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Dos Cushion [PIC]

store.artlebedev.com — Dosugus cushion looks like a black screen and has good old DOS directories embroidered on it.

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  • fwc67, on 12/21/2007, -1/+235I can sleep on this with my imaginary girlfriend
    • techweenie1, on 12/21/2007, -0/+34just because my girlfriend is inflatable doesn't mean she's imaginary...err
      • voyvf, on 12/21/2007, -3/+10what a cheap skate! get a realdoll. =P
      • giveer, on 12/22/2007, -1/+2Well, you can use the pillow to make her look imaginairily pregnant.
    • DarkLance, on 12/21/2007, -6/+4What are you talking about, I sleep with my laptop all the time (yes, with 6.22 on it)
    • DCUK, on 12/21/2007, -0/+24http://store.artlebedev.com/office/dosugus/

      Should really link the store as a matter of courtesy.
      • ArmandoM, on 12/22/2007, -1/+3Maybe the poster just assumed it was some product that might be coming out someday, looks incredibly cool, but is still "in development"
    • FadieZ, on 12/22/2007, -1/+3My girlfriend's real, and she's got 5 fingers.
  • philman467, on 12/21/2007, -30/+7OMG NO WA!!
    • samadam, on 12/21/2007, -2/+15It's spelled "WAI," but nice try.
      • ufia, on 12/21/2007, -1/+17Congrats, you just spell nazied a nonexistent word.
      • csplinter, on 12/21/2007, -2/+1No you don't understand! He was expressing his excitement about the fact this didn't make him want to cry.
  • tdp301, on 12/21/2007, -1/+85I always keep my autoexec.bat in c:, but whatever floats your boat I guess Mr. Lebedev
    • fiftyeggs, on 12/21/2007, -1/+6How is this OS running without a COMMAND.COM?
      • csplinter, on 12/21/2007, -0/+45It's actually just a pillow.
      • rossmcd, on 12/22/2007, -0/+2I thought command.com stayed in the /DOS/ directory, which was made executable from any directory with some command in one of the startup files. maybe PATH= or something like that?
    • namochan, on 12/22/2007, -0/+1It sucks that you can't post real backslash here :P
  • MikeonTV, on 12/21/2007, -17/+3Hi wahnt fur Kristmiss
  • Littleedgitt, on 12/21/2007, -4/+109They need a 'blue screen' cushion
    • pandorazboxx, on 12/21/2007, -0/+56You'd never get any sleep with that! It's like a nightmare pillow.
      • darkNiGHTS, on 12/22/2007, -3/+5Unless you're a linux user.
      • LeeSoong, on 12/22/2007, -0/+10you might, the BSOD pillow is full of sand.
        • joegibes, on 12/22/2007, -0/+7Sand and burnt computer parts... AHH THE SMELL OF DEATH
    • russellnation, on 12/22/2007, -0/+40for when you need to crash
    • funkyjunk3, on 12/22/2007, -2/+2I can't imagine what a red screen of death would give you if blue screen is nightmares...
      • Smills, on 12/22/2007, -0/+3Indeed, I have a friend that had an issue with his graphics card so instead of getting BSODs he got RSODs. Rather amusing.
  • AmICoolNow, on 12/21/2007, -6/+9Das good.
  • AppleGeorge, on 12/21/2007, -22/+5I call this ***** a pillow, not a ***** cushion.
    • KaneElson, on 12/21/2007, -0/+11Pillows are more rectangular and smooth, more suitable for sleeping on. This is a cushion, fluffy and not the correct shape, they are terrible for sleeping on.
  • euunog, on 12/21/2007, -2/+74cd pron
    • DarkLance, on 12/21/2007, -0/+30c:\PRON>dir
      .....
      43,657 File(s) 74,254,258,622 bytes
      c:\PRON>_
      • floridiot2, on 12/21/2007, -1/+18ONLY 74 gigs?!
      • vspazv, on 12/22/2007, -0/+3I have a bit over 2 terabytes...
      • patik, on 12/22/2007, -1/+6DOS can't support partitions that big!
        • likwidfuzion, on 12/22/2007, -0/+5It doesn't necessarily imply it's DOS running as the OS. It can simply be the cmd prompt...
        • robotobibok, on 12/22/2007, -1/+0DOS stands for Disk Operation *System*.
          CMD prompt is a windows system command shell. They're not the same, even if they're both in textmode :)
  • captainchris, on 12/21/2007, -1/+9art lebedev delivers again
    • sleepwalkers, on 12/22/2007, -1/+2...again?
      • captainchris, on 12/22/2007, -0/+1check out his website portfolio. i mean, *****, if that isn't delivery...
  • Dunhamzzz, on 12/21/2007, -4/+68Wife could learn a thing or 2 about the command line when u put her face in it.
    • noahhoward, on 12/21/2007, -14/+21Rules of public speaking: "Know your audience"

      You fail, sir.
      • prgmctan, on 12/21/2007, -1/+19I thought he was full of win
        • RpgActioN, on 12/21/2007, -3/+9How are you ALL getting dugg up? Surely if one agrees with Dun or prg one must disagree with noah, and vice versa! This makes no sense!
          • Etherium, on 12/22/2007, -0/+12Just because one doesn't AGREE with a comment, doesn't mean that one can't APPRECIATE it.
            You must learn to accept others as they are, Grasshopper.
          • noahhoward, on 12/22/2007, -1/+10We are both joking, I assume people found both of us funny.
          • BattleChimp, on 12/22/2007, -2/+10i challenge you all to dig me down
    • keeganspeck, on 12/22/2007, -7/+6What? Wives aren't allowed to use computers. Any free time my wife gets is only free time for me to get a blowjob.
      • colto, on 12/22/2007, -1/+3$50 says you're either not married or a newlywed.
        • otros, on 12/22/2007, -1/+1$50 says you can't get a joke
        • tgoose, on 12/22/2007, -0/+3$50 says keeganspeck can't make one.
        • keeganspeck, on 01/08/2008, -0/+1$50 says I'm a single 16 year old bastard child with a passion for making fun of women.
  • spyd3rweb, on 12/21/2007, -11/+25Bash cushion would be better.
  • kevbryant, on 12/21/2007, -0/+98Horoscope.exe? A Folder named "Girls". 10 to 1 this pillow has a virus.
    • stattek, on 12/21/2007, -0/+12Oh no! Digital herpes!
    • chris9902, on 12/21/2007, -0/+41it does. look at the bottom right "trojan.exe"
      • zbarnett, on 12/22/2007, -0/+2I thought a trojan tried to hide and make itself look like a good upstanding program.....this one must be really bad at it.
  • Unreal595, on 12/21/2007, -3/+21/exec/sexytime/
    • techweenie1, on 12/21/2007, -0/+11/very/nice/
    • Funpolice2050, on 12/21/2007, -3/+2/wowoweeeewow/
    • voyvf, on 12/21/2007, -1/+5/usr/bin/grope
    • DCUK, on 12/21/2007, -0/+10/post/humor/fail :(
    • csplinter, on 12/22/2007, -2/+0'/exec/sexytime/' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

      dos uses backslashes and /exec/sexytime/ is a directory no a file/program
      • t3rmv3locity, on 12/22/2007, -0/+4/exec/sexytime/ would work on linux...ohh the irony...
  • cldnails, on 12/21/2007, -0/+8Someone reroute the encryption codes. alt+enter, alt+enter
  • Christbait, on 12/21/2007, -1/+2Want one.
  • pheedback, on 12/21/2007, -0/+19Will they bring out the Dos Boot next?
  • madeingermany, on 12/21/2007, -1/+29What are config.sys and autoexec.bat doing in a subdir?
    • SpaceDreamer, on 12/21/2007, -1/+23you know you're a geek when
      told to 'Go to Hell', you see the 'go to', rather than the destination, as harmful.
    • OverkillTASF, on 12/21/2007, -0/+11They're backups.
    • DarkLance, on 12/21/2007, -1/+2as Overkill said, they could be for an alternate boot config
  • cypherstream, on 12/21/2007, -7/+5I want that on a shirt to wear to work. They would get a kick out of that when I come around to fix peoples computers.
    • mrjit, on 12/21/2007, -1/+10Why would non-geeks find geek humor funny?
      • UwasaWaya, on 12/21/2007, -1/+9I imagine anyone who laughed at that wouldn't need help fixing their computer.
    • voyvf, on 12/21/2007, -0/+5So take a screenshot of a command prompt and open a cafepress account.
    • Malchus89, on 12/22/2007, -0/+1I think the blue screen would be more sadisticly ironic....
  • krusader3z, on 12/21/2007, -20/+4I just scratched a 10,000$ winning lottery ticket that my work gave me as a christmas gift!!! Holiday Cash Illinois State Lottery!
    • JudgeMonkey, on 12/21/2007, -0/+5Congratulations... wtf does this have to do with a dos cushion? I mean, I guess you could buy it off of them.
      • krusader3z, on 12/21/2007, -2/+6Nothing at all I could care less that I got dugg down. I was just reading this forum and happened to remember the ticket was in my backpack. So i pulled it out and scratchedit and three like numbers showed up. I nearly ***** myself.

        Drinkin' crown royal right now and figuring out where the nearest lotto facility is (cant cash it at the store)

        I am a broke college student you have no idea how awesome this is right before christmas! I can finally pay down my credit cards and go to Europe like i've always wanted to do! had to express my joy somewhere
    • DCUK, on 12/21/2007, -0/+8I have recently found an unused British bank account with £34,000,000 avalible. All I need is your bank name, account number and sort code . . . . this is totally legitimate!
    • AmICoolNow, on 12/22/2007, -0/+4Hey I don't see why you got dugg down. If I won $10,000 and a digg page was open I'd yell about it, too.
    • CresseyChaos, on 12/24/2007, -0/+0Congratulations buddy, as a poor student as well I know where you're coming from, have a great christmas :)
  • theferno, on 12/21/2007, -5/+4good for your microsoft-loving midget friends
  • mrjit, on 12/21/2007, -9/+5What is this, my moms computer? Where's [porn] [exgfs]. or the fake [HOMEWORK] dir full of porn?
    • tdp301, on 12/21/2007, -6/+3Your mom's computer has directories labeled [pron] and [girls]???!!!
    • mrjit, on 12/21/2007, -1/+2Bury me, I totally missed the PRON dir.
  • DarkLance, on 12/21/2007, -0/+26Who wants to bet the "PRON" directory is the largest?
    • valkyries, on 12/22/2007, -0/+3why cant people just say porn again?
  • Asianwaste, on 12/21/2007, -0/+9I think there's a tacky hidden message: Kate is always in my dreams... that or Pron
  • plan4, on 12/21/2007, -2/+0Another great offering from artlebedev... available for purchase in only 3 years!!
  • ferrariman60, on 12/21/2007, -4/+1Lol $10 says it's sold out, unavailable, or will be released when development is finished and the price goes up about 5x?
    /sarcasm, I know it's "available," just wanted to poke fun at the optimus debacle.
  • kinglenster, on 12/21/2007, -4/+4I don't think this is geeky at all.
  • DeadFox1, on 12/21/2007, -0/+7it's missing a dir.. [NOTPRON]
  • themourningsun, on 12/21/2007, -1/+0i tried to buy from the site..but the only shipping was like $57....
    so yeah thats retarded.
  • DCUK, on 12/21/2007, -0/+9http://store.artlebedev.com/office/dosugus/

    Should really link the store as a matter of courtesy.
  • ApolloImBurning, on 12/21/2007, -0/+36C:/DOS>
    C:/DOS/RUN>
    RUN/DOS/RUN
  • j.carcinogen, on 12/21/2007, -0/+5Not to be confused with Das Kushion.
  • Rolamoto, on 12/21/2007, -0/+3Hey, my brain has a temp folder, but it always deletes the data too soon...
  • caintrain, on 12/21/2007, -0/+4you can tell how un-nerdy i am, i thought it was dos as in two
    • isunktheship, on 12/22/2007, -1/+0hola, no tenemos computadoras en mexico?
      • AmICoolNow, on 12/22/2007, -0/+1That would mean "Hi, we don't have computers in Mexico?". I think you were looking for "tienen" instead of tenemos. Either way, the comment was still retarded.
    • Slog, on 12/22/2007, -0/+2No, you are perfectly correct. Dos=two and DOS=disk operating system
  • phpftw, on 12/21/2007, -2/+2How to make this better? Use a *nix ba$h output.
  • A14049752, on 12/22/2007, -0/+0I'm such a dork. The first thing I noticed about it was that they would have had to be using CMD.com instead of "DOS" because horoscope.exe, to do.txt and wish list.txt weren't following the 8.3 rule.
    • spacefaced, on 12/22/2007, -0/+0I'm shocked... not that you noticed that, but that no one ELSE noticed it in the past 16 hours? (No one else dugg up your comment, or made the same comment.) I mean, it's more than a little glaring! Can it be that I too am a freak for noticing this within 2 seconds of seeing the picture?

      I mean, we're not that far removed from the 8.3 days, are we?
      • Engival, on 12/23/2007, -0/+1That's because he's not exactly correct. You got long filename support in windows 95, and were able to boot up in straight dos without loading windows, and still retain LFN support.. of course, it should be "dos 7", not "dos 1.0" in that case. cmd.exe is NT and beyond.
  • isunktheship, on 12/22/2007, -0/+0is the optimus.jpg a shot at the keyboard? if so, excellent. other acceptable jpgs would include duke_nukem_forever.jpg, in the dreams folder.
    • ArmandoM, on 12/22/2007, -0/+1Perhaps when 3D Realms makes their own pillow...
  • Tias, on 12/22/2007, -0/+3I SO WANT THIS!
  • Wander2000, on 12/22/2007, -1/+10No need to type "cd c:always" when you are already logged in the root directory - a simple "cd always' does the same thing, any DOS geek knows that, and would save the extra keystrokes! Go ahead ad digg me down you GUI kids.
  • McInternet, on 12/22/2007, -1/+6some of these filenames could never exist in DOS thanks to the 8.3 rule. this is a Windows cushion.
    • mancat, on 12/22/2007, -1/+1You're dugg down, so... I don't think they know that.
  • SellotapeGuy, on 12/22/2007, -4/+2Stupid, pointless crap.
    • cs188, on 12/22/2007, -0/+2'Stupid, pointless crap.' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.
  • blinkenlightz, on 12/22/2007, -1/+6Definitely NOT a DOS cushion. Illegal filenames for one, autoexec.bat and config.sys would only belong in that directory if it were an integral copy of a floppy, in which case it would also have a COMMAND.COM -- I might give it some speck of credence if you show me a DOS bittorrent client.

    Wow, I think I've just blown my geek cover, and possibly given a hint or two about my age...
  • azcowboy290, on 12/22/2007, -3/+1GEEKS
  • Roblodocus, on 12/22/2007, -1/+1.
  • Malchus89, on 12/22/2007, -1/+2Next up, the "Vista" Pillow.....
    I'll let you in on a secret....it's a brick!
    • tolbs, on 12/22/2007, -0/+6Windows Vista needs your permission to use this cushion.
  • bladefist, on 12/22/2007, -1/+3this pillow is 28 bux. But if you can get a dos screenshot and go to cafepress you can make it for like 15$

    Thats just the kind of cheap bastard i am.
  • Swarms, on 12/22/2007, -1/+8The definition of geek: 1) Diggers "Fixing" the syntax on a DOS Pillow. 2) Understanding everything they're "Fixing"
    • Sabin, on 12/22/2007, -2/+1Or having used a computer before Windows 95. All the errors on there are really basic. My room mate who hasn't touch the command line in about 10 years even noticed most of them. You have to remember that some of us were born before 1988.
    • Malchus89, on 12/23/2007, -1/+0What's that like? I hear it's like dreaming....
  • enterneo, on 12/22/2007, -0/+1I will get a nightmare on these :P
  • FranksValli, on 12/22/2007, -0/+1Too bad you can only use one cushion at a time. No multitasking, after all.. *rimshot*
  • LocalH, on 12/23/2007, -0/+1HAHAHAHA, it has a typo. Very last line: "C:|ALWAYS>"
  • addicted68098, on 12/26/2007, -0/+2I wish it came in terminal flavors
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