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  • barnis, on 10/12/2007, -88/+7reminds me of the dark horse in boulder, CO
    • clesch, on 10/12/2007, -9/+69...a swinger club?
    • coollettuce, on 10/12/2007, -12/+145Sorry for comment abuse but it's running a little slow.

      http://i12.tinypic.com/2unvm9w.jpg
    • m3mn0n, on 10/12/2007, -8/+838If I was drunk, in a hurry, and confused, I'd just piss in the hall.
    • ablez3, on 10/12/2007, -59/+5i am pissed and i want to piss DAMN IT!!!
    • noots, on 10/12/2007, -8/+59nice typography on "MEN"

      i know...
    • HyperJack, on 10/12/2007, -1/+59I would go with the one on the right. It looks closer.
    • PaulOwen, on 10/12/2007, -6/+101But I'm a LAYDEEE!
    • NomenNescio, on 10/12/2007, -153/+9I'd go in the left one, and if there are ladies inside, I'll have a good excuse.

      :-)


      btw, across the hall? they're right next to eachother!!! >.>
    • Kallstar, on 10/12/2007, -3/+331Finally I can go into the ladies room and have them actually believe it was an accident!! I demand all bathroom signs to be changed to these.
    • huckmank, on 10/12/2007, -21/+237btw, across the hall? they're right next to eachother!!! >.>

      @nomen

      Are you mentally retarded? Look at the line down the middle of the picture. And then pay attention to the fact that the doors are at different angles. It's two separate pictures cropped together.
    • fodera, on 10/12/2007, -2/+64That is from McGuire's Irish Pub in Pensacola, Florida (unless they have the same exact sign somewhere else).

      http://www.mcguiresirishpub.com/
    • raynar, on 10/12/2007, -184/+3not diggworthy. *****, we have this at McGuires down the road...jesus ***** a, digg...

      @fodera, yea I go to the one in Destin. great place, specially the 'irish wake'. it'll ***** you up like chinese math.
    • dangerz, on 10/12/2007, -7/+105@raynar

      Ya, cause everyone in the ***** world lives right over there. ***** floridians..
    • DM01, on 10/12/2007, -20/+6@hunkmank

      notice the ">.>"

      He knows, it was a joke.

      I wouldn't go in either bathroom, I'd hold it until I got home.
    • realitybias, on 10/12/2007, -13/+204Looks to me like someone used Adobe® Photoshop® CS2 software to digitally manipulate the portions of this image together.
    • LotusWolf, on 10/12/2007, -33/+12@realitybias
      you mean they photoshopped it? whos that knocking on my door...
    • Pseudorious, on 10/12/2007, -3/+69Submitter, write carefully. If you were in a hurry, which word would you (chose/choose)?
    • truthteller, on 10/12/2007, -4/+15What if you're a leprechaun?
    • daysi, on 10/12/2007, -12/+7Oh, hi ladies, i must have misread the sign, ... , yeah that's it, misread the sign. giggety giggety
    • abovejesus, on 10/12/2007, -4/+1hey im from boulder too! i love the DH
    • PsychoPNut, on 10/12/2007, -5/+3@Pseudorious

      If you were in a hurry, would you even bother to point out a typo?
    • rappermas, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Yeah, you go into the ladies bathroom, free from all liability, expecting to at least catch a glimpse.....and find a ***** farm in there.
    • digitallysick, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2@fodera

      Pensacola Florida rocks, great beachs , boardwalk, flounders! w00t!
    • Dolomite, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2That is hysterical! LOL
    • yoyobye, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Now all we need to do is videotape people going in and out and see who the real "readers" are!
  • MightyMack, on 10/12/2007, -19/+262Please DON'T not leave a COMMENT.
    • Bara, on 10/12/2007, -102/+2Leave a comment at another Digg thread.
    • Mountaineer1024, on 10/12/2007, -5/+124More like:
      please don't
      LEAVE A COMMENT HERE!
    • MinaSulo, on 10/12/2007, -3/+52But I have to piss!!!
    • arielpopper, on 10/12/2007, -5/+9This comment intentionally left blank.
    • RHMac, on 10/12/2007, -9/+1@huckmank

      Actually, they are right next to each other at McGuire's in Destin. There is like 3 feet between the two doors. I'm guessing whoever posted the photo just wanted to eliminate that part.
  • alittletoohigh, on 10/20/2007, -2/+45essential for every bar
    • untilwefall, on 10/12/2007, -2/+12@ fodera

      strange story, my girlfriend was just telling me about this place the other day and how it had those signs. they also have something like $500,000 dollars worth of dollar bills taped to the ceiling. seems like a crazy place, i love irish pubs
    • insidesource, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1I'd piss on the sign.
  • theeXguy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+102I bet there are more than a few interesting mishaps happening in that place.
    • chicken101, on 10/20/2007, -1/+166I smell a sitcom.
    • anagoge, on 10/12/2007, -4/+18That really isn't what you're smelling, chicken101...
    • Pogue_Mahone, on 10/12/2007, -1/+19Based on most sitcoms out there, I think that's precisely what he's smelling.
  • Shahzam, on 10/12/2007, -1/+116By the time I'm done reading/understanding that I'd most likely have crapped/pee'd in my pants...
    • romanboy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17getting to correct bathroom after being to the wrong one that is what eats up the most time, i guess...
    • ThinkBox, on 10/12/2007, -8/+6They have pills for stuff like that
    • stubadub, on 10/12/2007, -1/+37Wow, you like to cut it prettty close!
    • Somnioblivio, on 10/12/2007, -9/+0what the crap is it about the word crap that just gets me rolling every time...

      hahahaha

      and yes, i'm 2 years old...


  • 1murlin, on 10/12/2007, -2/+98Why not totally confuse everyone and just have one.
    • eatbeefjerky, on 10/12/2007, -2/+23That's what they do throughout most of Continental Europe! Twas mighty strange, I tell you, as a young lass of 11, walking into the water closet and seeing a gentleman standing at a urinal...
    • Nogger, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5Which country was that? And what year? Because I have never seen such a thing here.

      As to the original topic: a bar in my town has similar signs. A man's head in a red circle with a red line through it -> men forbidden -> ladies room. And the other way around for the men's room. Every evening I am there, there is always some girls new to the bar who take the wrong door. Guys not so much. They look puzzled and then with very, very few exceptions figure it out.
  • quomen, on 10/12/2007, -39/+3www.duggmirror.com
  • hashmoney, on 10/12/2007, -20/+8hmm which door to choose, oh lets choose the "server is down because the digg effect" door
    • romanboy, on 10/12/2007, -20/+670 odd digs? and it's down already? did anyone get a mirror?
      maybe people who've seen the picture can post a mirror on the net, from their caches...

      *wait*

      got it, here it is:

      http://www.rcinetworks.net/pee.jpg
  • m0dded, on 10/12/2007, -15/+2edited, duggmirror didn't catch it.
  • thatsbologna, on 10/12/2007, -25/+110 Diggs and it's doneski
    • razrielle, on 10/12/2007, -6/+19You can veiw pages without digging them, diggs dont equal page veiws, i saw the page, didnt digg it...
    • mercurysquad, on 10/12/2007, -5/+9^ but the pageviews are generally proportional to no. of diggs. Even if you assume one out of 1000 visitors diggs the article, that means it's down after 10k views... still not much.
  • ReaperJam, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11http://www.uberg33k.com.nyud.net:8080/albums/Funny/Wait_damn_it_I_have_to_pee.jpg

    coral cache works
  • chrisrs, on 10/12/2007, -14/+3Rocky 5, plus Rocky 2, equals Rocky 7, Adrian’s Revenge!

  • bmwboy2844, on 10/12/2007, -12/+1Mirror with picture:
    http://bmwboy.com/Wait_damn_it_I_have_to_pee.jpg
  • W0lfcake, on 10/12/2007, -10/+3I'd definitely get fooled by that.
  • euphemizeme, on 10/12/2007, -3/+30Yes that is shocking, that women are allowed in bars. I've got an empty stomach and the food is not going to cook itself. (joke)

    This sounds like a great excuse for guys to "accidentally" stumble into the women's bathroom.
    • Branden, on 10/12/2007, -11/+3You might be better off "accidentally" stumbling into the real men's bathroom, though.
    • plnegative1, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8except defecation and urination isn't exactly my interest in women....
    • nathron, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11then you wouldn't like the dating scene in germany
    • LordMaul, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2*rimshot*
  • Tanglefuzz, on 10/12/2007, -23/+6"comment abuse" is getting just as annoying as 'first post'. Stop using it for ***** sake. There is no such thing as comment abuse. Just comment.
    • Trel, on 10/12/2007, -21/+2Comment Abuse: if you don't like it, digg them down, complaining will not help.
    • euphemizeme, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2633rd !!
    • williamhcosby, on 10/12/2007, -10/+5I agree. It's queer as a ten dollar bill
    • Bananas21ca, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7@williamhcosby
      What about a one dollar bill? Those are pointless
  • Shaman760, on 10/12/2007, -7/+241Once I went into the women's room to take a leak- as I was standing there a woman came in and said "Hey this is for ladies" I turned and said "and so is this".
    • einstevo, on 10/12/2007, -1/+76you sly dog
    • jkoke, on 10/12/2007, -71/+9Wait... if you were in a ladies' restroom and peeing, you would have to be in a stall. How is it that the woman saw you peeing if you were in a stall? Or in your rush to make that stellar joke, did you forget that there are no urinals in the women's bathroom?
    • anagoge, on 10/12/2007, -2/+87jkoke - Blast at parties.
    • plnegative1, on 10/12/2007, -8/+2doubt it.
    • Zatechz, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3He's at a bar and decides to break the seal, who says he needs a stall and not just a nice corner.
  • milomilomilo, on 10/12/2007, -5/+20well, there is real comment abuse.
    Like the people who, will use the reply on the first comment just to get their post towards the top, articles with 1 post and 100 replies that are not replies.
    • at465, on 10/12/2007, -4/+9then there is the opposite, people who forget to click the reply button, getting their post sent to the bottom of the page instead. They probably cancel each other out.
  • gharding, on 10/20/2007, -1/+24I've been in a few bars with similar signs. One had 'XX' and 'XY' on the doors. Another had 'some' and 'others' on the doors. Why must they try to trick drunk people?
  • inukki, on 10/12/2007, -7/+2It'd depends on how you are affected in that building with its share fair of a deal get it?
  • cxn926, on 10/12/2007, -5/+0This has happened to me before. In the stall next to me there was women's shoes on the feet and I was like "what the hell"....yea, not a good experience.
  • GeneralEwok, on 10/12/2007, -12/+2That is very clever, but how many times do you think really odd situations have happened in those bathrooms? I'd probably go into the ladies bathroom on purpose and act like I didn't mean it lol

    o.O
    • euphemizeme, on 10/12/2007, -4/+105"I'd probably go into the ladies bathroom on purpose and act like I didn't mean it lol"

      You mean you would sit at the bar with your friends and joke for an hour about how awesome it would be if you did that, with about a dozen "I'm going to do it"s followed by inaction, but you wouldn't. After a night of booze and no attention for women except the quick glance that one obese girl gave you, you return home and masturbate to the porn torrents that downloaded while you were away. Such is life.
    • nick0909, on 10/12/2007, -15/+2that is what would happen lol rofl
    • secondimpact, on 10/12/2007, -10/+5@euphemizeme
      Oh my god...that was just so disheartening :(
      But it was funny!
  • Books, on 10/12/2007, -3/+27It's a win/win situation. You choose the REAL men's room, you get to piss. You choose the WRONG men's room, you're either surrounded by women, or men that made the same mistake...so you get to piss.
    • bbardlbradd, on 10/12/2007, -8/+1I would just be so confused I'd piss at the door... then once I realize what's going on I'd probably go into the ladies room...the one labeled men. ;)
  • sp3kt4r, on 10/12/2007, -25/+1Spoiler decode the binary
    01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 01101110 01110011 00100000 01110010 01101111 01101111 01101101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110010 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100
    • MadOtaku, on 10/12/2007, -4/+12I can read binary, *****. Thank for spoiling it.

      /do I really need the tag?
  • JoeBaynham, on 10/12/2007, -10/+1Id run in the one that has the best server in.
  • Angelcape, on 10/12/2007, -11/+0Ahaha, i'd go in the MEN one, if you know what i mean
  • champsampson, on 10/12/2007, -13/+3New England Clam Chowder...is it the Red or the White?

    (Damn, I always forget!)
  • arrrrgh, on 10/12/2007, -3/+6It's a restaurant called "McGuire's Irish Pub" - my hometown of Pensacola, Florida had one, and had the same trick with the bathrooms. It's really funny to take a friend who has never been, get them good and drunk, and wait for the inevitable fun.
  • darny, on 10/12/2007, -9/+2Al Sharpton would not wash his hands after using one of these.

    Dame la gasolina!

  • jamesvaughn, on 10/12/2007, -15/+1@MightyMack:

    No comment.
    • otatop, on 10/12/2007, -13/+4Reply button's down here ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------v
    • mercurysquad, on 10/12/2007, -6/+13otatop: no it's not.
  • PhillyMJS, on 10/12/2007, -2/+49This is about as dumb as the setup I encountered once in a bowling alley in Jersey, not far from Philly on Route 73.

    We were on the way out, and I had to go rather urgently after holding it to finish our last game. There were 2 rest room entrances right next to each other. Through one, I saw a long, pink-tiled entryway. The other, a long, blue-tiled entryway. I walked into the blue one and headed straight for the first means of relief I saw, a stall. I quickly washed my hands and walked back out so I didn't keep my friends waiting long-- when I emerged, I noticed they were all looking at me funny. When I asked them why, they pointed at the entryway through which I had walked, through which a woman was now walking. It was then that I saw the small, barely-noticable sign above: "Ladies". I had no idea before that, because it was empty when I walked in and I was in a hurry and didn't notice the lack of urinals.

    My friends had a great time goofing on me about it, but come on. What kind of dumbass makes the men's room pink and ladies' room blue, and compounds it by using dinky signs?
  • 1MaskedPenguin, on 10/12/2007, -24/+2Why is this news? o.O
    • tgmoo, on 10/12/2007, -1/+37Because Digg doesn't have a photo section.
  • helinism, on 10/12/2007, -7/+2Neither the doors are minging so its a safe bet the inside is a ***** tip whichever one you choose!
    • sctechguy, on 10/12/2007, -2/+21@helinism: "Neither the doors are minging..."

      What the hell is minging?
  • noseeme, on 10/12/2007, -7/+1I go into the one in the middle.
  • MikiMac, on 10/12/2007, -12/+0just made me wonder... which restrooms do transvestites use?
  • Redchannel, on 10/12/2007, -6/+2Does it really matter which door you choose ?
  • iammustangman, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7I was in Spain, and one door was C, the other D. chicks and dudes? I had no idea what that meant (hombres? and the whole Senor/Senora/Senorita doesn't lend itself well to abbreviations). I stood near the phone and waited for someone to come out so I could figure it out, and noone did for 5 minutes. so i walked back and asked one of the tour guides. Caballeros and Damas. ahhhh.
    • bluegene, on 10/12/2007, -7/+3How do you pronounce "Damas"? Is it like "Dumb ass" ?
    • MrDo, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9On my way from Italy to France, I tried something similar. The resturant had some fancy signs without text, on the bathroom doors, I could not figure out what either of them looked like so I just choose one of them. I figure it was the wrong one after going in since there were no urinals, but I didn't bother to check the other room. If they wanted me to choose the right one, they should have made proper signs.
  • ohthehumanity, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2lawsuit waiting to happen.
    • drignotum, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5they have hundreds of thousands of dollars hanging on the ceiling and walls that will cover a few settlements.
  • drignotum, on 10/12/2007, -3/+3I just ate at McGuire's last night. Good place. I do recommend their drink called "irish wake." The signs got my friend to enter the wrong room too.
    • jgamboa, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2there is a pub in Old Sacramento that has the same one.
  • holyskeleton, on 10/12/2007, -18/+3this is retarded.
  • tektalk, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1I'll take the men's room with the big print on it.
  • Boognish, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1I think this is in Fanny Anne's Saloon in Old Sacramento CA. Its been a while but I remember something very similar to this on the door.
  • bytehead, on 10/12/2007, -3/+5I can't remember where, but I remember going through the door to the outside which was marked as the ladies room. That made me start a bit.
  • Gimli, on 10/12/2007, -2/+10I haven't been to a bar in long time, but when I did go to one I did notice a double standard. By this I mean, if a lady would walk into the Men's Room it's no big deal, but if man walks into the Lady's Room even by accident he's label a pervert.
  • idevlabsdotcom, on 10/12/2007, -3/+30I'm sorry, but why would you ***** retards want to stumble into a woman's bathroom? What are you going to do? Look over the stall and watch them take a *****? I mean seriously...

    Do you think they all just walk around naked in there or something?
    • Willeth, on 10/12/2007, -2/+14Obviously you've never been in the Ladies'.
  • quoquo, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4this is the 4th Reich! run for your lives!
  • damnitdaniel, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Yep... that sign has led me into the wrong restroom on two separate occasions now....

    Damn you, witty bastards!!!
  • smek2, on 10/12/2007, -8/+1hehe, i smell blow jobs galore.
    • daverave999, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I'd hate to see you blow your nose.
  • tiners, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10Clearly, I would go in the door depicting a man who appears to be enjoying beastiality!

    Seriously, though, this reminds me of a cute prank my friend played when she was in college: she put the word MEN on her dorm door, and she never met so many dudes in one day! They just kept pooring into her room! :)
  • Sepeteus, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6I'd choose the one that has the shortest queue in front of it.
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