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dezeen.com — although its pretty cool looking, what was this guy thinking about when he designed it?

Who dugg this? Made popular Apr 26, 2007

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  • tehbored, on 10/12/2007, -4/+93I wonder if that would fit into the hole in the middle of the pentagon...
  • Yashar, on 10/12/2007, -12/+93Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
    Colonel: What is it, son?
    Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
    Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
    Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
    Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
    Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
    Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...
    Army Sergeant: Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...
    Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
    [looking up from game]
    Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous...
    Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention.
    Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying...
    Musician: Willie.
    Willie: Yeah?
    Musician: What's that?
    Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge...
    Colonel: Johnson.
    Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
    Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
  • masgrada, on 10/12/2007, -1/+73It will also hold the Trojan headquarters.
  • novaculus, on 10/12/2007, -5/+54else, what do you think he had on his mind?

    I think he was subliminally influenced by a salami, which he just happend to have in his pocket.
  • rstarr, on 10/12/2007, -2/+44Clearly from the ribbing he was thinking about her pleasure.
  • bieber, on 10/12/2007, -0/+37So, when's it going to be erected?
  • elsewhen, on 10/12/2007, -5/+39condom.
  • SickMonkey, on 10/12/2007, -5/+39In Arabic the name of the new tower is pronounced "Peckar Ena Con Dim".
  • unpluggedboy, on 10/12/2007, -3/+32The building's obviously been commissioned by Ace and Gary
  • LGFAlbatross, on 10/12/2007, -4/+32I think it looks like it needs some batteries.
    Aren't dildos haram?
  • dseverenuk, on 10/12/2007, -2/+22It even has a reservoir tip!
  • Y0tsuya, on 10/12/2007, -1/+21Women will flock to purchase the miniatures at the 1st floor gift shop.
  • ChromaVita, on 10/12/2007, -8/+27Did he really have a salami in his pocket?

    I thought he was just happy to see me...
  • rudy23, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18it would look like a circle.
  • Braingoo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18Done

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w_DqhpMuFY
  • bluechips23, on 10/12/2007, -2/+18Looks like a dildo. Or a giant penis with a condom covering it. I bet the designer is some chick.
  • superal1394, on 10/12/2007, -2/+18Soon to be added, two domes on either side to house an enlarged lobby and storage area. Will also serve as a production facility for the new 'cloud seeding' weather altering chemicals.
  • mrgeekguy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12Qatar is obviously overcompensating for being such a small country.
  • leetdood, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12World's largest dildo.. now we just need Giantness.
  • EmperorAwesome, on 10/12/2007, -2/+12It has a reservoir tip.
  • Kratisto, on 10/12/2007, -3/+13That's the most phallic building I think I've ever seen.
  • DOCKAUF55, on 10/12/2007, -2/+11PRIDE headquarters
  • john95127, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8phallic
  • Comatose51, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Boy I would hate to be seen as the window scrubber on that building...
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8how original...it definitely looks like a condom!
  • kevjaun, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6@mikeazorin & braingoo: now thats *****' team work
  • DrScott, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Basil: Did we get Dr. Evil?
    Radar Operator: No, sir, he got away in that big spaceship that looks like a huge...
    Teacher: Penis. The male reproductive organ. Also known as tallywhacker, schlong, or...
    Friendly Dad: Wiener? Any of your kids want another wiener?
    Friendly Son: Dad, what's that?
    Friendly Dad: I don't know, son, but it has great big...
    Peanut Vendor: Nuts. Hot, salty nuts. Who wants some?...
    Peanut Vendor: Lord Almighty!
    Woman: That looks just like my husband's...
    Circus Barker: ONE-EYED MONSTER. Step right up and see the One-eyed Monster!
    Cyclops: RARRR.
    Cyclops: Hey, what's that? It looks like a...
    Fan: Woody. Woody Harrelson. Could I have your autograph?
    Woody: Sure. Oh, my Lord! Look at that thing!
    Fan: It's so huge.
    Woody: No, I've seen bigger. That's...
    Dr. Evil: Just a little prick.
  • pastasauce, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7When he shared the designs, no one told him why they were giggling.
  • gnawph2, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Lame.

    Hope we don't start a trend here of saying every straight cylinder with a rounded end looks like a penis.
  • mikeazorin, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Someone find this on youtube and link to it.
  • glucoseboy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar....."

    Anyway, here's the wiki entry for the architect:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Nouvel
  • kahlessreborn, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4So what the designer was going for world largest Dildo?

    Or was e trying to answer the question can man make a dildo so big that god cannot even fit it?
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Zygote Industries
  • Shananra, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4All it needs is two dome structures side-by-side at the base, then this structure will feel complete.
  • ChromaVita, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4siemens westinghouse?
  • dygel, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Nope. You don't understand. Qatar is, by far, the most progressive nation in the whole of the Middle East. Skipping right past the whole burqua-is-not-required bit, women are allowed to run for political offices. Though Qatar is currently a Sultanate, the sultan is reinventing the country democratically before the end of his own life.
  • razrielle, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4But do we know how to use it?
  • Hobohatstealer, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Sorry but I got to say it

    PEENNNNIIISSSS

    ahmm, excuse me.. penis. PENIS!!!!
    kahha, much better
  • theotheragentm, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Ours is flacid.
  • PHNX2ASHES, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Will probably be the most environmentally friendly building because it will probably run on batteries
  • dboy3587, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3since Florida is the wang of America, that can be the wang of the mid east
  • gugin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2The first time there will be a lot of pussies inside of a dick
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Message to Monica: blow this!
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2"I wonder if that would fit into the hole in the middle of the pentagon..."

    The US is *****!
  • cambob76, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4What were you thinking when you called it "pretty cool looking"? The guy was probably thinking the same thing you were... "mmmmm... *****."
  • driftin079, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2WTF is your penis shaped like?
  • Blitzenn, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2hmmm. An uncircumcised tower.
  • ShepherdBook, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1It needs one of those giant white-water fountains on top.
  • techweenie1, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1is the material lubericated?
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