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- Miamifan1354, on 04/22/2008, -0/+4111. Exactly how mandatory are the mandatory drug tests?
- über, on 04/22/2008, -5/+33Almost all of these of really obvious. Should be titled: 9 Questions to ask you boss for people who aren't qualified for their jobs anyways.
- vw2005, on 04/22/2008, -1/+26"Where can I find a box of kleenex to wipe off my lips?"
Ass-kissing at it's finest... - jvangurp, on 04/22/2008, -1/+20I know a couple of guys who always ask the boss "would you like me to cup your balls while I'm busy?" Seems to work well.
- jotate, on 04/22/2008, -0/+19Hey Ryan, this is your boss. Stop reading digg at work.
- Ryan166, on 04/22/2008, -0/+17hey Boss, I never visited digg at work before you blocked every porn site!
- Ryan166, on 04/22/2008, -2/+17I'm asking every single one of these questions tomorrow. I'm going straight to the top boi.
- ithejosh, on 04/22/2008, -0/+13"Can I have my Stapler back?"
- kurtwinter, on 04/22/2008, -2/+15How about, "Did a vow of poverty get hidden in the contract?"
- cubicledrone, on 04/22/2008, -2/+1310. Why don't you grow up and run this company like an adult? Our parents lived with the fact you can't have windfall profits every quarter. They lived with the fact that sometimes you have to look out for your people even though it means a smaller bonus. They lived with the fact that keeping your neighbors employed is more important than your ***** Lexus.
So how about it, pal? Can you act like an adult or not? - inactive, on 04/22/2008, -1/+11"Boss, can you pull your pants down, so I can kiss your ass better? Thank you sir, may I have another?"
- brkhobowriter, on 04/22/2008, -2/+12That would be bosses...
- brkhobowriter, on 04/22/2008, -1/+9I can't believable.
- Mpwns, on 04/22/2008, -1/+9i think some of those would make my bosses head explode. he has no clue whats going.
- brkhobowriter, on 04/22/2008, -2/+9Try it, and secretly put a video camera there. Your submission will be made popular on Digg.
- Tenlow, on 04/22/2008, -2/+9Sometimes people digg without commenting. If you had followed their example, the world would be a better place.
- BuryIt, on 04/22/2008, -0/+6I guess we know who CNN's target audience is.
- vdgmr1213, on 04/22/2008, -2/+7Can you spell or use proper grammar?
"Can I do your wife." - fkr3, on 04/22/2008, -0/+4Digg's users? They're just trying to prep them for when they finish school and hit the workforce later this century.
- piratearggghhh, on 04/22/2008, -0/+4...and nose.
- 4040, on 04/22/2008, -0/+4Questions usually end in question marks, smartass.
- ozid, on 04/22/2008, -1/+5dammit.
- inactive, on 04/22/2008, -3/+7Boss, do you enjoy being a slave driver? Are you going to outsource my job? My health care, dental, future, destiny is in your hands....
- vroom101, on 04/22/2008, -0/+4Dell Call Center Panama: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/play/10314
- brkhobowriter, on 04/22/2008, -2/+5You do that...
- brkhobowriter, on 04/22/2008, -1/+4Can you be smart?
- Ryan166, on 04/22/2008, -0/+2oh hey Tonya. I take it we are back on speaking terms, after I pissed in your ass and didn't call you back the next day? hahah
- greeniemeani, on 04/22/2008, -0/+2Whoops!
- miketgt, on 04/22/2008, -0/+2Suck up
- amdforever, on 04/22/2008, -3/+5Boss, That's what she said.
- kertong, on 04/22/2008, -2/+4"Do you press charges?"
- craighoxton, on 04/22/2008, -0/+2"Where do you see yourself in 5 years' time?"
"Celebrating the fifth anniversary of you asking me this question."
- Mitch Hedberg - inactive, on 04/22/2008, -0/+2...and sphincter.
- skhisma, on 04/23/2008, -0/+1Agreed - this is utter *****. If i needed or wanted advice on how to suck up i'd ask everyone else in the company. Thank you, no. I'd prefer to do good work instead.
- antdude, on 04/22/2008, -0/+1Hey Ryan, this is your HR. Drop by my office tomorrow.
- dives425, on 04/22/2008, -0/+1How about just do a really kick ass job, have a pleasant personality, a good attitude, and most important of all, don't read stupid articles on how to talk to your boss.
- fokov, on 04/22/2008, -0/+1Fight Club...great movie.
- CaviMike, on 04/22/2008, -0/+1Honestly, if someone asked me any of those questions, I'd ask them if they had been reading too many self-help books. I would also have a hard time taking any of them seriously, especially the ones asking if I thought they could take on a task. If you don't know if you can, what kind of confidence is that going to show me?
- WreckerOne, on 04/22/2008, -2/+3"What areas do I need to develop to advance my career?"
Your boss couldn't care less about your career. The only career conversation you should have with your boss is to notify him/her that you're moving on to better things. - Bodhammer, on 04/22/2008, -0/+1Ineffectual Middle Management Suckups
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUIQX5esnNo - bigd2112, on 04/22/2008, -0/+1......repeatedly.
- flipcritic, on 04/22/2008, -0/+1A CNN article getting on the front page?
- ShempRider, on 04/22/2008, -0/+1I knew I could count on you. :P
- antdude, on 04/23/2008, -0/+1No, you're fired.
- yoshman, on 04/22/2008, -0/+1I ain't your pal, buddy!
- brkhobowriter, on 04/22/2008, -1/+1I probably can't spell.
- ShempRider, on 04/22/2008, -4/+3Uwe Boll?
I really don't care.
Who is he?
alright, i'm being duplicitous, but still... - Chaulis, on 04/22/2008, -2/+1Not meant to be.
- antdude, on 04/22/2008, -2/+1Your boss has a donkey? [grin]
- Yokohead, on 04/22/2008, -3/+1If someone really found this article useful they probably have much bigger questions to be asking themselves.
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