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Web 2.0 Burger Joint!

centernetworks.com — I'll take one Youtube, An AT&T, two Twitters, hold the Zune and a couple of Facebooks to go please.

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  • synthox, on 10/10/2007, -3/+45I will have the suprnova chili, hold the goatse please.
    • woojoo, on 10/10/2007, -5/+1I'd like a Digg or two, please. ;)
    • agarillon, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0Comment on that page is best:

      Submitted by Aaron on August 23, 2007 - 4:01pm.
      Subject: Burger is Patented, please Take down.

      I'm sorry but we've patented the burger (though some claim that prior burgers existed).

      Please stop selling burgers or we will be forced to get your landlord to take your space away.

      We will then sue you and your family (including those who don't sell burgers).

      You will be helpless, we will win.

      McRIAA (ha,ha your burger has been pnwed by us)
  • meshman, on 10/10/2007, -7/+15How is Microsoft's web site '2.0' exactly? It doesn't meet up to any of the daily changing definitions for it.
    • Lightspeed2, on 10/10/2007, -14/+1wow just wow, you are a complete fu--ing idiot
      • dajuggernaut, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5who the hell pissed in your cheerios??
      • arbulus, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Is that like one of those church signs?
        What's missing in fu--ing?
        CK!
      • Frosty122, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0***** i feel dumb i read that as fuing....
    • wassim2k, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1You're just jealous because they're no Linux burgers.
  • str3ama, on 10/10/2007, -1/+23AT&T would be a burger that looks really good before you buy it, but once you buy it - they take out the meat, they take out the lettuce, they take out the tomatoes and leave you with just some of their own special crusty sauce. When you complain, they deny having taken anything - even though can see the meat & vegetables in their hand.
    • arbulus, on 10/10/2007, -1/+7That is great.

      An addendum:
      They actively go out and buy up all of the other burger joints. if Burger Bar X won't sell out to them, AT&T destroys them and burns their building down. They do this until they are the only burger joint left. At which point you go in and order the burger and your analogy takes place. If you complain too much, they tell you to take your business elsewhere, but you realize there's no where else to go. At which point, they kick you in the nuts and spit in your face.
    • Lightspeed2, on 10/10/2007, -7/+2"When you complain, they deny having taken anything " I thought at&t was the burger, not the workers.

      here's another idiot who doesnt know how to form a correct analogy
  • africansk8er, on 10/10/2007, -20/+21"The Apple: The most beautiful burger ever."
    What the hell? Stupid fanboys...
    • ace277, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8Well that is Apple's reputation, even those who don't really like Apple products generally agree that they look pretty good.
      • Skanadian, on 10/10/2007, -6/+1They all look the same. Sorry though, I would take a Temple of Nod PC case over a Mac anyday.
    • Herbster1986, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2I'm not stupid, you're stupid... =(
    • tempusrob, on 10/10/2007, -1/+13Beautiful, sure, but then you find out there's only one way to eat it ... the way Apple thinks it should be eaten.
    • 00kentt, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1It would be the best looking, it would perform just as you expected and more. however it only comes in white or black. It has the addition option of being able to contain other burgers such as the windows or linux burgers.
  • SilentJay74, on 10/10/2007, -5/+2The POWNCE: You share this burger with everyone in your Pownce Social network and you each get a bite.
    The description on their site is dead wrong.
  • SilentJay74, on 10/10/2007, -2/+17The JOOST: You must have an invite to get one.
    • Atomic1fire, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2I thought it was
      you must have an invite to get one
      but while you eat it you get to watch famous people and animations eat the burger
  • therealNofutcha, on 10/10/2007, -2/+6so this guy says he actually went in and suggested all of these. I bet the minimum wage staff would have loved listening to some nerd making teh funnehs.
    • shortarabguy, on 10/10/2007, -5/+1This is actually kind of pathetic. He was in a cab, saw this joint on the way to wherever the hell he was going, STOPPED the taxi, and then walked in to suggest that they sell the following burgers. I've honestly never met anyone this hopeless in my entire life.
      • Daniel591992, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4are you kidding....he didn't actually do that...
        • therealNofutcha, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1"I went into brgr and made some suggestions for additions to their menu that follow the Web 2.0 theme. I thought you might be interested in them as well so here goes:"
  • Piedramente, on 10/10/2007, -2/+24Web 2.0 is the most abused and overused phrase out there
    • ChadMonahan, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2I agree. Since when was "an abbreviation" listed as one of the hundreds of web 2.0 definitions?
  • UtahApocalyse, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4No myspace?
    • synthox, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11Sorry no dollar menu
    • MacParrot, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4The MySpace Burger: You're only allowed to order one if you're a 13 year old girl or belong to an unknown band. Once ordered, every pedophile within 100 miles gets to watch you eat it.
  • DerikOlsson, on 10/10/2007, -7/+22 minutes popular and 39 diggs, and the server's crawling...

    The First Web 2.0 Burger Joint and 30 Menu Suggestions

    So today I am in a taxi in NYC and we are at a red light when I see the best name for a burger joint ever: brgr. It's totally Web 2.0! Remember the days before the Internet when every pest control company was named: AAAAAAAA Pest Control? It seems Web 2.0 names have invaded offline today as well! If you are interested, Gothamist has a review of the burger joint. I went into brgr and made some suggestions for additions to their menu that follow the Web 2.0 theme. I thought you might be interested in them as well so here goes:

    * The Mashable: Comes with 49 types of cheese, 16 sauces, 32 packets of salt and 9 varieties of beef.
    * The Calacanis: It's a simple burger, there are no fixins and you will not comment to the staff about the quality.
    * The Twitter: Small beef burger which may or may not arrive at your table but if it does, everyone will know you are eating it.
    * The Facebook: Burger comes without anything on it, you add whatever you like later on.
    * The Scoble: Burger comes with free video explaining how the burger was made, what's on the burger and a free Seagate burger manager.
    * The Digg: Twenty burgers are served tableside. Whichever burger receives the most amount of votes from the other guests is the burger which you shall eat. Some burgers will appear better than others.
    * The Skype: Burger will be missing one of the items you requested; the establishment will blame the store down the street for not including the missing item.
    * The Microsoft: It's not sure what type of burger it wants to be.
    * The Apple: The most beautiful burger ever.
    * The AT&T: Will be served with a side of 400 potatoes in a box even though you asked for no potatoes.
    * The Google: Upon purchasing The Google, all other burgers currently on order will be acquired by The Google.
    * The Zune: Probably tastes good but looks like crap.
    * The Revision3: Order this burger and get a coupon for a free The Digg burger to be used on your next visit.
    * The WebbAlert: This burger may be closer than it appears.
    * The MizPee: A directory of nearby toilets will be provided in case said burger does not agree with one's self.
    * The Ustream: You will watch another person eat a burger live.
    * The YouTube: You will watch yourself eat the same burger 1 million times.
    * The Pownce: See The Twitter burger
    * The SecondLife: You won't feel full after eating this burger.
    * The Read/WriteWeb: The smartest burger on the menu.
    * The GoDaddy: This burger comes with a variety of large-breasted women all of whom have nothing to do with burgers but don't they look good?
    * The Mahalo: The burger won't be fully cooked but it will come with a how-to on how to properly eat a burger.
    * The Valleywag: The staff won't check the ingredients for this burger, they just use whatever they are sent.
    * The Real: Comes with a string that once eaten, will follow behind you everywhere you go. No matter how hard you try, you can't remove the string.
    * The Crazy Egg: This burger will come with a heatmap showing how others ate the burger before you.
    * The Ryan Carson: The most organised, perfectly formed burger on the menu.
    * The Popurls: This burger will take pieces from the other burgers to make its own.
    * The Original Signal: Similar to the Popurls burger.
    * The Clicky: After you eat the burger, stats will be provided on fat consumption, miles to run to burn off burger, where the burger meat came from, and to what extent others may have eaten the same burger.
    * The Lending Club: If you can't afford this burger, they will help you get a loan to pay for the burger.

    So what burgers would you add to their menu?
    • elvisjulep, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1* The Ted Stevens: The burger patty is in the shape of a tube
  • MacParrot, on 10/10/2007, -5/+1Always hold the Zune please. Actually hold the 5th gen iPod video as well. Don't want either of them.
  • wontstoptalking, on 10/10/2007, -3/+0Oh, obviously "hold the Zune". And easy on the Google Video, I hate that stuff.
  • qred, on 10/10/2007, -6/+0Now I've seen EVERYTHING.
    • OHiggins, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5Have you seen a man eat his own head?
    • macweirdo42, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2OMG! You beat the Internet!? Did you use any cheat codes?
  • indyguide, on 10/10/2007, -8/+0http://www.xtremedirectory.com
    ↑ Handy link
  • Takuro, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Imagine if they actually followed his suggestions. The Digg would cost $30 to order, even though you're only eating the burger that got voted for.
  • Cink420, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1The Digg burger sounds rather inefficient on the burger joints part...
  • wontstoptalking, on 10/10/2007, -2/+0StumbleUpon: You don't know what you're going to get, but when you get it, you're going to hate it.
  • qred, on 10/10/2007, -5/+6My burgers:

    The Wikipedia Burger: Before this burger arrives, anyone is free to mess it up, add more lettuce, and spit on it.

    The Revver Burger: You don't pay the resteraunt, they pay you to eat the burger. But no one is allowed to say what they think of the burger.

    The Reddit Burger: Sort of like the Digg burger, but you can't eat it because it copied Digg and copiers are bad.

    The Answerbag burger: The people at the counter keep asking you "would you like this" and it never ends.

    The Flickr Burger: It looks perfect and beatiful (almost as much as the apple burger) but then it's so oddly-shaped and confusing to eat...

    The Yahoo! Burger: It belongs at Burger Joint 1.0. Not 2.0, but 1.0.
  • imperialbeast, on 10/10/2007, -3/+0The GoDaddy: This burger comes with a variety of large-breasted women all of whom have nothing to do with burgers but don't they look good?

    ROFL, its so true.
  • harvinator24, on 10/10/2007, -6/+1this burger and drink tast fly piss and flys.
  • Iravan, on 10/10/2007, -2/+0I love the Skype Comment: The Skype: Burger will be missing one of the items you requested; the establishment will blame the store down the street for not including the missing item.
  • joeycerone, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2The AT&T: Will be served with a side of 400 potatoes in a box even though you asked for no potatoes.
  • Lightspeed2, on 10/10/2007, -4/+1gred do you actually think anyone read your stupid comment?
  • phractured, on 10/10/2007, -3/+1thats on 7th avenue, I noticed this going byy it about 5 months ago, but I don't have a blog =[
  • Lightspeed2, on 10/10/2007, -4/+2dumbest article in a long time. wow you listed sites and their stereotypes and added burger at the end of each description, hilarious!
  • Lightspeed2, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3wow you listed sites, their stereotypes, and added burger at the end of their descriptions. sounds hilarious
    • Frosty122, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1at&T, and Microsoft are all websites? i thought they were companies
      • Lightspeed2, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1then how is that "web 2.0?" thanks for supporting my argument that the article is complete *****
  • MacParrot, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3The PirateBay Burger: It's actually another burger altogether but named for whatever you asked. After eating it, you discover that the quality wasn't quite what you expected and is loaded with sesame seeders. You're also never quite sure why, but you feel like you got a virus from it and suddenly 2000 people are asking you if you need herbal viagra.
  • MacParrot, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4The LimeWire burger: Just like the PirateBay burger but geeks laugh at you when you tell them you bought one.
  • MacParrot, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2The OSX86 Burger: Just as beautiful as the Apple burger, but is much less expensive until you find out it's nearly impossible to easily add condiments to it.
  • MacParrot, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2The Inkjet Printer Burger: Absolutely the cheapest, best looking Burger on the menu until you order it and discover it's only about 1-inch by 1-inch. Adding more of anything to it costs more than if you had spent the extra money to get the Laser Printer Burger and the owners of Inkjet Burger will sue the asses off anyone making ingredients for it besides themselves.
  • BryanUT, on 10/10/2007, -2/+7LOLCat burger:

    Can has cheez
    oh noes pickles
    k thx
  • mantismag, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1i work right by the place. they're a rather high end burger joint. expensive but good. not sure if it's worth it.

    interestingly they don't own brgr.com and their site http://www.brgr.us/ is coming soon.
  • Velguard, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2The MySpace - Gives you herpes.
  • tersch, on 10/10/2007, -1/+0The real Microsoft Burger:
    Even after you order it and pay for it you have to then prove that you actually bought it. They wave it in front of you but if you can't show them your receipt they nag you until you pay for it again. Because it's designed by Lawyers and Focus Groups, you think it is the best burger in the world, until you actually eat it. If you do start to enjoy it, then they take it away from you and ask for more money.
  • moryarti, on 10/10/2007, -2/+0The Blogger Burger: We will whine and moan while making your burger, then we'll serve it to other people at the resturant to tell you what they think of it.
  • alexerde, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1Seriously, I've been to Brgr 5 times or so, you can make your own burger and stuff its awesome. I love that place I'd highly suggest it! It's on 26th street and 7th avenue if your ever in NYC.

    And also to add on to the MySpace burger
    The Myspace - You get raped by and older man while eating it and the burger is ***** covered in glitter and is a whole other color.
  • wassim2k, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Linux burger: No top bun; toppings are on the side and must be assembled by you; comes on anti-Microsoft placemat, soda is warm because manufacturer doesn't have compatible ice cubes yet.

    Firefox burger: The menu takes 30 seconds to open. The pages are made of puzzle pieces that you have to put together before reading. You have to ask the waiter for the appetizer and drinks page, since it doesn't come with the menu by default. The waiter shows you what she wrote down on her order slip every time you add something to your order. After your order arrives, the waiter has you erase the items on the order slip before she throws it away.
  • 00kentt, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1The linux burger!
    Its free for anyone who wants it - You know in the end it tastes great but you just cant be bothered to make the entire brgr from scratch, learning how to grow wheat etc to make into buns, and where to find a cow with adequate beef.

    The iphone burger - you heard 1,000 stories about this burger, it looks great is the first of its kind. But if you have to hear one more digg story about it you may cry.
  • dcbebop, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1"The Digg: Twenty burgers are served tableside. Whichever burger receives the most amount of votes from the other guests is the burger which you shall eat. Some burgers will appear better than others."

    Note that guests can only comment on burgers by videos, podcasts and text. No pictures.
  • MaoSayWhat, on 10/10/2007, -1/+0That was pretty funny actually. But then again, I'm hungover. And that captcha recording kinda scares me.
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  • selen, on 07/12/2008, -0/+0It doesn't meet up to any of the daily changing definitions for it.
    Can has cheezthe waiter has you erase the items on the order slip before she throws it away.
    It looks great is the first of its kind.
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