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web.stcloudstate.edu — We have all had 'that teacher'. This guy didn't understand ANYTHING, and he is a DOCTOR. Now, personally, I am a really bad web designer. Why? Because this guy was my teacher! A favorite quote from this guy (in a South African accent): "Web designers work for peanut money." (What he meant: They work for peanuts)

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  • MLyzz, on 10/14/2007, -3/+404read the scrolling text "I cannot not teach you anything....."
    • mlerner, on 10/12/2007, -180/+65"read the scrolling text "I cannot not teach you anything.....""

      Yes you can, you've just used a double negative.
    • FartyMcPooPants, on 10/12/2007, -0/+97Reminds me of a lecturer I had once.

      He was so obsessed with reading his own overhead slides (No powerpoint for this IT professor) that quite literally you could start juggling in the theatre without him noticing.

      Oh we also danced the Can Can, and did a mexican wave, yet still he kept on talking, and talking, and reading his own slides, never looked up once.

      Now that was a lecturer who would be happy with a statement like 'I cannot not teach you anything'

      Luckily the rest of the teaching staff were a lot more competent.
    • whymanwhy, on 10/12/2007, -4/+195Wow ITT tech grads really stepped up the quality of their work.
    • retral, on 10/12/2007, -2/+527He's breaking at least 2 laws.. Examples:

      1. Copyright infringement.
      2. Pink text.
    • 1021, on 10/12/2007, -60/+7hahah "Cloud State University," what a fitting title.
    • otheruser, on 10/12/2007, -13/+258best. website. ever.
    • Buga, on 10/12/2007, -5/+63His mugshot reminds me of Peter in FG when he explains that black dudes never smile in photos
    • ryland2, on 10/12/2007, -31/+7This Is not the first time this has happend, not saying this is a dupe, but a while back, another horrible webite was on digg and it to was made by a teacher- anyone got a link?
    • zweben, on 10/12/2007, -4/+377As a web designer myself, let me just say thank you. Thank you for rasing my self confidence by posting this.

      Now I know that even if I get hit by a truck, lose both my hands, and the visual cortex of my brain, I can move the mouse with my face and get a job as a web design teacher at St. Cloud State University.
    • shadcrkd, on 10/12/2007, -4/+447Makes myspace look pro.
    • DurkaMcDurk, on 10/12/2007, -34/+4we... we know myspace isn't the ugliest website ever now...

      -edit... damnit shadcrkd beat me....
    • birkoph, on 10/12/2007, -31/+10Is this a pron site?

      Notice at the bottom

      "Want to have some fun?"
    • BigDane, on 10/12/2007, -35/+6my god. Accept Jesus in your life
    • neoknight, on 10/12/2007, -1/+147Miss Dolphin!!!! You are the NO.1!

      I've been inspired.
    • DoctaStooge, on 10/12/2007, -0/+79"I am a teacher covered under the "fair use law""

      Why would you need to put this down?
    • mdeimel, on 10/12/2007, -0/+31This is so sad.... I actually graduated from this school (CSAB Accredited believe-it-or-not), and it just goes to show that everything I learned I had to teach myself.

      (CSAB is the Computer Science Accreditation Board)
    • D3koy, on 10/12/2007, -2/+39I hope this man is new to English...like learned it a few days ago...
    • Pifko, on 10/12/2007, -0/+46He linked to this:
      http://allfunpages.com/inthevalley.shtml

      from his "Want to have some fun?" link

      Is that his idea of fun?...wow
    • Pilot85, on 10/12/2007, -17/+3It's Saint Cloud State University, not Cloud State University. And we own them on the ice. Go UND.
    • MrMcMonkey, on 10/12/2007, -15/+2go gophers
    • DarkSenay, on 10/12/2007, -20/+1***** the Gophers and Huskies, go Sioux
    • MattVort, on 10/12/2007, -9/+49http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http://web.stcloudstate.edu/aoolagunju/

      Yuk. Look at all those errors.

      Worst. Website. Ever.
    • mraustin1337, on 10/12/2007, -0/+37Guys just remember...

      This Site is used for education! I have nothing to sell!!!
    • Svoma15, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15"I cannot not teach you anything but I can help you to discover the ability within you if you allow me. It would be nice if I also help you to master how to fish rather than giving you a piece of fish each day."
    • VANOS, on 10/12/2007, -2/+53Have we all forgotten about the CYBER D-SIGN CLAN?

      http://www.kwota.net/cdc/default.htm

      SERIOUSLY!? You forgot about that? They are PROFESSIONAL web designers, not some silly professor. Word.
    • mikedpirone, on 10/12/2007, -0/+35I like how his "My Faith" links to a .mht file.
    • burty89, on 10/12/2007, -2/+11@mlerner: Great IT Crowd Reference :) Not sure why you're being buried...
    • inferno10, on 10/12/2007, -0/+19"He's breaking at least 2 laws.. Examples:

      1. Copyright infringement.
      2. Pink text."

      Not to mention you need at least 3 different programs to view the other links on his site. That's enough to drive any virus-aware person crazy!
    • milkfat, on 10/12/2007, -1/+34@MattVort

      Yeah, right... that page isn't nearly as bad as this one:

      http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http://www.google.com
    • polymorphist, on 10/12/2007, -4/+33Wow...1000+ digg and his site is still surviving...
    • cracell, on 10/12/2007, -0/+27This is my new homepage.
    • fael, on 10/12/2007, -2/+14teh man g0t m4d css sk1llz
    • ph3rny, on 10/12/2007, -2/+61The 1990s called...

      They want their website back

      and the sixties want the hot pink text back from the 1990s that stole it
    • outhouseinput, on 10/12/2007, -0/+30Uh...did anyone else notice that this guy has a TON of published work and he is a graduate of MIT for like 4 degrees? Look at his resume!
    • cawpin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14Wow, nothing like a 13 page resume...maybe he could teach that next.
    • cptn_cardboard, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8From my school:
      http://www.pierce.ctc.edu/chemistry/home.htm
      http://www.pierce.ctc.edu/biology/
      http://www.pierce.ctc.edu/Theatre/piercecollegetheatre.html
    • TomP, on 10/12/2007, -8/+4I cannot not teach you anything but I can help you to discover the ability within you if you allow me. It would be nice if I also help you to master how to fish rather than giving you a piece of fish each day.
    • mcottier, on 10/12/2007, -0/+26His about me page opens in a word document!
    • macmcrae, on 10/12/2007, -5/+14Bwahahahah!
      Irrefutable evidence of why college is a scam.
    • aussieNickuss, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10"Web designers work for peanut money." (What he meant: They work for peanuts).

      I'm sure with those designs he would.
    • davidsmero, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13The site was actually great looking, I just defaced it.
    • 8ight, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2@mlerner, i'm with burty89. i looked at your buried comment expecting some inmature comment... and was i pleased to see a little IT crowd instead! =)

      as for the page, i think it looks like a put on to me. it just doesn't seem right... and that wrong sort of way.
    • iamdecal, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8nah, im not so sure, look at the stuff he links too
      http://www.funofun.com/babyboogie.htm
      despite the "last revision date" i bet this site hasnt been updated since 1995, how good was YOUR site back then ?
    • Nobi-Wan, on 10/12/2007, -4/+9Ahaha....ahahahahhahahahHAHAHAHAH!!!

      I can't believe someone actually put that image on the side of a company van for their business.

      http://www.kwota.net/cdc/template_2_files/image015.jpg
    • distrbnce, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1I cannot not teach you anything but I can help you to discover the ability within you if you allow me. It would be nice if I also help you to master how to fish rather than giving you a piece of fish each day.
    • adz999, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11HAHA Homer Simpson made a better site!
    • shawnanigans, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13@D3koy - I hope this man is new to English...like learned it a few days ago...

      I hope this man is new to vision.
    • EmmSee, on 10/12/2007, -3/+3Sweet. Fancy. Moses.
    • Akaji, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2@VANOS: I will never forgive you for making me aware that such a site/group exists. Now excuse me while I boil some water and pour it in my eyes to dull the pain.
    • anonyjames, on 10/12/2007, -0/+50I had this teacher the first semester he was at St. Cloud State. Here's a few things he did:

      One day he was lecturing about people being disrespectful (I believe it was after someone corrected him on the fact that VLAN's don't sort traffic by TCP Port, but everything he taught was wrong so it may have been something else). Then he told a story from his past teaching job (at I believe an all-black college, where he couldn't declare racism) about some student that wrote a terrible teacher review, then afterwards, would say hi to him in the hallway like nothing happened. Then a student in my class asked "but aren't those anonymous?" He replied angrily "well, you can tell by the handwriting". Then, he continued to go on about how some day we'll be applying for grad school, or applying for a job, or running for president. And they might not talk to him, but, teachers talk to each other, and you won't get away with that.
      The lesson is, if you write about his poor performance on the anonymous teacher review, he'll try to sabotage your life.

      Worst teacher ever. And the head of the Stats department (Computer Networking and Applications was in the Stats department) had no balls and buckled under his threats of racism lawsuits, and did nothing.

      After one of the students got kicked out of the class (which was completely against SCSU policy, as he didn't meet any of the requirements before a student can get kicked out), we passed around a petition that said the student didn't break any of the policies, and it was unlawful to kick him out. All but 2 students signed it. They still didn't let him back in. When we did our anonymous reviews, a number of students were worried that he'd sabotage their careers if they wrote a negative review, so we passed around a supplementary review, with a lot of yes no or multiple choice questions about the unethical things he's done in class, as well as the constant factual errors in his teacher. They still did nothing.
    • WikiEasy, on 10/12/2007, -12/+7That site is better than 99% of myspace profiles! At least he doesn't have:

      - 100 animated GIFs in one page
      - 30 videos all playing at the same time
      - 20 music tunes playing at the same time
      - animated background
      - 50 flash animations
      - unreadable text on strange background

      To me the site is obviously a fake. I played the same prank on a bunch of friends a few years back, and made them give me critique on my site. It was so fun watching some of them squirm but pretend they actually liked it. Hehe.

      Oh and the guy looks like some character from 419 eater.
    • Agret, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2"by shadcrkd 4 hours ago
      Makes myspace look pro."
      Hey now let's not say things we can't take back. More like myspace makes this guys page look awesome.
    • kutza, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2WTF?! His "Want to have some fun?" URL links to "Dear Abbey"...
    • pingveno, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3@milkfat
      The reason that Google has so many errors is that they broke the rules to make the size of their HTML smaller. Considering how many hits their front page gets per day, the broken rules could save them thousands of dollars.
    • manova, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2@outhouseinput
      He does not have degrees from MIT, they look like certificates of completion for single classes. His EdD is from UNC Greensboro, MS from Queen's University, and BS from Ahmadu Bello University.

      Also, if you look at his published work, most of them are presentations. It is much easier to get a presentation accepted at a conference than a paper in a journal (I remember a story not too long ago where a group submitted several fake computer generated babel to a CS conference and most of the papers were accepted). Now to give the guy some props, he has generated some major grant funding.

      @cawpin
      There is nothing wrong with a 13 page resume in academics. I have seen many vitae (academic resumes) that are 20-30 pages. Even got a 50 page one once, but he dumped everything he had ever done into it. Most people at that point start culling it down.
    • lintmonkey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Worst. Threadjacking. Ever.
    • afx1, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Did anyone bother to see his browser title?
    • Flegg, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1leave the poor guy alone
    • safariscotch, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0OMFG. STC state needs to spend more $ getting better prof. Sad just sad. If I had that guy for a professor, all I'd sit around on an inherited lawn couch BBQing and drinking beer. That and the hokey games GO HUSKIES!!!
    • ThePortlander, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0My first post yeahhh . Anyways that is the most pitiful attempt at a website and they let this guy teach WTF. My 6 month old son has made better websites in his diaper and those are made out of *****.
    • rekka, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Scrolling text in comic sans would be the ultimate eye-rape. Hear that MySpace? I throw down the gauntlet.
  • tekwiz2k4, on 10/12/2007, -9/+23OMFG!!
    • EtherGnat, on 10/12/2007, -0/+105Hey, somebody has to teach people how to design MySpace pages.
    • igjoe, on 10/12/2007, -0/+62My web design teacher told us to open up "foxfire" today and all I wanted to do was cry. Not to mention the graphics on her website looks like my 3rd grade trapper keeper... I feel MYlzz's pain.
    • doctorcaligari, on 10/12/2007, -0/+165All the teachers I work with call Firefox "Foxfire"...after the billionth time, I just stopped correcting them and took up drinking.
    • gogna, on 10/12/2007, -15/+1My teacher forced us to do orrible things.. like using tags.. and .. and .. It.. it was terrible for purists like me :'(
    • stevemchey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10@gogna - What's wrong with tags? I use them all the time... Now, tables... that might be another issue...
    • cbreaker, on 10/12/2007, -0/+49@foxfire comments:

      At least they didn't have you open the "Internet" by clicking the big E on the desktop.
    • cbergeron, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15Perhaps that is why St Cloud State is such a world renowned University.

      Get good grades in High School kids. Good Universities have good teachers.
    • Rhombazoid, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16On a somewhat unrelated note, my teacher finally upgraded to IE7... when it asked her to turn on the phishing filter she let out a big sigh and declared "this new stuff is just too much for me." Where do school systems find these people anyway?
    • doctorcaligari, on 10/12/2007, -4/+16@ Rhombazoid

      It's called getting old. After age 35, most people don't want to have to learn anything new. I literally hear the phrase "I'm tired of learning this new stuff" on a daily basis.

      The cut-off point seems to be 1995. If someone graduated from high school or college before then, they most likely didn't have to use computers or the internet much for their work (unless it was your major or hobby). After that, you have at least some working knowledge and are adept at computer/internet use. If I hadn't gone to college, I would be in the same boat. I used a typewriter for all my papers until 1996, when I had to take a mandatory computer class.
    • BigKitty, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6@doctorcaligari,
      There are a few exceptions - I have 30 years of IT experience...yikes...still learning all the time...
    • rajulkabir, on 10/12/2007, -4/+0"The cut-off point seems to be 1995. If someone graduated from high school or college before then, they most likely didn't have to use computers or the internet much for their work (unless it was your major or hobby)."

      Maybe if they went to a lousy school.

      When I started college, 10 years before your cutoff date, the first thing they did was give us an email account. I was required to take at least one online course, and I had several professors who preferred to receive papers emailed rather than on paper. Everyone I know who went to this university (which is a lot of people - it's a big place) is comfortable with computers today. I was a liberal arts major; I don't think I knew more than a handful of engineering students and I definitely don't know anyone who graduated compsci.
    • BarneyXP, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5@rajulkabir "I was required to take at least one online course"

      You went to college in 1985 and you were taking online courses wow. Sorry if I look like a noob I wasn't aware that they had online courses back then. I should hope you know a bit about the internet today.
    • buadach, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1@Dr Caligari

      Speak for yourself. I took my Computer Studies O'level (UK High School) in 1984 and I am now 38 and my mother was a computer programmer until her retirement last year. Computers have been around for a lot longer than you think.
    • xigxag, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I had to suffer through something similar last semester at tech school. The instructor teaching web design hadn't evolved yet. He was afraid of learning any scripting or flash, and had just started learning CSS. Sheesh, it drove me crazy.
  • MadScientist420, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12Wow that's awful.
    • cbergeron, on 10/12/2007, -0/+31Is that dolphin cleaning out his ear?

  • rholloway, on 10/28/2007, -1/+149The only thing missing was, "this is my website".
    • mfearby, on 10/12/2007, -0/+84No, the only other thing missing is a pointless intro page saying "Click here to go to my web site".
    • eon1713, on 10/12/2007, -17/+13or "Hello World".
    • saska, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8It made me wish for that endless 404 message that looks like it's from Hal's bipolar GPU.
    • Jerim, on 10/12/2007, -1/+25Don't worry guys, I am sure he will implement the blink tag as soon as he finds out there is one.
    • Chompy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+19How about "Under Construction"? Hello 1998!
    • NewChar, on 10/12/2007, -1/+28"I LIEK MILK"

      http://www.generation.nl/~hitoshi/
    • TenebrousX, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11or "Welcome to my home in cyberspace"
    • rynoon, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18"Milk is nice drink. I drink 3-4 pints most day.

      I live alone.

      Who is want to come to Tokyo. Have extra bedroom my house."

      That's one of the saddest thing's I've ever read. :(
    • Portwineboy, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9I was going to say he's also missing dancing babies, but alas, he isn't...

      http://www.funofun.com/babyboogie.htm
    • rowanjl, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10This is for anyone, who was disappointed that their eyes didn't start bleeding: http://pixelcarnage.net/Garbage/horror.html (View source fro an extra scream)
    • lintmonkey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2WARNING: Not usign Netsace Explorer, pelease download from www.netscape.com!
    • mconnors, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0it needs the little flipping mail icon and the construction guy
  • Solardog, on 10/28/2007, -2/+84I made a more cohesive website when I was 12 with absolutely no training at all. Wow.
    • DeflatorMouse, on 10/12/2007, -14/+5This site is so bad that even I made a better site when I was 16 ... in 1988!
    • JacNet, on 10/12/2007, -35/+10Bleh, i'm 12 now and can do MUCH better webdesign than this. I have never had a webdesign teacher and learnt by myself, but this is just too bad for words. :/
    • jamsea, on 10/12/2007, -2/+11Ha, this is actually worse then the first webpage I ever made in the 6th grade. I had a yellow background with blue letters, and did all the images in ms paint :P
    • Demagogue, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5812 year olds on digg.....

      wonderful.
    • jman8888, on 10/12/2007, -29/+3Im 14...
    • gwinerreniwg, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9@cheeseboy001: Don't you know? The teachers cannot teach them anything but they can help the poor spellers to discover the ability within themselves if they allow it. It would be nice if the teachers also help them to master how to fish rather than giving them a piece of fish each day.
    • cbergeron, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Heh, teh intarweb didn't exist when I was in 6th grade.
    • oalsaker, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1So did I and the web wasn't even invented when I was 12.
  • GaffleSnipe, on 10/12/2007, -1/+21MY teacher must have been one of this guys students.
  • robustyoungsoul, on 10/12/2007, -0/+71Needs more blink tags.
    • chanko, on 10/12/2007, -2/+34I could've used a little more cowbell
  • aikahanyou, on 10/28/2007, -0/+40Wow. That's awful beyond words.

    My first site ever at eleven was better than that *****. How does this guy get a job teaching web design? I mean, (a) who the hell gave him his doctorate? and (b) who the hell hired him to teach that class?

    EDIT: Oh, wow... most of his links aren't even to HTML documents. I'm crying inside.
    • doctorcaligari, on 10/12/2007, -1/+25In the education field, you only have to know a little about something to be considered a guru. It's pretty much "He/She knows alot about computers! Lets promote them". People with average computer intelligence are considered "experts" in many districts, when most of the high school students know more about technology than they do. Many of these "experts" also never update their knowledge, and fall behind the curve real fast. But since they used to know alot about Win3.1, they are still considered "experts". I should know. I work with them daily.

      It's like this: A pretty girl in a small town may look smoking hot. But she is just looks average when she gets to the big city.

      Thanks, Digg, for helping me stay informed.
  • TheJas, on 10/12/2007, -0/+26Man and at St Cloud State too. That place is usually so well respected. I mean, we all know the great reputation of St Cloud State.
    • skyanathema, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5isn't St. Cloud State is one with diversity issues...?
    • ronmexico, on 10/12/2007, -5/+4Yeah they do but they also have one of the best D-I hockey teams this year. Go Huskies!!!
    • megaloid, on 10/12/2007, -0/+22And I've heard that their web design program is extraordinary.
  • Digg4This, on 10/12/2007, -8/+11what the ***** kind of school is that? no wonder why this sux
    • ronmexico, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5It's the second largest university in Minnesota. They have a well respected Communications program but after seeing that...
    • cbergeron, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17They _had_ a well respected Communications Department...

    • lintmonkey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I think he communicated his point quite well.
  • joltjake, on 10/12/2007, -1/+25what the *****, that just put me in a bad mood.
  • goldfenix, on 10/28/2007, -2/+38Sadly, this is still better than many MySpace pages. At least here the text is still readable.
    • LethalAmbition, on 10/12/2007, -15/+2WTF are you talking about? My dog could make a better page than this *****!
    • drato, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9Have you ever considered this site might be better off it the text _weren't_ readable?
  • Bean945, on 10/12/2007, -6/+3Cute.
  • itsaghost, on 10/12/2007, -10/+3Needs moar valid xhtml/css tableless design.
  • omnithought, on 10/14/2007, -0/+103I love the dolphin jumping into his ear. That's class.
    • prockcore, on 10/12/2007, -0/+47I'm sorry, I can't hear you, I have a dolphin in my ear.
    • Gurubanks, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12Miss Dolphin #1 is telling him the world's secrets to eternal happiness in the valley with pink text and copyright infringement protection.

    • cbreaker, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Yea and I love the mangled proverb: "It would be nice if I also help you to master
      how to fish rather than giving you a piece of fish each day."

      It's like a bad Andy Kaufman impersonation.
    • FuzzyTheDuck, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0Yeah, so long and thanks for all the fish.
  • warchant, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2sadly..i had a web design teacher who's site was not much better
  • jrcarscadden, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Wow! I made sites better than this when I was younger as well.

    This guy is a teacher?

    I'll teach anyone for half of what they pay him!
  • patricktu, on 10/28/2007, -0/+53Web 0.1?
  • uberdesigner, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10Leave of absence? I wonder what guild he's a member of?
    • crilen007, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10With web design like that, he's prolly still playing Daggerfall.
  • TankerSV, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14Hello World...
    • gafasiesornivek, on 10/12/2007, -19/+7Hello *****, hey can you humans please stop driving giant SUV's and dumping toxic waste into me?

      thanks,
      World
    • TankerSV, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Indeed
  • TheDonNMikeShow, on 10/14/2007, -0/+40SCREW YOU ALL, I LOVES ME A ROLLIN' AROUND PANDA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • robdiggity, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9I've uh... I've heard that about you...
  • albinator, on 10/12/2007, -0/+26This is my web site design teachers web site (it is probably one of the worst websites i have seen)
    http://www.greenlakeschools.com/business/index.htm
    • LethalAmbition, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1what is this world coming to?
    • cracker42, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8Border much? That site makes me want to kill things.
    • lokoluis15, on 10/12/2007, -0/+28LMAO, I tried to see the assignments, but the link points to
      file:///H:/MPTC%20Classes/dreamweaver_site_construction/Class_Assignments.htm
      ,,,,:_:,,,,
    • mc7winkie, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I like the back to top link. It saves me so much energy as compared to moving my pointer finger onto the scroll wheel.
    • adstretch, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3@lokoluis15

      actually, pretty much every link on that page links to a folder, its like he didn't even try it out after he uploaded that steaming pile. he just let it fester.
    • FlindianaJones, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Hello, my name is gratutious table, and I've been raped by having excessive links put in me repeatedly for the last five years.
    • darnit, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5loko.

      as does the "How to do it" link:

      file:///H:/MPTC%20Classes/dreamweaver_site_construction/How_To_Do_It_Page.htm

      Jesus wept.
    • takamalak, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9Comic Sans. Classy.
    • jwpowless, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Thank God he listed the MSNBC web site link for me...I NEVER would have figured out that one on my own......
    • gavintlgold, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1How about this:

      http://www.millennialchild.com/

      My former teacher. I tried to fix it for him, but never ended up doing it. AAAA it's so ugly.
    • steal_apps01, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2wow hardcore html
  • Maniaca, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Well, there are doctors and then there are doctors. An Ed. D. is the bobblehead doll of the doctoral world. People get Ed. D degrees for writing about how nice their favourite teacher made them feel in kindergarten.
    • TheAkolyte, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5I remember how much my English teacher would go on about how ***** awesome she was for having an Ed. D. She would get pissed off if we didn't call her "Doctor Soandso.
    • robdiggity, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Seriously though, Mrs. Guahn kicked ass. She was very cool about the poopy pants and had the sweetest reading voice.
    • Wrathernaut, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1Hey, they may not know jack about the subject, but they sure can teach what they don't know well.

      Seriously though, unless they got a doctorate in education with an emphasis on computer science, do you really expect them to know the subject matter? Try getting a dentist to change your transmission and you'll get similar results.

      You sometimes have to pick something you're unfamiliar with to get a job.
  • Interex, on 10/12/2007, -3/+4WOW! Just wow! For a second there I thought I had fallen into a time warp and ended up back in the late 80's / early 90's and the horrible early years of AOL.

    You might want to get a refund on that course. ouch.
  • version30.x, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I seriously think that I used that same exact spinning globe on a university Website that I built back in 1996! I'm serious! It was hot at the time...
  • psyphen, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11Miss Dolphin, you are the No. 1!
  • cracker42, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Oh man... the links under "Want to have some fun?" are priceless.
    • glasgowm, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13"Okay I need to see how babies boogie and why"

      What the *****
      http://web.stcloudstate.edu/aoolagunju/amos1/fun.html

      7th one down
    • McLumpy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1When was the last time those pages he links to were updated? 1996?
    • bloodymad, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Well, I was actually scared of clicking on "Want to have some fun?", not knowing what would await me there...
    • Strangers, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Seeing as there's a george bush related page, surely he's updated this since 2001, and the page info gives it as 2005 :(
  • homestar14, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11What's up with the links' file types? Is it so hard to make an "About Me" page in html?
    • ZeroMP, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10Apparently it is really hard to make much of anything in .html

      :P
  • Shawnosaurus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4MLyzz, go ahead and get us this guys boss on this thread. I think we can all vouch as internet users that this guy's skills are horrible. Anonymously send it in or something. You have to fight the power!

    Animated spinning globes make me want to pee on lawns. Not sure why.
    • ringo380, on 10/12/2007, -1/+20I've had design teachers like that, and it never fails that I feel sorry for them. I have no ***** clue why. I'll bite the head off of any other professor who completely fails to display any competency of the subject they're teaching, but web design teachers just have this naive pride about them. As if they think they are passing on this great wealth of knowledge on to you. How do you spend any real amount of time on the internet, and then make something like this and claim to be a professional? I just have this initial, "Aww, the little guy thinks he can make a real live website, I don't want to say anything mean" mindset.

      Then I remember that I paid for this *****, and all sympathy fades away. *****.

  • movieman200x, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Good God! That is simply atrocious.
  • spect3r, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Miss Dolphin
    You are the No. 1!

    .....
  • HUKI365, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16"I am a teacher covered under the "fair use law"" - WTF?
  • shagen454, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12LOL, I like how you have to download a .doc file in the "about me" section.
  • AdmiralChuckles, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5My first web design instructor had an entire collection of animated GIF cats that he made himself... Cat working out... Cat laughing... Cat Sleeping... woooh college!
  • Embrace, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Wow, My girlfriends dad is a professer at St. Cloud State, this is depressing.
  • osirisx01, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11Um..... what the ***** is a panda doing on the bottom of the page?
  • heaintheavy, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1Thanks, just because we in Minnesota are a bunch of hicks, it doesn't mean you have to let the entire World Wide Web know, too...

    Oh, and somebody tell Famous Amos it is called "interactive" now.
    • swiseman, on 10/12/2007, -6/+2Just because you're a hick, it doesn't mean anybody here cares!
  • SuburbanDave, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10Why is this guy teaching web design? Because anyone that actually KNOWS web design wouldn't take the pay cut to become a teacher.
    • bacon_skoda, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Same thing for translators for HK movies.

  • etgggg, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1love the rolling panda lol
  • JonHs, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6I don't see Stevie Wonder teaching people to drive, so why is this man teaching web design? He is a disgrace.
  • eivissu, on 10/12/2007, -4/+3the early 90's called... they want their design back.
  • jakebarnes, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6Slow digg day...
  • orvtech, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2can we all run `ab -n 500 -c 500 http://web.stcloudstate.edu/aoolagunju/` at the same time tonight ?
    • ziki, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2and that does?
    • combatchuck, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10ab - apache benchmark

      He's asking for a DDoS because of a bad design. He's cool, or something.
  • Enchirito, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3<marquee> ftw!
  • dfunct, on 10/12/2007, -4/+1I'll go one better, we got a tutor the sack because he was certain that there was no such thing as CAT5e or CAT6 cabling. Oh and also that the only wireless technologys where Infrared and Microwave line of sight devices. I know its callous but I'm really not upset that we got him the sack
    • guregu, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12You better the sack your English professor also.
  • leftover, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3wtf is up with the 13 page resume in the "about me" link?
    • koick, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2How the hell do you think he got the job? He wowed them with his 13 pages of unrelated/inflated and potentially artificial claims.
  • seiha, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2i lold
  • MrUnderbridge, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10C'mon. This has to be a joke. Right? What the hell is "Miss Dolphin: You are the #1" with the dolphin jumping through a hoop that contains this guy's head? I refuse to believe this is real. I refuse. It's too good to be true.

    Sadly, I figured this would be another "bad" site that was old-school and not up-to-date with flashy graphics. But, oh no. For a minimalist site, I think it's about as bad as it could possibly be.
  • tombomb, on 10/23/2007, -1/+14Still better than 99% of the MySpace designs.
  • hockeycardguy9, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0He didn't even change the title. It looks like a school default title...
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