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- Dradis, on 12/17/2007, -2/+8Mistake #1: Going to a strip club.
Call me crazy, but sitting in some ***** room filled with guys with erections as they stare at fake ***** just doesn't do it for me. - meshman, on 12/17/2007, -0/+6Isn't going to a strip club a little like going to a restaurant to watch other people eat when you're hungry?
- fluidfoundation, on 12/17/2007, -0/+4#11, Not Changing Your Pants That Some Flea Infected Crotch Jockey Has Been Grinding On All Night Before You Go Home To Kiss The Wife Goodnight.
#12, Keeping The Above Mentioned Pants In The Car For The Said Wife To Find The Next Day, Or To Make The Car Smell Like Crotch Sweat.
#13, Giving The Stripper Your Credit Card
#14, Forgetting the Purell
#15, Drinking Your Mortifying Overprice Drink Out The Crack Of Some Girls Ass
#16, Drinking A PBR Out Of The Crack Of Some Girls Ass
#17, Not Convincing Your Buddy Its Fine To Drink Their Drink Out Of Some Girls Ass
#18, Attending ANY "Gentleman's Club" In Thailand.
#19, Thinking Going To The Clairmont Lounge In Atlanta Was Going To Be a Good Idea.
#20, Thinking That A Second Trip To The Above Mentioned Club Would Be Any Different. - lokee73, on 12/17/2007, -0/+2I like strip clubs in theory; but I just can't get past the fact it's nothing more than a business transaction as intimate as an ATM withdrawal.
- josefresco, on 12/17/2007, -0/+2a gentleman's club isn't all bad, especially if your bring some ladies with you .. and keep in mind that's it's just a "show" ... too many guys get drunk and attached (that's where things get ugly)
- neognostic, on 12/17/2007, -0/+1I've had great fun in strip clubs, the secret is to not act as if this is the first time you've seen a naked women, and then pay just a slight amount of attention to them. I've had them buy me drinks, give me free dances and been invited to special parties. I've had the pleasure of taking several girls home, and one of them even invited her smoking hot girl friend along for a very interesting night.
- lokai, on 12/17/2007, -1/+2People actually take this "G" guy seriously and think he's handing out solid advice? Scary. Gentleman's clubs aren't anything special. Spend all of your money while you watch girls writhe around, pretending to have some form of talent as far as dancing goes. Wow. Fun times. Those places are only fun when your girlfriend comes with you.
- fant0m, on 12/17/2007, -0/+1And the fact that you don't get to go home with them is like getting slapped with the $2.00 ATM fee.
- UncleCrapper, on 12/17/2007, -0/+1I completely agree. I can't recall a single occasion that I have had fun at a strip club. Now a bar, that's a different story.
If you are somehow suckered into going, number two would have be: thinking that the girls actually give a ***** about you. They don't. - daivos, on 12/17/2007, -1/+1I haven't been to a strip club in years, and besides my college days, I've only gone for bachelor parties and special occassions. But I have to love the higher-than-thou comments in this thread. Remind me never to invite you stiffs to a party. Truth be told, strip clubs are great fun under the right circumstances. Personally, I've never regretted a night that might have ended in a strip club adventure. Lighten up.
- manicallday, on 12/17/2007, -1/+1Whatever, this list sucks. Here's all you need to know.
Stranglehold is the usually the longest song in the catalog.
Negotiate. Negotiate. Negotiate. I don't care for what it's for. Have a price and stick with it.
Groups can help. Most strippers are attention whores. So if your in a big group it makes it easier to egg them on to do more outrageous stuff, such as stripper on stripper action. It may cost you a $500, but if there's 10 of you that's really nothing. She and her partner are making $250 for 45 min of work so they are not going to complain. You just have to talk them into it.
Strippers love coke, if you can get some before going it can really help with the negotiation process. - inactive, on 12/17/2007, -1/+1It is if you have no game or money.
- inactive, on 12/17/2007, -4/+1Dradis,
Sounds like you are focusing on the wrong thing. You should check out the girls not the guys.
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