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41 Comments
- hmalhi93, on 11/25/2008, -5/+23Dugg for the Palin pic.
- NixiePixel, on 11/25/2008, -1/+10Fowl play!
- deaftly, on 11/26/2008, -1/+10Eh, I'd still bang her.
- KenSPT, on 11/26/2008, -2/+9I prefer killing my turkeys in front of large groups of PETA members, just to piss them off ....
- DigSomeMore, on 11/25/2008, -1/+7My turkey's name is Sookiiiii
- blackdrivel, on 11/26/2008, -6/+10Classic: "you could put the turkey into a room and have Ben Stein bore it to death explaining the theory of evolution. This would be a double whammy, since not only would it be a slow, painful process, but the turkey would die with radically false beliefs!"
- mmx2000, on 11/26/2008, -0/+4This article sucks. I was hoping for real suggestions.
- jackwelch, on 11/26/2008, -0/+4Sounds like you have some homoerotic turkey thing going on there.
- dnasty27, on 11/25/2008, -3/+7OMGBBQWTF!
- dperren, on 11/26/2008, -0/+3Uhhh, Ben Stein being the bloke who claims Darwinism to not only be wrong, but also inspiration for the holocaust?
- redscofield, on 11/26/2008, -1/+4Am i the only person who thought this article was crap?
and now i will be dugg down... - Murdats, on 11/26/2008, -1/+4hey they would only 'rescue' it and kill it anyway
http://www.petakillsanimals.com/ - PleaseJustDie, on 11/26/2008, -0/+3I'd rather wait till they are gutted and cleaned, you know so I don't get turkey ***** all over my stuffing.
- inactive, on 11/26/2008, -1/+4When I think "Slaughtered Turkey," I think Sarah Palin!
- JanK1, on 11/26/2008, -1/+4KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!
- frostcrow, on 11/26/2008, -0/+3After you kill them then you dip them in the scalding water ( to make feathers easy to remove ) .
I have no idea how you would go about scalding them "while killing them" as that implies they are still alive when you do it. Turkeys are not small birds, holding on to one while you got into a pot of boiling hot water would be quite the challenge not to mention the rather large birg is going to really freak the hell out as soon as it hits the scalding water... I suspect you would end up as , or more, scalded than the turkey . - itsradBrad, on 11/26/2008, -1/+3How about waiting at the exit of a PETA rally and skillfully sneak your turkey under one of their tires as they drive away?
That way technically, they killed it. - dperren, on 11/27/2008, -0/+2Yes - the original author wasn't exactly clear though. It was a dig at Stein, albeit a poorly written one.
- itsradBrad, on 11/27/2008, -0/+2Is that true?!?
If so, I retract my previous comment and thank you for the insight. - MeatMountain, on 11/26/2008, -0/+2I'd use a boomerang. Might as well make it memorable for the Turkey.
- itsradBrad, on 11/26/2008, -2/+3FTA-
"For example, you could put the turkey into a room and have Ben Stein bore it to death explaining the theory of evolution. This would be a double whammy, since not only would it be a slow, painful process, but the turkey would die with radically false beliefs!"
Turns out the author is an idiot. - milobennett, on 11/26/2008, -2/+3Give them a chance they just got elected!
- Jamnajar, on 11/26/2008, -0/+1Buried for not mentioning biting it's head off with your teeth: Alice Cooper style!!
- Wholekernalcorn, on 11/26/2008, -0/+1Lol...just wring the things neck, cook and enjoy.
- zachary80, on 11/27/2008, -0/+1I was also. There is a turkey farm just a short way from where I live, and plenty of them somehow escaped into the woods behind my house. I've been planning this for two weeks now, just waiting for the right weather.
- niteskunk, on 11/26/2008, -0/+1Kick the baby!
- ltethe, on 11/26/2008, -0/+1best way to kill any bird is to grab it by it's neck, and spin it whipping your arm around in a circle. The neck breaks, and there is no mess. Most efficient and effective method I know of.
- oMeSSiaHo, on 11/26/2008, -0/+1Herma hudda herr!
- flyingengineer, on 11/26/2008, -0/+0a shotgun with turkey loads is quite effective.....
- drawds, on 11/30/2008, -0/+0I think everybody should watch this before their next meal: http://www.watchearthlings.com and http://www.meat.org
- sexybobo, on 11/26/2008, -1/+1You boil turkeys normally while killing them. (it loosens feathers and makes them easier to pull)
- inactive, on 11/26/2008, -1/+1Gobbles? .... GOBBLES?
- jackwelch, on 11/26/2008, -3/+2This article has inspired me to start a new Thanksgiving tradition of killing my own turkey. Actually, I may raise it for a few years then kill it, just to my kids can learn about "Black Swan" events ;-)
- NuntiusMortis, on 11/26/2008, -1/+0Make sure you play this while killing :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEq0YIa8VuU - sidewinderaim9x, on 11/26/2008, -3/+1Don't, stupidity is contagious.
- oger, on 11/26/2008, -2/+0If you have a friend that you know for a fact is a Chicken Boo.you can tell him to do or his not a man but a Chicken boo. he well do it faster then you can't say oh my god.
- BXRWXR, on 11/26/2008, -7/+58) Vote them out of office.
- chaos7, on 11/26/2008, -4/+1don't kill it and don't eat it
- imasuperDOTcom, on 11/26/2008, -6/+2Dear Mom:
I'm sorry.
Regards,
Me
P.S - I'm not sure you read digg - but if you do, I know you like turkeys, so you'll see my comment. - kp2575, on 11/26/2008, -7/+1jamming stuffing up their ass while they are alive would probably work
- nippy, on 11/25/2008, -7/+1dupe
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