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- xyzunit, on 12/31/2007, -0/+182Dugg for the list being on one page.
- fant0m, on 12/31/2007, -1/+125Drunk-dialing the ex: an amateur mistake.
We've all been there. - inactive, on 12/31/2007, -0/+96#8 Getting into a fight with someone for any reason at all. Guy looks at the clock above you and suddenly "What you lookin' at" And suddenly you feel like you've entered the octagon
- inactive, on 12/31/2007, -0/+75and then getting it.
- nico623, on 12/31/2007, -1/+47Dugg for PBR !!!
- Iwantawii, on 12/31/2007, -0/+45I'm going to call this my New Year's checklist ~,^
- mcfly1204, on 12/31/2007, -3/+47Should be titled "7 Most Cliche Things That Only Make Sense When You're Drunk."
I would have to add:
-driving
-breaking things, bottles, patio fruniture, VCR's
-stealing, especially from strangers
-smoking 40+ cigarettes
-giving your phone number to people as if you may hang out sometime, especially people from high school - inactive, on 12/31/2007, -3/+46You haven't drunk-dialed until you've drunk dialed a friend to ask for oral sex on a dare, but accidently ended up calling his parents' house and proceeded to ask his father for oral sex instead.
- mortigon, on 12/31/2007, -4/+44I spent last New Years Eve at a house party... the whole night was spent walking around drunk, giving people high fives...
Can't wait to do it all again tonight. - SeethisPass, on 12/31/2007, -1/+40Face it.
It's New Years Eve.
Some of you are going to throw down until you throw up, anyway.
So, uh, how IS the ex?
Cheers! - aguynamedjoe36, on 12/31/2007, -0/+37Singing. Somehow I feel more athletic too, more nimble, spry if you will. Mostly in regard to hurdling things.
- tidu, on 12/31/2007, -2/+38no, we'd need a girlfriend first...
- Scogras, on 12/31/2007, -3/+38Personally, I think this list is far too short.
- mortigon, on 12/31/2007, -0/+31get drunk, the answer will come to you
- inactive, on 12/31/2007, -0/+31Ah, alcohol. The cause, and solution, to all of life's problems.
- Slimem88, on 12/31/2007, -0/+29You know what a lot of people (including myself) think makes sense when they're drunk? Money. "I can afford that! No problem!"
You wake up the next morning and realize you are now a hundred and fifty dollars poorer than you were a mere 12 hours previous. Alcohol = "Black Amex." - trevorjez, on 12/31/2007, -0/+28taco bell...
- Waskonator, on 12/31/2007, -3/+27They left out "Telling your wife to 'Get *****'."
I don't know if its common but.... I've done it. - DarkItIs, on 12/31/2007, -2/+24Dugg for "Hugh Hefner and James Bond rolled up into one."
- ComeOutSwingin, on 01/01/2008, -0/+22It was funny, then narco made it even funnier. And then you ***** it up!
- Nougat, on 12/31/2007, -0/+18It's cracked.com without the page breaks!
- tidu, on 12/31/2007, -1/+18no, that's why you get drunk with chill people who won't ***** with you
- inactive, on 12/31/2007, -0/+15For some reason, I'm drawn to ***** beer, even when I'm sober. If someone says a beer is *****, I instantly know I'm gonna love it. Kinda disturbing, really.
- obelisky, on 12/31/2007, -8/+23because you have no friends.
- KenSPT, on 12/31/2007, -5/+20The solution, get stoned ...
- diggsahole, on 12/31/2007, -1/+15...buried for calling it ***** beer.
- insanemike, on 12/31/2007, -3/+16This just in: Digg is now those "cute" emails that your relatives send you that they find so hilarious!!!! (Send money to Nigeria.)
- MattBD, on 12/31/2007, -0/+13The thing I don't get is when someone says "You looking at my bird?". How do you respond to that? There is no good answer.
I reckon the best answer is to say "Yes, you're a very lucky man. Congratulations". - tidu, on 12/31/2007, -1/+13i know that address... eBGIQ7ZuuiU! nice try, bud.
- voyvf, on 12/31/2007, -0/+12Hah. That would be "foreplay" with some of my ex's. For extra Evil Points™, after sex, make certain that you're in hearing distance of said ex, call up a random friend (if they're a good friend, they won't mind) and remark, "You're right. It wasn't as good as I remembered."
Then, run. Quickly. Don't worry about putting all of your clothes on, just cover the hairy parts and haul ass. - Regulator980, on 12/31/2007, -3/+15Repost: This is why you don't get drunk
http://www.dr.dk/p3/monkey_old/stablinger.asp - jiveturkeyblues, on 12/31/2007, -1/+13i did it a couple of weeks ago. now she keeps calling me and sending me messages. what do i do?
- mortigon, on 12/31/2007, -1/+12When you're sober it does seem pretty dumb, but when you're drunk for some reason it's funny as hell.
- TheRascalKing, on 12/31/2007, -0/+111. Eating Peeps
2. Giggling
3-7. Eating Peeps and giggling. - SiNN4R, on 12/31/2007, -0/+11Try out steel reserve. If that doesn't break your craving for ***** beer nothing will.
- samuraipizzacat, on 12/31/2007, -0/+11This is honestly like the 10th rickroll I've seen today.
- malykii, on 12/31/2007, -0/+10I prefer the thunder dome... 2 man enter, 1 man leave!!!!
- inactive, on 12/31/2007, -3/+13If you ever want to get anywhere in life, you've got to be willing to make a complete and total ass of yourself. Sometimes, you've got to take chances, and if you fail, that's exactly what's gonna happen. You have to have the courage to be able to take those chances and face failure, even if it does mean looking like a complete and total ass. This is one of the most important things you'll ever learn. Now, I'm not saying you need alcohol to learn it, but it certainly helps.
- TaylorSmythe, on 12/31/2007, -0/+9No way Banditt, apparently you've never had a drunk "MEET EVERYONE" session. It's hilarious.
- Chirp08, on 12/31/2007, -0/+9#8 digg's comment system
- akatherder, on 12/31/2007, -0/+8Last New Years Eve I learned that you should never drunk dial your ex from the bathroom and let her know which bar you are at. Specifically when your wife is with you.
- inactive, on 12/31/2007, -0/+8I try to hide my wallet before drinking in order to avoid that very catastrophe. You'd think it'd make more sense to have my friends hide it, but by the time I get to the point where I start spending money stupidly, I'm usually too drunk to remember where I hid it (though usually it's just sitting on the coffee table).
- wolvyne, on 12/31/2007, -1/+9Dugg for PBR!
- skews13, on 12/31/2007, -1/+9#9 i'll be alright. i can still drive
- tidu, on 12/31/2007, -3/+11Dugg for using Seinfeld as proof in #6
- eyesmell, on 01/01/2008, -0/+7Dunno, but i assume #10 is profit...
- bigtizzle, on 12/31/2007, -0/+7I drunk e-mailed an ex the other night. Worst. Mistake. Ever.
- niffx, on 12/31/2007, -0/+7last time I checked Pabst is the only beer to have won a blue ribbon...
- petebert, on 12/31/2007, -0/+7"You ever been to a Denny's during the day? It's downright depressing, isn't it?" this guy must be pretty upper crust where does he get his breakfast? bet he calls it a garage
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