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- thesupermon, on 05/27/2009, -7/+355Rule #11 Don't get offended if your boyfriend links you this article
- inactive, on 05/27/2009, -23/+32411. Get in the kitchen!
Good Girl Approach: No seriously, get in the ***** Kitchen--cook something.
Porn Babe Secret: Having sex in the kitchen not only turns your man on by proving your spontaneity, but shows him you are committed to doing your job.
Tantalizing Tip: How's steak sound? - chicagojack, on 05/26/2009, -15/+278facials
- Cockslap, on 05/27/2009, -12/+201Lesson 11: swallow.
- inactive, on 05/27/2009, -6/+177they kinda touched on it in one of the first ones, but the big secret is simply this:
NOTHING ABOUT SEX makes you a tramp. BEING A TRAMP is what makes you a tramp.
so...
BE A TRAMP when you're HAVING SEX. - cerablu, on 05/27/2009, -2/+1595 Lessons Men Can Learn From Porn Stars:
1. Have a giant penis
2. Last indefinitely
3. Always give the woman multiple orgasms
4. Give good face
5. Have a giant penis - inactive, on 05/27/2009, -4/+125The above comment was an example of a joke.
Jokes are often heard from friends or people you hang out with.
You obviously have none of the above because you don't understand it's a joke.
Please, stop where you are. It wasn't meant to hurt anyone's feelings. - Vindexus, on 05/27/2009, -0/+120Accurate nickname.
- MasterKopek, on 05/27/2009, -2/+110Dugg for 90% men reading this.
- feignNU, on 05/27/2009, -1/+98"Darling, a true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. "
--Robert A. Heinlein, The Notebooks of Lazarus Long - digitalArtform, on 05/27/2009, -3/+78Why are porn stars and good girls being treated as mutually exclusive things?
- buckrogers1965, on 05/27/2009, -3/+74Honest communication is not on the list. This applies to both partners.
No, your partner will not just telepathically know what works for you. You can be fated to live together for the rest of your lives and still be miserable the whole time unless you talk to each other.
Don't assume that you know everything and are the best. Be open to suggestions that make the other person happy. Swallow your pride and don't take offense if they want you to do things differently.
You have to talk about what you want and what they want in order for it to be as good as it can possibly be. Ask for what you want. Ask what they want. Be prepared to do a few things that are not so fun for you, just as long as your partner is happy, that is what counts. - serif69, on 05/27/2009, -2/+71Well *****. I have #1 but not #5.
- nina1586, on 05/26/2009, -8/+72This is just the basics, girls if you can't get it then your man will surely wonder. All in all just don't take it to seriously have a good time and its okay to laugh when the time appropriate :)
- inactive, on 05/27/2009, -14/+753 lessons good girls can learn from porn
1. Blow Jobs
2. Anal Sex
3. Take a load on your face and or ***** every now and then - mysql101, on 05/27/2009, -5/+65So you're saying you can't keep it up an hour?
- Rally603, on 05/27/2009, -38/+91Why does real life have to be like porn? It's fake. The unreasonably slutty girls (the sluttiest girl you've ever known would still not let 4 guys ejaculate onto a cupcake she had been storing in her ass and then eat it), the boobs, the moans, the hour-long erections - all fake and intentionally over-the-top. They're fantasies; fiction.
It might just be me, but I don't like the idea that, because of porn, girls who have little or no interest in sex are pressured to do things they don't really want to do because it's now expected of them. You just think it's not a big deal because you're already desensitized due to all the ***** porn you watch. I just don't like that the bar keeps getting lowered and girls are having to do things they find disgusting in order to keep a boyfriend.
i know this is the unpopular male opinion. i'm not a feminist. i'm not gay. i have a long-term girlfriend. she's hot. it's partly because of her i'm like this. - RobynG7, on 05/27/2009, -0/+52Your opinion has been noted in the log.
- ganymede2010, on 05/27/2009, -5/+5512. Deepthroat.
- ttamshadbolt, on 05/27/2009, -2/+50i heard all chicks love those
- ttamshadbolt, on 05/27/2009, -1/+49ha, his name IS "McDouche"
- Aadain, on 05/27/2009, -0/+45Correction:
1. Sex is not evil and you are allowed to enjoy it
2. Sex is not a commodity that is traded for actions/favors outside of the bedroom
3. Have fun!!! - misterwrite, on 05/27/2009, -4/+49"The unreasonably slutty girls (the sluttiest girl you've ever known would still not let 4 guys ejaculate onto a cupcake she had been storing in her ass and then eat it)"
If this is what you think mainstream porn is like, you are sadly mistaken. I didn't read anything about that in this article, nor have i ever seen such a thing in all my years of watchign porn.
Also: "girls who have little or no interest in sex are pressured to do things they don't really want to do because it's now expected of them." From years of dating to 16 years of marriage, I've never once met a woman who didn't at least have an interest in sex. They weren't sluts (as you seem to equate to feminine sexuality), and most didn't even watch porn. This article, and the average Joe, isn't trying to force asexual women to deep-throat. Get off your high horse and get rid of the cold fish. - ducttape36, on 05/27/2009, -3/+47facials are great in theory, but people forget that once they blow their load they are instantly not horny anymore. then you look at her face and all you can think is, 'you look rediculous.'
anal on the hand... - iPirate, on 05/27/2009, -0/+42+1 Internet
- w00tdigg, on 05/27/2009, -0/+41I heard facials clear up acne and give you a bigger bust, at least that's what I've been telling my girlfriend.
- ygeoff419, on 05/27/2009, -2/+41May I suggest finding a slightly overweight or a chick with a lazy eye or something like that..... they always try harder and are much better people then the 'super hot' chicks. Hot bitches don't feel they need to work at it, a not so hot girl will work her ass off to make sex good.
- inactive, on 05/27/2009, -4/+42This Sir is not Twitter.com. Please come back when you conform with the fact that it is Digg.com.
- almayng, on 05/27/2009, -2/+40You forgot the most important one...
Have a giant penis! - pGizmo, on 05/27/2009, -0/+33Dude, the whole point of this article is to TEACH women how to be themselves and to not feel scrutinized and repressed by society and what is "socially acceptable".
- rukeypoo, on 05/27/2009, -2/+34I keep reading "porn babies".
This is not helping things. - feignNU, on 05/27/2009, -7/+39@Rally603
You're trying to stand up for women here, but really your comments are incredibly sexist. You seem to think that most women have no interest in sex, that they only do the things they do because they feel pressured into it by their boyfriends, and that they are generally spineless and unhappy creatures who are willing to degrade themselves in order to stay attached to the big strong man that takes care of them. Please. Women like sex. Men like sex. The whole point of this article is just to say that sex is normal and healthy, and that it can be a lot of fun. If the message you got from it is that everyone should run out and see if they can get their girlfriend to do some bukkake, then I suggest you work on your reading comprehension. - Aadain, on 05/27/2009, -0/+32Because in our society women are told pretty constantly that they are. That's what articles like this are trying to correct.
Be a lady in the street, and whore in the bedroom. - supermanly, on 05/27/2009, -5/+35If I only found a use for such an article...
- Aadain, on 05/27/2009, -4/+33No kidding! Women complain about how women are treated in porn, but have they ever looked at how men are treated? They are reduced to the most primal, baser levels (barely above the level of a beast) and told that that represents to pinnacle of "manliness".
How many men out there have a 6+ inch penis? Statistically, very few; yet that is the norm in porn. And the men are always super muscular, which again is a very tinny subset of the male population.
And on the business side of it, I've heard that while female porn stars are treated as that (stars), men are treated very badly and basically used & abused.
If anything, men and women can agree that porn does not show a realistic image of sex. Its not men vs women when it comes to porn nor should it be. - founderofpork, on 05/27/2009, -9/+38Rally603 is pretty much right. Professional porn is damn gross, for the most part. However, that doesn't mean it can't give you ideas for real life. You just have to recognize what is ***** up and needs to stay on the screen, and what is just ***** up enough to be really, really fun when you and your lady-friend do it.
- pfhayter, on 05/27/2009, -0/+27I don't know if truer words were ever spoken.
- Zomgondo, on 05/27/2009, -0/+27And the ones who don't are lesbians.
- ygeoff419, on 05/27/2009, -1/+28lol, that's what I read.....
also why the need to point out your gf's hotness??? - radio1mike, on 05/27/2009, -5/+32Orchid64-
I am totally willing and able to grant you that many, many guys can be pricks about what they want out of sex from their women. But conversely, you must accept that some women might just a be a little repressed and a tad lazy when it comes to pleasing their men.
What I take from your post is that anything that can enliven sex for both partners is ultimately degrading to women. That women are incapable of enjoying what that article suggested purely because it may not be for you. That all men who 'demand' something in that article are selfish and aren't capable of thoughtfulness when approaching these matters. Which is really weird since this was article written by a women for a women's website/forum/portal. I mean if women are truly incapable of enjoying what was suggested because of their man or even perhaps because of themselves where does that leave them? Nowhere.
If sex is a just human function that people are supposed enjoy, why the 'limitations'? This article did not say, "Ladies, take it in the ass" or "Let him jizz all over you". I read it as certainly advice where the couple is in a relationship and that the couple seems to be okay, except for some repetitive boring sex. But THAT issue must be only with the guy (he's inconsiderate, he does not take out the trash) or with the girl-- but external (she's tired from work, or cooking, or life). It could never be a problem the girl herself. Today's enlightened women would never take a hint from a porn star.
Never mind that, if two people find themselves attractive and compatible, they might at least while having sex want to feel like porn stars for their own; if not for each other's enjoyment.
Do you realize how rare that article for women was? It was non-judgmental and sex-friendly. My God, practically like Dr. Ruth wrote it. - buckrogers1965, on 05/27/2009, -2/+2899% of guys do not think this way. And the 1% of guys that do, they are just asses, dump them.
- Scira, on 05/27/2009, -0/+26Link to cupcake porn plz
- NJnorm182, on 05/27/2009, -0/+24And not the good kind of lesbians.
- ygeoff419, on 05/27/2009, -0/+23Already showed her this morning, dude nice couch by the way. ;) j/k
- Aadain, on 05/27/2009, -3/+25So in your world there are only two stages for women to exist in: asexual and porn star? God, talk about misogynistic! There is such a wide spectrum of sexuality in this world for both men and women to occupy.
And who says people can't learn from others?
Its people like you who make young girls feel bad when they start to develop or start noticing boys. They get bombarded with conflicting messages: "be sexy" and "enjoying sex makes you a whore". How does that lead to anything but a messed up mental image of themselves that they have to deal with for the rest of their lives??
Sex is not evil, degrading, immoral, or bad. Being a whore is. But enjoying sex does not make one a whore. There are lots of whores who hate sex!!
Taking an active interest in one's sexuality and embracing it only leads to fulfillment and more stable relationships. That is what people like you are denying yourself and others. - cello, on 05/27/2009, -3/+25I think your face is gross and unattractive.
- Orchid64, on 05/27/2009, -17/+39The whole notion that women won't act like porn stars because they are repressed or because society has taught them not to fully embrace their desires is a male fantasy. I'm sorry fellas, but a lot of what you see in porn is not real. Women do not receive orgasmic pleasure from having semen all over their faces or breasts any more than you enjoy having it splattered on your belly. They don't have a clitoris in their throat and find fellatio monumentally pleasurable and most of them don't like having something jammed up their asses any more than you would.
That doesn't mean women won't do things they don't get direct pleasure from for the sake of pleasing their partners, but don't delude yourself into thinking resistance to certain activities has anything to do with neuroses or repression. Sometimes it's just not pleasurable or too taxing or annoying because of the particular guy.
Of course, this is Digg, and most of the readers only real experience with sex is through porn and not with real women, so I'm guessing these words from an actual female will not hold much verisimilitude for them. - Aadain, on 05/27/2009, -0/+20No, the latest data I saw (here on digg btw) was that ~5 is the average. You get 6+ and the % of the population drops off drastically. Wasn't commenting on myself, just pointing out that the average porn length is dramatically different than the average male length.
- zeecher, on 05/27/2009, -0/+20you have an anus on your hand?
- rjejr, on 05/27/2009, -4/+24He's saying "my girlfriend is hot" so I'm willing to put up with lousy/rountine/boring sex so I can have lousy/routine/boring sex with a hot chick. i.e. better to have lousy/routine/boring sex with a hot chick so all your friends can see what a hot chick your having sex with (and most likely they'll assume it's hot) then to have great/outrageous/entertaining sex with a fugly chick and have your friends make fun of you of you for it.
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