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4th of July Intoxication Levels (Guy vs Girl) [Infographic]

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  • TempusEdax, on 07/04/2009, -8/+417I think this infographic is confusing "Fourth of July" with "White Trash BBQ".

    Though they do often coincide.
  • iDVD, on 07/04/2009, -3/+262This is not an "Infograph". Its a ***** table done in bloody Photoshop.

    A TABLE.
  • Aphelion, on 07/04/2009, -6/+167Lame
  • elbergel, on 07/04/2009, -1/+141Sincerely, the sweaty guy
  • iMiXiMi, on 07/04/2009, -2/+141If only stage 4 was actually true...
  • Teh_Shiz, on 07/04/2009, -3/+134BILLY MAYS HERE WITH JAGER BOMBS AND SEX A CHICKS
  • GriffCo, on 07/04/2009, -11/+103HEY GUYS THIS SAYS IF YOU DRINK ENOUGH YOU GET TO SEX A CHICK. TIME TO START CHUGGING JAGER BOMBS
  • vsujohn2, on 07/04/2009, -5/+84Digg needs an infographic section.
  • eLp619, on 07/04/2009, -7/+71lol @ comments:

    btinc says: I’m pretty sure this is why I’m gay.

    notgay says: no I’m pretty sure you’re gay because you take penis in your butt

    hah.
  • argagarg, on 07/04/2009, -1/+63That was about as funny as Carlos Mencia.
  • inactive, on 07/04/2009, -3/+60"Infographic" is just another ***** term invented by office drones who need to make their presentation seem far more important than it actually is. (People like me...)
  • codyman, on 07/04/2009, -2/+52maybe 4th of july porn could be the big next thing, you know, like, dress like Uncle Sam and ***** the Statue of Liberty?
  • CoreyTamas, on 07/04/2009, -1/+40"Develops envy of other girl with bigger boobs"

    Welcome to another episode of "What Men Think Is Going Through Women's Heads".
  • drew101, on 07/04/2009, -2/+36how about office parties, weddings and Chistmas
  • TekTrixter, on 07/04/2009, -1/+33rule 34.. someone post a link!
  • inactive, on 07/04/2009, -1/+31Between stages 2 and 3, this is likely to occur:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_vTKCxyaYw
  • realeskimopimp, on 07/04/2009, -6/+35YEAH DRINKING ALCOHOL MAKES YOU TOUGH
  • brokem, on 07/04/2009, -1/+24sounds personal
  • landmonster, on 07/04/2009, -0/+20About as funny as being set on fire.
  • hardtoconfuse, on 07/04/2009, -1/+21Written by someone who's never met an intoxicated female, or at least one that wasn't completely passed out
  • Jeebugorn, on 07/04/2009, -0/+19she is a french chick. i hear they do the weird stuff!
  • bizchris, on 07/04/2009, -2/+21I gotta disagree on this one, GriffCo is my new troll model.
  • inactive, on 07/04/2009, -7/+22Eat some firecrackers instead of killing your liver.
  • inactive, on 07/04/2009, -0/+15Nerd fight.
  • realeskimopimp, on 07/04/2009, -1/+16For those of you who don't know what a firecracker is:

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fir ...
  • jayrok, on 07/04/2009, -3/+17This seems like a pretty standard social gathering night anywhere in the US.
  • inactive, on 07/04/2009, -0/+14No they can't, poorly written infographic.
  • Metasquares, on 07/04/2009, -0/+13Uh oh. I've just realized that we're hijacking our evolution by selecting for alcoholics...
  • dyau270, on 07/04/2009, -0/+13PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR BILLY MAYS KEY. UNFORTUNATELY MINE IS BROKEN.
  • nixpix66, on 07/04/2009, -1/+14I love you.
  • Bic823, on 07/04/2009, -0/+13"Just get it mannn! Please, just get it...cmon mannn"
  • insanebrain, on 07/04/2009, -1/+13Because the founders didn't have beer and didn't ***** ?
  • Kerplunk5975, on 07/04/2009, -0/+12Agreed. But what constitutes an infographic... just any type of chart? And will we still submit stories with "(PIC) [INFOGRAPHIC] {HILARIOUS} *ZOMG*" after it? I believe so.
  • DirtPile, on 07/04/2009, -1/+11Carlos Mencia is hilarious because Latinos and white people are different. LOLOL!!!1one!

    /s
  • SamSks, on 07/04/2009, -0/+10And it's a lot healthier than smoking it ... the active ingredient.
  • indestra, on 07/04/2009, -1/+11Seriously? Who dug this *****? The bigotry in this is beyond unoriginal. "Gee, I know, I'll talk about how boys like football and girls like shoes!"
  • inactive, on 07/04/2009, -3/+13hmm yes because on the 4th of july i frequently enjoy smoking a cigar, swilling a cognac, and reading the new yorker indoors while i laugh at those plebeians and their "grilling party" and "fireworks". ho ho.
  • MtheoryX, on 07/04/2009, -1/+10Technically, if you're submitting something in the Images category, you shouldn't need "(PIC)" in the headline.

    But, realistically, you have to put it because there are so many douchebag submitters that put all manner of ***** in wrong categories and media types.
  • realeskimopimp, on 07/04/2009, -1/+10I think you don't know much about our founders. Ben Franklin worked hoes all day long and they all drank to their hearts content. Daily.
  • DatDudeWiggs, on 07/04/2009, -0/+9Yeah, but the funniest part is the first two comments at the bottom
  • JerseySlam, on 07/04/2009, -4/+12Holy *****, Ritz should make a spicy cracker for the 4th of July and call them firecrackers! ****** all over the walls*
  • Teh_Shiz, on 07/04/2009, -0/+8Man, the Statue of Liberty is so hot
  • jofo1185, on 07/04/2009, -0/+8Stage 5 is waking up the next morning, half remembering what happened. You feel like *****, you may throw up a little or a lot depends on the person), then you promise yourself you'll never do this again, but in reality you know nothing will change because you're a sad sad person and no one really gives a damn about what you truly think, and that promotion at the local fast food joint, yeah your not going to get that, cause Dave is a prick and will never let you be happy...

    I'm sorry what were we talking about again?
  • superkeer, on 07/04/2009, -0/+8Or perhaps it's a tragic mockery of our horribly ignorant, uninspired, and boring culture.
  • joeyjj, on 07/04/2009, -0/+8Stupid.
  • digitul, on 07/04/2009, -2/+9seriously. the only thing missing was someone busting out a larry the cable guy dvd
  • Goombellaofgoom, on 07/04/2009, -0/+7Stage 6: Profit! (via blackmail pics)
  • yacks, on 07/04/2009, -0/+7Stage 5 is when you start notice Herpes blisters..
  • inactive, on 07/04/2009, -1/+8Yeah, I forgot that what Americans call beer is just flavourless sugary piss.
  • Emelius, on 07/04/2009, -2/+8Informal American speech does not draw a line between was and were. Very few people use "was" for first person and "were" for second person/third person, and actually just mix it up.
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