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- Nougat, on 10/12/2007, -2/+79From TFA:
EXECUTIVE. We need to get the sequel to "Railway I" out right away.
MANAGER. But... all we have ready is a car set.
EXECUTIVE. No time, no time, just change the logo. And Henderson?
MANAGER. Yes sir?
EXECUTIVE. Don't forget the demon. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -7/+79It looks like a children's train set designed by DeathKlok (the most brutal metal band ever to play metal)
- drakelord, on 10/12/2007, -2/+64I would like to point out that the demon they used is actually from the cover of Might and Magic VII
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Galaxy/2276/Might_logo2.jpg - missflibbles, on 10/12/2007, -1/+57Demon my ass. That's a gremlin. THAT's why you don't feed them after midnight or get them wet.
- xerus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+51I love the contrast. You have a happy rainbow track with Hansel and Grettle playing apparently, and then in the corner is this dark force approaching to consume their souls. Brilliant.
- whiledo, on 03/25/2009, -0/+32http://cgi.ebay.com/Blocks-Series-Railway-11-multi-Block-Car-Track_W0QQitemZ150054757589QQihZ005QQcategoryZ45352QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item150054757589#ebayphotohosting
- miggz06, on 10/12/2007, -0/+31Mark of the Beast will make your child happy
best warning label ever!
I can totally see this game in Japan! - spyrochaete, on 10/12/2007, -1/+31but why is the logo dripping blood?
- sjbdallas, on 10/12/2007, -1/+29Is this guy such a cheapskate that he's buying christmas presents at a Thai swapmeet?
- DeadWisdom, on 10/12/2007, -1/+29Those kids look scarier than the demon.
- nmc1980, on 10/12/2007, -4/+31Looks like its the only picture they could find that resembles a dinosaur.
Seems to be a dinosaur themed trainset.
Fun and educational - pastaq, on 10/12/2007, -2/+28Don't poke your eye out, don't eat, don't choke, adult supervision.
- XStatic, on 10/12/2007, -2/+24"This story is a joke....let me do everyone a favor....you want to get these stories first? go to the following websites : techcrunch, wired news, boingboing, tech.memeorandum, metafilter, lifehacker, waxy.org, neatorama, mad professor, daring fireball, delicious, 43 folders, gigaom, profy.com, geekblue, gizmodo, engadget, slashdot, techdirt and subscribe to their rss feeds....that way you can stop posting this ***** on digg......enough"
I wasn't aware Digg was competing to be a see it first here site...
I thought the point of digg was to consolidate all the stories available elsewhere in one location and get feedback from others about what is interesting so one doesn't have to subscribe to all of that...
How about you go change your digg profile to see tech stories only? - JrGhoull, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18@ bluephenix
like you said, digg is a social site. The whole idea is that people get to read what they want to read all on one site. You gave a nice listing for other good reputable websites where u can get similar news. but i dont want to go through those and search through them each and every day, trying to find something worth reading. Rather i just let other people do it for me and reap the rewards. personally i loved seeing this. I thought it was funny as hell...its rare to see a childrens toy box quite so ***** up. I dont know what the people or person was thinking when they made the cover art for this box...but if all toy boxes was like, then i'd be visitng my local toys 'r us ALOT more often. - davidjunit, on 10/12/2007, -1/+19Looks like the only picture of some kids they could find was taken in the 70's. heh
- yutt, on 10/12/2007, -1/+19What the hell does that have to do with parental responsibility?
Oh *****! My kids saw blood and a demon face! Next thing you know they'll be playing DOOM, and selling their bodies for drug money! - millerbrad, on 10/12/2007, -7/+24Uh-oh... bluephoenix is crying...
Somebody call the WAH-mbulance! - coldfusion055, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18Flashing Enter! Yes!
- mikebeauchamp, on 10/12/2007, -3/+19But there's a line across "adult supervision" just like all the other ones, so it must mean "no adult supervision".
It also seems like this has a really loose Jurassic Park theme going to it, with the jeeps, dinosaurs and gates and stuff. So that explains the flying dinosaur in the corner.. and the crazy demonhead was probably just one of the first things that came up when the graphic designer google image searched for dinosaur. Pretty damn awesome though. - cJw314, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17It *probably* is?
Do you know of a photo studio where I can go have my kids in a pic with a demon smiling over their shoulder?
(you're welcome, next poster, for the easy setup) - apothekari, on 10/12/2007, -1/+161.American Yankee are liking EXTREME!
2. See Rail car when explode happily!
3.Shopping kiosk! mall of America!
4. Demons Evacuate!
5.PROFIT!! - OnlyShawn, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14"why is this dripping blood?"
...usually a good question to start out with. - anonatron, on 10/12/2007, -1/+151) Do not place arrows in eye
2) Do not feed pac-man razor blades
3) Do not place dog shocking collar on pac-man
4) Do not adopt child bearing the mark of the beast - rodgerdodger5, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15"The crazy truck kept leaping the road and crashing all over the floor."
The crazy truck? kept leaping the road? and crashing all over? the floor?
THE CRAZY TRUCK! KEPT LEAPING! THE ROAD! AND CRASHING ALL OVER THE FLOOR!
www.thecrazytruckkeptleapingtheroadandcrashingalloverthefloor.com
? - theokandroid, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13Those kids are totally going to be badasses.
- DeflatorMouse, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12I notice that the Generic Aryan Children(tm) aren't so much happy as they are confused.
- DreKor, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12I'm so happy I'm not the only one who noticed that. I'd like to commend the graphic designer's photoshop abilities and applaud him for removing all of the party members and identifying text before he pasted the dragon into the layout, that was a good catch on his part.
- Cl1mh4224rd, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11I can't help but think he *really* bought it because of the box.
- Muncher, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13Those warning icons are freaking sweet. They're like, warning Pac Man not to eat squares or something.
- socalrob, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11This reminds me of that children's ride in plastic car I saw at a toy store that was a Taxi and had not one but three separate stickers that numbered it the 666 car. And it wasn't a joke sticker either, it was part of the design.
- daverp, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10Why would it be a choking hazard? Pac-Man been eating those little dots since 1979
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+12best conversation ever
- lnf69, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10Great Post!!!
I wonder where the product is from, like made in Transylvania or something. - bdrydyk, on 10/12/2007, -2/+12"This story is a joke....let me do everyone a favor....you want to get these stories first? go to the following websites : techcrunch, wired news, boingboing, tech.memeorandum, metafilter, lifehacker, waxy.org, neatorama, mad professor, daring fireball, delicious, 43 folders, gigaom, profy.com, geekblue, gizmodo, engadget, slashdot, techdirt and subscribe to their rss feeds....that way you can stop posting this ***** on digg......enough"
I always though the point of digg was to reduce the amount of sites and RSS feeds I have wade through. Digg doesn't make news, it compiles it and sorts it by how interesting it was to other users.
By your logic we could get rid of digg, and all the other sites you mentioned simply by visiting the thousands upon thousands of source websites! - drakelord, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10Actually, it's not my Geocities. I just randomly linked from Google Images to the first one I saw, :]
- shertzerj, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Haaa, we hosed your geocities.
- Raian, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9whoever the designer is-- he/she needs an award! That thing looks awesome.
- xedd, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8These warnings remind me of what was written on a cheap fireworks I bought a long time ago.
It said something like "Light fuse with fire, and run away". - SuckMyDigg, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Get their pic taken at walmart with a manager?
- SuckMyDigg, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Holy *****. Was there a coherent idea in that mess of a comment?
- howrare, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7another image: http://img.barterbee.com/coverg/74/612474.jpg
- Ascus, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6I think the "dripping blood" was supposed to be Stelagmites and the Demon was a Dinosaur. My Six year old would would love that set.and the box.
- 10001110101, on 10/12/2007, -3/+8The last time I laughed so hard, I was high!
- sfacets, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5 Maybe he just thought the whole idea of a bloody little plastic train was lame, and wanted to make it sell. (Violence sells, you know.)
- MetalUnderShock, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5They look like the children of the damned
- Klarth, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6In before we welcome our new but will it blend 3. ???? 4. profit overlords.
- clickwir, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4its not that bad
i'd let my kids play it - GenerousLinus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4@ imakeartwork
Obviously you didnt refresh and see that someone posted a physical picture of the box and that this is in fact a real product.
There are marketing idiots out there. Just because it's ridiculous doesn't mean its a "FAKE!!!1" -
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