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- badwithcomputer, on 07/03/2008, -4/+193"So I had a front page story on Digg today..."
- ryrysofly, on 07/03/2008, -2/+186Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
- HallenbeckJoe, on 07/03/2008, -0/+13826. i put on my robe and wizard hat...
- cristina350, on 07/03/2008, -2/+88Number 8 is cute. "My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?" but the rest are pretty lame
- tucsonsun13, on 07/03/2008, -9/+93I'm over bars and clubs. Sick of blowing money. The party's in my pants, at my house. Come over if you want some.
I'm gettin' high and playing Mario Kart, eating Doritos. - Calinthalus, on 07/03/2008, -1/+6927. Nice shoes, wanna *****?
- Evolutuon, on 07/03/2008, -1/+55"You're like a champion bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you."
- BeforeSputnik, on 07/03/2008, -1/+48They always love it when i insert my best feature.
- f4nt0m4s, on 07/03/2008, -1/+42"Pick up lines, chat up lines, whatever you call them, we've all heard at least a few. There are some that will invariably send women running for the hills, and others for which you can only hope the lucky girl is very, very drunk when you let them fly. The bottom line is there is a very negative stigma surrounding these sleazy attempts at starting a conversation that will end in fornication. However, there are some lines that deserve mention and merit a list in such a fashion as we've created. These are lines that are good enough to fool a women into thinking you are clever and creative enough to continue talking to you beyond a "yes" or "no" response. While we do not claim to be Mystery AKA the Pickup Artist, we do know that a solid intro is the first step in impressing your potential mate. Here are some of the finest one, two or ten-liners that you are sure to bring success at the bar.
1. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. My name is _________.
2. Hi, can I buy you several drinks?
3. Inheriting 80 million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart!
4. You might as well come home with me because I'm going to tell everyone you did anyway.
5. You look like my second wife, and I've only been married once.
6. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
7. Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
8. My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
9. Get your coat, you've pulled.
10. I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
11. Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.
12. Greetings and salivations.
13. I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
14. Did you see the fight outside a little while ago? These two girls were fighting over a short guy named [your name].
15. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
16. I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
17. Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He'd like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get a hold of me in the morning.
18. (Give the person a pint of beer) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.
19. I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
20. Excuse me, do you want a double entendre?
21. Is your husband still on nights?
22. Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
23. You're going to have to buy me a drink?
Her: What for?
I dropped mine when I saw you.
24. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job?
Her: No.
Do you want to do lunch?
25. There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?" - lmhoward, on 07/03/2008, -1/+37I tend to sleep with every single guy that says that polar bear one. It is that good.
- ThatEvilGuy, on 07/03/2008, -0/+35This the best line to pick up girls and it always works.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-703832692 ... - ilskootli, on 07/03/2008, -2/+36Dugg for "Head at my place, tail at yours".
- fas2, on 07/03/2008, -1/+32Classic:
15. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? - jggube, on 07/03/2008, -0/+30"Wanna to head over to my place and check out my level 70 warrior with tier 3 epics? I'm the main tank of the top raiding guild on the Stormscale server."
- cwmather, on 07/03/2008, -2/+3026. Are you from Ireland? Cause my penis is Dublin.
- Innisskillin, on 07/03/2008, -4/+29No, you are just a slut. What are you doing this weekend?
- CCB0x45, on 07/03/2008, -0/+21Not roofies... forget-me-nows.
- melance, on 07/03/2008, -0/+19I've never used a pick up line but I love to read them because they're like one-liner jokes.
- LZeppelinJ0, on 07/03/2008, -0/+19Maybe I could win the Snorg Tees girl over with one and/or all of those lines...
- gymbrall, on 07/03/2008, -0/+18He dazzled me with logic...
- dyreschlock, on 07/03/2008, -1/+19How the hell am I supposed to remember 11 when I'm in a bar.
- inactive, on 07/03/2008, -1/+17Nothing better than weed and mario kart!
- Lugano, on 07/03/2008, -0/+16Pfffft tier 3, noob
- inactive, on 07/03/2008, -0/+15I drink your milkshake.
- justice7, on 07/03/2008, -2/+16you had me up to the part about Mario Kart
- nunofgs, on 07/03/2008, -1/+1516. I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
Funny, short and profitable! - inactive, on 07/03/2008, -6/+20For those who don't get it http://bash.org/?104383
- scottsutherland, on 07/03/2008, -0/+14Roofies
- passedoutghost, on 07/03/2008, -0/+13The only line you'll ever need.
- firemillen2, on 07/03/2008, -0/+13Hi, I've got 345 karma points on Reddit and I want to spend it all on you.
- rald84, on 07/03/2008, -1/+14giggity?
- chaos7, on 07/03/2008, -1/+13lol
- SVOboy, on 07/03/2008, -1/+13I like them both at the same time.
- AngryAngryBrian, on 07/03/2008, -0/+12I am going to be a millionaire!
- CCB0x45, on 07/03/2008, -0/+11I was always curious what Gob used to pick up all those lovely ladies.
- inactive, on 07/03/2008, -0/+10girl in photo one has a strange sore on her right arm, i think i would leave her alone
- Clodhopper, on 07/03/2008, -0/+10jumblies
- kravex, on 07/03/2008, -1/+11Errrr, you've got 2 heads....
- bigfatpaulie, on 07/03/2008, -1/+11It's a bruise. So she's got a boyfriend and she doesn't listen.
- jamesdew, on 07/03/2008, -0/+10do they have reply buttons in your guild?
- thesquire, on 07/03/2008, -2/+11This is why diggers don't have girlfriends.
- junkwheel, on 07/03/2008, -0/+9The best was "Hi, can I buy you several drinks"
Head at mine, tail at yours was good.
Loooooooads of weaaaak and seriously face scrunchingly laammme ones though. - walshgopher, on 07/03/2008, -0/+9coming from a female, those three are older than "wanna dance?". The nice shoes wanna ***** worked on my sister when she was a teenager but now shes 23 with a 7 year old and an 8 month old
- KunoJ, on 07/03/2008, -0/+9She (and the others) also have interesting swells on their chests. I think I would investigate...
- SmokeyTreats, on 07/03/2008, -0/+9It's all in the delivery my friend.
- serif69, on 07/03/2008, -1/+10Your mother booed at you?
- kjd84, on 07/03/2008, -4/+12*kiss kiss* VERY NICE HOW MUCH??
- emaredubyou, on 07/03/2008, -0/+8all he needed was Franklin and a little magic.
- nunofgs, on 07/03/2008, -0/+8Haha, brilliant.
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