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  • DeathWish808, on 07/24/2008, -0/+23That's why today's kids need a crotch helmet....not just a cup! This could be a new Olympic sport.
    • louiebaur, on 07/24/2008, -0/+6I agree to china with it!
    • AmyVernon, on 07/24/2008, -0/+4after all the amazing faceplant vids you boys have shared with me, i have to agree, as most of them also include crotchplants...
    • KaiSe7eN, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1It should be mandatory for kids to take a test before exiting their mothers wombs.
    • themastersb, on 07/24/2008, -0/+2Why do people like to Digg stories where the submitter just copies and pastes everything from where they got it including the spelling errors? If they're too lazy to submit a simple article it doesn't deserve any Diggs.
      • DeathWish808, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1Ummmm, maybe you're too lazy to understand how digg works on some sites. When you submit something from Break it automatically puts the same info in digg. All you have to do is click submit. Granted, you can correct errors, but who really gives a ***** when it's not an article. It's a ***** video for ***** sake.
  • Cancerkitty, on 07/24/2008, -1/+21This is one of those ideas that sounds really good on paper.
  • oakj423, on 07/24/2008, -0/+55Article osting fail leads...
  • GetSmartGal, on 07/24/2008, -0/+9Ouch, but you gotta love the slow motion replay
  • knm123, on 07/24/2008, -3/+7oh, that hurt just watching it... excuse me while i cring.....
  • fijidaddy, on 07/24/2008, -5/+4decision FAIL
  • leerayIG88, on 07/24/2008, -4/+2Nobody is that stupid to not wear a CUP.
    • Nevarius, on 07/24/2008, -1/+1Not sure a helmet hitting a cup at that speed would make any difference. Besides shards of cup throughout your nether region.

      Cups do and can break and I'm pretty sure they are not designed for such an impact.
  • levelred, on 07/24/2008, -1/+25that was umb. they should leave that uff to untmen...
  • ozziegt, on 07/24/2008, -0/+5Natural selection at work.
  • JamesMatt, on 07/24/2008, -4/+10white men can't jump
  • justinsane98, on 07/24/2008, -4/+3now that is what I call a head on head collision...
    • eeevildictator, on 07/24/2008, -1/+1Today, that guy didn't enjoy getting head...
  • mnemy, on 07/24/2008, -0/+2But surprisingly he still had the presence of mind to try to land safely. Normally when people get injured their body goes limp for the rest of the fall as they panic. He failed at cushioning the blow, but at least he tried =P
  • euphoria860, on 07/24/2008, -0/+42you know you didnt have to misspell the title just because break did.
  • thegrantman, on 07/24/2008, -0/+4If you're dumb enough to do that you should wear that helmet full time.
  • TomJoad, on 07/24/2008, -2/+16dugg for ump
    • jankind, on 07/24/2008, -5/+1Comment dugg for using "TomJoad" - Article buried for using "Fail"
    • tomazkovacic, on 07/24/2008, -1/+5comment buried for not keeping your digg/bury decisions to yourself
  • WhatKindaBat, on 07/24/2008, -4/+3What the *****. I can't even read the title.
    Ohhh never mind. I see what you did there.
  • Stupidumb, on 07/24/2008, -2/+9I want to have sex with the snorg tees bitch
  • Raingwc, on 07/24/2008, -0/+7Umps usually do fail.
    • chinolofus, on 07/24/2008, -0/+2they sure did at the all star game.
  • aaronisreal, on 07/24/2008, -2/+4Buried for ridiculous over-use of the word fail.
  • KaiSe7eN, on 07/24/2008, -1/+5Oh man.....all his kids just died.
    • Nevarius, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1Surprised that the christian right isn't attacking yet. All that potential life, millions upon millions of possible children gone in one groin crushing hit.
  • deeboe, on 07/24/2008, -0/+6See, this is why umpires shouldnt ride scooters.
  • graffindude, on 07/24/2008, -0/+8What's a "UMP" ?
    • appleseed1234, on 07/24/2008, -0/+3AN ump is someone who calls you out on your bad grammar.
      • Goblin, on 07/24/2008, -1/+2Now, to be fair, since he capitalised the letters there is an implication he was saying it as an initialism in which case 'a' would be correct as the U takes a consonant sound.
    • thefreshjive, on 07/24/2008, -0/+3The sound your mouth makes as air is violently forced out from your lungs contracting as your testicles are hit by 40mph reinforced carbon fiber.
    • PolkStreet, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1It's a submachine gun made by the H&K corporation.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_&_Koch_UMP
  • MacTyler, on 07/24/2008, -0/+5The title is, "Scooter ump fail leads..."
    Are you serious?
    • eeevildictator, on 07/24/2008, -0/+3I thought it was going to be something about baseball
  • MacTyler, on 07/24/2008, -2/+2That has got to be the biggest fail video I have ever seen.
  • KittySpark1es, on 07/24/2008, -0/+12I like my headlines in English.
  • Kregg17, on 07/24/2008, -0/+4Sweet Ragdoll physics!
  • whoomp123, on 07/24/2008, -1/+1bump? hump? dump? ...JUMP!!!
  • RobertGoulet, on 07/24/2008, -0/+4Thank you for taking the time to NOT correct the title for your posting on Digg and just simply copying and pasting directly from break.
  • LordKuato, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1Too bad they didn't catch the actual fall.
  • UCFartstudntJON, on 07/24/2008, -0/+2Dugg for guy vainly putting his hands out to catch himself in mid air. "I can still get out of this!"
  • melonhedd, on 07/24/2008, -1/+6Fail is not a noun.
  • gfox, on 07/24/2008, -0/+2I really wondered what the hell umps and scooters had to do with each other for a while
  • Boarhead, on 07/24/2008, -1/+1He never used his penis anyway
  • rmeddy, on 07/24/2008, -0/+101 boy no cup.
  • maj0rm0j0, on 07/24/2008, -0/+3He clearly "umped" too late.
  • Aceman196, on 07/24/2008, -0/+5Not a Scooter
  • pudds, on 07/24/2008, -1/+4Break poster fail for mistyping the title.

    Major Digg poster fail for copying the typo.

    Be lazier, please.
  • HumanRecalled, on 07/24/2008, -0/+2would have been nice to see the actual thing in real time before being shown the slow mo !
  • Huangism, on 07/24/2008, -0/+2hopefully the guy lost his balls and cannot creat children.. or dead will do too
  • o0adam0o, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1Ow my testicles!
  • cl2yp71c, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1Silly teenagers sure are aerodynamic.
  • mikewire, on 07/24/2008, -1/+2buried for fail.

    and stupidity.
  • Iggins, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hj_7U40z5I
    Ow my balls!
  • boywundah, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1wannabe JACKASS
    oh wait...
  • dmourati, on 07/24/2008, -1/+1Buried for incoherency.
  • kaosethema, on 07/25/2008, -0/+1trust me, we'll be okay if this idiot never breeds
  • viteker, on 09/11/2008, -0/+0beautiful,,,, but very very dangerous
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