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50 Ways to Use Bacon (Not Safe for Vegans)

startcooking.com — You probably know bacon as the star of the BLT (bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich, in case you didn ’t know), and the bacon cheeseburger. But there are so many other ways we can incorporate it into our diets and our lives! Here are 50 ways to use bacon

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  • reflex768, on 04/28/2008, -12/+203>>Not Safe for Vegans...
    For a moment I imagined a life without bacon. I shuddered a little.
    • KingMoses, on 04/28/2008, -5/+49It's the candy of meats.
    • punkcat, on 04/28/2008, -4/+12you realize the people in the UK have never had the experience of pancake syrup flowing onto their bacon?
      • djdole, on 04/28/2008, -2/+12People in the UK make me shudder a little. :-p
      • Sophistifunk, on 04/29/2008, -1/+1Ew....

        Do *you* realise the rest of the world is amazed you North Americans want syrup on your bacon? It's not just the Limeys I'll tell you that much. Syrup on pancakes, hot sauce on bacon. That's the way god intended it.
        • 808kick, on 04/29/2008, -0/+2wtf? I'm from Canada and we produce both syrup and bacon but no one I know pours syrup on their bacon.
    • DteK, on 04/28/2008, -4/+42I once dated a super hot Indian Muslim chic. We broke up because I would not give up bacon.
      She may be gone, but bacon still loves me. And I love bacon.
      • iziizi, on 04/29/2008, -5/+1super hot indian muslim - oxymoron of 2008
    • dudeguy1234, on 04/29/2008, -25/+7Wow... umm, I don't eat bacon because I'm a vegitarian. It's not THAT good. It's not like giving up sex or something...
      • gonzo_leben, on 04/29/2008, -5/+13Oh it really is though
      • CobaltBlue, on 04/29/2008, -3/+16Even when you can't get it up, you can still get bacon down.
      • h3llscaper, on 04/29/2008, -6/+7Bacon is what sex sometimes wishes it was.
        /sometimes/
      • Shirt, on 04/29/2008, -1/+4Bacon is awesome. And I'm not giving up either. What's your point?
      • Shirt, on 04/29/2008, -1/+5I give up neither. What's your point? You're the one losing. And bacon is THAT good. Christ it's awesome.
    • emehrkay, on 04/29/2008, -2/+3This ***** right here is awesome - http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00032BDBK.0 ...
    • Goodanswer, on 04/29/2008, -0/+7MMMM... Bacon, pissing off Muslim's everywhere since 571 A.D.
    • themastersb, on 04/29/2008, -0/+3As if bacon wasn't already good on its own now I have 50 more reasons to love it? That's just too mouth watering.
    • spaceyraygun, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1i am a vegan... but boy is bacon delicious!
  • byosko, on 04/28/2008, -5/+60How can you go wrong with bacon? Lots and lots of bacon...
    • matrixbandit, on 04/28/2008, -3/+8I ***** love bacon. Om nom nom nom
  • blackdrivel, on 04/28/2008, -5/+84NSFV (Not Safe For Vegans) -> that's classic.
    • masterm1nd, on 04/28/2008, -1/+10You've been meat rolled.
    • inkyblue2, on 04/28/2008, -6/+5i was hoping that by "not safe for vegans" they meant that we were going to see some vegans getting beat down with strips of bacon. oh, well. if i wait long enough i'm sure it'll happen, and when it does, it will be posted to digg. *waits*
    • slayernine, on 04/29/2008, -2/+5just picturing some vegan dude in his cubicle so tempted to look but scared that someone might see his secret meat loving desire
  • WriterSD, on 04/28/2008, -7/+15Love bacon!
  • theaceoffire, on 04/28/2008, -5/+93They didn't even list "Bacon wrapped bacon with bacon bits".
    • Bukowsky, on 04/28/2008, -2/+9That's by far one of the best breakfasts you can eat.
    • MSstar, on 04/28/2008, -6/+2quick death
      • likwidfuzion, on 04/28/2008, -0/+12At least you'll die happy.
        • Shirt, on 04/29/2008, -0/+2Well, at least you'll live happy. The artery clogged death would probably suck.

          That said, bacon ***** rocks.
    • DteK, on 04/28/2008, -2/+7just as TV is better in slo - mo, everything taste better when accompanied by bacon. even bacon.
    • Karna101, on 04/29/2008, -2/+4or bacon wrapped in pages of the koran
    • garageboy101, on 04/29/2008, -2/+3BACONATOR?
      • Shirt, on 04/29/2008, -0/+2That sandwich is almost too much for me. But it's not the bacon, it's the enormous amounts of ketchup they slather on it.

        Just get it without Mayo at least, that stuff is nasty. Bacon FTW though.
    • endlessoul, on 04/29/2008, -1/+4What about Bacon Salt? I have bacon sandwiches with bacon salt on them. Google it if you think I'm joking. I love me some bacon salt.
    • dafragsta, on 04/29/2008, -1/+2http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sBPm6ubjnU
      Matt Stone and Trey Parker are Bakin' Bacon with Macon.
    • anarchyinthekr, on 04/29/2008, -0/+2they also forgot bacon flavored vodka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php? ...
    • unfinite, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1My favourite is a peanut butter, bacon and tomato sandwich, on toast, with black pepper. Try one. They're amazing. It may become your #1 food.
      The hot bacon and toast melt the peanut butter, and the tomato slices wash down the stickiness. Just mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • adoggz, on 04/28/2008, -12/+62for every piece of bacon vegans don't eat I eat 2.
    • tastypastry, on 04/28/2008, -9/+15I kept telling my vegetarian buddy that this weekend.

      "For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat two!"
    • TheFamousOne2, on 04/28/2008, -6/+18wait, so you only eat two pieces of bacon? Get your balls out of your phanny pack! Go for at least five!
      • Tyr7BE, on 04/29/2008, -1/+7You pansies. If you're not finishing off a pound, you're not doing it right.
        • nigh7dagger, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1A pound? I hope you mean for each course of a 5-course meal.
        • Shirt, on 04/29/2008, -1/+45-course meal? I hope you mean at least 100-course meal.
    • azurechaos, on 04/28/2008, -1/+13you guys are so creative.
  • n4cr2k, on 04/28/2008, -6/+10Butter your bacon
    http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season13/little ...
    • Digitalfilm43, on 04/28/2008, -1/+10Bacon up that sausage boy!
    • glinsvad, on 04/28/2008, -1/+7Move over eggs, bacon just got a new best friend… fudge!
  • ericlitman, on 04/28/2008, -27/+6There are some pretty mean vegan BLTs out there. Turkey bacon, pork bacon, buffalo bacon, soy bacon....all worthy of the bacon moniker.

    Oh, and for the dried, almost-somewhat-bacon-like experience, Bacos are vegan, too.
    • Ndiggnation, on 04/28/2008, -3/+15Don't vegans abstain from animal products being used for food, clothing or anything else?
    • andrewhyde, on 04/28/2008, -1/+5I somehow think of you as the resident vegan now. Wait, Bacos are vegan???
      • earthceltic, on 04/29/2008, -0/+2yup. Accidentally vegan.
      • SpaceMonkeyZero, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1Don't worry. I'm sure a rat or two die at the Bacos plant, invalidating their veganess.
    • Zarokima, on 04/28/2008, -1/+3Veggie-bacon tastes like Beggin' Strips.
    • masterm1nd, on 04/28/2008, -3/+8You wouldn't be a vegan if you ate turkey pork and buffalo. And isn't bacon made of pork in the first place?
    • heynoop, on 04/28/2008, -2/+4"pork bacon?" pro tip: bacon is pork by default, man.

      also i dont think you know what the term "'vegan" means.
    • BuzzFriendly, on 04/29/2008, -3/+1Thats like saying masturbation is better than the real thing and then trying to justify it.
    • CobaltBlue, on 04/29/2008, -3/+4I've tried the soy bacon. It tastes like you are eating the cardboard that the real bacon came on after washing off all the bacon flavor and heating it up a little.
    • SLockhart, on 04/29/2008, -3/+1That's just wrong.
  • Roninsama, on 04/28/2008, -23/+6>> NSFV: Not Sage for Vaginas
  • corwinok, on 04/28/2008, -4/+59Bacon, truly the candy of meats!
    • wingo123, on 04/28/2008, -4/+3I prefer the 'Champagne of Meats", personally.
    • Demonhawk, on 04/28/2008, -2/+1The candy bar of meats. That's from the chocolate chip cookies with bacon recipe. lol
    • tehbored, on 04/29/2008, -0/+4I've always thought of beef jerky as that. Bacon is more like the fancy desert of meats.
  • suzywang3000, on 04/28/2008, -14/+5it's good raw too.
    • TheFamousOne2, on 04/28/2008, -2/+25Yeah, if you like death with your food.
    • ghank, on 04/28/2008, -1/+6Raw, no.
      Smoked, but not fried, yes.
      • zinc6471, on 04/28/2008, -1/+6pork is like chicken, you DO NOT want to eat it undercooked
      • redneckblues, on 04/29/2008, -0/+7Smoking bacon just doesn't give me that kick anymore, I have to shoot it up now.
  • TheFamousOne2, on 04/28/2008, -3/+3451: Cook it, and eat it.
  • SmellyFingers, on 04/28/2008, -8/+4GIVE ME A B!!!!!!!!
  • sciencebase, on 04/28/2008, -5/+2Raw? Yummy!
  • murry537, on 04/28/2008, -5/+17Fq = Fa + B / Fa, where Fq is the quality of the food, Fa is the amount of food, and B is Bacon. Or in other words, the more bacon the better :)
    • rnwen2750, on 04/28/2008, -9/+2No, actually. Given your equation, wouldn't less B be better?
      • darkphenox, on 04/28/2008, -1/+5no since B/Fa is a fraction then the larger the top the larger the total number say its 1 slice of bacon and 100 hamburgers that would be written as Fq=100+(1/100) so that would be Fq=100.01 but if it was 100 slices and 1 hamburger it would be written as Fq=1+(100/1) so Fq=101, see it is better to have more bacon then food.
        • murry537, on 04/28/2008, -1/+7I intended it as Fq = (Fa + B) / Fa. Running it that way, 100 burgers with one slice of bacon has a quality of 1.01, but one burger with 100 bacon is 101. Big difference.
          • darkphenox, on 04/29/2008, -0/+3either way more B=higher rating, and I was just following BEDMAS
        • jaybol, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1damn parentheses...thanks for taking me back to high school though!
    • psyLover, on 04/28/2008, -5/+0Subtract Fa from both sides, and then divide Fa from both sides... and then the Bacon equals the quality of food minus the amount of food, divided by the amount of food.

      o.0
    • NCSUspoon, on 04/28/2008, -5/+1That math doesn't work exactly. What if Fa = infinity
      Ooh, I see what you did there.
      • ileftfark, on 04/28/2008, -0/+8You're not supposed to say that to your own comment!
    • mikesbaker, on 04/28/2008, -3/+1this equation doesn't work when Fa = 0
      that and Fa = 0 sucks then you need more bacon
    • imightbewrong, on 04/28/2008, -0/+7Fq=B^2
      • OneLess, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1Fq = B^3 + Fa^2 + Qp where Qp is quantity of other pork products on the menu.
    • clownx, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1Well, amount of food also counts bacon, doesn't it?
      Say bacon is 5.
      Fq = 5 + (5/5) = 6
      Say bacon is 1, and other food is 5.
      Fq = 6 + (1/5) = 31/5 (six and one fifth)
      Say bacon is 5, and other food is 1.
      Fq= 6 + (5/1) = 11
      NOW, say we have pure bacon. Bacon is 6, other is 0.
      Fq = 6 + (6/6) = 7
      Now, the food quality drops. So bacon's Fq can be increased by a large amount by just adding any amount of food, in fact, the less food, the better.
      • AceyS, on 04/29/2008, -0/+3You're using Fa inconsistently. Is Fq the amount of total food including bacon? Or is it the food that isn't bacon? I would say it makes most sense Fa being bacon plus other food. In which case, Fq is maximized when the food is pure bacon, which I think rings true in practical usage.
        • BrasilianMK, on 04/29/2008, -0/+3I think the equation needs refining. Food with bacon is better than bacon alone.
    • fhornplayer, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1Your logic is flawed. what if only bacon is present? The function becomes undefined.
  • merrycricket, on 04/28/2008, -4/+9Great, Now I am craving bacon. That's just ducky.
  • borez, on 04/28/2008, -4/+6Can't beat the old pigs in blankets

    http://www.sausagelinks.co.uk/recipe_detail.asp?id ...

    Or... Just a plain old toasted bacon and ketchup sandwich
  • suzemuse, on 04/28/2008, -5/+41It's all about bacon, cuz as Homer Simpson says, "You don't win friends with salad".
    • lester1024, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1You better put some butter on that bacon!
    • wotten1, on 04/29/2008, -1/+0... or as Anthony Bourdain so often shares as his favorite Homer Simpson quote: "The pig (sigh) is a magical animal ..." meaning there isn't any part of it from snoot to tail that ain't cookable, edible and deeee-lish! ('specially bacon ... : )
  • hopperomatic, on 04/28/2008, -4/+37Sure Lisa, bacon, ham, and sausage come from the same "magic" animal...
  • KraftDinner101, on 04/28/2008, -3/+13My arteries curse you!
  • ensta2, on 04/28/2008, -4/+11I love it with chicken carbonara
  • bryanthatcher, on 04/28/2008, -5/+7Bacon, mmmm meat candy
  • sdfguy, on 04/28/2008, -7/+2My heart loves bacon, but for me... eh.
  • hyperkill, on 04/28/2008, -12/+14One thing I have always wondered about animal rights activists is how they get around. If you think about it, when you drive a car you kill numerous bugs. When you walk you may step on an ant. Why is an animal's life more significant when it is larger?
    • mikesbaker, on 04/28/2008, -12/+2for one bugs don't feel pain
      • KSUdesigner, on 04/28/2008, -0/+6And you know this because you talk to bugs on a regular basis?
        • Onyxblaze, on 04/29/2008, -1/+3No, because he tortures them on a regular basis.
    • fr3ddie, on 04/28/2008, -9/+2smart vegans understand that ants are insignificant... killing a thousand ants doesnt pollute.
    • boredrph, on 04/28/2008, -2/+8apparently only cute animals matter
      • chix0r, on 04/29/2008, -0/+6No, that's only true for the meat eater.
        • earthceltic, on 04/29/2008, -4/+3yah, really..
          actually as a vegan I refuse to kill -anything- if I can help it. It's the meat eaters who chomp down on pig while patting their dog on the head.
        • DonAndy, on 04/29/2008, -1/+1I'd also pat a pig on the head while chomping down on another.
    • gonegirlgone, on 04/28/2008, -3/+13the point of veganism is to MINIMALIZE animal suffering. everyone draws thier own lines as to what works for them. if we vegans really did get that *****' nit pickey about it, we wouldnt even stretch our hippy toes out in the *****' hippy grass, eat anything, ever, or bathe for fear of killing insects, bacteria, parisites...
      im vegan, and i dont drive. but i do bathe :)
    • earthceltic, on 04/29/2008, -2/+4I'd answer you but in this thread I'd get dugg down out of existence.
    • autobulb, on 04/29/2008, -3/+5One thing I have always wondered about some people is why they bother to care about other people's eating habits. If you think about it, it really doesn't affect you in any way. When you go to the store you can buy your meat and go home to cook it. Why does it matter enough to you to make up questions and situations that are totally pointless?
      • jeff303, on 04/29/2008, -2/+3This omnivore is digging you up. As a general rule we should be far less concerned with how others live their lives (diet included) unless it begins to infringe on our rights.
      • absurdist, on 04/29/2008, -2/+1I agree. However, I've found few vegans who are the same way. Most seem to have replaced animal protein in their diet with self-righteousness, and aren't afraid of sharing same with anyone and everyone.
    • rune420, on 04/29/2008, -1/+1To me the biggest problem isn't that pigs are slaughtered, it's that they are raised in a small cage stowed away in a factory farm somewhere without ever seeing daylight, basically tortured their whole lives before slaughter. Raising animals for meat in itself is OK to me (classical farming), but industrialized meat is where I draw the line.
      So personally, I'm a half-vegetarian in that I swore to myself I would never eat an animal I didn't raise and slaughter myself, it's the only way to be sure I'm not supporting something that goes against my every moral fiber.
  • brandonchicago, on 04/28/2008, -4/+38How did a bacon wrapped filet mignon not make this list?!?!?!!??!?
  • Wiini, on 04/28/2008, -14/+16mmm... Bacon.

    P.S - Vegans can go to hell.
  • blinker265, on 04/28/2008, -6/+2what about bacon band aids???
    • jdcrow, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1they are listed 34. Then use an actual bacon bandage to cover your own boo-boos.
  • Chassit, on 04/28/2008, -9/+1Graa be praised!
  • NCSUspoon, on 04/28/2008, -6/+2for a second, I thought it was going to do something candid like the things you do with vodka besides consuming it.
  • L4WL3RS34L, on 04/28/2008, -12/+19OM NOM NOM NOM
    • wilf_brim, on 04/29/2008, -0/+2i can has bacon cheezburger? kthnksbai.
  • Duggan360, on 04/28/2008, -4/+8*****, I do love bacon.
  • ANT1138, on 04/28/2008, -8/+1Bookmarked!
  • ileftfark, on 04/28/2008, -3/+3What about taping it to a cat? I think we're missing some important avenues here.
  • empirefalling, on 04/28/2008, -37/+8Bacon is basically an unsafe meat to eat. If not prepared properly, the flesh can infect it's consumer with all sorts of nasty infections.
    Swine are a scavenger species. They will eat anything. Even themselves and their young.
    Scientists and researchers around the globe have found clear links of pork consumption to flu epidemics, infection, viruses and antibiotic resistant bacteria. In 2007, a Danish study published in the New England Journal of Medicine conducted a study of 25 people who ate from swine (pig) herds and were infected with a rare strain of drug resistant salmonella. A more recent study of pig farm workers in Wisconsin found that 17 of 74 individuals had antibodies to swine in their blood vs. 1 out of 114 samples taken from the general population.
    Viruses basically live in the lungs and tissues of pigs. These viruses include taenia solium tapeworm – (the pig is its primary source), equine morbillivirus, nipah virus and other retroviruses.
    Scientists haved proved that pigs pick up viruses like the bird flu and pass it on to humans killing 20,000 in the US annually. It is well-documented within the science community that when pork is not prepared properly, sickness can almost immediately develop.
    Here are some conditions that can develop from eating pork:
    * Acute inflammation
    * Spasms
    * Intestinal problems
    * Typhoid
    * Colitis and more.
    Many that have already chosen to eliminate pork form their diet have been able to increase their disease fighting capabilities; as pork suppresses the immune system. Most cite that they feel well overall.

    The eating of Pork and pork products should be curtailed if not completely eliminated.

    • ghank, on 04/28/2008, -3/+25anything "not prepared properly" could possibly make you ill, don't be hatin on Bacon.
    • Pete0430, on 04/28/2008, -4/+15"The eating of Pork and pork products should be curtailed if not completely eliminated." Sounds like someones had a rough day... A little bacon'll fix that ight up!
    • Lawbringer, on 04/28/2008, -3/+15oh please if you listen to the reports i wouldn't be eating
      eggs (salmonella)
      beef (Mad cow)
      pork (what this guy just said)
      chicken (salmonella)

      The list is near endless...

      personally i like food. so i'll keep eating safe in the knowledge that if i didn't i would die.. and if i do i only might die.
    • carpespasm, on 04/28/2008, -3/+3The same could be said of any undercooked food. If you're going to be eating meat with a intestinal system that was more designed around eating plants you need to cook it well enough that your digestive system can handle whatever microscopic nasties are in there.

      Did you know that if you don't properly treat hydrogen monoxide that it's likely to be full of viruses and microbes that will almost immediately develope:
      * Acute inflammation
      * Spasms
      * Intestinal problems
      * Typhoid
      * Colitis and more.

      Most that have chosen to eliminate water from their diet and switched to coffee or brawndo report that they feel well overall.

      The drinking of water and water products should be curtailed if not completely eliminated.

      (This message brought to you by Brawndo. It's got what people crave)
      • romistrub, on 04/28/2008, -1/+3"hydrogen monoxide" --> dihydrogen monoxide
    • IAmLegend24, on 04/28/2008, -5/+3Pork is safe I make pork Sushi rolls all the time.
    • wingo123, on 04/28/2008, -3/+6Wow, major buzzkill. Sorry you live such a paranoid life Captain Bringdown.
    • senatorpjt, on 04/28/2008, -2/+9Yeah, that's why you're supposed to cook bacon before you eat it.
    • nigh7dagger, on 04/29/2008, -0/+2If, by all of that, you mean eat more bacon, I agree.
    • hammer310, on 04/29/2008, -0/+4A tapeworm is not a virus. You lose!
    • bmc31190, on 04/29/2008, -0/+3Get out of here, bacon basher.

      Even if bacon kills me, I'll die with satisfied taste buds.
  • Lane, on 04/28/2008, -2/+11In case your still not fully satisfied please follow these directions
    http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/up ...
  • mikesbaker, on 04/28/2008, -3/+616. Enjoy a bacon martini with any meal.
    breakfast bacon martini baby
  • rhbama13, on 04/28/2008, -5/+9dugg for (Not Safe for Vegans) warning
    • RandyGandy, on 04/28/2008, -3/+1i read it as (Not Safe for Virgins)
  • landosystem, on 04/28/2008, -4/+3I need a mirror or I might have a heart attack!
  • pzwhite125, on 04/28/2008, -4/+9#51: Bacon condoms. Delicious and effective, do not use hot bacon.
    • maelnum, on 04/29/2008, -1/+1in other words. How to turn a digger gay?
      • pzwhite125, on 05/01/2008, -0/+1Who said anything about balls touching?
    • Buckybrain, on 05/15/2008, -0/+0New meaning to "Porking"
  • mnemy, on 04/28/2008, -5/+3I love my bacon... but I only made it about 10 ideas down before I felt sick to my stomach. Why dont you just inject lard straight into your veins and get it over with?
  • Tehkeelah, on 04/28/2008, -4/+6Dugg for manliness.
  • chrisinsocalif, on 04/28/2008, -2/+3Best way to improve the taste of something you are cooking, you can just add bacon since it seems to be the food everyone enjoys, except vegans.
  • wattssw, on 04/28/2008, -3/+15Mirror anyone?

    http://209.85.173.104/search?q=cache:sfjVf5t15TkJ: ...
  • DrMilkdad, on 04/28/2008, -3/+2You forgot Bacon Battles
  • DaveImber, on 04/28/2008, -8/+0what about my favorite way? slapping black babies
  • havokzero, on 04/28/2008, -2/+5Voodoo Doughnut, a famous bakery in Portland, Oregon, sells maple bars with bacon on top.

    The same place became notorious years ago when they sold Pepto Bismo doughnuts and NyQuil doughnuts.
    • skippyoh, on 04/28/2008, -2/+2My favorite is their penis shaped donut.
    • lolmacs, on 04/29/2008, -1/+2That actually sounds really good, it would be like sweet and salty porkkkk mmmm
    • robbiemuffin, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1I don't know if you'r talking about the penis shaped donut or the maple bar with bacon...
  • detales, on 04/28/2008, -9/+4#51: Send your Jewish friends to hell by slipping it into their sandwhich
    • IntellEJent, on 04/28/2008, -3/+4Jews don't believe in hell; rather have hints to an afterlife, such as Olam Haba suggesting embarrassment instead of Inferno. Do your research before trying to criticize another religion.
    • econojon, on 04/29/2008, -0/+3Most Jews don't keep Kosher. When non-Jewish people don't offer me bacon, I think they are ignorant.
      • Owwmykneecap, on 04/29/2008, -1/+3they are trying to be nice.
        • econojon, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1Nice, huh? Say that the next time someone puts mayonnaise and ham on a white guy's sandwich!
  • ConanTL, on 04/28/2008, -13/+7I heed your warning good sir :)

    (yeah, I'm a vegan ... let the ***** fest of unoriginal retorts begin)
    • Tyorant, on 04/28/2008, -2/+3.....bacon?
      • ConanTL, on 04/28/2008, -0/+4Actually, I haven't heard that one before :)
    • gonegirlgone, on 04/28/2008, -2/+6vegans representin' even on the bacon page! woo!
    • thewhiterabbit, on 04/29/2008, -4/+3everyone knows that if you don't eat meat, you're a pussy.
      • HypocriteDigg, on 04/29/2008, -2/+1I ate meat for 30 years before I realized I was a meat-eating pussy. I guess you're wrong. Go kill your own meat you ***** pussy!!!
        www.meat.org
    • sardiax, on 04/29/2008, -2/+5bacon is a vegetable
  • threemagic, on 04/28/2008, -3/+3[VINCENT] You want some bacon?
    [JULES] No, man, I don't eat pork.
    [VINCENT] Are you Jewish ?
    [JULES] No, I ain't Jewish, i just don't dig on swine, that's all.
    [VINCENT] Why not?
    [JULES] Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
    [VINCENT] But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good...
    [JULES] Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie,
    But I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy *****.
    Pigs sleep and root in *****, that's a filthy animal.
    I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
    [VINCENT] How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces
    [JULES] I don't eat dog either
    [VINCENT] Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
    [JULES] I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but it's definately dirty.
    But, dogs got personality, personality goes a long way.
    [VINCENT] So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filty animal. Is that true?
    [JULES] We' have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' *****' pig.
    I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
    • punkcat, on 04/28/2008, -0/+2i'd like to protest the pigs are dirty comment, they are fairly large animals we keep in relatively small pens. they have little choice what they sleep or root around in.

      now im not saying the case is closed, just that we don't have ample dirty evidence.


  • vx69, on 04/28/2008, -3/+4Best bacon sandwich ever.

    1. Throw 2/3 slices of quality bacon in a frying pan, fry till crispy or however the hell you like it.
    2. Chuck 2 slices of bread into the same pan and toast both sides, the bread will soak up that awesome bacon juice.
    3. Combine ingredients into something that looks like a sandwich, sauce is optional, I personally recommend HP brown sauce
    • ColonelJessup, on 04/28/2008, -1/+22/3 slices? I use a whole half pound of bacon in my sandwiches. And mayo, lots of mayo.
    • Grimlock82, on 04/29/2008, -0/+24. Add cheese.
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