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- hantata, on 09/30/2008, -0/+13The problem is no one wants to sleep with you when you turn into crying, self-pitying wreck at the mention of your ex...
- inactive, on 09/30/2008, -0/+10All I got in my divorce was my wife's Mini Cooper. What's a 300-pound man suppose to do with a Mini Cooper?
- koenigje, on 09/30/2008, -0/+8Hookers and blow.
- inactive, on 09/30/2008, -0/+8you mean driving by my ex girlfriend's house every hour on the hour until her dad had to talk to my dad was a bad idea? wish i had this list when i was 16
- inactive, on 09/30/2008, -0/+8Exercise is the best thing for anything like this. Rock climbing always clears my mind.
- aacidusX, on 09/30/2008, -0/+7you eat it.
- redtaboo, on 10/01/2008, -0/+6turn it into a go-kart?
- sbcea, on 09/30/2008, -0/+6Oh ... that's easy ... don't break up. Just hang on as long as possible ... or until the restraining order kicks in.
- RLWaite, on 10/01/2008, -1/+5you could also just buy a go cart
- lucy22, on 09/30/2008, -0/+4Haagen Dazs!
- AdeleMor, on 09/30/2008, -0/+4Murder suicides!
- MaxMWood, on 09/30/2008, -0/+3The best thing to do is just get out of the house and do things. It doesn't matter what just keep your mind off it.
- cheap2, on 09/30/2008, -0/+3I have the feeling that I'll be needing these advices soon :o
- inactive, on 09/30/2008, -0/+3Oh, that's just plain mean.
- inactive, on 09/30/2008, -1/+4This is somewhat true, but not completely accurate.
My girlfriend left me 2 months ago and she still managed to molest my mind at least 3 - 5 times a day. I've tried everything possible solution i think of: learn to play guitar, digging, road trip, write her name on blowup doll and burn it. It helps, but it's one of those thing that keep going back and kick you in the nuts. Dan Cook was right, girls are brain ninja, they ***** with your mind. - inactive, on 09/30/2008, -0/+3Find a hot chick, give her the keys after dinner. She'll gives free bj
- dngermouse, on 10/01/2008, -0/+3after me and ex broke up i just rode a couple of rides at my local theme park..
that helped a lot
and yeah, she was a gypsy-whore - bananasluggy, on 10/01/2008, -0/+2Well, there comes a point where the mourning stage ends (or can be assumed to end) and the whining stage takes over. Usually, the time it takes to get over someone should be, at most, half the time you spent with them. I know one girl who whines constantly about her ex (whom she dumped)... she was with him for all of seven months (her longest-ever relationship). It's been almost two years and she won't shut up about him. (And no, she won't go back because she's got issues. Big ones.) Guys just aren't as good as he is. She was stupid to give him up. She wishes she could go back, but can't... she regrets dumping his behind... she wasn't mature enough for that kind of relationship. Yadda yadda.
You might wonder why I've got someone hanging around that annoys the crap out of me... it's a 30/70 thing... she whines 30% of the time, but is cool the other 70%. That's a B-, at least.
I think that goes for regular relationships too... as long as the benefits outweigh the crap, it's all good.
(Oh yeah, and her dumplings ROCK. Really. Best. Ever. Dumplings. Not a euphemism for anything... regular dumplings. The things you put gravy on and nom up.)
(...mmmm... dumplings...) - hankiepankie, on 10/01/2008, -0/+2Really hot tips to try! Trying something to get over a breakup is better than trying nothing.
- Lane, on 10/01/2008, -0/+2but how do I get over the chick I want to bang but who puts me off which makes me just push harder to get with her so I can then blow her off and prove that I'm just like the rest?
- inactive, on 10/01/2008, -0/+1not free then... is it
- ryanonfire, on 10/01/2008, -0/+1http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZQEWa0ngZw
- EnterReality, on 09/30/2008, -0/+1This article told me nothing new. Anyone have any actual advice for a heartbreak? I do like the hookers and blow idea though.
- shauntacular, on 10/01/2008, -0/+1If you listen to The Cure, this could be an outcome.
- imasuperDOTcom, on 10/01/2008, -1/+2Bury her in the back yard?
What is Digg?