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toolkitsurvey.swingline.com — Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler.
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Better be red.
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I already have a red swingline 727.
If my stapler is taken I will have to burn the building down. -
I thought I fell into the relatively-clever group. This article I don't get. Is it just a silly survey? Or am I missing something? I don't understand why this article is here? Please explain.
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This is what you win... sorry.:
http://www.acco.com/swingline/productdetail.aspx?s ...
not even the same model as the one in Office Space... Maybe you could get a BOSTON stapler. -
you cant get one your canadian
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If it is, I'll let you know when I get mine. If I get mine . . .
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Have you seen my stapler?
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Yeah, if you can just go ahead and move your desk - that'd be ggggrrreeaattt.
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U.S only, incase you're wondering...
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I've donated mine to J. Random Citizen.
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Yeah, coz people in other countries don't use staples right?
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*****, I actually wanted that stapler.
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Great to be American, there's thousands of sweepstakes going on online everyday from so many companies
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damn i was really looking forward to getting a free stapler...
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I clicked the same radio button for all of them... and then find out it's for US only! Ridiculous!!!!!
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*****!
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If this doesn't work and I don't get my stapler, I may have to burn the building down.
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seems to be for companies, if it makes it on Digg's frontpage, I doubt they'll honor it.
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*ding*
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Well ***** that, then!
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They don't care, they still get the marketing data that they need. And I highly doubt that you will remember not to buy a Swingline stapler in 5 years whey you need one.
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Im still waiting for my free IBM 32mb flash drive......-sniff-
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They are big enough and their server was Digg proof -- they may be good for the stapler. I wonder about the slant on the marketing data though, geeks are going to be the predominant responders. How many geeks use letter moisteners? They forgot a flashlight in the list.
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From the bottom of the survey:
"Rules: Limit one entry per person and per household. WE WILL NOT SHIP THE FREE SAMPLE TO A PO BOX ADDRESS. The following promotion is intended for delivery in the [mainland] or [contiguous states] United States only. Void in Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands, U.S. military installations located in foreign countries. Void where prohibited, licensed, taxed, or otherwise restricted by law. Allow up to 6 weeks for delivery. Not responsible for lost, stolen, mutilated, damaged, illegible, or misdirected mail or for failed submission of order information. Not responsible for providing confirmation of product delivery from submitted emails or phone calls."
Entry per household. I think we have a decent chance of getting our staplers. -
I bet that you will get a mini stapler like the one that came in the office space boxset.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41S7G7B8FCL. ...
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Hmmm. Do I bury because I hate marketing surveys, or digg for the Office Space reference? I'm so confused.
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Only available in the US.
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***** THE RIAA
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Not letting me submit...
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maximze the window. theres more things to rate on the right.
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Make sure you selected a bubble for every item.
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Don't forget to fill in the state for delivery. It looks filled in already and I missed it at first.
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I think he means what happens to me, when I hit Submit, it just keeps loading and it just times out.
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But what he said was "not letting me", like there's some kind of bridge troll inside the server actively preventing him from doing it.
In case you can't tell, "it's not letting me" is one of my pet peeves. Those words nearly always take the place of real information that could be used to actually understand (and thus solve) the issue.
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Try bowing down to it,
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I want mine shipped in Jello instead of the traditional bubble wrap.
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hmm... i always wanted a stapler.
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Digg effect??
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argh, you have to be American to get it.
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you may take our jobs.... but you will never take OUR STAPLERS!
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The joke? It probably helps if you're American, but you only have to have an address in the US to get the stapler. I suggest sending them to random people.
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Yet another benefit of being an American.
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Yeah...theres tons....
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What do you mean "another" ?
Don't you mean "At last, a benefit of being American". -
Nope, I meant what I said.
I don't have roving death squads, I live better then 90% of the rest of the world and I'm middle class, I have the freedom to say and worship in any way that I so choose without fear of repercussions.
You should get off of the anti-American bandwagon and count your blessings.
When was the last time you were threatened by a neighbor because you were a different religion or skin color then them?
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"When was the last time you were threatened by a neighbor because you were a different religion or skin color then them?"
Wow...... what a naive comment. You must live in an all white neighborhood. How do you explain Ku Klux Klan? They are American, I'm sure they love black people. How about Police brutality and hate crimes against religions and race?
Also you don't have the freedom to say what you want, if it is something that greatly threatens the government or the US army, you just watch how Free your speech is.-
No country is perfect. Sure, there are racial tensions in the US, but there are racial tensions in every country.
And about free speech, obviously there are limits in the US, just like there are everywhere. Any country is going to respond negatively if someone makes threatening marks about government leaders. The US is pretty big on free speech, though: for example, in Germany, you can't deny the Holocaust, whereas in the US, you can say that all you want. As the phrase goes, "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
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he has a point. I mean with the whole free speech thing, but I love being Californian.
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On the other hand, have you seen the economy recently? We're doing okay now, but we're going to be in trouble here really soon.
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Only because you're probably: 1) Male 2) White 3) Protestant (not crucial to my theory)
Be black, or a woman, and you'd probably be singing a different tune (glass ceiling, paid less for the same work, harassment...)-
Oh *****. If you're being paid less for the same work, go to a different company that pays better. If you're black/woman/anything else and you're still bitching about how things are "unfair" then it's YOUR FAULT you're in the situation you're in now.
Nothing is preventing you from going to college and getting a decent degree and nice paying job. Nothing is preventing you from opening your own business and making it rich.
No one likes a whiner "oh poor me! It's not because I'm lazy or mouth off to my boss! It's because I'm a woman or I'm black!".
Suck it up.
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I'm an American, and I dugg that comment down.
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That is amazing
I'm watching office space right now. -
Lol they'll be giving out a lot more staplers than initially planned I think.
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No they will probably just give away the staplers signed up for before it reached digg.
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I don't think they can do that. Their web server is still serving the page that is making the offer, so they are still offering it. If they want to stop offering it, they need to take down the page. They can't offer it and then not honor their offer just because they find it inconvenient to do what they said they would.
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Done, and used all fake information (except address). I bet they are gonna sell that email to spammers...
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http://www.acco.com/swingline/productdetail.aspx?s ...
No wonder he wanted to keep it so much. It's $32.48!-
Only $21.99 at ThinkGeek:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/gear/61b7/
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NO... FAIL.... US only. Full of wank
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idk put mine in lets see some free stapler!
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It would be awesome if its a "one touch" stapler. A spring actually shoots the staple out so you can have lots of fun shooting staples across the room.
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