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- socialpyramid, on 11/06/2007, -1/+91ewe!
- internetcoward, on 11/06/2007, -1/+50How many miles per lamb do I get?
- goeatsmsht, on 10/31/2007, -1/+42That was baaaad
- RadiantBeing, on 10/31/2007, -0/+30You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs.
- geekchic, on 11/06/2007, -1/+29Will my electricity come with mint sauce in future?
- heepajunk, on 10/31/2007, -1/+21Choked on my hot pocket.
- WilD9, on 10/31/2007, -0/+17First corn, now lambs... Mark my words. Charleton Heston will crack the Biofuel scandal wide open.
Biofuel is made out of PEOPLE!!!! PEOPLE!!!!!! - DeskFlyer, on 10/31/2007, -1/+17:cues hot nude PETA protesters:
- webcure, on 10/31/2007, -3/+18This seems like a waste, and probably not very eco-friendly either.
- WilD9, on 10/31/2007, -9/+24Did anyone else laugh? Or am I just a horrible horrible human being?
- inactive, on 10/31/2007, -6/+21im salivating but also crying for the baby lambs. I cry.
- Vade218, on 10/31/2007, -1/+15First corn, now lamb. Biofuels are beginning to sound like the dishes at a Holiday dinner. Maybe cranberries and stuffing are also good sources for fueling or cars.
- Commonwealth, on 10/31/2007, -1/+14I bet the burned lamb biofuel factory smells delicious!
- capiCrimm, on 10/31/2007, -0/+12you've just created a new porn website. Congratulations.
- bittie, on 10/31/2007, -1/+13Be sure to wear velcro gloves, otherwise they get away... :(
- Gir53457, on 10/31/2007, -0/+11We could shave them and sell them to Japanese people as poodles.
- noahhoward, on 10/31/2007, -0/+10There is... stew. Or, if you're Welsh, a girlfriend that always puts out and never nags.
- pilot3033, on 10/31/2007, -0/+10to play devil advocate, no it wouldn't, not economically anyway.
- jmgoody311, on 10/31/2007, -0/+10I feel a great new "Zoom Zoom" commercial coming on...
- ScornedPatriot, on 10/31/2007, -0/+9I didn't laugh, but I immediately imagined cramming kittens into my gas tank through where the pump nozzle inserts. I think that makes me sicker than you?
- geekchic, on 10/31/2007, -1/+10"You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs."
I want that as a ringtone on my mobile phone now. If I am going to be woken up at 2am by drunken texts from friends, at least the alert will be apt. - lintmonkey, on 10/31/2007, -0/+8Ewe wouldn't.
- heyitsgarrett, on 10/31/2007, -2/+10Google: Alicia Silverstone PETA
- xxTazxx, on 10/31/2007, -2/+10But (to be the devil's advocate), who gives us the right to say it is wrong to kill these lambs as they are "cute" and yet allow insects and such (that do not harm humans) to die?
Just saying. - shaitanx, on 10/31/2007, -1/+9Farmers don't plant gasoline.
- FortyCaliber, on 10/31/2007, -0/+7It wouldn't. The farmers already are screwed because of the lack of ROI on the lambs... raising them for poor-people food would result in thousands more pounds lost to feeding them only to have them "donated" to poor-people food charities... which would result in even less ROI.
Farmers gotta eat too! - wilcocola, on 10/31/2007, -2/+9sickening
- MacEnvy, on 11/03/2007, -1/+8I see what ewe did there.
- skyfire1, on 10/31/2007, -0/+7If it is he needs to give me lessons.
- inactive, on 10/31/2007, -1/+8Can you hear the lambs Clarice?
- quez, on 10/31/2007, -0/+7Excellent. Now PETA members won't be able to drive to their protests!
- DrSpud, on 10/31/2007, -0/+7Yes. Yes it does.
- lindseylu, on 10/31/2007, -7/+13There is no such thing as a hot PETA protestor.
- Zonkzor, on 10/31/2007, -0/+6As opposed to umm, still being sentenced to death?
- maldovix, on 10/31/2007, -1/+7So, butcher the lambs which, keep in mind, only fetch 60 pence a pound. Then shrinkwrap the meat and load up a refrigerated plane and fly all that meat to Africa where it sits in a corrupt bureaucracy's warehouse where it rots due to red tape surrounding aid distribution, at best being a giant mess and at worst a terrible health hazard.
I think I would rather just send the half a million pounds required for this process to the country directly to purchase locally grown crops and feed the entire country for a month. - Shawnshank, on 10/31/2007, -1/+7It doesn't say the lambs are going to be turned into biofuel...
"Feed prices have rocketed as farmers grow more crops for biofuels and less for foods, driving up prices."
They just can't support the lambs because their food is being replaced by biofuel crops. You don't grow a crop of lambs. - Buddhist, on 10/31/2007, -0/+6***** sapience?
- inactive, on 10/31/2007, -0/+6Do you hear the screaming Clarice ?!
- GeyserShitdick, on 10/31/2007, -0/+5You won't eat our meat but you'll burn us for heat...
- Buddhist, on 10/31/2007, -0/+5SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
- BlackJackJester, on 10/31/2007, -2/+7insects reproduce a million times faster...and I don't think they feel pain.
- ghostfish, on 10/31/2007, -3/+7Ewe generally refers to a grown sheep, but it was still hilarious.
- coollettuce, on 10/31/2007, -0/+4Trust you? Lol, are you part-insect or something?
- Gir53457, on 10/31/2007, -0/+4These farmers need to turn a profit for next year in order to survive.
- capiCrimm, on 10/31/2007, -0/+4lamb-chops?
- lazyfisherman, on 10/31/2007, -0/+4I can't help but think there will be a time when enterprising businessmen decide to start turning people, animals, anything they can catch into biofuel and other products. There will be advertising campaigns to fundamentally change the ways we deal with our dead. Why bury bodies and let all that energy go to waste?
It is going to really suck to be old... - MacEnvy, on 10/31/2007, -0/+3They're going to be doing that anyway. They're sheep farmers.
Ever try to eat a few hundred lambs? - unorginalityftw, on 10/31/2007, -0/+3No, but I can tell you they squirmed when I began burning them with magnifying glasses. Therefore, pain.
I stopped after that. - lintmonkey, on 10/31/2007, -0/+3Who didn't read the article?
First sentence: "A quarter of a million Welsh hill lambs will be burned or turned into biofuel." - Gir53457, on 10/31/2007, -2/+5Hep. C
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