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It Could Always Be Worse (COMIC)

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  • Memesink, on 03/28/2008, -38/+1To be honest, these sound like fun! Gimmee a popular thread so I can watch this happen in Real Time!

    Just kidding. :)
    • Breadsticks707, on 03/28/2008, -5/+37TAG. Now you're a vampire!
      • fatrandy13, on 03/28/2008, -19/+1you actually got 15 diggs for simply typeing one of the lines in the comic?
        • whitmell, on 03/28/2008, -0/+16and you're about to have negative diggs for spelling "typing" wrong. Don't you just LOVE digg?
      • slvrbullet87, on 03/28/2008, -3/+1TAG you're an emo
        • MacEnvy, on 03/28/2008, -0/+2Make sure to stay away from Mexico then ...
  • Tamriel, on 03/28/2008, -18/+92♥
    • DeskFlyer, on 03/28/2008, -9/+21♠
    • JLecker, on 03/28/2008, -10/+171[♥] - Weighted Companion Cube
      • jordanau, on 03/28/2008, -3/+67Please don't talk so flippantly about the deceased.
        • Laiden, on 03/28/2008, -4/+16You obviously didn't beat the game.
        • BoneheadFarker, on 03/28/2008, -1/+1@Laiden

          Great...now you spoiled it for me...
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        • Exbzurq, on 03/28/2008, -0/+7That almost looks like Samus.

          Though I know its half of the WCC, but still the similarity is striking.
        • saucedmike, on 03/28/2008, -0/+2I thought the exact same thing
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          You can optionally insert "FAIL" next to his head depending on context.
      • poponegra, on 03/28/2008, -12/+1burry me
        • Trilock, on 03/28/2008, -6/+0i wont burry you but i will tag you... oh ahahaha I'm so ***** clever!.. yea.. just bury me too...
    • FeartheKnighted, on 03/28/2008, -5/+74You think I'm going to digg you up just because you discovered how to post a totally random heart? Well you are right.
      • cpugeek2214, on 03/28/2008, -0/+2Sounded like Mitch Hedberg there.
    • forgiste, on 03/28/2008, -4/+4So subtle.
    • Mimorox, on 03/28/2008, -4/+48♫♪
    • uziko, on 03/28/2008, -5/+4i totally agree
    • cluenotyou, on 03/28/2008, -4/+21
    • allah6464, on 03/28/2008, -3/+8☼ ☺
  • faceless323, on 03/28/2008, -6/+153tag you're a chupacabras
    • JonTheGoose, on 03/28/2008, -4/+12Tag you're a Sasquatch NOTAGBACKS!!
      • Trilock, on 03/28/2008, -0/+4first you turn me into a ***** sasquatch and then you want me to follow your no tag back rule... well ***** your no tag backs... TAG bitch your a cow!
    • Dokument, on 03/28/2008, -8/+6***** im multiple?!
    • D3koy, on 03/28/2008, -1/+1That is a game I would play..
    • JD52, on 03/28/2008, -1/+6"How bout Chuppa thingy huh? How bout that?"
    • ledmonkey, on 03/28/2008, -0/+1Noodle AR
    • DarkDx, on 03/28/2008, -1/+5What about a chupavagina?
  • Aeaus, on 03/28/2008, -14/+2el oh el...
  • JackSrenton, on 03/28/2008, -6/+119Dugg for the two heads fighting over Linux vs. Nazis
    • Hobbes24, on 03/28/2008, -13/+4yea, like linux stands a chance : P
    • dezmo, on 03/28/2008, -3/+1i assumed that the one guy was comparing the linux guy or something he was talking about to hitler
    • Squidwalk, on 03/28/2008, -0/+1Haha, that's pretty accurate. There's usually at least one guy of every topic that compares people who support that topic to Nazis.
  • abbelito, on 03/28/2008, -11/+167I ***** hate vampires/werewolves/zombies/pirates/ninjas! I ***** HATE THEM!
  • stonebear, on 03/28/2008, -8/+1Indeed: http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/frank/sounds/be-w ...
  • leetdood, on 03/28/2008, -10/+236Dugg for Rick.
    • Celeron, on 03/28/2008, -4/+51Did I just get rick rolled by that picture?
    • keozen, on 03/28/2008, -2/+38This comment is a manual rickroll, please sing the following out loud to yourself:
      Were no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do i
      A full commitments what Im thinking of
      You wouldnt get this from any other guy

      I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
      Gotta make you understand

      * never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

      Weve know each other for so long
      Your hearts been aching
      But youre too shy to say it
      Inside we both know whats been going on
      We know the game and were gonna play it

      And if you ask me how Im feeling
      Dont tell me youre too blind to see

      (* repeat)

      Give you up. give you up
      Give you up, give you up
      Never gonna give
      Never gonna give, give you up
      Never gonna give
      Never gonna give, five you up

      I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      • Trilock, on 03/28/2008, -1/+2NOOOO!!!! damn you! you had me singing almost till the end until I realized there is nothing related here!! WHYY!!!
        also tag, your a chick now
    • Sleepfist, on 03/28/2008, -0/+5Uhhh... I'm pretty sure that's Lee Harvey Oswald.
  • ijacker, on 03/28/2008, -9/+5oooo, a rick-stencil!
  • SHv2, on 03/28/2008, -11/+71all ***** wrong. shoulda said "It Could Alwasy Be facebook.com" ... goddamn vampire applications.
    • TyTerrasso, on 03/28/2008, -2/+7completely agree. Facebook was my first thought
    • dman24752, on 03/28/2008, -1/+2Not yet. You don't get robots and sketchy(er) people friending you
    • Jeffler, on 03/28/2008, -3/+1Wrong, facebook is zombies. STUPID!
      /sarcasm
    • celkin, on 03/28/2008, -3/+2Alwasy?
      • SHv2, on 03/28/2008, -0/+0*shrugs* I tend to have transposition errors after a couple of beers. My bad :P
    • stormado, on 03/28/2008, -0/+1Or, facebook meet vampirefreaks.
  • whatthefu, on 03/28/2008, -8/+133I thought the vampire tag ***** was Facebook?
    • JimbobtheSalesm, on 03/28/2008, -2/+25It is. I think somebody got confused. MySpace and Facebook both suck equally though. The only redeeming quality that MySpace has is the access to ridiculous amounts of music. It's really the best way to find indie and unsigned artists.
      • iamnobody8614, on 03/28/2008, -1/+18Yeah. Though MySpace music pages are different than the regular look-at-how-emo-I-am-and-my-mind-*****-horriible-use-of-html page that everybody and their dead grandmother has.
      • liquidpele, on 03/28/2008, -1/+5Facebook used to be nice. Until they added all the applications. Now it sucks.
        Used to be a great way to connect, message, and post updates. Now the junk to info ratio is too high.
    • arjung, on 03/28/2008, -8/+4he's saying the only way Digg could get worse is if there were vampire apps.
    • postitnote, on 03/28/2008, -4/+3I bought you as a friend! See how little I think you're worth!
  • duddy, on 03/28/2008, -20/+2I just created a new Obama theme for Ubuntu while I was smoking a joint!!! If you click the wallpaper it will Rick Roll you!!!

    ***** THE RIAA!!!
    • RlAA, on 03/28/2008, -4/+9***** you, good sir. See? You can curse me all you like, but also do it with class.
      • Akaji, on 03/28/2008, -2/+3Blocked out of principle...
        • RlAA, on 03/28/2008, -3/+15I understand :{...you'll be hearing from my lawyers as I represent the owner of the patent to the phrase "Blocked out of principle..."
      • Trilock, on 03/28/2008, -0/+0***** you! I own the patent to your face!
    • morninglorii, on 03/28/2008, -1/+1Can I have the theme?
  • markbrown, on 03/28/2008, -11/+46I bet the article they were all fussing about was submitted by MrBabyMan -- you know, like EVERY other digg article.

    EDIT: I didn't realize that MrBabyMan submitted this story until after I wrote the comment. Precognition FTW.
    • TheLastFreeMan, on 03/28/2008, -5/+2No you were right at first. All those ***** posts were just in preparation for this.
    • citydragon, on 03/28/2008, -0/+1Something about 100 monkeys...
  • davidwasman, on 03/28/2008, -10/+133This is f*cking ridiculous. 5 stories on the front page from MrBabyMan at one time?

    You cannot tell me that's a coincidence anymore...this is a concerted effort, obviously.
    • KnifeOrSpoon, on 03/28/2008, -18/+4No MrBabyMan actually submits some really good stuff, and I think you will find the Diggs on his submits are from loyal readers and followers who follow my sentiments.
      • TheLastFreeMan, on 03/28/2008, -4/+14Name 3 and I'll never show my face on Digg again.
        • Namaha, on 03/28/2008, -10/+1Hurray for anonymity on the internet?

          I'm sure there's a few.
        • darlingt, on 03/28/2008, -2/+1I actually watch for his submissions because everybody seems to vilify him. There's 1, and KnifeOrSpoon is 2. You only need one more...
    • zaibatsu, on 03/28/2008, -12/+4I love the X-Files too

      I guess we didn't land on the moon.
      • mphree, on 03/28/2008, -3/+6Oh, and who better to pop up than another one of the absolute tools.
      • endlessoul, on 03/28/2008, -2/+3You're a big, fat douchebag, zaibatsu.

        YOU are a part of the concerted effort. "Top diggers" suck.
    • SeventhSon, on 03/28/2008, -4/+17I think that there was a second submitter. Check behind that knoll over there.
      • Clumber, on 03/28/2008, -0/+1But if you watch the video frame by frame, you can see - head goes forward, then back. Forward, then back. Clearly someone else spit on him.
    • morninglorii, on 03/28/2008, -3/+9I don't understand it... if MrBabyMan is really actually a group of people devoted to getting on the front page a lot, why the ***** did they choose such a terrible name to rally behind?
      • str1fe, on 03/28/2008, -1/+1Because it's memorable. The idea is to choose a name that people will remember, even if the name does suck.
      • morninglorii, on 03/29/2008, -0/+1Yeah but like... there must be a memorable name they could pick that doesn't suck so much...
    • phazon88, on 03/28/2008, -7/+1Forget ya tin foil hat? Ofcourse it's a coinicidence MrBabyMan just submits a lot of relevant articles.
      • str1fe, on 03/28/2008, -0/+2You don't understand how Digg works in practice, do you?
    • Jushooter, on 03/28/2008, -3/+2You know it's not that hard to go on Reddit, take the top links, and post them on Digg :)
  • Dokument, on 03/28/2008, -2/+29thank you http://www.picturebookmarking.com/galleries/upload ...
  • N256, on 03/28/2008, -17/+7Windows is better than Mac
  • xBreakdownx, on 03/28/2008, -3/+23Thats more like facebook
  • dannyknight, on 03/28/2008, -3/+21Dugg for Astley's sake.
  • watchfordog, on 03/28/2008, -6/+1more like "you've been tagged by an *****"
  • deadnoob, on 03/28/2008, -5/+32facebook*
  • bekeleven, on 03/28/2008, -12/+2From left to right:
    Unbutu, Marijuana, Apple, Christianity, Communism, RIAA, Spam, Nazi Swastika, IBM, GOP, Islam, Rick Astley, The Democratic Party, Judaism.
  • tylermenezes, on 03/28/2008, -2/+18Facebook more so than MySpace, apps on MySpace are fairly new and Facebook is much easier to make fun of than MySpace for bad apps. (My space is a place for "friends" -- *special* friends).

    I may have nightmares tonight of what would happen if Digg is sold to another company.
  • jm4847, on 03/28/2008, -9/+8What's the first symbol?
    • noob, on 03/28/2008, -15/+10Ubuntu.

      ...Google it.
      • bigdoof, on 03/28/2008, -4/+23How do you Google an image, smart guy?
        • wtfunkymonkey, on 03/28/2008, -1/+11that would actually be a good idea though...
        • sindex, on 03/28/2008, -1/+5I don't know, but it must be possible because I saw it on CSI.
        • wedgemartin, on 03/28/2008, -5/+1Go to google's web page, click on 'Images' and then search for Ubuntu? Better yet, go to Yahoo :)
        • Aitese, on 03/28/2008, -1/+3@ wedgemartin

          I'm guessing if you typed in Ubuntu to find out what the Ubuntu logo was you'd ALREADY know what the Ubuntu logo was...or is that too complicated for you?
      • jm4847, on 03/28/2008, -2/+14Thanks noob
        • jm4847, on 03/28/2008, -1/+17To whoever buried me: That IS his nickname.
    • deff, on 03/28/2008, -9/+3Don't make me slap you.
    • HigherLogic, on 03/28/2008, -4/+24It's ok, most of the world doesn't recognize that symbol either.
    • Gravey9, on 03/28/2008, -1/+3How do you ask a question like that on a site like this...
    • zyryx, on 03/29/2008, -0/+1if you have to ask, you don't need to know
  • paranoidbrick, on 03/28/2008, -7/+5legalize it
  • noob, on 03/28/2008, -3/+19uh...that stuff is facebook, not myspace.
  • Submiqent, on 03/28/2008, -8/+12yup, digg sure is trash. mr babyman level of trash.
  • uziko, on 03/28/2008, -12/+152mrbabyman is a gay screenname
  • fakekevinrose, on 03/28/2008, -6/+4nazi comment
  • johnmcd, on 03/28/2008, -7/+2That comic got RICK ROLLED.
  • jjive, on 03/28/2008, -6/+3Uhh...excuse me while I consume mass quantities of drugs to find myself.
  • steveoco, on 03/28/2008, -4/+3I actually find facebook the most annoying when dealing with all the applications... it takes ages to ignore or block them all, and they come so fast and often. I just want a basic account lol.
  • AndrewDB, on 03/28/2008, -6/+3Tag. Half of you are Ninja's half of you are Pirates.

    Now go fight to the death.
  • phobosdiemosx, on 03/28/2008, -5/+0There's a billion dollars to the first person to solve this choice apathy problem. The internet is an evolving social beast and finding new and creative ways of managing all the insane amounts of information and human exchange is what we should be focused on. Instead of bitching about it all the time. Also is it just me or does the pot leaf have 8 leaves? mmm, pot.
  • Justin6512, on 03/28/2008, -3/+5dugg for the rick roll icon
  • jordanau, on 03/28/2008, -2/+74If only everyone...
    had an apple and an ubuntu box
    smoked pot
    was a combination christian-jew-muslim-nazi-communist
    never spammed
    hated the RIAA
    was a moderate
    and listened to Rick Astley...
    We'd all get along
  • Jareth86, on 03/28/2008, -5/+2Dear victim, you have been bitten! Click the 'Start Biting Chumps' button to become a Vampire and start biting and fighting other chumps!
    • celkin, on 03/28/2008, -0/+2Ahhh...reminds me of when I first joined FB
  • mrnoob, on 03/28/2008, -8/+1oh great, just a rip off of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU. Give credit where credit is due.....
    • sleeknerve, on 03/28/2008, -1/+5uuiU, good try though
      • Icyfenix, on 03/28/2008, -0/+2uiuU can suck my *****.
        Also, imbrace the next internet meme! uiuU!
  • dustin32, on 03/28/2008, -8/+3No Chuck Norris?
    • Niubai, on 03/28/2008, -0/+4Chuck Norris is so 2005 ... it's over dude
    • Gravey9, on 03/28/2008, -0/+1Ya this must be a recent Cartoon.
  • sleeknerve, on 03/28/2008, -6/+8They forgot Ron Paul spam which has now turned into Obama spam
    • Icyfenix, on 03/28/2008, -4/+3But Obama's actually cool ;)

      Commence the burying!
    • brandon81211, on 03/28/2008, -5/+2Yeah, Ron Paul NEVER ((((DO YOU HEAR ME))))) NEVER had a chance. At least Obama spam is for a candidate that has a really good chance of winning.

      Bury me in 3.....2......1.....
      • Pulch, on 03/28/2008, -0/+2I can never take any post seriously that has "bury me" on it. Ooo wow, I put some comment up that people aren't going to like (mostly because it's stupid), I know I'm gonna get buried, so I might as well put bury me in the comment. It's just pointless and makes your stupid post seem even more stupid.
        Now watch me get buried!
        Bury me!
        I'm buried!
  • Mikhail101, on 03/28/2008, -5/+1It would have been better if it was just the first box, i dint get the rest.
  • Larlei, on 03/28/2008, -5/+1omg. or some reason the MAC seems random.

    Anyways.
    Vampires,rule and are made up of sexy people so I can't complain.
    • billbillbilly, on 03/28/2008, -1/+1the mac is gray while the rest is dark solid black
  • danconia, on 03/28/2008, -4/+3Have we really established that it's *that* bad to be a vampire? I understand the undead "living forever", scared of the light, and needing to feed on blood all the time might be annoying but god damn they make it look so fun in the movies.
    • userperson, on 03/28/2008, -0/+2"Have we really established that it's *that* bad to be a vampire?"
      Vampires aren't real. So people pretending to be them are sad, so yes.
  • TheLastFreeMan, on 03/28/2008, -4/+2They need a bigger bubble, to show strings tied to each symbol and MrBabyMan being the puppeteer.
  • HaloZero, on 03/28/2008, -5/+2There are communists on digg?
    • skywake, on 03/28/2008, -0/+5There are capitalists on digg?
    • feckineejit, on 03/28/2008, -0/+3Denying that there are communists on digg makes you sound like a communist.
    • bardo77n, on 03/28/2008, -1/+1Haven't you seen all those Obama stories?
  • HanSolo69, on 03/28/2008, -4/+1Was I just Rickrolled? Or was that actually just a stupid waste of a couple of seconds to look at?
  • KSpark, on 03/28/2008, -7/+2Yes it could be worse....here's proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
  • TomGfromCanada, on 03/28/2008, -8/+1ill digg it, but i don't get it.
  • InfinitySnatch, on 03/28/2008, -1/+3Goddamn vampires. How do they expect me to kill them all when they spread at this pace?
    • nighthawk8713, on 03/28/2008, -1/+2# Cut off the head and removed the heart, burn the body and scatter the ashes in separate areas.
      # Pierce or otherwise destroy the heart, the stake must be left in place
      # Fire
      # An injection of silver nitrate into the blood stream
      • InfinitySnatch, on 03/28/2008, -1/+2Don't you patronize me. I know how it's done. In fact, no one knows better than I do, it's my goddamn profession.
      • Trilock, on 03/28/2008, -0/+1maybe you should start by making night illegal
      • Pulch, on 03/28/2008, -0/+1Shouldn't that be
        1. Cut off the head and removed the heart, burn the body and scatter the ashes in separate areas.
        2. Pierce or otherwise destroy the heart, the stake must be left in place
        3. ???????
        4. Profit
  • SirBrittanicus, on 03/28/2008, -1/+5Tron is the best movie ever.
    • iamnobody8614, on 03/28/2008, -4/+1wrong thread there buddy
      • Trilock, on 03/28/2008, -1/+3that doesn't mean tron isnt the best movie ever...
        • Pulch, on 03/28/2008, -1/+2true, but that doesn't mean it is the best movie ever either.
  • pat0neill, on 03/28/2008, -3/+1tag you're a chupeta
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