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  • embeemb, on 04/21/2008, -10/+475Old, but still funny as hell! :)
    • ZiggyDaZigster, on 04/21/2008, -15/+5Def. Old, but honestly wtf would a teacher do if that really happen? Haha. I mean most class sizes at our university our easily above 50.
      • Vash265, on 04/21/2008, -2/+17Where do you go to school? I need to make a mental note to avoid it like the plague.
        Just an FYI for you:
        Definitely old, but honestly, what the ***** would a teacher do if that really happened? Haha. I mean, most class sizes at our university are easily above 50.
        • dullnation, on 04/21/2008, -1/+8"Just an FYI for you"

          I'd move school now rather than later...
          • Vash265, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1Modern usage of the term often phrases it as a noun, not simply an acronym. While if you expand it it doesn't make sense, in that context it does. I probably should have put single quotes around it, but it still wasn't wrong.
        • PubStomp, on 04/21/2008, -0/+2200+ in my physics class
      • TehDoctor, on 04/21/2008, -0/+9Well, at my university, he'd be screwed, since the teachers get a class list that has our ID photos on them :-/
        • sovietninja, on 04/22/2008, -1/+2shave your head or groucho marx glasses for the rest of the year.
      • MattyLite, on 04/21/2008, -1/+7We have to show our IDs while turning in papers. I've had Bio classes with 700+ kids in them.
      • goldfishey, on 04/22/2008, -0/+2I think what somefolks here call classes, others call lectures or courses maybe. and what the second group call classes, the first group call tutorials or something,
    • mundus, on 05/15/2008, -1/+6Still gets me every time!!
    • Timbertron3000, on 04/21/2008, -1/+1Props to a digger resisting the urge to whine "This is as old as the internet..."
      • awfulgrace, on 04/21/2008, -1/+6It's actually older than the internet... but still good.
      • skyroket, on 04/22/2008, -1/+1If you post it, they will come.
    • SteveHamn, on 04/21/2008, -3/+0This is older than hell.
    • markwilcox, on 04/21/2008, -0/+6I remember when it was on TV like 5 years ago
    • Kbriggs, on 04/22/2008, -1/+1as the internet?
    • mooboy322, on 04/22/2008, -3/+1this is really old, i saw this in a video (in sign language class) that was made back in the 80's
    • Intamin, on 04/22/2008, -1/+2I'd digg you up but you have 420 diggs!
  • jggube, on 04/21/2008, -37/+8"Yes, you're that student who won't pass this exam because you were too busy playing the lotto."
  • whoreable, on 04/21/2008, -5/+208Wasn't this from Slackers?
    • einrobstein, on 04/21/2008, -1/+38I don't know who stole from whom, but you're right.
    • dfsjdkflasjk, on 04/21/2008, -1/+22That's the first thought that came to my mind. That was probably the best part from that movie.
    • ikcilabd, on 04/21/2008, -2/+94I liked it better in Slackers because not only does he shuffle it in the exams, but he throws the exams into the air and runs out of the room yelling...
    • akoostik, on 04/21/2008, -0/+10It's in the intro of the trailer... http://imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi3163029785/

      Angela: Ethan, what is this, is this a hair doll?
      Ethan: I didn't make that! It fell out of your hair that way!

      • amirman, on 04/21/2008, -0/+3correction: it's Cool Ethan.
      • SteveHamn, on 04/21/2008, -0/+0LoL I love the part where the guy throws the frizbee at him. It's like the perfect frizbee throw.
      • MachineHead933, on 04/22/2008, -1/+0nobody comes into cool ethan's room
    • romlalji, on 04/21/2008, -2/+98clip from slackers-

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AYtCiSoqM0
      • MScrip, on 04/21/2008, -8/+6Ya know... another student could have told the teacher his name. The guy went too far by throwing all the tests.

        The guy in the commercial was much classier.
      • Kadratis, on 04/21/2008, -0/+7Thanks for not RickRolling. =)
      • nickho1, on 04/21/2008, -1/+5No way. This one is way funnier.
      • Matt174e, on 04/22/2008, -3/+1Which was the original? I don't like this one at all, this dude's a crazy douche. Judging by the trailer, the whole movie is bad.
      • Lanlost, on 04/22/2008, -2/+2This was one out of two movies I ever saw when I was stoned and prevented me from enjoying a movie stoned for years afterward.
        I'm not pothead, but I do enjoy pot .. especially if my choices are pot or alcohol and I have learned to enjoy movies while being stoned, including movies that were 'meant' to be seen stoned. However, this movie.. there was something SO weird about it that it came across as being disgusting. Something made me almost paranoid about finishing it and I haven't seen it since.
        If it's a .. even decent movie let me know, I haven't seen it since it came out and I think I could handle it now if it were worth it.
      • stereoa, on 04/22/2008, -0/+2http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFvEE6abohA&feature ...

        Is my favorite part of the movie.
    • romlalji, on 04/21/2008, -11/+2clip from slackers

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AYtCiSoqM0
    • AllenSchweitzer, on 04/22/2008, -0/+1It's also in a Raymond Smullyan book. it's a pretty old joke, but I agree--Slackers did it best
    • WatchDogX, on 04/22/2008, -0/+2Also in veronica mars
    • ethernz, on 04/22/2008, -0/+1The ad came first. It's a 90's ad from NZ. I remember watching it as a kid
  • Thorpe, on 04/21/2008, -6/+309I wasn't expecting that outcome. I thought something about winning the lottery was going to come in. Good stuff.
    • tas08, on 04/22/2008, -1/+1How were you not expecting that? It was a blatantly not-as-good rip-off of a scene from Slackers!
  • chromerium, on 04/21/2008, -20/+86Old. Old. Old. But still funny.

    You people just new to the internet should see it.
    • Ockniel, on 04/21/2008, -0/+59Just got here yesterday!
      • MRintheKeys, on 04/21/2008, -0/+12Enjoy your stay!
      • Llanowar, on 04/21/2008, -0/+5And enjoy your innocent fragile mind... as long as it lasts.
    • unmarked, on 04/21/2008, -0/+21The tubes to my house were just now unclogged. These internets are amazing!!
    • jaquestrap, on 04/21/2008, -2/+3New to the Internet!? According to everyone that I have ever communicated to, they have been pros at the Internet before it ever existed. You have to learn to communicate and trust people some more Chromerium, god...
  • crazybugger, on 04/21/2008, -9/+4Who am I ?
  • ironicsans, on 04/21/2008, -3/+26This story goes back at least as far as 1986, when it was mentioned in Jan Harold Brunvand's book "The Mexican Pet."
    • bgrah449, on 04/21/2008, -0/+13Brunvand actually lifted a *very* similar story from Lawrence Trustein's "Brother's Keeper" (published 1983) though Brunvand usually gets credit in modern citations.
    • dreesemonkey, on 04/21/2008, -0/+18Sweet mother of obscure reference(s). I guess I need to read more.
    • jacen, on 04/21/2008, -0/+4Alrighty.... time for some wikipedia browsing.
    • dwninjungleland, on 04/22/2008, -1/+1Look! It's wikipedia! Its avatars have invaded digg!
    • bgrah449, on 04/22/2008, -0/+7The difference between ironicsans' example and mine is that his is real, but mine is completely made up.
  • Masna, on 04/21/2008, -17/+10It's really funny and all, but... Why did he insist on finishing that scratch card right there? Just so he could be funny a few seconds later?

    Confusing...
  • hawk0168, on 04/21/2008, -32/+3Buried as old as crap and chinese subtitles
    • Heavypettingzoo, on 04/22/2008, -0/+1what's wrong with subtitles?
  • admantor, on 04/21/2008, -14/+4this was SO 2006
  • holyskeleton, on 04/21/2008, -9/+6Brilliant!
  • Jbaker4981, on 04/21/2008, -5/+6I remember seeing that on tv
  • BLiSTeD, on 04/21/2008, -10/+3There is another great funny thing available on this internet. Look up JeffK OMG SO FUNNY HAHA.

    Seriously this is ancient....
    • DeFex, on 04/21/2008, -0/+3OH NOES MY WINDOZE HAS CRAHED
      GET RED HATE LUNIX HAHAHAHAH
  • SuminderJi, on 04/21/2008, -8/+11The joke itself is old - but never seen a commercial.
    • LegomanArt, on 04/21/2008, -4/+4Good use of that hyphen there, champ.
      • SuminderJi, on 04/21/2008, -6/+2So I got dugg down for using a hyphen incorrectly? Jeesh.

        BTW, might wanna capitalize your "Champ" if you're using it as a proper noun. Buddy.
    • markwilcox, on 04/21/2008, -0/+1The commercial is old too.
  • zmigliozzi, on 04/21/2008, -3/+43That is the first time I've seen that. I'll take note of that next test I have to take.
    • groverblue, on 04/21/2008, -0/+12You might want to find out if the prof knows you BEFORE you attempt this...
      • LlamaKing, on 04/22/2008, -1/+2Hence the title, "Do you know who I am?"
        • Soave, on 04/22/2008, -0/+1He meant before you decide not to turn in your test on time.
  • lil666jrkatz, on 04/21/2008, -6/+0This is old, but it's really clever...
  • Akraz, on 04/21/2008, -11/+6Its true though. Most teachers dont give a ***** who their students are. No, im not expecting the teacher to get to know all 50+ students personally but at least try to be more than just a chalkboard jockey.
    • MiDri, on 04/21/2008, -5/+3Maybe your not as memorable as me, but then again -- I'm pretty bad ass... (And by bad ass, I mean get to know my teachers.)
      • Frozenfuryblade, on 04/21/2008, -2/+9Really? You're pretty get to know my teachers?
  • levelred, on 04/21/2008, -7/+0Who is the Juggernaut? Alex
  • slapded, on 04/21/2008, -12/+3wow ive never seen this /sarcasm
  • AK47Jazz, on 04/21/2008, -8/+2What is with all the old stories coming up again?
    The spoiler tshirt and this. And there was something between that two, i guess its a new wave of diggers
  • crinzema, on 04/21/2008, -15/+33What keeps the teacher from finding out his name in the future and failing him on that test? Not very far sighted
    • mdoerr, on 04/21/2008, -2/+49It looks like a final.
    • Lewiji, on 04/21/2008, -2/+141It looks like a fictional situation.
      • asus2000, on 06/30/2008, -4/+15LOL
        • skyroket, on 04/22/2008, -0/+7Oh man usually I look for you people who only type ***** like "LOL" or "Awesome" so I can bury you long and hard, but I totally was laughing hard so I will +1 you this time.... this time....
    • Intamin, on 04/22/2008, -0/+2It looks like a final in a fictional situation.
  • osirislink, on 04/21/2008, -11/+8Older than the interwebz.
  • r3574r7, on 04/21/2008, -8/+2Oh God not this again
  • sloo, on 04/21/2008, -0/+16What's odd is I was thinking about this video coming in from lunch to the office. I imagined telling off my boss, and him not even knowing who I was, thus the video popped into my head. Funny seeing it here on the front page.
    • Bersy, on 04/21/2008, -1/+2Yeah, well I was just literally watching Slackers a couple of hours ago on tv, and now I see this.. wtf?
    • MrRight9, on 04/21/2008, -0/+3It was like Shrimp or plate of shrimp.
    • carlonchox911, on 04/21/2008, -0/+2I was thinking about this vid today at school.. O_O Freaky..
    • moocow1452, on 04/21/2008, -0/+4It's a SIGN!
  • gadgetboy32, on 04/21/2008, -0/+1it's true.
  • hawkdude56, on 04/21/2008, -5/+1Old, but I still love it.
  • jayrok, on 05/14/2008, -4/+39Oh dear *chuckle* I do say, that was rich.
    • DownkeyKowng, on 04/21/2008, -2/+40MMmmm YEEeesss.. Quite right.. quite right. *adjusts monocle* Guffaws all around!
    • PubStomp, on 04/21/2008, -5/+0knee slapper indeed
    • awgg919, on 04/22/2008, -1/+8Top drawer! Tip of the cap, tip of the cap!
    • RussellDovey, on 04/22/2008, -3/+1Very droll, I must agree, very droll.
    • NightVortez, on 04/22/2008, -1/+2Spot o' tea ol' chaps?
  • h3llscaper, on 04/21/2008, -10/+3Old video is ooooooooooooold.
  • monsterette, on 04/21/2008, -8/+2Love it! He even remembered to bring an apple....
  • Antibland, on 04/21/2008, -13/+95"Excuse me, do you know who I am?"

    "Yes, an extremely old video. Welcome to the homepage."
  • kjuan2008, on 04/21/2008, -8/+0dats nice n smart 2 cul
  • jerrycan, on 04/21/2008, -5/+2Hey, I didn't want to say anything before, but is this video old?
  • Casework, on 04/21/2008, -2/+2Funny every time. I almost thought about doing this last week, had a professor given me grief about a late assignment.
  • Synn, on 04/21/2008, -5/+126Pssst...internet whores who never leave their house....no one gives a ***** if you've seen it before.
    • glialisback, on 04/21/2008, -0/+30Ain't that the truth. Sorry, if the rest of us have to do mundane stuff like...work..
    • Idolatry, on 04/21/2008, -0/+12This should be put in the original description of every video.
  • bluelights, on 04/21/2008, -10/+4Dugg for not being a rickroll!
    • DubBucket, on 04/21/2008, -0/+0buried for being older than Rick's video...
    • HolyMan28, on 04/22/2008, -0/+1Neither of you are funny.

      ...I promise.
  • itsthebrod, on 04/21/2008, -6/+21This clip is John-McCain-old.
    • Aerandir, on 04/21/2008, -4/+2"Old" McCain is oooooold.
      • 5urr3al5am, on 04/22/2008, -0/+1O'Bama's black and Clinton is a woman.. get over it
    • skyroket, on 04/22/2008, -1/+2Ya know, the jackasses on the "mainstream" media outlets are the only ones who make "McCain is old" jokes. When you hear those and don't laugh, you can be confident the rest of us are also not laughing. Therefore, you don't have to retell the joke in hopes we'll think you're cool.

      Thank you,

      The Internet
  • AFHCO, on 04/21/2008, -3/+6Ok people we know it's old, but it's still funny.
    • KingGorilla, on 04/21/2008, -0/+1Ok people we know it's funny but it's still old.
  • Fox318, on 04/21/2008, -1/+51Excuse Me, Do You Know Who I Am?...

    I'm Batman.
    • kevinzak21, on 04/21/2008, -3/+1Lewis Black reference or are you just immeasurably unwitty and happened to accidentally cite a funny comment that would provoke chuckles from anyone who happens to remember that particular joke? Either way, I'm not one to judge, so I'll Digg you up all the same.
  • Butros, on 04/21/2008, -5/+3hey this is really old amiright?
    • LegomanArt, on 04/21/2008, -0/+5You are right and you are also the first to get credit for recognizing this.
  • iwilldigg, on 04/21/2008, -1/+3Is it that hard to know who he is?
  • IllBeBack, on 04/21/2008, -2/+7If the teacher wanted to be a huge douche and get back at the guy, he would just give everyone a zero and tell everyone in the class what the guy did. It would all work itself out after class.
    • InfinitySnatch, on 04/22/2008, -2/+1Yeah, but again, he doesn't know who the guy is.
      • Neworab, on 04/22/2008, -0/+0aha! touche my friend! except I don't think it would be that hard to point the guy out
  • amirman, on 04/21/2008, -15/+16ok, half you digg me up and the other half digg me down.
    • kevinzak21, on 04/21/2008, -1/+11I'm amused that at the time of my writing this, your system actually worked.
    • jerstud56, on 04/22/2008, -0/+1Yeah considering you were at +1 when I got down this far...I gave you an up and you're at +2. The next person better not ***** it up!
  • oldcyborg, on 04/21/2008, -0/+1I have never been that Quick........

    Cyborg
  • aaron4, on 04/21/2008, -6/+105i tried to digg this in 1996, but then i recieved a phone call and my internet quit on me.
    • xDynaBlade, on 04/22/2008, -2/+3I before E except after C.

      /Grammar nazi mode
  • chronniff, on 04/21/2008, -8/+1Hey why don't we rip off a really funny scene from the movie slackers, but wait...that's not the best part....when we rip it off we make it really dull and suck all the humor right out of it...if that doesn't sell our product I don't know what will
    • InfinitySnatch, on 04/22/2008, -0/+2I've just about had it with you ***** time travelers.
  • hazard99, on 04/21/2008, -0/+14Instant Kiwi?
  • Mr_Lyle, on 04/21/2008, -1/+18I've been reading the all comments and there's something I don't quite understand and I was hoping someone could clear it up for me...Is this video old?
    • mcbigham, on 04/21/2008, -2/+2the video is about as old as the comments in this thread about it being old.
    • iFrikkenR, on 04/22/2008, -0/+2Yeah it was on tv back in the late 90's
  • socketman, on 04/21/2008, -6/+8That was old, had asian subtitles, and was super poor quality.
    We couldn't find a better version for the dig front page?
    Buried.
    • HolyMan28, on 04/22/2008, -2/+5No, we couldn't, DICK.

      I apologize, on the behalf of Digg, for your inconvenience.
  • asdfasdfasdfasd, on 04/21/2008, -12/+5Here's how I got that smug little prick back for taking my apple. I graded all the tests as I normally do and then at the next class I called out the name on the test on top of the stack. The student would raise his/her hand and I then handed them their scored test. I worked my way through the stack like this. I set aside the tests where no one raised their hands- either they were absent or it was the little prick. After a class or two, when all the absentees finally showed up and received their graded test, only one test was left. I wrote a big fat "F" on it and handed it back to the prick along with another apple. Then I proclaimed "How do you like them apples, bitch?".
    • Kenzan, on 04/21/2008, -3/+10And then the student followed you out to the parking lot at night and kneecapped you with a tire-iron.


      ..and then he ate your Apple.

      ..Again.
      :)
      • ace429k, on 04/22/2008, -0/+2and this is why you dont mess with grad students.
    • sgxyay, on 04/21/2008, -0/+12Doesn't work on a final exam when you won't ever see the students again.
    • aphexcoil, on 04/21/2008, -0/+1Somehow I don't think you have thought your cunning plan all the way through ...
    • morninglorii, on 04/22/2008, -0/+11The first class that you did that, I didn't go up when you called my name. The second class, I asked one of my friends to come to class with me, and he came and picked up the test for me when you called my name. A few classes later, you gave an innocent kid an F.
      • asdfasdfasdfasd, on 04/22/2008, -4/+0Wrong! I remember what you look like- how could I forget that smug expression on your face? As for the other commenters: You got me! 100 Internet Points to you all!
        • morninglorii, on 04/22/2008, -0/+3But I don't care if you remember what I look like, because you don't know which test I go with! -100 internet points to you!
  • KingGorilla, on 04/21/2008, -0/+2Who does a ***** scratch card in the middle of a test?
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