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- acu8509, on 11/24/2007, -33/+489Is anyone else imagining a fat business guy with a cigar, monocle, and top hat driving this around?
- sockpuppets, on 11/24/2007, -1/+241Th monopoly guy drives a GMC?
- ObSoLeTe, on 11/24/2007, -53/+278You know what Im gonna do
Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)
And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers
Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it - whataboutdave, on 11/24/2007, -36/+181Lighten up. All SUV owners are equally obnoxious and environmentally irresponsible. At least this guy got a laugh out of it.
- Pake, on 11/24/2007, -15/+145I tried to read this like it was some rap song the first time... then I realized there are too many big words in it.
- Dunadan, on 11/24/2007, -4/+108You mean the Planters peanut guy?
Come on, I can't be the only one who immediately thought of that, can I? - redrock34, on 11/24/2007, -35/+126Be sure to make your kids enlist in the military to secure the oil needed for your global warmer.
- Bensign, on 11/24/2007, -5/+91Pretty sure the license plate says Arkansas.
- Krabid, on 11/24/2007, -25/+111I think Al Gore has a similar bumper sticker on his private jet.
- Rikushix, on 11/24/2007, -34/+120The "XL" referring to his ego, not just the car.
The size of his ass, too, I would bet. - nreynolds, on 11/24/2007, -51/+132go suck a lemon.
- fitzpantson, on 11/24/2007, -4/+83You're an *****!
I bet you also like to park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces. - sockpuppets, on 11/24/2007, -4/+83I haven't seen him at any of our meetings.
- MikeFallopian, on 11/24/2007, -64/+140Someone give that guy a medal
- dayoldblues, on 11/24/2007, -26/+88Weather or not you agree with global warming or not all I have to say is... Well played sir, well played...
- Shirleycakes, on 11/24/2007, -9/+67I once saw an AUDI in a rich part of my city with the license plate: "ANWROIL".
- westway2world, on 11/24/2007, -18/+72lol Dennis Leary
Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me
About you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area
Maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys
Maybe even in the colon
We don't know
I'm just a regular joe
With a regular job
I'm your average white
Suburbanite slob
I like football, and porno, and books about war
I've got an average house
With a nice hardwood floor
My wife, and my job
My kids, and my car
My feet on my table
And a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
Oh no, no way, uh uhh
No, I gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
I drive really slow
In the ultra-fast lane
While people behind me are going insane
I use public toilets
And I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?"
Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces
While handicapped people
Make handicapped faces
Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable
Hot pink!
With whale skin hub caps
An all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby
At 115 miles per hour
Getting one mile per gallon
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why!
Two words: Nuclear F**kin' Weapons
Okay!?
Russia, Germany, Romania
They can have all the Democracy they want
They can have a big Democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienemen Square
And it won't make a lick of difference
Because we got the bombs
Okay!?
John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen!
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke"
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well, multiply that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be
I'm gonna get "The Duke"
And John Cassavetes
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah
And a case of whiskey
And drive down to Texas
And... - insomniac8400, on 11/24/2007, -18/+70If this really offends you, just report it to the state as offensive. But remember, doing so makes you scum.
- RxDaniel, on 11/24/2007, -5/+43So what you're saying is that there is a higher ratio of ***** who like to vandalize other people's property in San Francisco?
- RubberBinder, on 11/24/2007, -11/+49you'll get a ticket for speeding
- twinklyJesus, on 11/24/2007, -8/+45You know, that's not an admirable thing. Just because someone doesn't value things the same way you do, doesn't justify vandalism of their personal property. I would also point out that if someone in Texas caught you vandalizing their truck, they might shoot you and get away with it.
Not right, either, but has happened. - whodat807, on 11/24/2007, -11/+47didn't you know? the constitution has a clause saying free speech doesn't apply to anything duggtodeath disagrees with.
- kent1146, on 11/24/2007, -6/+41I once saw a Digger in the stupid part of my mirror that didn't get it.
Could someone please explain that plate to me? - ultra_lime, on 11/24/2007, -16/+49Hey bashers... Innovate.
- xtc46, on 11/24/2007, -1/+33and "the"
- evodude, on 11/24/2007, -1/+33Yeah, like convertible. And gallon.
- umbriago, on 11/24/2007, -39/+68The owner won't suffer the consequences of their Yukon ownership, but their grandchildren undoubtedly will. So laugh it up.
- sjl127, on 11/24/2007, -16/+45He's feeding trees, you global warming terrorists.
- duke, on 11/24/2007, -3/+30And underneath it . . ."The Natural State" !!
- TheSwashbuckler, on 11/24/2007, -44/+70Global *****...
- wattersm, on 11/24/2007, -11/+37You're an *****.
- RubberBinder, on 11/24/2007, -0/+26http://www.anwr.org/
- pintomp3, on 11/24/2007, -4/+29SUVs should come with enlistment papers.
- D3koy, on 11/24/2007, -1/+25Ironic use of the word weather?
- RxDaniel, on 11/24/2007, -0/+23I think Bender would disagree with you. I don't think Futurama generally goes after the over 50 crowd.
- GeneralFailure0, on 11/24/2007, -20/+41That doesn't fit in with any liberal stereotype. Also, I didn't realize you had to be liberal to be concerned about the environment.
- digitalarcanum, on 11/24/2007, -10/+30Something I've noticed about drivers of SUVs in particular is that they drive like ***** and are over aggressive. I don't know what it is about our country and it's love of the SUV, but just because you have four wheel drive and a ***** HEMI doesn't give you a right to act like an ***** on the road. There's a speed limit to obey, there's traffic signals installed on your piece of ***** car for a reason and common courtesy you would do well to follow.
- lex0nyc, on 11/24/2007, -3/+23You have constiwhatnow?
- FortyCaliber, on 11/24/2007, -0/+19I love that line
- photomike, on 11/24/2007, -2/+21http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ANWR
- dakilla91, on 11/24/2007, -1/+19You mean a pimp?
- gregm11, on 11/24/2007, -44/+62Another one of the 'dumb & proud' crowd. I bet he mocks people who believe in evolution.
- PopcornDave, on 11/24/2007, -0/+18No, because if he was that rich, he'd have a driver.
- dynatos, on 11/24/2007, -0/+18I'm guessing it's a reference to ANWR (Arctic National Wildlife Refuge) in Alaska and the constant debate of whether or not to drill there for oil
- geneticlemon, on 11/24/2007, -19/+37ANWR - Arctic National Wildlife Refuge = CHOCK FULL OF CRUDE OIL!!! RIGHT ON AMERICAN SOIL. What right-wing conservative wouldn't want to drill for that? Except Congress is cockblocking Bush, so the cute little seals are safe. Rejoice!
- RxDaniel, on 11/24/2007, -7/+24I bet you make sweeping generalizations about people based on a license plate which was probably prompted by morons trying to constantly tell the guy something he already knew.
- TheLoneHoot, on 11/24/2007, -5/+22It's a GM product... chances are it'll catch on fire by itself.
- zeromancer, on 11/24/2007, -0/+17*her
I hardly ever see men driving SUVs for some reason. it's always some stupid soccer mom that's too cool for a minivan, talking on her cellphone. - pintomp3, on 11/24/2007, -3/+19an SUV is safer, unless there is a slight bend in the road.
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