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No, THIS is the Worst Designed Site on the Web

yvettesbridalformal.com — You haven't seen awful, eye-burning web design until you've visited Yvette's Bridal and Formal.

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  • ARAMz, on 03/16/2008, -1/+3This should hike very quickly.
  • pwner84, on 03/16/2008, -0/+8The irony of such an expansive array of pure ***** set to pristine classical music, Yvette you have done us all proud.
  • linuxrocks2007, on 03/16/2008, -0/+12I actually jumped a little. Visit their map page (or better yet, don't) : http://yvettesbridalformal.com/vettemap1.html
  • TheMagoozer, on 03/16/2008, -1/+2Her wedding dresses would surely look great in an Olan Mills portrait.
  • rd3k, on 03/16/2008, -1/+2According to the HTML Source (which is quite horrific), the generator META tag tells us that the site was made using Yahoo! Sitebuilder: "meta name="generator" content="Yahoo! SiteBuilder/2.5/1.5.0_02""
    Aaargh!
  • rd3k, on 03/16/2008, -2/+3From HTML Source: meta name="generator" content="Yahoo! SiteBuilder/2.5/1.5.0_02"
  • tbranch227, on 03/16/2008, -0/+1Holy *****. It's just amazing what people think is great. I think this might be the modern worshak test. Yes, I know I can't spell worshak.
  • michaelpinto, on 03/16/2008, -0/+9"We don't need no fancy web design firm — I'll hire the kid next door, or better yet do it myself!"
    — Janette Schlockmeister, CMO Yvette's Bridal and Formal
  • xlneoMAXlx, on 03/16/2008, -0/+2Dugg for "V" (for extreme).
    (aka Winter...I'm not stupid)
    :D
  • adh3isive, on 03/16/2008, -0/+2There's a link for "Leisure Diversion" at the bottom. I'm afraid to click it.
    • garfonzo, on 03/16/2008, -0/+1I did and it's bizarre. If you go to the second page of Leisure Diversions, there's a picture of a giraffe taking a dump. Page 3 has an alien.
      • CrackHappy, on 03/18/2008, -0/+1Ha, it gets better too:
        http://yvettesbridalformal.com/troll.html

        The text, if you're afraid to click the link:

        in the crevice of the rock there lives a troll
        and he's waiting there when yu take a stroll
        if yu walk by the crevice better say yer last prayer
        cuz the troll in the rock leaves none to spare
        in the rock
        lives a troll
        in the rock
        steal yer soul
        he's a troll
        when the children cry to mama
        kuz they've seen a ghost
        want to sleep in her bed
        want to stay so close
        be not doubtful of the fears of the little ones
        lest when the sun rises they be gone
        in the rock
        lives a troll
        in the rock
        steal yer soul
        take yer children
        hold them close and tight
        be beside their warm bodies
        in the dark of the nite
        creeping in among yer lodgings
        for the troll in the rock
        has a crevice yu know
        he can enter he can leave
        he can come and go
        yer not safe
        nor yer soul
        yer not safe
        from the troll
        in the rock
        there's a troll
        he will steal your soul
        he's a troll
  • TheFamousOne2, on 03/16/2008, -0/+16hahaha I called and offered my services in webdesign, and she said...and I quote "I already have a contract with a web designer". And I asked who. And she said "Yahoo". And I said "I was unaware that yahoo does client based web design". And she just said "ummmm...." and hung up. Haha pathetic.
  • crombat, on 03/16/2008, -0/+2Whatever you do, don't increase the font size.
    • stonebone4, on 03/16/2008, -0/+1Well now I HAVE to do it, thanks a lot.
      ...
      AHHHHHHHHH!!!
  • ElBeh, on 03/16/2008, -1/+6Google caches, because crashing is inevitable:

    http://209.85.165.104/search?q=cache:C8sK6M9cTfUJ: ...
    http://209.85.165.104/search?q=cache:PDB6dwXI-EYJ: ...

    My ***** eyes...
  • devinmurphy, on 03/16/2008, -0/+18Just made it my homepage. This way when i start with Yvette's page, i can be certain that from there the internet can't suck any worse.
    • fuzzmeister, on 03/16/2008, -0/+5That's actually a great idea. No matter what page you go to next, its still an improvement.
    • ghee, on 03/16/2008, -0/+1Until you stumble on any Myspace page...
      • linuxrocks2007, on 03/16/2008, -0/+1Hell, if Myspace and a dead fish had a baby, the baby puked, and a dog ate the puke, this would look like the rear end of a dog

        /Simpsons quote
  • CATSCEO, on 03/16/2008, -0/+8KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
  • moletimer, on 03/16/2008, -0/+3Brb, I'm just going to wash out my eyes with bleach.
  • ufaithfull, on 03/16/2008, -0/+4MySpace 1.0
  • luke16, on 03/16/2008, -0/+5The floating box/face is an interesting touch, i think all websites should have a floating box of some sort....
  • DiggLive, on 03/16/2008, -0/+3I blame Xenu.
  • macwac, on 03/16/2008, -0/+7Did you notice the freaky thing moving in a box around the website?
  • kurupttek, on 03/16/2008, -2/+1Hey I got a good created joke ready


    1996 called they want there web page back!

    funny oh well I tried
  • kurupttek, on 03/16/2008, -0/+3http://theducks.org/pictures/do-not-want-dog.jpg
  • keyme, on 03/16/2008, -0/+2Thank evolution for the brain's ability to repress unbearably hurtful memories.

    P.S.
    On a side note, keep your kids away from this one. They could end up like Dexter. Only instead of killing people, they'll be defacing websites that don't follow strict XHTML standards.
  • grahamgrafx, on 03/16/2008, -0/+5wheres the hit counter?
  • Shakawkaw, on 03/16/2008, -0/+2Oh my poor firefox, crashed the second I opened the webpage.
  • Jayg28, on 03/16/2008, -0/+3Firefox crashed the first time I visited that site. It must have been trying to save me from myself.
    • Jayg28, on 03/16/2008, -0/+2Fire fox crashes every time I visit that site. Gnarly.
  • mtxero, on 03/16/2008, -0/+1Music is good at least.. Love Vivaldi
  • 89vision, on 03/16/2008, -0/+1This has to be a joke right?
  • garywoo, on 03/16/2008, -0/+3is... that... a... GIRAFFE HAVING A CRAP! rendered in MSpaint!!!
    http://yvettesbridalformal.com/gaff2.html
  • macwac, on 03/16/2008, -0/+1Try clicking the links it gets even worse! http://yvettesbridalformal.com/links.htm

    She does portraits as well, check them out: http://yvettesbridalformal.com/portrait1.html (50 USD)
    • linuxrocks2007, on 03/16/2008, -0/+1I'd hit that....... with a crowbar.
  • Waskonator, on 03/16/2008, -0/+1http://yvettesbridalformal.com/sitebuilder/images/ ...
    KILL IT! KILL IT!
  • linuxrocks2007, on 03/16/2008, -0/+1The site also has pride in MS Paint: http://yvettesbridalformal.com/pictura.html
    I think I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.
  • Sage920, on 03/16/2008, -0/+1you people have no taste... I thought it was awesome
  • SublimeRuin, on 03/17/2008, -0/+2Wholy *****
  • roadnottaken, on 03/17/2008, -0/+1OW! My eyes are burning.
  • ThirdPrize, on 03/17/2008, -0/+1It is the web development equivalent of "Outsider Art".
  • celticchrys, on 03/17/2008, -0/+1This is just WRONG
  • DarkSpartan, on 03/17/2008, -0/+1All other websites on the Internet now look a little bit better.
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