! just no touching of the hair or face, Brick, where did you get a grenade???
- AwsmGy, on 07/09/2008, -2/+22The best way to win is to walk away. You're in a ***** bar if there's fights there anyways.
- ohnoitstaylor, on 07/09/2008, -1/+19I'm a digger, not a fighter.
- hollywoodphony, on 07/09/2008, -0/+18What happened to your friend's hand when the glass he was holding in his palm shattered?
- ADIDAS247, on 07/09/2008, -0/+16Yeah, the message of the article was: Kick him in his nuts then hit him with things after you kicked him in the nuts or just stay out of fights before someone kicks you in the nuts
- ADIDAS247, on 07/09/2008, -4/+19Maybe he was just instinctually reacting to the situation instead of standing around like a putz about to get smacked around?
- HuskyPuzzle, on 07/08/2008, -1/+16That first shot def looks like a dramatization, and yeah, that guy with the silly shorts and the cell phone on his belt got his ass beat...and is still trying to put together what happened.
- lmhoward, on 07/09/2008, -2/+16Dugg for peter-gazing reference.
- TEHxINTERWEBS, on 07/09/2008, -2/+17Hit. Hit. Hit! To the groin!
- gab00n, on 07/09/2008, -0/+13I just avoid areas where low class white trash drunks like to congregate.
- CCB0x45, on 07/09/2008, -0/+12I love that one from him.
- jboitnott, on 07/09/2008, -2/+11No actually the first "fight" is not a fight at all. It is two drunk guys who were told to pretend as if they were angry at each other for the purposes of this blog. Meanwhile they both appear to be attempting to suppress feelings of desire for each other.
- Shiftyeyeddogg, on 07/09/2008, -0/+10Ow, my balls!
- inactive, on 07/09/2008, -1/+11that is crazy, I don't think a lot of people realize that basically calling people a "bad word" is now harassment and you can get arrested. It seems you get put in jail for everything.
- jus1haz2, on 07/09/2008, -3/+13One time me and 4 friends went up to Canada and these 5 guys started giving us crap, my friend picked up a rock and started yelling Russian at them. Some choice words were exchanged and we ended up just walking away. Later that night we were all sitting out on the beach (in Osoyoos) and all of a sudden 15 guys surrounded us, ya that's right they went and got backup. Holy crap it was scary! We just fought our way out of the circle and ran like hell!!
- Commodore69, on 07/09/2008, -2/+12don chu ever do dat agen bang bang ...
- El Guapo - blackjack75, on 07/09/2008, -0/+9If can kill someone and get away with only one year in jail I'll make up a list of people who are worth it...
- ScottoGato, on 07/09/2008, -1/+9BONG! BONG! BONG!
Tanga, Tatenga, Tateng. - pennvneff, on 07/09/2008, -1/+8Bas Rutten in the *****' house
- shutaro, on 07/09/2008, -0/+7Yeah, I think she got scared.
- chuckDontSurf, on 07/09/2008, -0/+7The only cost is your dignity.
- TweedleDan, on 07/09/2008, -0/+7Things have been getting pretty stabby here the last few years. How is every bar not forced to use a metal detector yet? Well maybe they'll be able to afford more security now with the minimum drink prices. Oh right, those minimum drink prices are going to "curb the violence".
- teamgwho, on 07/09/2008, -3/+10"Dont"
"You"
"Ever"
"Do"
"That"
and we got treated to that twice!
Awesome! - wedges, on 07/09/2008, -1/+8i bet this has never happened.
- Midtowner, on 07/09/2008, -1/+7If you're attacked, you want to incapacitate your attacker ASAP if possible. You don't know if he went outside to get a gun or a knife.
- wedges, on 07/09/2008, -0/+6dugg because i really love analogies like "[he] looked like a roided out David Caruso"
- MtheoryX, on 07/09/2008, -0/+6That would, in fact, be a decisive win.
Although, I would call it a "Fatality," and subsequently award extra points. - lokee73, on 07/09/2008, -1/+7Not me, I'm a big pussy.
- teamgwho, on 07/09/2008, -1/+6WTFV. You obviously didn't watch it or didn't learn anything from the video. You could be in the fight of your life. Once you realize you're in a fight, hit hard and quick. The next thing after his shirt being grabbed could've been him on the floor, the barstool kicked out from under him, or much worse. Besides, I've no idea what the friend is like but presumably he doesn't look like a roided up David Caruso, so against that kind of an enemy, take any shot you have.
- fluidfoundation, on 07/09/2008, -0/+5I say just drink in places other than bars. You know, like church, school, the bus, medical exams, court hearings... that way, you don't have to worry about getting in a bar fight.
- Osirus1156, on 07/09/2008, -0/+5From the video:
"and remember, everything on the streets is legal." - bbqsalad, on 07/10/2008, -0/+5Amerrrriiicaaaa ***** YEAHHHHHHHHHH
And yeah I think that was his point. Texas, Alabama and Florida are 99.9 percent *****... with the 00.1 percent being my grandma in Florida. - Renostyle, on 07/09/2008, -1/+6Surprisingly little actually. Somehow. I think he got a small cut on his finger, but you know, "you should see the other guy" as they say.
- Rubuntu, on 07/09/2008, -0/+4Rather be a coward than a dead hero, RUN...
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