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Better be red.

Have you seen my stapler?

Yeah, if you can just go ahead and move your desk - that'd be ggggrrreeaattt.

U.S only, incase you're wondering...

If this doesn't work and I don't get my stapler, I may have to burn the building down.

seems to be for companies, if it makes it on Digg's frontpage, I doubt they'll honor it.

Hmmm. Do I bury because I hate marketing surveys, or digg for the Office Space reference? I'm so confused.

Only available in the US.

Not letting me submit...

I want mine shipped in Jello instead of the traditional bubble wrap.

Additional tools needed at my desk: '"Your mom." STAPLER ME

Not Open to Canadians .... booo

I soooo wanted a red one!

argh, you have to be American to get it.

That is amazing
I'm watching office space right now.

Lol they'll be giving out a lot more staplers than initially planned I think.

http://www.acco.com/swingline/productdetail.aspx?s ...

No wonder he wanted to keep it so much. It's $32.48!

my... my stapler...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=P0c3BkhprZ0

idk put mine in lets see some free stapler!

It would be awesome if its a "one touch" stapler. A spring actually shoots the staple out so you can have lots of fun shooting staples across the room.

I don't care what it is. As long as it's free, I want one.

I will gladly submit myself to junk mail and RL junk mail to get a free stapler

Pls bury so that ill actualy get one.

And today I just realized I needed a stapler and a Swingline at that!!

http://stapler.ytmnd.com/
http://spreadmystaplerandflyaway.ytmnd.com/
lol

"That's it... I'm going to set the building on fire".

If you really want a free stapler go to kinkos and load up, its not stealing its redistribution of wealth.

Better Hurry - They'll pull the offer soon with all this traffic

If you're not in the US, but just love filling out surveys, I suggest sending them to random people in the US. I did that to a friend once, oddly, it was a small toolset. He came to my house kind of excited one day, "Dude! I just got this 12 piece tool set in the mail! I never ordered it or anything." Though you won't have that joy... except knowing that somebody laughed at the random stapler delivery.

Rules: Limit one entry per person and per household. WE WILL NOT SHIP THE FREE SAMPLE TO A PO BOX ADDRESS. The following promotion is intended for delivery in the [mainland] or [contiguous states] United States only. Void in Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands, U.S. military installations located in foreign countries. Void where prohibited, licensed, taxed, or otherwise restricted by law. Allow up to 6 weeks for delivery. Not responsible for lost, stolen, mutilated, damaged, illegible, or misdirected mail or for failed submission of order information. Not responsible for providing confirmation of product delivery from submitted emails or phone calls.

it's been on slickdeals/fatwallet for a couple days already, and now digg jumps on... i'm guessing upwards of 50,000 people will do the survey - we're entering microsoft freebie territory here...

the website says you get a free gift but nothing about a stapler

Their server crapped out.

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damn! I completed it and even offered suggestions but they don't offer it in canada!

We'll see. I filled one out at work, so maybe I can be excited one day when a package actually comes for me...

So, are fatwallet and slickdeals stories being submitted now?

I have a drawer full of "free" staplers.

Somebody's got a sense of humor...from their website copy for the "COLLECTORS EDITION 747® Business Stapler - Rio Red" :
* Put the "fun" back in the "functional" with Swingline´s Rio Red Stapler!
* Bold head-turning design and legendary performance - the star of any office space

The survey is so they can figure out what to put in their desk tool kit: "Please let us know of other items you feel would be useful in a desk tool kit that were not included above (optional)."

If everyone could please add "toenail clippers," "desk catapult," and "travel chopsticks" to that list, I think the world may just become a better place.

Dude....hook me up with a free stapler!!