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- SupTricolor, on 11/20/2008, -3/+21I fail to understand why people do that! And I'm brazilian, so should I be proud?! What's next? a 45ft board with some chairs on it? Ahh we have that already, it is called a BOAT!!!!
- inactive, on 11/20/2008, -0/+15Just think of all the poor surfboardless children in Africa, and you have a 30 foot one?
- inactive, on 11/20/2008, -0/+12The sad thing is that this guy has probably devoted his life to trying to accomplish this meaningless record. Now... I have to get back to constructing my 40 ft. skateboard.
- inactive, on 11/20/2008, -0/+7send me all your brazilian womens
- leerayIG88, on 11/20/2008, -0/+6I can surf with using my penis.....yes it's THAT big!
- gnews, on 11/20/2008, -0/+6Video of his 2006 record: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPwuPhAz0Ew
- inactive, on 11/20/2008, -1/+6*wiminz
- freezerburn666, on 11/20/2008, -1/+5that's what she said
- TorkX, on 11/20/2008, -1/+5why?
- faceless323, on 11/20/2008, -1/+5that was lame...per se
- WordsnCollision, on 11/20/2008, -0/+4How about the shortest board? Or the widest board? Thickest board? We're going to need another record book...
- TalkGibberish, on 11/20/2008, -3/+6*Sense
- dist0rtedwave, on 11/20/2008, -0/+3Next on the list of world records that are really difficult but don't impress anyone...
Urgh, I thought by the end of that sentence I would have something clever to say, but I was thinking about lolcats... comment abandoned - inactive, on 11/20/2008, -0/+3I used to surf in Acapulco
- Chahrlie5, on 11/20/2008, -0/+3that was enternatining
- ASfinkterSezWut, on 11/20/2008, -0/+3I shall upload shots of ME sitting on my 40 ft. couch...
THEN we'll see who's the man... THEN WE"LL SEE!!! - firefly2271, on 11/20/2008, -1/+4where's your sence of fun.
he did it because he could - mojonyc212, on 11/20/2008, -0/+3this is a sexual obsession to have a bigger than anyone.
- cschoeps, on 11/20/2008, -0/+2I love butters.
- mothy, on 11/20/2008, -1/+3mirror plz? BBC showed a 31 second commercial for something, which i put on mute, then froze up.
- beezer123, on 03/08/2009, -0/+1Riiiiight
<a class="user" href="http://www.dsi-for-free.co.uk" rel="nofollow">http://www.dsi-for-free.co.uk</a> - ryanponce, on 11/20/2008, -0/+1Man, way to beat me to it.
- surfrdawg, on 11/20/2008, -0/+1this makes no sense! old Hawaiians used to surf on 50 ft boards, almost more like boats haha
- Halsfield, on 11/21/2008, -0/+1you are so badass you must masturbate to your own picture.
- Satualanus69, on 11/20/2008, -1/+2I would love to drop in on this fool or punt my 6' 3" over the nose of that silly waste of foam!!!
- gJon, on 11/20/2008, -0/+1Maybe I'm missing something, but I just don't see the big deal in setting these records.
- Helois, on 11/21/2008, -0/+1"A Brazilian has broken the record for surfing on the longest board after staying on a 30ft (9.16m) long surfboard for over 10 seconds. "
Wow 10 whole seconds! - dmbohn, on 11/20/2008, -0/+1longboard is long
- tconnect80, on 11/21/2008, -0/+1OK?
- BrianD2, on 11/21/2008, -0/+1Oh look. It's a guy riding a really long surf board. That's so super awesome.
- Spyder2k, on 11/21/2008, -0/+1MOAB
- johnomaz, on 11/20/2008, -1/+1How is this front page material? It pretty much just floated, I wouldn't really call that surfing.
- every2ndcounts, on 11/20/2008, -1/+1blah blah blah...per se
- roxgod666, on 11/20/2008, -0/+1Can you make it any more obvious?
- christinme, on 11/20/2008, -1/+1just plain dumb. Grats for helping the world with your 30ft surf board.
- Satualanus69, on 11/22/2008, -0/+0Actually I masterbate mainly too Blondes, Red Heads, Black Haired Bitches on Sunday, Big *****,
Little *****, Puffy Nipples, Eraser Nipples, Pictures of your Mom, Mature Hookers, and Sometimes
a few Preggo's are thrown in there and the accasional donkey.......... dude get the ***** otta here im not even being serious i wish i could punt my shredder over that peice crap but i can take off steep with a slash and finger in the air wuds bout u?
You must be a Sponger who aints gots no balance but laying down sonnnnnn
Oh the picks of moms were great for whaka whaka whaka, dick!!!! - Bahwoot, on 11/20/2008, -2/+1entire 10 seconds? no way! noooo wayyyyyyy! nnnnnnnnnnooooo...
- soupnumber5, on 11/20/2008, -2/+1What a useless record. He looked retarded on the board. Now riding a 1 foot board would be more impressive. BURY!


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