What is Digg?362 Comments
- TheFraction, on 03/22/2008, -6/+167How some people only use one square amazes me. I use like 40.
- BoyWithBigHands, on 03/22/2008, -15/+167Ahhh, MrBabyMan...within 12 hours you get both "how to use toilet paper" and a picture of a fish promoted to the front page.
Get a life and stop ruining digg with your "throw everything at the wall and see what sticks" approach. - jtizzle, on 03/22/2008, -4/+152I logged in via an insecure wireless connection in Iraq just to digg this comment up.
- Braxo, on 03/22/2008, -2/+132That is why you smell like poop.
- krusader3z, on 03/22/2008, -16/+133When I take a poop, it's like someone dropped an M80 in a batch of brownie batter.
I go through half a roll "scooping" the sludge from my butt. - inactive, on 03/22/2008, -3/+103Only MrBabyMan would need help using toilet paper
- Cyberbladewolf, on 03/22/2008, -0/+83Forget toilet paper, I just want to know how those 3 seashells work.
- Visarga, on 03/22/2008, -2/+78Japanese electronic toilets - the way of the future. Until you've sat on one, you can't imagine. It's like sex. No matter how much you hear about it, you need to do it to really understand.
- laserblazer, on 03/22/2008, -4/+72Your diet is terrible, then. Fix it before it kills you.
- Anagrama, on 03/22/2008, -0/+58Only from the anonymous comfort of the keyboard would this many strangers talk about crap.
- madwh, on 03/22/2008, -0/+54I use 40 too but don't forget to spread the legs for a clear launch so that you don't have to use that much. It is scientifically proven and I also throw some paper in the toilet before unloading the ***** so that the water mixed with ***** doesn't spray my ass every time I use the toilet.
- nonymous666, on 03/22/2008, -11/+64Who the ***** folds it like they're a Gap employee?
- themutt22, on 03/22/2008, -4/+57front to back is the proper way, back to front is disgusting and barbaric
- DeskFlyer, on 03/22/2008, -3/+56What the hell have you been eating?
- BananaGrabber, on 03/22/2008, -4/+56What grosses me out is when I go to certain households and I enter the bathrooms, I find out they throw away the soiled toilet paper in a basket next to the toilet instead of flushing it.
- Lighthater, on 03/22/2008, -0/+43How do you know this?!
- plr4ever, on 03/22/2008, -2/+44Can you spare ONE square?
- Namakemono, on 03/22/2008, -0/+41I concur. I'll never forget my first time. It was a cold December morning and I was staying at a friends house in Yokohama who had one of these beauties. I slowly inched down on the toilet seat dreading the coldness which I knew would be accentuated by the fact that I was already shivering. But to my surprise, when my ass hit the seat, it was WARM! And when I finished, my poopshooter was rinsed with warm water. What a wonderful contraption. It is a travesty that these things are not in every home in America.
- DeadFox1, on 03/22/2008, -2/+43How many squares do YOU use?
- TheFamousOne2, on 03/22/2008, -11/+51I wonder what the ratio of between-the-legs-and-under wiper vs the reach-around wiper would be? Ive always wiped between the legs. My buddy things Id get poo on my sack, but Ive yet have that happen, even after burrito tuesdays.
- riskybeats, on 03/22/2008, -0/+40Why not take a ***** in the basket?
- DiggLive, on 03/22/2008, -0/+40Oh man, I feel you there. I hate when it splashes on the *****, lmao.
- ageeksgirl08, on 03/22/2008, -0/+36Thanks for that mental image....
- jaxter2010, on 06/17/2009, -2/+36Power diggers ruin Digg. It defeats the entire purpose.
- muniak, on 03/22/2008, -5/+39...me. >,>
- chinolofus, on 03/22/2008, -0/+32i sit on my hand until its numb then i wipe. its like a stranger is doing it for me.
- Zadernet, on 03/22/2008, -5/+36fold and reuse. It's not gross providing you have proper technique and you leave enough "buffer" sheets so that the matter doesn't go through the paper on to your hand.
- krusader3z, on 03/22/2008, -4/+35I suspect the culprit is the massive amounts of old style I drink on a nightly basis.
Sometimes the poops get so bad that I go out and buy a box of frosted mini wheats and eat the entire thing to try and straighten things out.. - inactive, on 03/22/2008, -1/+32So that is how you use toilet paper? I've been doing it wrong for so many years.
- johnlandes, on 03/22/2008, -9/+391 up
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1 to polish - fusiachi, on 03/22/2008, -0/+29This is necessary in some parts of the world with underdeveloped sewage and plumbing systems. Flushing can end in disaster.
- Chaoticfist, on 03/22/2008, -3/+32WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........That has never happened to me, but if it did, i would be out of there so fast.
- qwertycopter, on 03/22/2008, -3/+31Experiment:
MrBabyMan is a pile of crap with too much time on his hands and poisons the digg community with stupid stories. - ancalagon73, on 03/22/2008, -2/+30Sorry, but I haven't a square to spare.
- tightscrummy, on 03/22/2008, -1/+27Yeah, so did I. Didn't you?
- bjs3171, on 03/22/2008, -1/+27really?
- inactive, on 03/22/2008, -25/+50Who the ***** crumples their toilet paper???
- MadOtaku, on 03/22/2008, -0/+25Your name is "pooptaster". I don't think I'll take any hygiene tips from you.
- tlo182, on 03/22/2008, -4/+28I was eating when I had the misfortune of clicking on this story and reading the above comment.
I now need a new keyboard, this one is all barfy. - bromac, on 03/22/2008, -4/+27There's such a thing as too much fiber. In your case...please talk to a doctor about it instead tormenting us in Digg comments. We have to eat too.
- jpaolini, on 03/22/2008, -3/+26Funniest set of comments on Digg ever.
- stevenbrown, on 03/22/2008, -1/+24Lots of 9 year olds appear to like folding better
- foolonthehill, on 03/22/2008, -0/+22... That sounds like a challenge. One I think the internet would be up to.
- foolonthehill, on 03/22/2008, -0/+22It's common (or at least used to be) in developing countries with less sturdy residential sewer systems.
- DarkLance, on 03/22/2008, -4/+26It always amazed me that people would take a large amount of TP and crumple it up to wipe themselves. Doesn't this seem like a huge waste? I can use three sheets, neatly folded and have no collateral damage (Stinky Finger). It baffles me when a friend comes over, uses the toilet and half a roll of TP.
BTW, common military jargon is to requisition 1 roll of sand paper for personal use. - scoutxxor, on 03/22/2008, -2/+23Three letters L. O. L.
- inactive, on 03/22/2008, -3/+23I wipe my ass with Benjamins.
- brockpetrie, on 03/22/2008, -1/+21by nixonrichard on 04/23/2007 (+1527 diggs)
"I would be glad to let Sheryl Crow try to wipe my ass with just one square of toilet paper. Not all of us have dainty little poopers like her. When I take a dump I WRECK the toilet. It's not some delicate process which leaves only a small speck of feces on the corner of my anus. It's like a freaking M-80 detonated in a bowl of brownie batter. So, please, by all means, TRY to wipe my ass with one square Sheryl . . . I'll be more than happy to sit naked on your new white couch afterwards."
http://digg.com/politics/Sheryl_Crow_Suggests_Limi ...
dustin32 nailed it. Nice comment dupe... - foolonthehill, on 03/22/2008, -0/+20It does not. Although I think that's one of those things where most people in each group are unaware that the other group even exists.
- chrispr, on 03/22/2008, -2/+21Three letters: N. E. I.
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