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- asgardshill, on 06/19/2009, -3/+38"I'M TAKING YOUR PICTURE!!! I'M TAKING YOUR PICTURE!!!"
- MaynardKx, on 06/19/2009, -0/+34So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey ***** balls. Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey ***** balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns, and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written down the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... ***** off!
- JasetheAce, on 06/19/2009, -1/+24Vinnie during his playing days
http://alex.blogaliza.org/files/2008/01/vinnie-jon ... - MidnightFox, on 06/19/2009, -1/+16Dugg for the random acts of ass kicking....
oh ***** here he comes for me gotta run..... - ihavebeenseen, on 06/19/2009, -0/+14Him and Terry Tate should team up for a couples weight lose video.
- cliffyboro, on 06/19/2009, -0/+13"you didn't shag her though did ya four-eyes"
- jerrykew, on 06/19/2009, -0/+10A friend of my brother went fishing, and was driven to the river by the gamekeeper, who was Vinnie's father. Vinnie came along for the ride. They drove past a lake where there were two guys fishing, and Vinnie's dad says "hey, those guys are fishing without a license". Vinnie said he'd go and 'have a word'. He set off and came back 5 minutes later, saying he'd 'had to give them a little smack'. I always wondered since what it must have felt like for those two guys peacefully fishing to look up and see Vinnie there. Well, now I know.
- Wypie, on 06/19/2009, -0/+10I'm driving down the street with your head stuck in my window. What do you think I'm doing, you pen-ass? ...
[He turns on the radio; Madonna's "Lucky Star" is playing] Bullet Tooth Tony: Oh, I love this track. ... - maxshanly, on 06/19/2009, -0/+8He tried chatting my Mum up once, she turned him down. Stupid cow, I would have been loaded if she'd let him in her knickers instead of my Dad.
- CressCrowbits, on 06/19/2009, -2/+10As a Londoner (and you, I assume as an american) I undersood what you were saying there right up to your last sentence. All I could hear was "Ah hayerd tu reuhwahnd thayat paurt"
- DelSolMan, on 06/19/2009, -0/+8i'm the juggernaut, bitch!
- bossm4n, on 06/19/2009, -0/+5Dugg for The Sphinx.
- Russelllucid, on 06/19/2009, -0/+5http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s376ZbPG-OM with out it being in Turkish...
- adderley, on 06/19/2009, -0/+4The correct british pronunciation of the word "football" requires a mouthful of snot and blood.
- premiumballin, on 06/19/2009, -0/+3Most bystanders nowadays don't even bother to do that
- DillingerSmooth, on 06/19/2009, -0/+3I'm taking a picture I'm taking a picture....classic
- Wareznuke, on 06/19/2009, -0/+3He was absolutely hilarious in Euro Trip.
- jerrykew, on 06/19/2009, -0/+3Man, that reply was ossum.
- Lunarparcel, on 06/19/2009, -1/+4"I'll be chasing you down like a fat tub of lard".
I'm confused by this statement. Does he mean he'll chase you in the manner in which he'd chase an actual tub of lard? (and why would anyone be chasing such a thing?)
or
Would he be chasing you in the manner in which a tub of lard would be chasing you? (which is likely not at all.)
Either way I just can't figure it OW!...wha? OUCH! HEY GET OFF OF M..AHHHH!!!...OW!!!!WHAT THE HAAAAHHH!! - hormel, on 06/19/2009, -0/+2Attack Cardio in action!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgN47qnnSOc - gizmo12688, on 06/19/2009, -0/+1Good ole Bullet Tooth Tony.
- dafragsta, on 06/19/2009, -0/+1Well played. I was mostly looking to point out how "footballer" came out truncated within an inch of it's life.
- adorkable81, on 06/19/2009, -0/+1Update link: (the one you post doesnt work anymore). You got first dip though
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2Rue2dgQKM - drexl, on 06/19/2009, -1/+2Reminds me of the Nicotrel skit from SNL:
http://www.livevideo.com/video/Rocky9/52B4C73A1BA9 ... - mrdeadhead, on 06/19/2009, -0/+1i enjoyed that.
- contradictator, on 06/20/2009, -0/+1Don't you know who I am?
- REEKOHTOWN, on 06/19/2009, -0/+1Why aren't you doing something!?!
- , on 06/19/2009, -0/+1Only Vinnie Jones could grab another man's testicles and be completely bad ass at the same time.
- PanthusDire, on 06/19/2009, -0/+1Yea, that was funny, good start to the day :-)
- kaiteng, on 06/19/2009, -0/+1Crush his nuts, Vinny!!
- eajibaev, on 06/19/2009, -0/+0YES
- dafragsta, on 06/19/2009, -3/+3"Oim Vinnie Jones. actah, futblah, and pesonal troynah."
futblah? I had to rewind that part. - inactive, on 06/19/2009, -1/+1This needs to be mandatory for all fatties.
- Vedgie, on 06/19/2009, -0/+0What if Billy Whitehurst wanted to lose weight?
- edud, on 06/19/2009, -3/+2That was funny when it was: Terry Tate the Office Linebacker.
- ascii, on 06/19/2009, -1/+0I'll chase you down like the fat tub of lard you are!"
or
I'll chase you down like the large fatty you are!"
.; Tub of lard is used to describe a fat being, fat tub of lard an overly fat being, one who would be obese. - aaron117, on 06/19/2009, -3/+1Reminds me too much of Terry Tate.
- inactive, on 06/19/2009, -7/+3I'M TAKING YOUR PICTURE
- inactive, on 06/19/2009, -6/+1a not funny video with vinnie jones
- Ja50n, on 06/19/2009, -8/+3http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aD278LVfKM


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