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- Flankk, on 10/12/2007, -4/+77Most people don't become rich by blowing their coin on useless amenities. They're either smart or fortunate. Thus, "toilet paper for idiots" is more appropriate.
- famousdave, on 10/12/2007, -3/+47Black toilet paper? I don't care how rich you are, if your that dumb your not going to be rich for long.
- wibblewibble, on 10/12/2007, -7/+39Yeah and I want my toilet seat made from gold and heated and while your at it, I want a pony too.
- kelkitty, on 10/12/2007, -0/+22I think heating your toilet seat made of pure gold would be a rather bad idea, given the properties of gold... though I guess your cheeks would fit rather nicely in the imprint you made by sitting on it.
- Pharaoh777, on 10/12/2007, -3/+24Your toilet seat isn't heated?!? Do you live in a 3rd world country or something??
- Colbert, on 10/12/2007, -3/+24if you were really rich you would have someone wipe your butt for you.
- podean, on 10/12/2007, -1/+21"Said to be soft and silky..."
They didn't even let the developers test that *****.
"Hells no, this bitch is too expensive."
-Robert R.
Soft and Silky Inc - takeda, on 10/12/2007, -0/+20"Most people don't become rich by blowing their coin on useless amenities. They're either smart or fortunate. Thus, "toilet paper for idiots" is more appropriate."
Usually it's used by their sons and daughters, who blew out all the money inherited from their parents. - Forever-Zero, on 10/12/2007, -2/+21I guess that some people just don't feel rich enough using the bathroom while surrounded by plasma TVs, hot tubs, and gold plated showers. Apparently, their ass needs to feel silky smooth as well.
- Pharaoh777, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18You wipe your ass with Bounty?!? That's got to hurt!
- Urusai, on 10/12/2007, -6/+23I wipe my butt with rich people.
- VeganG, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18This stuff would make great TP'ing on Halloween. Just look at the orange and black color scheme! If you're gonna vandalize, vandalize in styyyyle.
- Arnold22, on 10/12/2007, -3/+20Of course they don't use dollar bills They use twenty's
- vsujohn2, on 10/12/2007, -7/+24So would this toilet paper be like cursing in the french language?
Please tell me someone gets that... - rideroyals, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12I would spend money on this just to try it :)
nothing wrong with making ur #2 feel even better - Crypty, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12I wipe my ass with live chinchillas.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12who the hell wipes these days anyway
- Fimus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11Are you kidding? His use of "your" was correct.
And even if it wasn't, who cares? - vistic, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11It's official: 10 out of 10 people with constipation don't give a crap.
- burke, on 10/12/2007, -4/+15Just don't try and take Fifty's toilet paper.
- bo0m, on 10/12/2007, -2/+12I don't care what any of you say. If I could afford to wipe my ass with silk, I'd do it.
- JohnboiWaltune, on 10/12/2007, -3/+13I have 3 beautiful slave girls to wipe my ass. Next time I take a dump, I'll ask them what kind of paper they use. I'm not sure if they speak English though. If I remember, I'll post here and tell you plebians.
- vistic, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Wouldn't silk be too smooth to actually pick anything up? That just seems like some smearing action going on there. You need some texture like Quilted Northern for the poo to grab on to!
- Jimtac, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9Have you ever tried to buy toilet paper at a convenience store? The price of this stuff seems less outrageous when you consider the quality of what you are getting, compared to the 8 bucks for four rolls @ 7-11 at 2am.
- mikew101, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8This really isn't that expensive. I have seen some higher quality Charmin go for $8.00 for a four pack, and Charmin is an everyday brand. However I still agree with everyone that says only morons would use this. I bet bill gates uses generic.
- lukeo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8I just ordered 400 rolls.... Now when people come to my house they will think I'm both rich and stupid. HA! Jokes on them! I'm neither....
- ganlet, on 10/12/2007, -2/+10doesnt it say something about us that a story about rich peoples toliet paper makes it to front page.
im included I
A. dugg it
B. took the time to read the comments / write my own - tek1024, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8@fungifred
That was almost funny ... A for effort though :) - toppgun, on 10/12/2007, -4/+11only athletes and rappers would buy this. they have no money management skills. they spend 20% of their fortune on one car or one piece of bling. they are the idiots who would buy this. not wall street broakers or hedge fund managers. they are too smart to waste money on this
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7My goal in life is to be wealthy enough to buy a bidet. Thanks to digg, I know what I'll use when drying my posterior.
- Clbck, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6As of v3, Digg is no longer a technology site.
"What is Digg?
Digg is a user driven social content website. " - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6And here I thought I was the only one
- Bigbro69, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5But yet you still don't know how to click on the right reply button.
- nphp20, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5You mean a bidet??
ass washing fountain lol - neoknight, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5What no Swarovski Crystals?
- khafra, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Oprah owns a solid gold toilet seat. This in no way invalidates the idiot thing.
- Ltgeo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Down here is Australia we don't have freakin heated toilet seats.. It's hot enough as it is!! Maybe in a few of the alpine snow towns they might but normal sea level cities, bugger that.
- Ru55, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5If you use the black paper, how the HELL are you supposed to know when to stop wiping??
- rockefeller, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4You can get an "add on" bidet at Home Depot for $100. It clips to the toilet and taps water off of the toilet supply. It has a lever where you can swing it out of the way for times of defacation, then swing it back under Uranus for cleansing once the defacation event has passed.
- scottylist, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5Rich people don't use toilet paper, they ***** on their butlers hands who then carefully places the turd in the toilet so that it does not splash the rich *****. This is why butlers wear those white gloves.
- Splitt3rxx, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4I think rich people actually use ass washing fountains instead.
- VeganG, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3It would also be nice for parties.
- FullHazard, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Yeah. But paris hilton isn't 99.9999999% of millionaires. She's just a shining example that you can be a 10$ whore no matter how much is in your bank account.
- vistic, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4@Seumas:
Wiping is what smears it around. You just keep smearing it off until it's (mostly) all gone. Actually using water is what would make sure it's decently clean.
This is why people in other countries that don't use toilet paper think western butts are dirty. (And why western people tend to think those other countries have dirty hands, although they do wash their hands with soap when they're all done). - joebone, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5"If you're too dumb to understand the difference between your and you're, you'll wind up on the welfare line right behind your mom."
Implying it was wrong - well lets fix it for him.
you're = you are hence:
"if you were really rich you would have someone wipe you are butt for you."
There we go. Much better. No? :/ - Clbck, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Just a note: He meant to reply to an above comment.
- asg102, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I think it would be quite cool if you had it in a guest bathroom. Definitely not for daily use.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Of course they do. Because they're idiots.
You still have to dry with something. Plus, all water is going to do is smear it all over the ***** place. - morriscat, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Is anyone else here old enough to remember colored toilet paper?
The annoying powder blue, powder pink, and canary yellow stuff?
The stuff that doctors told people to stop buying because there were concerns about dying your insides a color that represented the nadir of home decorating? And maybe a chance of rectal cancer thrown in? - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Unless you're talking about a power-wash amount of water pressure, I will take a wiped ass over a watered ass any day. And I can't take much stock in peopel who wipe their asses with a bare hand. *****, even the Romans used a sponge on a stick.
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