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- nunlover, on 04/06/2009, -6/+353I promise to masturbate once (to orgasm) for every digg on my comment.
- poidh, on 04/06/2009, -4/+93Porn is great. It reduces sexual assaults and rapes and gives you some good ideas for naughty things to do to the consenting person of your choice.
Thanks to porn, there are now an army of men who are pestering their wives/girlfriends for throat *****, ass to mouth, triple anal, spanking/facial abuse, midget tranny meatspins, etc, etc, etc. - RAAFStupot, on 04/06/2009, -1/+83Dugg for the combination of your comment and your name.
- ksgant, on 04/06/2009, -2/+53You're doing it wrong...
- shitdigga, on 04/06/2009, -1/+48*Prepares the skin graft*
- RonADiSH, on 04/06/2009, -3/+48Porn is for jerking off, thats all
- DrDragun, on 04/06/2009, -1/+40Posting here at +122 diggs. Stay hydrated, get lots of powerade and eat plenty of protein. Put neosporin on it overnight while you sleep. And most of all, like the guy above me said use pure teflon lube and preferably smooth rubber gloves.
Recommend xvideos.com, pornhub.com, redtube.com, youporn.com
Torrents will not be fast enough.
Keep a JC Penney catalog on hand in case power goes out. - Tordenflesk, on 04/06/2009, -2/+36What's the timeframe on this project? Assuming a maximum of 9999 diggs, it would take a mere 28 years to complete. That's jerking you would have done anyways, so where's the "sacrifice" on your part?
[Beavis & Butthead]huhuhu, part, huhuhuhhu[/Beavis & Butthead] - nunlover, on 04/06/2009, -1/+32Let's make it 2 weeks.
- painting, on 04/06/2009, -1/+26dates are for losers who can't afford a hooker.
- PeanutCheeseBar, on 04/06/2009, -1/+21So, it has become apparent to me that you like midget tranny meatspins...
- passedoutghost, on 04/06/2009, -1/+20I wonder if you can die from masturbating too much. Oh well I guess we'll find out. *Dugg*
- avataros, on 04/05/2009, -1/+19And in the absence of a semi-permanent animate partner?
Dugg for thumbnail. - Zarokima, on 04/06/2009, -1/+18Interracial furry bondage midget clown orgy!
- dustout, on 04/06/2009, -0/+16then he would have to go x days without masturbating...but i would not wish that on any man
*goes back to watching porn* - gumballer, on 04/06/2009, -1/+16rape is for losers who can't get porn
- c0ncept, on 04/06/2009, -2/+16The Internet is for porn.
- laim, on 04/06/2009, -1/+15what if we made him negative? O.o
- Kuci06, on 04/06/2009, -1/+14Hookers are for losers who are afraid of raping someone
- Janv1er, on 04/06/2009, -1/+14On your mom.
- shitdigga, on 04/06/2009, -1/+14No baby I swear... it was Field Research
- ktm9rick, on 04/06/2009, -1/+12Grab your dick and double-click for
Porn
Porn
Porn! - Larssonk22, on 04/06/2009, -6/+17"To keep one's mind off sex while one's partner is absent."
I am willing to bet the near majority of porn viewers are single - poidh, on 04/06/2009, -1/+11I _am_ a midget tranny.
- mrogi, on 04/06/2009, -0/+10No research study was needed. The purpose of porn is clear to every red blooded male on the planet. Porn is used to squeeze one off so that you can get some sleep.
- mparker21311, on 04/06/2009, -1/+10One of the strangest obstacles men must overcome is how to break it to the girlfriend that he watches porn.
One of the strangest obstacles women must overcome is how to make a man monogamous.
Porn = win/win - thinkb4utype, on 04/06/2009, -0/+9Porn drives technology. The video tape player, multimedia CD's, the internet, and many other consumer electronics were all sold to early adopters, guys wanting more-convenient ways to view porn. Without porn to encourage sales of these devices when they were their most expensive, they would never have developed into affordable items everyone could own. So anyone who wants to censor porn should realize that they are also stiffing technology.
We should encourage more porn because it is the engine that helps develop the products of tomorrow. These products will help our country compete in the world.
Porn is patriotic. - NoozeHound, on 04/06/2009, -0/+9I'd take that bet.
- dazparkour, on 04/06/2009, -2/+10My digg makes it 39.
I wonder how many friends I need shout...
Hey, someone should submit this thread as an article for maximum suffering. - CoreyTamas, on 04/06/2009, -0/+8Well, to be fair, it also exists so that really bad music composers can feed their families.
- nunlover, on 04/06/2009, -0/+8I might as well get started...
- redwire, on 04/06/2009, -4/+12The reality of the psychology behind things like porn and violent video games is a rather simple one that the morally righteous tend to miss. I have yet to see a study that was done honestly without some sort of religious or moral agenda that doesn't come to the following conclusion:
Ultimately we have urges plain and simple and despite the occasional sick impersonation by a damaged personality activities and media like hardcore porn, violent video games etc provide a safe outlet for the masses even in some of the more perverse media.
Denial of those urges is so very very harmful it makes me weep at how foolish those are that can't understand that as society censors those things that related violence increases.
I am terrified of the day these things are banned because that will be the day it is least safe to step outside my front door. - Faken, on 04/06/2009, -2/+10Clive James clearly is not married.
- Niz1, on 04/06/2009, -1/+9So watching porn which is usually.. wait no always sexually related is supposed to keep your mind off sex? right..
better rephrased
"To keep one's mind occupied while one's partner is absent." - oilcan, on 04/06/2009, -2/+9nearly fell asleep after reading first two paragraphs...
- atonalpanic, on 04/06/2009, -0/+7More importantly:
"Hookers are like houses, and houses are pretty cheap in this economy" - lovecss, on 04/06/2009, -1/+8Informative cont--. No, I can't do it. It's for porn.
- ihavebeenseen, on 04/06/2009, -1/+8where would you like it
- mickstephenson, on 04/06/2009, -0/+7http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbate-a-thon judging by the statistics here he'll be hard pressed to get more than 6 a day, although he doesn't have to go non stop like they did, So lets be generous and say 8 a day for 14 days, 112+ diggs should thoroughly break him.
- dsmx, on 04/06/2009, -0/+7The internet is for research. What you chose to research is up to you....
- LargeTrout, on 04/06/2009, -0/+6Will you be keeping a video diary and/or blog?
- EvilDr.X, on 04/06/2009, -0/+6Pfff. I'd have that done before lunch.
- sponeil, on 04/06/2009, -0/+6"To keep one's mind off sex while one's partner is absent. "
or
"To keep one's mind off hookers while one's partner is absent. "
There, I fixed it for him. In that light, it seems to make sense. - veloscaper, on 04/06/2009, -1/+7current count is 75...this is gonna hurt.
try using 100% teflon grease to reduce friction. - fluxion, on 04/06/2009, -0/+6chocolate pudding commercial in japan
- Fhwqhgads, on 04/06/2009, -1/+7And what is the Internet for?
- nunlover, on 04/06/2009, -0/+6*****. well i was glad it didn't go into the negatives. but this is going to make me really sore.
- sofaking30, on 04/06/2009, -0/+5that's scat, some form of hipster art
- optigon, on 04/06/2009, -0/+5The sex of tomorrow, TODAY!
- Kuci06, on 04/06/2009, -0/+5Getting Porn is for losers who can't make one.
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