What is Digg?Sponsored by newegg
Tired of paying the man? Ultra Low Emissions Vehicle 41 MPG highway view!
newegg.com - Enter for your chance to win Smart Prize Packages from WD and Newegg.
666 Comments
- JMilton, on 07/08/2009, -7/+515How about this skill? Learn to reinstall your Windows and maintain your PC, because I'm not doing it for you anymore and I don't care if your wife is gonna find all those sluts you've been downloading and I don't give a ***** if your machine has more viruses then a biological warfare lab. It's your ***** responsibility to keep your computer from showing pop up windows of bestiality to your offspring.
- Roguecop, on 07/08/2009, -5/+42215. Open a bra from the front. 16. Open a bra from the back.
- fanfablebig, on 07/08/2009, -13/+270Cook the perfect steak is something only your dad can do.
- JoeHague, on 07/08/2009, -2/+233Real men swim freestyle/
- TobiasParker, on 07/08/2009, -11/+221Jackin it on the couch in front of your PC with Rachel Maddow on the TV in the background?
...anybody? - JT3989, on 07/08/2009, -11/+201cause all women have to know how to do is cook and clean.
- cubicledrone, on 07/08/2009, -5/+180Here are the basic skills for a man:
1. Stay out of bankruptcy in a world where other people can discontinue your income and obligate you to expenses.
2. Stay married in a world where your "wife" can unilaterally dissolve your family and leave you with the bill.
3. Stay employed in a world where "employers" are willing to hire people they've never met if they are one cent cheaper. - mecharabbit, on 07/08/2009, -2/+16317. Find the clitoris. Ah, screw it, I'm already done.
- pingpants, on 07/08/2009, -3/+151Practice these life skills in your man cave.
- inactive, on 07/08/2009, -7/+151the ability to induce female orgasm will take like half of those items of the list.
- Brew, on 07/08/2009, -1/+13117. Do 15 and 16 without her realizing.
- Ghostalker, on 07/08/2009, -16/+129Real men drive stick. You don't "drive" an automatic, you're merely along for the ride.
- WalkerTXclocker, on 07/08/2009, -1/+113and get naked.
- ricksite, on 07/08/2009, -2/+108I just threw a punch and my wife got mad at me not only for throwing her punch but also because I had gotten into her scrapbooking stuff without her permission.
- novakaine, on 07/08/2009, -8/+105I really think the majority of these "man" sites must be run by women...these things are so cliche.
- Gguillorn, on 07/08/2009, -5/+1014. Stay cheerful in a world where horrible ***** apparently happened to cubicledrone!
- LordVance, on 07/08/2009, -0/+93My father has been a butcher for thirty years. I will never posses the skill that man has with a knife, or a piece of meat. When I have children of my own, I will have to either admit to them that I am not a real man, or never let them eat steak at my fathers house. If they do, they will surely know he is their true master and I am but a lowly servant that takes care of them when he is not around.
- vizerei, on 07/08/2009, -3/+92Man-Fail.
- thejackyl, on 07/08/2009, -3/+89Nonsense. Men shouldn't need to sew ever. If your interviewer was a man he should have said "I notice your sport coat is missing a button, probably because you were out fighting bears earlier and it got ripped off. You obviously are a total badass, welcome aboard! You want a beer?"
- ptFoe, on 07/08/2009, -2/+87#15 the ability to not read lists to know they are a man.
- smackydoodle, on 07/08/2009, -5/+8615.) tell people to ***** off when they tell you what you should or shouldn't do
- zatyka, on 07/08/2009, -7/+87It doesn't matter if you ever plan on doing it, but every man should know how to properly throw a punch.
- Pinkertinkle, on 07/08/2009, -2/+81with two fingers at most, of course
- leeg, on 07/08/2009, -1/+69It may just be my OCD speaking but I would be embarrassed if the wiring on my home theatre looked like that picture.
- PixelMagic, on 07/08/2009, -0/+66ಠ_ಠ
- djambo, on 07/08/2009, -9/+72 Regardless of whether it's phasing out or not, if you can't drive a stick shift, you don't know how to drive.
- Roobix, on 07/08/2009, -0/+61Feel the digging power of a wave of angry geeks!
Couldn't agree with you more btw. - below413, on 07/08/2009, -1/+62Really not that hard. Pinch the two sides of clasp together and make a snapping motion with thumb and finger. I got it on like the 2nd try. On my blowup doll of course, since I know I'll get shot down for saying it was with an actually girl.
- chodge89, on 07/08/2009, -0/+56Not if your car gets a flat en route to your destination.
- NathanielJ, on 07/08/2009, -9/+64Why are these specific to men?
- passedoutghost, on 07/08/2009, -0/+55My dad can do all of those things, but every time something goes wrong with the computer he calls me. Half the time I don't even know what I'm doing, I just google the ***** problem and follow the steps.
- TheInformer, on 07/08/2009, -3/+56If you can make your woman squeal on a regular basis, anything else is optional.
- LordVance, on 07/08/2009, -5/+56Meh, I used to think that as well. Then I got a job that required traveling a through 20 minutes of constant stop-and-go traffic to and from work; there are times when I prefer a manual, and there are times that I ***** absolutely hate it.
- WiretapStudios, on 07/08/2009, -3/+5319. Surprise buttsecks.
- burningrobot, on 07/08/2009, -2/+52You might not even be a man, better double check.
- burningrobot, on 07/08/2009, -0/+48Actually my dad has this tendency to burn most of what's on the grill. Fortunately, that's not a trait I inherited, and now I'm in charge of the grill.
- MeatMountain, on 07/08/2009, -23/+7015. Bury this article for being worse twaddle than Dr. Phil.
- FortyCaliber, on 07/08/2009, -2/+49Then you will die.
- pixelguru, on 07/08/2009, -2/+4815. Undo a bra with one hand (regardless of clasp location).
16. profit - elliam, on 07/08/2009, -0/+44he's referring to the location of the clasp, not the man
- beetrixi, on 07/08/2009, -1/+44My Ex had all those skills, but he was a raging *****.
- Pinkertinkle, on 07/08/2009, -23/+65"At some point, just about everyone comes across a situation when they need to drive someone else’s car, and there’s a pretty decent chance that car will be stick. You’ll want at least a vague familiarity with it."
With the domination of the automatic transmission, this won't be an issue for very much longer. - calvincooper66, on 07/08/2009, -2/+4218. Pull out.
- vizerei, on 07/08/2009, -1/+40Until he teaches you.
- inactive, on 07/08/2009, -4/+43The breaststroke definitely. Guys really size each other up by how well they do the breaststroke.
This should be titled "Some things every guy should know, plus some other stuff my girlfriend *thinks* every guy should know that I let her add onto it for me because I was too hungover to finish this article before deadline" - Smalldude76, on 07/08/2009, -2/+41I have to undress mine every night before bed. Pathetic.
- inactive, on 07/08/2009, -0/+38wow your dad taught you, mine fed me some ***** about earning things. I replaced that skill with knowing Tuesday was steak night at dads.
- anogenic, on 07/08/2009, -2/+4020. Give a woman an orgasm with your tongue
- FTWmovin2canada, on 07/08/2009, -0/+37Wait... breaststroke was referring to a swimming technique? Oh...
- bdbr, on 07/08/2009, -2/+39Small cars are a lot zippier with a manual transmission. They're very common in countries where gasoline is expensive (and cars are small). If you don't believe it, test drive a small car in both manual and automatic, and feel the difference. If gasoline gets expensive in the US, don't expect them to "phase out".
-
Show 51 - 100 of 679 discussions
© Digg Inc. 2009
— Content created and posted by Digg users is