163 Comments
- fwc67, on 12/21/2007, -1/+235I can sleep on this with my imaginary girlfriend
- Littleedgitt, on 12/21/2007, -4/+109They need a 'blue screen' cushion
- kevbryant, on 12/21/2007, -0/+98Horoscope.exe? A Folder named "Girls". 10 to 1 this pillow has a virus.
- tdp301, on 12/21/2007, -1/+85I always keep my autoexec.bat in c:, but whatever floats your boat I guess Mr. Lebedev
- euunog, on 12/21/2007, -2/+74cd pron
- Dunhamzzz, on 12/21/2007, -4/+68Wife could learn a thing or 2 about the command line when u put her face in it.
- pandorazboxx, on 12/21/2007, -0/+56You'd never get any sleep with that! It's like a nightmare pillow.
- csplinter, on 12/21/2007, -0/+45It's actually just a pillow.
- chris9902, on 12/21/2007, -0/+41it does. look at the bottom right "trojan.exe"
- russellnation, on 12/22/2007, -0/+40for when you need to crash
- ApolloImBurning, on 12/21/2007, -0/+36C:/DOS>
C:/DOS/RUN>
RUN/DOS/RUN - techweenie1, on 12/21/2007, -0/+34just because my girlfriend is inflatable doesn't mean she's imaginary...err
- tomtucker378, on 12/21/2007, -0/+34i think you just programmed a coma.
- billbillbilly, on 12/21/2007, -2/+35um no that wont put you to sleep, try this
10 sheep = 0
20 sheep = sheep+1
30 display sheep
40 if tired = true then go to 60
50 go to 20
60 sleep
you gave no way of exiting the counting loop which would not allow for sleep, also you counted an extra time by displaying first and then adding to sheep count - DarkLance, on 12/21/2007, -0/+30c:\PRON>dir
.....
43,657 File(s) 74,254,258,622 bytes
c:\PRON>_ - madeingermany, on 12/21/2007, -1/+29What are config.sys and autoexec.bat doing in a subdir?
- DarkLance, on 12/21/2007, -0/+26Who wants to bet the "PRON" directory is the largest?
- bossm4n, on 12/21/2007, -3/+27Fail...repetitive loop, you'll never count those z's.
- inactive, on 12/21/2007, -0/+24http://store.artlebedev.com/office/dosugus/
Should really link the store as a matter of courtesy. - SpaceDreamer, on 12/21/2007, -1/+23you know you're a geek when
told to 'Go to Hell', you see the 'go to', rather than the destination, as harmful. - Scalpels, on 12/22/2007, -1/+23Spoiler alert next time! Gah!
- floridiot2, on 12/21/2007, -0/+21You never define tired
- pheedback, on 12/21/2007, -0/+19Will they bring out the Dos Boot next?
- Unreal595, on 12/21/2007, -3/+21/exec/sexytime/
- prgmctan, on 12/21/2007, -1/+19I thought he was full of win
- floridiot2, on 12/21/2007, -1/+18ONLY 74 gigs?!
- inactive, on 12/21/2007, -1/+17Congrats, you just spell nazied a nonexistent word.
- techweenie1, on 12/21/2007, -1/+17Merry Christmas: http://www.rosettastone.com/
- spyd3rweb, on 12/21/2007, -11/+25Bash cushion would be better.
- samadam, on 12/21/2007, -2/+15It's spelled "WAI," but nice try.
- int19h, on 12/22/2007, -1/+145 lacking then
- Etherium, on 12/22/2007, -0/+12Just because one doesn't AGREE with a comment, doesn't mean that one can't APPRECIATE it.
You must learn to accept others as they are, Grasshopper. - stattek, on 12/21/2007, -0/+12Oh no! Digital herpes!
- Fracture98, on 12/22/2007, -0/+11Where did you take programming? Devry?
- KaneElson, on 12/21/2007, -0/+11Pillows are more rectangular and smooth, more suitable for sleeping on. This is a cushion, fluffy and not the correct shape, they are terrible for sleeping on.
- OverkillTASF, on 12/21/2007, -0/+11They're backups.
- techweenie1, on 12/21/2007, -0/+11/very/nice/
- LeeSoong, on 12/22/2007, -0/+10you might, the BSOD pillow is full of sand.
- inactive, on 12/21/2007, -0/+10/post/humor/fail :(
- Wander2000, on 12/22/2007, -1/+10No need to type "cd c:always" when you are already logged in the root directory - a simple "cd always' does the same thing, any DOS geek knows that, and would save the extra keystrokes! Go ahead ad digg me down you GUI kids.
- mrjit, on 12/21/2007, -1/+10Why would non-geeks find geek humor funny?
- noahhoward, on 12/22/2007, -1/+10We are both joking, I assume people found both of us funny.
- inactive, on 12/21/2007, -0/+9http://store.artlebedev.com/office/dosugus/
Should really link the store as a matter of courtesy. - Asianwaste, on 12/21/2007, -0/+9I think there's a tacky hidden message: Kate is always in my dreams... that or Pron
- captainchris, on 12/21/2007, -1/+9art lebedev delivers again
- UwasaWaya, on 12/21/2007, -1/+9I imagine anyone who laughed at that wouldn't need help fixing their computer.
- BattleChimp, on 12/22/2007, -2/+10i challenge you all to dig me down
- inactive, on 12/21/2007, -0/+8I have recently found an unused British bank account with £34,000,000 avalible. All I need is your bank name, account number and sort code . . . . this is totally legitimate!
- cldnails, on 12/21/2007, -0/+8Someone reroute the encryption codes. alt+enter, alt+enter
- joegibes, on 12/22/2007, -0/+7Sand and burnt computer parts... AHH THE SMELL OF DEATH
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