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- interg12, on 11/26/2007, -6/+265ice breath? HELLLOOOOOO.
- MikeonTV, on 11/26/2007, -13/+213Why not fly around the world backwards, thus reversing time to the 1700's where you can stop the industrial revolution Clark?
- icepick314, on 11/26/2007, -4/+162Captain Planet is slacking lately...
he needs to get his ass in gear....PRONTO!!! - brentinkc, on 11/26/2007, -5/+147I think you meant to say that you could go back to the 1700's to protect the pirate population. Everyone knows that global warming forms a direct statistical correlation with the decline of pirate population since the 1700's. I don't know why you're fixated on the industrial revolution.
- errornix, on 11/26/2007, -0/+96Captain Planet is always slacking. Remember "The power is yours"? That was his way of pawning off his work on everyone else. Then whenever a job came along that we couldn't handle, he sent the Planeteers to do it. Captain Planet is an ass.
- zengonzo, on 11/26/2007, -3/+86Holy crap! Overreaction Man is on the scene!
- sorensilk, on 11/26/2007, -5/+85This is BS. Superman gets his super powers from Earth's yellow sun. He's probably thrilled about global warming. I bet he's never felt stronger.
- dweeb79, on 11/26/2007, -12/+88Superman is just like every other man. He works the daily planet while saving peoples lives. After work he goes home he just wants to throw his feet up, drink a beer, and watch the game.
I can picture the argument with the wife.
Wife- “Honey why don’t you go out and fix global warming”
Superman – “I just worked 16 hours while saving 15 people, I’ll do to it later”
The corner stone of any perfect marriage. - chris9902, on 11/26/2007, -11/+80yeah because life was so much better in the 1700's.
- brentinkc, on 11/26/2007, -4/+68All Superman really needs to do is become a pirate. He will inspire millions of kids to become pirates, and our global warming problem will be solved. It's science, folks.
- KMye, on 11/26/2007, -9/+69*groan*
- jonmlm, on 11/26/2007, -1/+42yes.
- Lanefair, on 11/26/2007, -1/+41All he has to do is push the earth a bit further away from the sun. DUH
He could do that without even telling anyone, like pelvic exercises. - Ralan, on 11/26/2007, -3/+42Earth: Quick Super man we need you to become earth's A/C
Super Man: WTF? - insllvn, on 11/26/2007, -3/+36Sarcasm *****, do you get it?
- andycr512, on 11/26/2007, -2/+32Meet Captain Oblivious, Captain Obvious' slightly less understanding brother.
- fant0m, on 11/26/2007, -7/+37But you can't see the middle finger that I am giving you. Happy Monday =)
- inactive, on 11/26/2007, -5/+34You know, we can also see those comments.
- funkyjunk3, on 11/26/2007, -2/+30Why not just call Captain Planet? http://www.turner.com/planet/static/
- thankyoupatrick, on 11/26/2007, -30/+57This is terrible front page material. Terrible.
- weeeezzll, on 11/26/2007, -1/+28Couldn't he use his "Heat Ray" eyes and "Ice Breath" to regulate the temperature of the planet?
- Ralan, on 11/26/2007, -1/+26I blame the Red Bull
- SteaminTmann, on 11/26/2007, -0/+24I am actually his arch nemesis, High methane emissions man
/farts - 232430, on 11/26/2007, -1/+25I concur.
- counterplex, on 11/26/2007, -0/+22Wow, outsourcing began way back then?
- bpeacock22, on 11/26/2007, -0/+20That would imply his power came from the warmth of the sun, not the light. Pretty sure it's the light. ... ... ... Yeah, I'm a nerd.
- zengonzo, on 11/26/2007, -1/+20And heat vision. We just need to send him into the upper atmosphere with a thermostat. Climate-controlled planet, ta-freaking-da.
- umbriago, on 11/26/2007, -5/+23On the other hand, maybe global warming will kill off Mallard Fillmore.
- jonmlm, on 11/26/2007, -2/+18or. maybe. i dont know. create a third path somehow? why does it have to be A or B? jesus. let's open our damn minds people, it's superman.
- 232430, on 11/26/2007, -1/+16To make his comments more legitimate.
- rabidg00se, on 11/26/2007, -1/+15*whoosh*
- CountBlah, on 11/26/2007, -0/+14I wish I had a monkey friend.
- ropers, on 11/26/2007, -2/+15Earth isn't dying. Life on earth will survive global warming. Most humans may be a different story.
Somebody else said that the planet has a fever and is trying to get rid of us. - Pxtl, on 11/26/2007, -4/+17Am I the only one who was initially confused that this was a "Bizarro" cartoon, since the title panel had led me to expect "Bizarro" to be a character in the gag? Dan Pirarro not named comic unsensibly for Superman jokes.
- insllvn, on 11/26/2007, -1/+14He IS our hero...
- Shadowfox99, on 11/26/2007, -0/+13they didnt show the fact that that ring got him laid around the clock
- jubilee123, on 11/26/2007, -4/+16quit being a whiny bitch
- geneticlemon, on 11/26/2007, -1/+13... Why did you just respond to yourself ...?
- bightchee, on 11/26/2007, -1/+12Wouldn't the laws regarding conservation of energy mean he is drawing that "cold" by heating up his surroundings?
- RpgActioN, on 11/27/2007, -0/+11You have no problem with him defying gravity and kinematics in general, but you raise a stink about entropy?
- Ralan, on 11/26/2007, -1/+12Gonna bring pollution down to zero.
- jmpeagle, on 11/26/2007, -0/+11laws oh physics don't seem to apply to a man who can change direction in mid air and constantly accelerate speed
- brentinkc, on 11/26/2007, -2/+12Damn you Alanis Morisette for ***** up our definition of a perfectly good word
- mlvassallo, on 11/26/2007, -0/+9A LOT of diggers have no clue what irony is. Shame.
- umbriago, on 11/26/2007, -1/+10Here you go off on irony and people are going to hammer you on it. Pretty ironic, huh?
- silverwolfe, on 11/26/2007, -3/+12Or you know, they're one of the scientists who have done research and came to a conclusion that global warming is real.
- inactive, on 11/26/2007, -2/+11You apparently don't know the meaning of coincidence.
"an event that might have been arranged although it was really accidental"
"the quality of occupying the same position or area in space"
"the temporal property of two things happening at the same time"
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/coincidence
The comic is ironic:
"humorously sarcastic or mocking; "dry humor"; "an ironic remark often conveys an intended meaning obliquely"; "an ironic novel"; "an ironical smile"; "with a wry Scottish wit""
"characterized by often poignant difference or incongruity between what is expected and what actually is; "madness, an ironic fate for such a clear thinker"; "it was ironical that the well-planned scheme failed so completely""
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/ironic - Zippo, on 11/26/2007, -3/+12That, and that ***** South American kid with the power of "Heart". I mean, honestly, what kind of power is "Heart"? All his friends have cool powers like Earth, Fire, Wind, and Water... and he's stuck with the power to make friends with monkeys and street rats.
What a ***** cop-out. -
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