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- danomagnum, on 05/21/2008, -5/+119Just put the bottle in a box, and then the cap is both on and off at the same time.
- inactive, on 05/21/2008, -0/+77Cigarette lighters do wonders.
- inactive, on 05/21/2008, -0/+69"5 - Dog Collar"
Or just put a detachable keychain bottle opener on your dogs collar and call him whenever you need it... - ThePenrod, on 05/21/2008, -1/+66Personally I always loved using the edge of a coffee table or bar, by slamming my hand down on top of the cap. Granted, that was when I was in college and didn't care if my furniture had chips and scratches all over it.
- WordsnCollision, on 05/21/2008, -0/+45Inside of a door jamb always works - y'know, the place the doorknob's bolt slides into. Insert, lever, you're done!
- mydigglogin, on 05/21/2008, -0/+44http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyIrXH-ITw4
@ 1:41 - Mie42, on 05/21/2008, -0/+3610. Carry a bottle opener on your keys.
What kind of alcoholic are you if you don't? - AuburnTigers, on 05/21/2008, -7/+41Teeth for me.
Yes I know it's stupid and can potentially be very expensive if your tooth pops off instead of the cap, but still it looks cool.
Asks self: So why do I do it when I'm by myself? - Zippo, on 05/21/2008, -0/+23I met a girl who lost her leg to cancer when she was 10... she used her prosthetic leg to open her beer bottles.
- karmazon, on 05/21/2008, -1/+23Girlfriend's teeth. Mine are too precious.
- DeskFlyer, on 05/21/2008, -0/+18Anything is possible if you are as dumb as I am.
- actionscripted, on 05/21/2008, -0/+17Ahh...the Schrodinger method. Good call.
Related: I can't believe a nerdy comment like this is getting buried on Digg. - enclaved, on 05/21/2008, -0/+15brilliant
- Heiminator, on 05/21/2008, -0/+13i learned to open beer with the frontpage of a newspaper a few years ago,probably the best use for tabloid papers like the sun or the daily mail :-)
simply fold the paper until you get a really hard edge and open your beer,one page is enough
also a friend of mine won a bet and went straight to hospital after he opened a beer with the bone right above his eye (dont know the english word,but its the one below your eyebrows),he bled like a pig but had won 50 euros and became a local legend :-) - DeskFlyer, on 05/21/2008, -0/+13Be careful with that one. One time I did that the top of the bottle shattered; I was lucky I didn't end up sticking the jagged bottleneck into my hand. Guess I was doing it wrong. :)
- ThePenrod, on 05/21/2008, -1/+14I've tried more than ten times to visualize how that is possible and I still have yet to come up with how you broke the bottle.
- inkyblue2, on 05/21/2008, -0/+13***** cat keeps drinking my beer.
- exomni, on 05/21/2008, -1/+13Dugg for the domain name "howtodothings.com"
- PabloIV, on 05/21/2008, -0/+12Actually you would need to put a device in the box that would or would not open the beer at an unspecified time.
Then, you would truly have Schrodinger's Beer - NewsFeed, on 05/21/2008, -0/+11The belt one is helpful for sure. I won't even get into how many times that one would have come in handy. I don't think i like the idea of opening a beer on another beer cap. Then you have to leave it sitting for a few minutes so it won't explode everywhere.
- liuite, on 05/21/2008, -1/+12how to open wine without corkscrew
http://www.wikihow.com/Open-a-Wine-Bottle-Without- ... - h3lx, on 05/21/2008, -1/+11Insert the bottle into your belly button (healthy beer gut required), flex your ass cheeks and pull on the bottle. It's like a Jesus miracle but without all the fish and crap.
- freebase, on 05/21/2008, -0/+10wow, that typo gives the comment an entirely different and scary meaning.
- inactive, on 05/21/2008, -1/+10ream men use their eye socket
- nbcaffeine, on 05/21/2008, -0/+9OMG, someone please award this man with a nobel prize or something. That has to be the most awesome thing ever.
- MikeFallopian, on 05/21/2008, -0/+8Any hard surface with a 90-degree angle (countertop, table, rock, etc.). Just put the lip of the cap over the edge, and hit downwards. If you're going to do it on your buddy's new $1000 coffee table though, make sure he's not in the room.
- mmuchmore, on 05/21/2008, -0/+8I never leave home without my Reef "Mick Fanning" Sandals! They are perfect for emergencies.
http://www.reef-sandals-online.com/reef-fanning.ht ... - awtripp, on 05/21/2008, -0/+8actually i would assume that "ream men" use something else.
- Surferess, on 05/21/2008, -0/+7Honestly, you guys are freakin' nuts! Do you know how much it costs to fix that? $1,000 at the dentist at least!
- stevennutz, on 05/21/2008, -1/+8 "how to bring down a server in under 200 diggs"
- uncool, on 05/21/2008, -0/+7Don't beat yourself up about it. We're all that dumb when we drink :)
- wignasty, on 05/21/2008, -0/+7Doesn't go to well with open container laws though does it?
- system5y, on 05/21/2008, -0/+6is she single?
- jhpope, on 05/21/2008, -0/+6i always liked this one
open a beer bottle with another beer bottle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zG4ztixR2KM - Samurai77, on 05/21/2008, -0/+6Yup I cracked a tooth doing that, but didn't know it until later...way too late. $1600 root canal Yikes!
I had done it for years too. - doogly, on 05/21/2008, -2/+8Yes, Schrödinger's cat: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger%27s_ ...
Brilliant - anagoge, on 05/21/2008, -0/+6She's certainly not a double...
- Burento, on 05/21/2008, -0/+6Thats actually a great idea.. i have to remember that one too
- obliviousfool, on 05/21/2008, -3/+9I can't believe they didn't mention the edge of the kitchen counter.
- inactive, on 05/21/2008, -4/+9Big Bang Theory is awesome, I love that show.
- jamwil87, on 05/21/2008, -0/+5You're not getting laid you're going to the dentist.
- efitz11, on 05/21/2008, -0/+4so basically you're saying you don't drink beer
- jpmoney03, on 05/21/2008, -0/+4I love the reactions I get when I actually get the chance to use them. People are always like wtf how did you just do that.
- insanebrain, on 05/21/2008, -0/+4yeah. . that's the only thing I have used for the last 10 years.
- incognit0, on 05/21/2008, -1/+5Most people don't really enjoy damaging their counters for the sake of opening a bottle.
- briguymaine, on 05/21/2008, -1/+5I bet your girlfriend has a flat spot on top of her head.
- faceless323, on 05/21/2008, -0/+4the lip
http://www.earlyamericanworkshop.com/images/capsea ... - radicaledvard, on 05/21/2008, -0/+4If you hit the edge with the bottle instead of placing the cap at the edge there is a risk that you hit the glass lip just under the cap. That will sometimes break the neck of the bottle. Same result if you put the glass lip on the edge and hit the bottle in an arc so that you press the bottle into the edge and down.
- PabloMac, on 05/21/2008, -0/+4It can happen when you place the lip of the bottle against the table edge, rather than the bottle cap itself. Don't ask how I know this.
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