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- inactive, on 09/24/2008, -0/+9In other news, NJ infested with guidos. Scientists say "There is no hope."
- Nobiting, on 09/24/2008, -0/+7A lake in my town is infested with a rare breed of clams so the lake's water level is dropped 5 feet during the winter so freezing temperatures can control the spread.
- klitzbtc, on 09/24/2008, -0/+6That's only run-off from Staten Island, the guido mecca.
- trinityjr, on 09/24/2008, -0/+5Sounds like the plot from a straight-to-video horror movie: "The eels are highly adaptable. They can change sex. They can burrow in mud and survive for weeks without food. They can also crawl over land to other bodies of water" -- terrorizing unsuspecting villagers in the process!
- Ender008, on 09/24/2008, -0/+5"No one has figured out how to kill off the creatures."
Oh, great. - TunaFishGangsta, on 09/25/2008, -0/+3I hear Robert DeNiro has a chain of Seafood restaurants that might be interested in serving this delicacy.
- dcoolidge, on 09/24/2008, -0/+2I for one welcome our new slithery overlords...
- GamingForever, on 09/24/2008, -1/+2"No one has figured out how to kill off the creatures."
We're all doomed! Doomed I say!

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