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techeblog.com — The Automatic Cube Weapon may come in handy “when you have an arsenal of mostly harmless cubicle weapons.”
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- crawfishsoul, on 10/12/2007, -113/+12"Video demonstration after the break."
What the hell does that even mean? How about "Scroll down for the video." At least then the Internet would know what to do.
More ranting after the jump.- Billiam627, on 10/12/2007, -6/+80Apparently you have never seen a blog before in your life. Welcome to 2002, I hope you enjoy your stay.
- Mist0r_Wiggles, on 10/12/2007, -4/+117oh...right...
For some reason, I always thought masturbation was the key to relieve stress... - detrate, on 10/12/2007, -9/+46Buried as inaccurate, pron is the obvious choice.
- catfish182, on 10/12/2007, -10/+4I will invite you to see my blog so i can finally raise the visit count from 0 to 1.
- themastersb, on 10/12/2007, -2/+26When I looked at the title I thought this was NSFW, but then I read the description
- bsolidgold, on 10/12/2007, -4/+28Kill kittens.
- dreamflows, on 11/02/2007, -26/+3@crawfishsoul
I agree with billiam627. Here's a list of good Blogs:
DIGG BLOG
http://blog.digg.com/
OFFICIAL GOOGLE BLOGS
Google Blog
http://googleblog.blogspot.com
Blogger Buzz
http://buzz.blogger.com/
Inside Adsense
http://adsense.blogspot.com/index.html
Official Youtube Blog
http://www.youtube.com/blog
Matt Cutts
http://www.mattcutts.com/blog
OFFICIAL YAHOO! BLOGS
Flickr blog
http://blog.flickr.com
del.icio.us blog
http://blog.del.icio.us/
Jeremy Zawodny blog
http://jeremy.zawodny.com/blog/
DESIGN BLOG
Adobe Blogs
http://blogs.adobe.com/
Smashing Magazine
http://www.smashingmagazine.com/
COLBERT/JON STEWART/SKEPTICS BLOG
Colbert Nation
http://www.colbertnation.com/
One Good Move
http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/
Crooks and Liars
http://www.crooksandliars.com/
Richard Dawkins
http://richarddawkins.net/search,Richard-Dawkins,page1,Document,Video,Audio,Photo,author
Science Blogs
http://scienceblogs.com
DEVELOPER BLOGS
Firefox/Mozilla Blog
http://developer.mozilla.org/devnews/
Ubuntu Blog
http://planet.ubuntu.com/
WordPress Blog
http://wordpress.org/development
TECH BLOGS
Arts Technica
http://arstechnica.com/journals.ars
Endgadget
http://engadget.com
Gizmodo
http://gizmodo.com
Lifehacker
http://www.lifehacker.com
Techcrunch
http://www.techcrunch.com/
Wired Blogs
http://blog.wired.com/
POLITICAL BLOGS
New York Times Blogs
http://www.nytimes.com/ref/topnews/blog-index.html
Washington Post Blogs
http://blog.washingtonpost.com/
CNN Anderson Cooper Blog
http://www.cnn.com/CNN/Programs/anderson.cooper.360/blog/
Daily Kos
http://www.dailykos.com
Huffington Post
http://www.huffingtonpost.com
Consumerist
http://consumerist.com/
WEIRD BLOG
Boing Boing
http://www.boingboing.net - InferiorWang, on 10/12/2007, -3/+39Every time I see "after the break" I just assume there's an ad that adblock stripped for me. It makes me warm and fuzzy inside.
- distilledgt, on 10/12/2007, -8/+0dumbass lazy bastard
- agimat, on 10/12/2007, -5/+3fap?
- Monstradamus, on 10/12/2007, -12/+3lolz at fridge XD
- azAZ09, on 10/12/2007, -7/+41Mi - ni - Fridge! Mi - ni - Fridge!
- Kratisto, on 10/12/2007, -3/+64Dugg for the mini fridge.
- Twisty, on 10/12/2007, -1/+24I was like oh no MINI FRIDGE NOOOOO
- beelz, on 10/12/2007, -5/+3headshot
- davidrools, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15I like how the mini fridge landed on the monkey
- detlev409, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12It was at that point that I decided to submit a resume to thinkgeek.
- wrestlingnrj, on 10/12/2007, -4/+2Dugg for the mini fridge
- holzp, on 10/12/2007, -5/+60I was thinking of a different "First Person Shooter" if ya get my drift...
- EbowUK, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1Ahhh fck it
Bury meh
- EbowUK, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1Ahhh fck it
- dngermouse, on 10/12/2007, -6/+17by opening their front doors just a BIT to let some fresh air into their households while they play WoW?
- pastasauce, on 10/12/2007, -3/+48Not all geeks play wow, racist.
- dext3r, on 10/12/2007, -20/+5how the ***** was that comment racist?
- neoian, on 10/12/2007, -1/+16It wasn't...
- dext3r, on 10/12/2007, -10/+0o rite internets+1 lolol
- rogerdickeyjr, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Yeah, some people play Guild Wars! :)
- Squidly, on 10/12/2007, -5/+42Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap...
- fullphaser, on 10/12/2007, -10/+1no doubt, shooting things my ass, we all know what geeks really do to relieve stress.
- seanroth, on 10/12/2007, -4/+6Haven't we been over this already, ceiling cat? Yes, I'm talking to you. NO. GO AWAY!
- gommle, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate.
http://barwick.de/blog/etc/ceiling-cat-is-watching-you-masturbate.html
- Dumbledorito, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13The headline is incomplete.
"How Geeks Relieve Stress And Gain the Attention of Office Security and Perhaps the BATF." - gquaglia, on 10/12/2007, -5/+18I for one am a big fan of masturbation as a great stress reliever.
- drakethegreat, on 10/12/2007, -4/+35Smoke a bowl of weed, eat some good food, code for a little, and finish with rubbing one out
- Gryffydd, on 10/12/2007, -2/+58You say that so well. Sounds like a routine.
- PhrosTT, on 10/12/2007, -9/+8http://www.duggmirror.com
`- kiddailey, on 10/12/2007, -5/+5http://duggmirror.com/design/How_Geeks_Relieve_Stress/
- norbiu, on 10/12/2007, -5/+4Why is PhrosTT getting dugg down? You DON'T need the full link for it work!
- bairy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1@norbiu
If you visit just duggmirror.com it will detect your referrer. If it finds you've come from one of these digg pages, it will show you it's mirror of whatever the content was.
Some people are sensitive about their privacy and have referrers turned off. For those people the shorter link will just take them to the duggmirror homepage.
- buckets55, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15I relieve stress by watching this... over and over again:
http://sportswrap.berecruited.com/2007/04/24/great-american-gladiators-video-malibu-whoops-it-up/
I just can't get enough. - klutch2112, on 10/12/2007, -5/+1That video is hilarious.
- poontangpirate, on 10/12/2007, -9/+2Digg me down...
- RobbieF, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3I have the Marshmallow gun, and it's very fun and satisfying. You have to wash it out though.. it gets jammed up fairly often.
I also have the airsoft pistol w/ laser sight. It broke internally within 3 days.
It doesn't appear that they sell this anymore, but I also have a nerf gun that's VERY cool, and somewhat powerful.
I will be buying the target soon. I'll report my findings:)- JCGV, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Why buy targets? That why marketing people exist, last week I hit one from 20 cubicles away
- theuber1337, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I hit things!
- StealthTomato, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9Meh, that thing would INCREASE stress every time I miss.
- demonotaku, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/warfare/8ead/
Here's a link to the actual product on ThinkGeek. - bentleyprior, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2lol, i love the mini fridge
- MuteMathSSR, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8Masturbation.
- pagemap, on 10/12/2007, -5/+5Here's how this geek relieves stress --> twisting up a fat marijuana joint and smoking it. That really helps me after a stressful day.
- tektalk, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1The description is misleading as it lead me to believe that they had an automatic projectile launching mechanism, not the automatically reloading firing range.
- roominator, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3counter strike
- jdawg19, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Good Times
- antitomato, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3with alcohol, you can program and keep stress balanced, unlike you guys guys where masturbation leaves sticky keys.
- crazymofo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Lol love that mini fridge..
- andydude117, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1marijuana
- jj555298, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Relieve stress with orgasms and eargasms
- inkubux, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Easy, hooking my GF
- Yareking, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Sry geek dont have gf. they have video games
- DarQraven, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0Don't let Jack Thompson see this...
- reiner15, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I don't know if I'd want to work with any of you... it seems that at any sign of stress, you all jerk it.
- sublimethinker, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Dugg for comments.
- c0ldfusi0n, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Double posts make baby jesus cry. Sorry :(
- c0ldfusi0n, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Dugg for the mini-fridge.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFWqVjPUXTA - Satorian, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Holy *****! Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons walks through the picture, around 36s into the video.
- hypermint, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Satorian7...Best comment ever.
Anyway. That looks almost if not as much fun as throwing monitors off a roof. - Ubergoober3, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1It's only ten bucks.
- gnutela, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0this is the sh*t!!!
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