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I Hope I'm as Cool as This Guy When I'm Middle Aged [COMIC]

pantherhouse.com — The next time someone says they've doing anything and are proud of themselves I'm busting out the moonwalk!

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  • rahvin, on 03/29/2008, -270/+53I have never commented before, but I had to post something since this comic is so awesome.

    Poodles.
    • mydigga, on 03/29/2008, -69/+18Comment virgin? Don't worry... it always hurts the first time, baby!
    • bagelpirate, on 03/29/2008, -57/+17I really thought the "Poodles." would have grabbed some diggs.
    • CraigReed, on 03/29/2008, -55/+7And such a warm welcome they've given you... Well I'll give you a +digg
    • smacksaw, on 03/29/2008, -41/+4I can see why you've waited. You know, the internets have invented a phrase for you. It's called "LURK MOAR".

      Thank you.
    • Ataxia2008, on 03/29/2008, -42/+5This comic reminds me of "Monring Glory". Here's a taster here:
      http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v471/tithead99/s ...
      It seems the site mgcomics.net is no longer around. :(
    • andburn1, on 03/29/2008, -29/+4Wow, this is the toughest crowd since Bush's last State of the Union. This whole page basically has negative diggs.
      • ispeakasian, on 03/29/2008, -13/+2The stupid *****'s broken again. Duh.
    • HeDiggMe, on 03/29/2008, -31/+13I bet I can get the most negative diggs! bring it on!
      • bobburn, on 03/29/2008, -23/+3you know..that only makes people do the opposite right? If that's your game then great job.
    • Lyletp, on 03/29/2008, -29/+9You dont comment much? keep it that way.
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      • etceteraing, on 03/31/2008, -8/+1NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THE QUAD-LASER! JUMPING IS USELESS!
    • PathDaemon, on 03/29/2008, -17/+4GUYS, IT'S A TRAP! THEY'RE GOING TO BURY US ALL ALIIIIIVVVEEEEEE!

      RUN.
    • Nexiec, on 03/29/2008, -14/+1ZOMG!
    • alpha88, on 03/29/2008, -15/+4*tries to hide comment to not be buried*
    • fcukthisgame, on 03/29/2008, -15/+6Digg me up -- I mean down!
    • mikeazorin, on 03/29/2008, -16/+7the first comment was so terrible, everything got dugg down
    • TalkingBanana, on 03/30/2008, -13/+5***** the RIAA/Billary/Microsoft, Ron Paul/Apple FTW!, xkcd+zero punctuation=awesome, Kevin Rose is the MAN!, Go Obama!

      I've done all that I can...
  • twitchr, on 03/29/2008, -169/+26I don't usually bitch about this, but this IS as old as the internet!
    • failedpimp, on 03/29/2008, -45/+7Al Gore invented the moonwalk
    • mydigga, on 03/29/2008, -41/+6That depends on how you look at it. Technically the internet was started the 1950's. The moonwalk came around 1983. The internet didn't really open up to commercial interests until the late 80's and didn't gain popularity until the early 90's. It could go either way really.
      • RogerStrong, on 03/29/2008, -32/+7Um, mimes were doing the moonwalk decades before the 1980s. No doubt it was done on stages centuries before that too.
    • danielce, on 03/29/2008, -35/+4Please continue to not bitch about this mr. twitcher, there is no one that wants to hear it.
    • CraigReed, on 03/29/2008, -39/+5On the bright side they did re-write it, And it's a little more pretty than the last time I saw this exact same list on Digg

    • vornan19, on 03/29/2008, -20/+7Bitching about how old something on the Internet is, is also ***** OLD!

      Let's face it, there are a bunch of things that we've all seen that all of us haven't yet seen. So what's old is new, continually. We've all done it so I'm not try to slosh blame around, only point out how unnecessary it is to complain.
  • ksclee, on 03/29/2008, -138/+19When Chuck Norris does a moonwalk the earth stops rotating. Now who is king of pop, dad?
    • drgmdp, on 03/29/2008, -39/+14cut this chuck norris ***** NOW
    • zanderscoffee, on 03/29/2008, -20/+11Seriously. Chuck Norris is a douche.
  • davidwasman, on 03/29/2008, -100/+31Um...How is being old enough to remember the moonwalk middle aged? I'm 38 and I...oh. *****.
    • desiprodigy, on 08/01/2008, -25/+3I am hiding this comment here so no one can digg it down.
  • thedragon4453, on 03/29/2008, -109/+16Not funny.
  • anderzole, on 03/29/2008, -84/+11a story straight out of my childhood
  • JusticeFriend, on 03/29/2008, -104/+7I didnt view it, but looks pretty lame
    • baronvonrolo, on 03/29/2008, -11/+1I didn't read your comment, I just dugg it down because it looked lame.

      Both of them.
  • JusticeFriend, on 03/29/2008, -119/+5I didnt view it, but looks pretty L A M E!
  • DaviDTC, on 03/29/2008, -82/+13lame
  • zeal2k7, on 03/29/2008, -74/+8digg has failed.
  • haikuFU, on 03/29/2008, -75/+5Reminds me of http://www.redmeat.com
    • Diderotten, on 03/29/2008, -35/+5Your right. It sounds like a Mitch Hedberg joke.
    • DarkDx, on 03/29/2008, -26/+6DON't CLICK IF YOU DON'T LIKE CHILD PORNOGRAPHY

      Wow I'm gonna report that site to authorities.














  • db0255, on 03/29/2008, -72/+11that was dumb.
  • MaverickAlex, on 03/29/2008, -70/+5Buried as only Chuck Norris can truly unleash the ***** moon walk.
    • Philbert, on 03/29/2008, -28/+4Normally I would digg that, but I think The Police do it better.
  • hollyminkowski, on 03/29/2008, -69/+12I'm not sure why... and I sorta hate to admit it, but that stoopid comic was at least a little funny.
  • fxu1989, on 03/29/2008, -74/+8Wow, all the comments above have failed.

    Digg me down.

    [Digg cemetary]
  • ashwinashwin, on 03/29/2008, -67/+12lame cartoon but dug to punish my own engineering patheticism: when i saw the thumbnail, i thought it was a circuit diagram.
  • SqlByte, on 03/29/2008, -62/+7I was looking that "comic" for a good 3 minutes... and didn't got it...
    Please tell me that something is wrong with me.
  • uziko, on 03/29/2008, -65/+7don't bury me?
  • Avngr75, on 03/29/2008, -63/+10Welcome to comment hell.
  • Colt4cm, on 03/29/2008, -59/+10That...is how to raise a child.
  • uziko, on 03/29/2008, -62/+4bury me?
  • Diderotten, on 03/29/2008, -59/+4Stupid comments(all but the first one). Let's just leave it at it's kinda funny.
  • c010rb1indusa, on 03/29/2008, -55/+5Sometimes arbitrary randomness used to tell a joke is funny, but this is just stupid ha-ha
  • ConNERD, on 03/29/2008, -55/+8I'm not even gonna bother commenting.
    • Diderotten, on 03/29/2008, -34/+4Oh crap you did! Run before they get you too!
  • Azerael, on 03/29/2008, -57/+8We're all grave diggers.
    • Anthropoid, on 03/29/2008, -30/+5I can't bear to bury that comment.
  • dagamer34, on 03/29/2008, -55/+7It seems the bury brigade is in town. It's a shame because this was a great comic.
  • leonwehttam, on 03/29/2008, -55/+7hi
  • uziko, on 03/29/2008, -58/+6i got it, heres is the comment that will get dugg ready for it? -

    The price is wrong, bitch!
  • hollyminkowski, on 03/29/2008, -57/+5OMG everyones comments are buried on this thread.
    That comic must suck worse than I thought ...gotta look at it again.
    • Diderotten, on 03/29/2008, -32/+4Even the comments that say it sucks are getting buried. It's a ***** travesty.
      • MaverickAlex, on 03/29/2008, -23/+6Isn't that what your mother said when you were born.
        • Diderotten, on 03/29/2008, -27/+7Where the ***** did that come from? I'm still going to digg you up as I have everyone else in this thread, but on a personal note, ***** YOU.
        • ToastedZergling, on 03/29/2008, -9/+2you are just so badass.
  • tehdinosaurs, on 03/29/2008, -60/+11Digg this comment if you found the comic unfunny.
    • tehdinosaurs, on 03/29/2008, -34/+8Well then I guess everybody thought the comic was funny...
  • blitzkrieg047, on 03/29/2008, -59/+4Bury me.
  • senatebuddy, on 03/29/2008, -53/+9cancer of digg, ***** stupid.
  • TwoBeans, on 03/29/2008, -58/+3Unleash the ***** moonwalk.
  • Dested, on 03/29/2008, -54/+8Why when three people decide to digg down all the comments does it make EVERY COMMENT SUCK?
    • aywwts4, on 03/29/2008, -26/+3Probably because nobody expects their comments to ever be seen.
  • uziko, on 03/29/2008, -63/+6if you bury me god will kill a kitten
  • bluechips23, on 03/29/2008, -58/+4Sorry I am sleep digging (something like sleep-walking, except I come on Digg)


    Digg me down
    • monkeyvoodoo, on 03/29/2008, -9/+2What do you come on when you're sleep walking?
  • drewlew, on 03/29/2008, -60/+5How to get dug up: Post something that is win.
  • awesometastic1, on 03/29/2008, -49/+3what now bitches???
  • PyroChan, on 03/29/2008, -51/+3I hate you all, and i hate "football" (called soccer in the less third world countrys), and i hate the metric system.

    IM RIDEING THE DIGG COMMENT TO HELL!!!!!
    • specialK16, on 03/29/2008, -28/+5It's only called soccer in the US you ***** ignorant.
  • uziko, on 03/29/2008, -56/+9i'm so full of fail
  • samuelwhyte, on 03/29/2008, -55/+7holy ***** this is old.
  • Diderotten, on 03/29/2008, -54/+7Who's going to break the chain? This is better than the comic itself.
    • Diderotten, on 03/29/2008, -32/+4I just got it. All these comments are being crushed by the all-powerful thmb because people are starting to hate anything arbitrary, that doesn't dissent or support the source material. Unfortunatly, there's nothing to talk about except the comments going down, which seem pretty arbitrary, which breed more hate. It wont even end when you ask why it's happening. Rick Astley can't help you here...


      ...in hell.
  • JusticeFriend, on 03/29/2008, -65/+6C'MON!!!! BURY ME DOWN YOU BUNCH OF MOFOS!!
  • theRed, on 03/29/2008, -55/+8I blame you
  • morphinapg, on 03/29/2008, -62/+7WTF the first 39 comments below viewing threshold?????
  • HeavySausage, on 03/29/2008, -60/+12What is going on? I don't understand.. so much hate.
  • uziko, on 03/29/2008, -67/+14I LOVE LINUX, MAC OSX, AND OBAMA


    I HATE THE RIAA, MICROSOFT, SCIENTOLOGY, AND CLINTON
  • blacklilyninja, on 03/29/2008, -63/+9old or not.... it made my day happy

    i can't stop laughing
  • hollyminkowski, on 03/29/2008, -42/+35Dig this comment up and I will show boobs ;-)
    • hollyminkowski, on 03/29/2008, -29/+12OMG
      these diggers hate the moonwalk AND boobs.
      The end is near.
    • RevoFM, on 03/30/2008, -11/+3We don't wanna see man boobs :(. Even if you are a woman, "everyone on Digg has manboobs."
  • GSXER, on 03/29/2008, -35/+7Don't Comment
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