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33 Reasons not to put your picture on the internet... [34 pics]
polyice.com — yea, some of them are pretty funny. sucks to be this kid.
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- wiifm69, on 10/10/2007, -9/+28Dugg for the spiderman pic, priceless
- razrielle, on 10/10/2007, -45/+6"spider pig, spider pig. Doing the things a spider pig can. Can he sling webs? no he cant. Dosnt matter hes spiderpig."
- NSMike, on 10/10/2007, -9/+48Augh. Misquotes FTL.
"Spider pig, spider pig... Does whatever a spider pig does... Can he swing from a web? No, he can't, he's a pig. Look out, he is the spider pig."- therightclique, on 10/10/2007, -18/+2you're a ***** asshole. who the ***** is bringing a notepad in with them to the movie theater? what a dick.
- Tales, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3:-(
- ScarlemNocturne, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Durrrrrrr hurrr, because it takes an astrophysicist to remember a SIMPSONS' QUOTE from one of the AIRED COMMERCIALS no less.
- DOGPARTY, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1you are all ***** losers
***** show
***** film
***** joke
- therightclique, on 10/10/2007, -18/+2you're a ***** asshole. who the ***** is bringing a notepad in with them to the movie theater? what a dick.
- NSMike, on 10/10/2007, -9/+48Augh. Misquotes FTL.
- akifbayram, on 10/10/2007, -4/+10http://72.14.209.104/search?q=cache:http://www.33reasons.com/
Caught a few. - wbagdon, on 10/10/2007, -0/+18http://www.polyice.com.nyud.net:8090/
caught most- antdude, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Or http://www.polyice.com.nyud.net:8080/ (seems all of them are there now)
- Anrkist, on 10/10/2007, -20/+7This was on ebaums years ago... I love nostalgia.
- kaytrio, on 10/10/2007, -5/+37Rule #213 of Digg: Never say you like Ebaumsworld
- cryptoki, on 02/01/2008, -3/+1yeah but nothing tops "the star wars kid"
- SniperXPX, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3OWNED
- Shenanigans, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11The kid who's in all the pictures has his own website and he's a few years older. All the pictures are there and he's even got some funny videos of him dancing! http://www.xiaopang.cn/
- sabach, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6He's a good sport
- razrielle, on 10/10/2007, -45/+6"spider pig, spider pig. Doing the things a spider pig can. Can he sling webs? no he cant. Dosnt matter hes spiderpig."
- thinkingserious, on 10/10/2007, -33/+6Thanks for making me spit out my coffee...
- thinkingserious, on 10/10/2007, -3/+30This must be a comment bug. The dupe above appeared when I clicked to edit the other comment...
- thinkingserious, on 10/10/2007, -5/+130Thanks for making me spit out my coffee...
- thinkingserious, on 10/10/2007, -1/+48Specifically, it was the dancing pic.
- signal15, on 10/10/2007, -16/+1Spit out some more:
http://www.angryrussell.com/- Switch22, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1those are just bad
- Rikka, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3I'll actually NEVER get these pictures out of my head. ever.
- TunerPrep, on 10/10/2007, -11/+3haha, yea. i enjoyed these. thought i would share them with everyone.
- mattcoady, on 10/10/2007, -0/+16Shhh.... you're breaking the fourth wall.
- stalefries, on 10/10/2007, -16/+2Anything NSFW?
- dhughes, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15 The animated .gif of him/her grinding is probably OK but it's just not right...just not right at all!
- crushfan, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2WTF, Isn't it Sunday? WHO WORKS ON SUNDAY?! Or do you pick possible-NSFW stuff and take a look when you're at work?
- daxsymbiont, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2those that make it possible to post.
- futureb, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2perhaps he's using a laptop from work?
- TunerPrep, on 10/10/2007, -3/+15its all sfw. some may be a lil disturbing...but in a funny way, not a not safe way.
- Theipolicy, on 10/10/2007, -2/+88"Service Unavailable"
That ugly eh? - twrife, on 10/10/2007, -3/+3Did anyone get a mirror?
- screamthenrun, on 10/10/2007, -2/+88coral caught a few
http://www.polyice.com.nyud.net:8080/ - thinkdez, on 10/10/2007, -2/+33Here is an alternate site which has many of the photos:
http://www.33reasons.com/ - djironx, on 10/10/2007, -6/+3HAHA. Who is this kid? I think the best one is Ace Ventura. Epic Movie BTW.
- ikimashokie, on 10/10/2007, -2/+11http://news.independent.co.uk/world/asia/article1987610.ece Xiao Pang. Gas Station Attendant.
- Niddik, on 10/10/2007, -5/+16No Star Wars kid parody?
- Hiki, on 10/10/2007, -6/+2http://www.polyice.com.nyud.net:8080/pics/playfair.bmp
- Niddik, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10That's not quite what I had in mind.
- pivovy, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2That's one very old kid.
- aaronmcdonald, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5http://www.33reasons.com/images/untitled.bmp there ya go!
- Niddik, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1That kid looks like he wants to kill me... 8^o
- Hiki, on 10/10/2007, -6/+2http://www.polyice.com.nyud.net:8080/pics/playfair.bmp
- kylehoward, on 10/10/2007, -3/+105the master chief one was just retarded looking
- Dokument, on 10/10/2007, -9/+36http://www.polyice.com.nyud.net:8080/pics/image020.gif
that was the best one- Evolve, on 10/10/2007, -1/+12Alizee FTW!
- sidewalker, on 10/10/2007, -2/+0i'd tap that
- mattcoady, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7You tap away. I'll do my tapping over here.
http://xp6theboss.free.fr/Images/Girls/Brunes/Alizee_dance_1%5b1%5d.gif- Aupajo, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Ha! That's the French singer who the female night elf dance is based off in WoW.
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*****. I said that out loud.- LilyFoxglove, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1Yeah, that grammar usage was pretty embarrassing.
- ultrafez, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Or just anywhere in this folder: http://xp6theboss.free.fr/Images/Girls/
:)
- Aupajo, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Ha! That's the French singer who the female night elf dance is based off in WoW.
- LakeshoreBaby, on 10/10/2007, -4/+45Mirror
http://www.polyice.com.nyud.net:8080/
This made my night. Thanks.- bogart27, on 10/10/2007, -1/+0Wicked, thanks for the working mirror.
- Sil369, on 10/10/2007, -8/+6That's Hot.
- HumanRecall, on 10/10/2007, -7/+3Service Unavailable
Was that Number One ....cause thats all i got when i clicked on the link - D3koy, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2the dancer is supposed to be who? the french chick who the wow dances were based on....i can't think of her name, a little help?
- thebillgonadz, on 10/10/2007, -9/+2Alizee is her name. The epidemy of jailbait European pop music and my future ex-wife.
- vonskippy, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6She's 23 (hardly jail bait), married, has a kid, pretty much gave up the glamour for the mommyhood lifestyle.
- spell024, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5epidemy ... lol
- sabach, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Yeah that's someone who starts an epidemic, as in "Alizee is the epidemy of the epidemic of jailbait European pop music and my future ex-wife"
- ThatEvilGuy, on 10/10/2007, -7/+1Alizee
- SeyWat, on 10/10/2007, -7/+1Alizee
- Drizzit, on 10/10/2007, -6/+2Alizee
- Iuvat, on 10/10/2007, -3/+9I sneeze
Febreze - TheSmiddy, on 10/10/2007, -7/+1it's Alizee
well at least i think it is - ernasty10050, on 10/10/2007, -6/+1Alizee
- nogami, on 10/10/2007, -5/+2Downloaded a few of her concert videos... She has a very... uh... stimulating way of dancing.
She's not jailbait anymore, married & has a child ;-; (doesn't stop my appreciation of her dance moves, however)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alizee - joefreeza, on 10/10/2007, -2/+14Well, everyone is doing it so...
Alizee - jiub, on 10/10/2007, -0/+14The Internet has done me a grave injustice by not alerting me of her presence years ago.
- jiub, on 10/10/2007, -0/+16Sorry for replying to myself, but seriously? We put up with Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson for the last 10 years and Europe gets her? WTF???
- AdmiralJimbob, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0I'm from the UK and we're in the same boat as you. I share your pain.
- jiub, on 10/10/2007, -0/+16Sorry for replying to myself, but seriously? We put up with Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson for the last 10 years and Europe gets her? WTF???
- hokkos, on 10/10/2007, -3/+2Not Alizee, but Alizée
- vancanucksfan, on 10/10/2007, -3/+2Alizee and Cristal, weed sure you've heard of all the freaky ***** they say about me -2pac
- Shenanigans, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees.
- olympian41, on 10/10/2007, -2/+0Dugg for the flight of the conchords reference
- thebillgonadz, on 10/10/2007, -9/+2Alizee is her name. The epidemy of jailbait European pop music and my future ex-wife.
- Samzo, on 10/10/2007, -2/+40what do you mean sucks to be this kid? hes famous now for doing nothing. sweet!
- zybch, on 10/10/2007, -4/+1But would you want to look like that (I mean the untouched photo)??
- stklaw, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Don't you mean INfamous?
- BillGoans, on 10/10/2007, -16/+4Ohh I think Ive seen these!!! Yeah it was back in 1996 when I used dial-up on AOL! old as *****.
- djw1191, on 10/10/2007, -0/+14It's funny because the picture was taken in 2003, but nice try...
- crushfan, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1ZING!
- djw1191, on 10/10/2007, -0/+14It's funny because the picture was taken in 2003, but nice try...
- motheroats, on 10/10/2007, -6/+4im going to send this guy a couple pictures of the bitches that i hate!
- ktchpmn, on 10/10/2007, -1/+36"11.17.2004 - New host found thanks to the many fans and supporters!"
do i even have to say old?- corkster, on 10/10/2007, -6/+5OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLDEEEEEEE!
- loneBoat, on 10/10/2007, -3/+12You never HAVE to say "old". In fact, people say it so much here on Digg, it gets - well - OLD. I've been using the Internet since long before this came out, and I haven't seen it before. And I got a laugh out of it. So kudos to whoever posted it, and SHUT UP to everyone crying "OLD". Not everyone has read every page of the Internet like you [apparently] have. I'm still working on it - I think I'm about half way done.
- Arramol, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8But...but it's +5 geek cred to brag about how you saw this back in 1994 when you were so cool with your Mosaic browser!
- bamapachyderm, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3I don't care that it's old. I've seen it before too, but it still made me laugh again.
- arunforce, on 10/10/2007, -4/+3It's a different story if someone puts your picture on the internet for you?
Damn you Google StreetView!- Talena, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0who cares about streetview? i don't leave my house anyway ;)
- amrush4th, on 10/10/2007, -4/+36I now understand that my entire point in life was digg this article...I win life.
- Bondrake, on 10/10/2007, -0/+13I sure hope your comment gets dugg more then, it would suck for your point in life to only have 3 diggs.
- Renton, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9Once you find out the meaning of life, it instantly changes to something else.
- crushfan, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Meaning of life is what you want it to be.
- jbol, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0for the lack of better words, life itself is absurd. deal with it.
- motheroats, on 10/10/2007, -12/+2i am currently using the Micha Barton one for my desktop backround. Digg this if you like her or love her!(just cause she left the o.c., gives you no right to hate her)
- satx, on 10/10/2007, -10/+1You're gay.
- motheroats, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2grow up!
- Hayaemsay, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2I didn't realise people actually watched The O.C.
- satx, on 10/10/2007, -10/+1You're gay.
- Lenny, on 10/10/2007, -5/+4Holy ***** i can't believe this still exists! But, yeah, it's really old.
- ismith, on 10/10/2007, -7/+5I remember seeing these pictures in 4th grade on eBaum's World. Still funny, but very very old.
- GreenxGiraffe, on 10/10/2007, -0/+16So, how's fifth grade treating you?
- ygrof, on 10/10/2007, -7/+1Numa Numa 2.0?
- Technopope, on 10/10/2007, -1/+31That is Xiao Pang from China.
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2006-10/11/content_5190388.htm- Technopope, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4More info:
Full Story: http://news.independent.co.uk/world/asia/article1987610.ece
His own site (Chinese): http://www.xiaopang.cn/- bamapachyderm, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2In English:
http://66.249.91.104/translate_c?hl=en&langpair=zh-CN%7Cen&u=http://www.xiaopang.cn/
Also here:
http://66.249.91.104/translate_c?hl=en&langpair=zh-CN%7Cen&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.xiaopang.cn%2F%3Fuid-4
Look at this animated gif:
http://www.xiaopang.cn/images/zhengji2.gif
HA!
- bamapachyderm, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2In English:
- somekids, on 10/10/2007, -6/+4doesn't "xiao pang" mean little fatass in Chinese?
- KingErroneous, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2The original is Xiao Pang. The others are Photo-Xiao-Pang.
- tehpwnrate, on 10/10/2007, -4/+3"but then I realized people do it because they like me." Haha, guess again.
- wiifm69, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2His words "people do it because they like me" ...riiiight
- mz00m, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1"have digitally morphed a photograph of the 100 kilogram boy's face"
Now what does his weight have to do with this?
- Technopope, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4More info:
- betona, on 10/10/2007, -4/+9Aren't those all from a Fark photoshop thread?
- naio, on 10/10/2007, -13/+13OOOOOOOOOOLD!
- DephexTwin, on 10/10/2007, -0/+57OK, that looks like 33 reasons to put my picture on the Internet. Why would I not want this to happen?
- zdiggler, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Is more like don't let Farkers make you victim of photoshop.
- KotoOni, on 10/10/2007, -13/+0But will it blend?
- whiteyMcBrown, on 10/10/2007, -0/+12Holy *****... Is this joke dead yet?.... No? Ok... All your base are belong to us, then, I guess....
- Ibanezfoo, on 10/10/2007, -7/+6Amazing how these things circle around the internet. This is unbelievably old!
- Barbarino, on 10/10/2007, -12/+6this wasn't funny or even remotely cool.
- loneBoat, on 10/10/2007, -1/+9And yet you took the time to comment. How nice of you.
- Subterfug, on 10/10/2007, -7/+2This is OLD!
And FYI this kid gained a lot of fame from this picture/internet phenomenon to the point where he was demanding his own TV show. - CReyes4182, on 10/10/2007, -3/+8It may be old but its still entertaining :D
- DiggzDE, on 10/10/2007, -3/+11Welcome to the Internet.
- peter337, on 10/10/2007, -10/+4buried... OLD
- paradigm1220, on 10/10/2007, -6/+133 reasons. But 34 pics?
- LordStandley, on 10/10/2007, -0/+71 Original plus 33 photoshops.
- mathmanjeffy, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1In this case, the original might be reason enough.
- LordStandley, on 10/10/2007, -0/+71 Original plus 33 photoshops.
- stealth45, on 10/10/2007, -4/+2http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/623/asiankidle8.jpg
- supertrombone, on 10/10/2007, -5/+1http://www.polyice.com.nyud.net:8080/pics/image017.jpg
Who is that girl in the front? I can't think of her name...- paradigm1220, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Looks like they're twins. Mary Kate and Ashley?
I'm assuming that wasn't sarcasm btw. - loneBoat, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1Looks sorta like the girl who plays Claire on LOST. Emilie de Ravin.
- jellygraph, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Her name is slut
- paradigm1220, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Looks like they're twins. Mary Kate and Ashley?
- omarciddo, on 10/10/2007, -6/+8Way back when there used to be a bury as old story option. Wonder why it's gone.
- looksliketrent, on 10/10/2007, -4/+2Because, what is old to some, is new to others.
- AttackingHobo, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7Because that options job was to weed out all the old, and when the button became old, it still had to follow its design, and promptly removed itself.
- Hale, on 10/10/2007, -3/+6OffTopic and SomethingAwful repost from 4 years ago? :coolugh:
- pmc64, on 10/10/2007, -6/+10older than jesus riding a dinosaur.
- bacon_skoda, on 10/10/2007, -11/+8Digg just got OLDED!!
- rxzhang, on 10/10/2007, -2/+23Mirror:
http://www.rankthehot.com/_33_Reasons_not_to_put_your_picture_on_the_internet_pics - Icebird, on 10/10/2007, -6/+534. your server crashes.
- jabberwolf, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0Old but im still laughing!
Wonder if the grown up kid is willing to submit a new pic?! - hobophobe, on 10/10/2007, -0/+135. People keep reposting it on Digg until you're an old man.
- jabberwolf, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0Old but im still laughing!
- Jdban, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1How can I not digg anything with even a remote connection to Alizee.
- xerus, on 10/10/2007, -4/+2I thought "This better not be that fat asian kid from 5 years ago. Please dont let it be the fat asian kid, Digg. I beg of you. Convince me that you're not being taken over by dumbass AOL users."
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