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- batmanz, on 06/01/2008, -6/+41How do I survive Bush?
- spyd3rweb, on 06/01/2008, -1/+22How to survive? Don't rely on the government to save you.
- awesometastic1, on 06/01/2008, -0/+20the 9/11 security guard guy was a freaking hero. why have we not heard about him before? All they ever talked about on the news was the firefighters and police. not that they weren't hero's too, but this guy was a PREPARED hero and he made sure everyone knew what to do and they did and almost no-one under his "protection" died except himself
- inactive, on 06/01/2008, -10/+29Don't attack death stars to finally realize that
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4.SURVIVE! - Protonz, on 06/01/2008, -0/+14I think you are the first commenter to actually read the story.
Amazing that the Port Authority told people in the towers to stay at their desks. I shouldn't be surprised.
Edit: Okay, I just continued reading comments, and .... digg comments really suck. These comments are all pathetic attempts at jokes and one-liners. Worst part, they are getting dugg up. - inactive, on 06/30/2008, -5/+18Ron Paul!!
- bigbill780, on 06/01/2008, -3/+15If its a zombie outbreak be sure to get to the mall with Ving Rhames.
- coachmcguirk, on 06/01/2008, -3/+15Don't live in China, first off...
...or Mississippi... - bobrobon, on 06/01/2008, -1/+11I always read the in-flight safety card!
- keeganspeck, on 06/01/2008, -1/+10The #1 survival tip for surviving Bush is surprisingly the same for a zombie attack -- shotguns. Lots and lots of shotguns.
- Konrad9, on 06/01/2008, -1/+10Make sure you are running with someone who is either A: slower than you or B: easy to trip
- inactive, on 06/01/2008, -3/+10Make sure she gets a blood test or just wear a condom.
- maxmccabe, on 06/01/2008, -0/+6I second that, I really wish people would read articles before regurgitating that same 'hilarious' one liners that appear on every single digg submission.
- buckrogers1965, on 06/01/2008, -0/+5"DON'T PANIC"
The words are printed on the cover of the Guide (always capitalized) "in large friendly letters".
Also carry a towel and the answer is always 42. - palehorse864, on 06/01/2008, -0/+5Someone doesn't watch mythbusters.
- ordig, on 06/01/2008, -0/+4?
- czhe, on 06/01/2008, -1/+5In my honest opinion, one of the most important and yet difficult things is to stay calm. Only in this state can you think properly, and thinking will maximize your chance of survival.
I've only been in much less severe situations, but I can tell you right now that achieving something like that is incredibly difficult. I can't even imagine what I would do with death staring me in the face. - Ocelot13, on 06/01/2008, -0/+41.) Dodge
2.) Duck
3.) Dip
4.) Dive
5.) Dodge
Those should get you through a disas..oh wait....... - houndeyex, on 06/01/2008, -0/+4That's no moon!
- quomen, on 06/01/2008, -1/+5Shave it first.
- SuperJimmyJimbo, on 06/01/2008, -0/+4"that station is operational!"
- antdude, on 06/01/2008, -0/+3One print page: http://www.time.com/time/printout/0,8816,1810315,0 ...
- inactive, on 06/30/2008, -1/+4Moving to a locale above sea level before the disaster is a good first step.
- PHiZ187, on 06/01/2008, -4/+7http://www.zombiesurvivalwiki.com/
Seriously, Zombie simulation is just preparation for the next food/race/natural disaster riot. - palehorse864, on 06/01/2008, -0/+3I think he meant in general.
- suprememilo, on 06/01/2008, -2/+4GTFO!
- idavidtang, on 06/01/2008, -2/+4so where do you live at, mars?
where the phoenix lander is roaming around? - Hefelumpman, on 06/01/2008, -1/+3I guess it's time to abandon the planet.
- gilgsn, on 06/01/2008, -0/+2Bug-Out bag... http://keskydee.com/wordpress/archives/4
- jhaydon, on 06/01/2008, -0/+2That's yo momma! *Robot Chicken*
- cheezintern, on 06/01/2008, -4/+6..not being Iraqi or Afghani..
- notoneofus, on 06/01/2008, -0/+2@WilliamDavis: Without a sarcasm tag, some people may take that at face value.
- inactive, on 06/01/2008, -2/+4or you can hide in a fridge.
- WilliamDavis, on 06/01/2008, -0/+2If terrorist attacks were rare, americans wouldn't be spending hundreds of billions of dollars to stop them, as well as giving up all of their liberties.
- JasonCox, on 06/01/2008, -1/+3How to survive a disaster:
Have a quick escape route to Canada. - mushoo, on 06/01/2008, -1/+3Ned Holness is that you?
- ithejosh, on 06/01/2008, -0/+2Great article... Makes you wonder if you're going to be the one just standing there or one of the few saving themselves and others.
- AncientWeird, on 06/01/2008, -0/+2I prefer the Daffy Duck method:
"HO! HA HA! GUARD! TURN! PARRY! DODGE! - inactive, on 06/01/2008, -2/+41. Arm yourself
2. Rob and if necessary kill others for their supples or stockpiles
3. Form a gang or militia
4. Use gang or militia to gain control of any incoming supples, equipment, donations, etc
5. ?????
6. PROFIT! - inactive, on 06/01/2008, -0/+2I've read the article too. Very good one.
- funkyjunk3, on 06/01/2008, -1/+3Until that storm rips your roof off. Then you're shivering under a pounding rain with the walls caved in.
- wwwspirit, on 06/01/2008, -0/+1And don't forget your Homeland Security Helmet! ....
http://rsinventionlab.com/archives/135 - ancientdinko, on 06/01/2008, -0/+1dood, believe me you'll get hung up a the border....and many US warranties are not honored in Canada so why bother...
- inactive, on 06/01/2008, -0/+1Same way we'll survive Hitlary if she gets to be La Presidente. Ca-na-da
- known, on 06/01/2008, -0/+1Don't Hate Him.
- tehknotte, on 06/01/2008, -0/+1Oh okay I was thinking more like an ice storm not a hurricane.
- notoneofus, on 06/01/2008, -0/+1Want to name those places off for us?
Hurricanes and Tsunamis attack limited coastal areas, but almost half the world's people live close to the ocean. Tornadoes can strike places they are not typically known to stirke. Earthquakes are very widespread.
"Terrorist attacks" don't count, as they're exceptionally rare.
And, is there a place in the entire world that has never seen war? - buckrogers1965, on 06/01/2008, -1/+2When in danger
When in doubt
Run in circles
Scream and shout
How not to survive a disaster.
Also, pretending nothing bad is happening will also get you killed fast. -
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