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- inactive, on 11/08/2009, -4/+482Why are all executioners fat?
- bradleyland, on 11/08/2009, -5/+293I thought this was a setup for a joke. Imagine my disappointment.
- getduugg, on 11/08/2009, -10/+208Cause of death: We were bored.
- Nickolassc, on 11/08/2009, -12/+180Crappy job my ass. It has always been my dream to execute people via guillotine.
- TVarmy, on 11/08/2009, -7/+142Dick Cheney? Since when did you have an account on Digg?
- charliecharlos, on 11/08/2009, -9/+136When God gives you lemons, YOU FIND A NEW GOD!!!
- dnields, on 11/08/2009, -6/+87Maybe a credit to the artist??
Nah... this is digg, we don't give a ***** about crediting the artist /s
http://www.jimbenton.com - Praystation, on 11/08/2009, -1/+69Because at the end of the day, he goes back to his quiet and lonely home thinking and remorsing about what he's done. What if that person was innocent? What if he was framed? Did he have a family to feed? Did he deserve to lose his life? Asking himself these questions... trying to recall their faces. Their faces fade from memory over time, but the voices still remain. Their final words begging and pleading for mercy ringing in his ears. The voices of the young, the old, the god-fearing, the god-less, the insane, the innocent in their final moments played again and again like a broken record. Tears roll down his face, staring at the blood on his hands...he could never wash it away. Sitting in a cold bathtub with a bottle of bitter in his hand, alienated by friends and family, his only friend was Alcohol. Alcohol was the only remedy to the voices. It was the only remedy to the pain. It was the only remedy to his life.
- du4l1ty, on 11/08/2009, -7/+73This comic sucks.
- jeremyosborne81, on 11/08/2009, -5/+56That's not a crappy job. I'd kill to be an executioner.
- Adamlite, on 11/08/2009, -2/+48***** it, Dude. Let's go bowling.
- Moralogic, on 11/08/2009, -1/+45You should see the king.
They get second dibs on the harvest after the king. - Katana314, on 11/08/2009, -1/+39Do you think they just throw away those heads?
- diggydougie, on 11/08/2009, -2/+37To prevent reprisals from friends and relatives of the deceased. What would you do if you were to meet the executioner of your father in the grocery store? Better not to know.
- Vanderkeif, on 11/08/2009, -2/+37I think you would quickly get a-head in your job.
- orion2ktc, on 11/08/2009, -1/+31POWERTHIRST: GodBerry! King of the juice.
- grimlenn, on 11/08/2009, -1/+30you should write a novel
- muqas, on 11/09/2009, -1/+30Because they make a killing!
- jakobmakob, on 11/08/2009, -5/+33When life gives you lemons, just say ***** the lemons and bail.
- metalgel, on 11/08/2009, -5/+31whats the joke? that this ***** makes it front page?
- flyprdu, on 11/08/2009, -0/+21... you don'... you don't get lemons again.
- ryanfaith88, on 11/08/2009, -4/+23So the people who are going to be executed don't retaliate later.
Duh. - x0oo0, on 11/08/2009, -1/+19That was deep.
- Poochyfud, on 11/08/2009, -13/+28Roll with it.
- CaviMike, on 11/08/2009, -1/+16http://www.explosm.net/comics/1841/
- Vanderkeif, on 11/08/2009, -1/+13He got a lot of free time when he had to stop puppeting bush around.
- drex8, on 11/08/2009, -5/+16Why are all executioners wearing masks?
- tavisjohn, on 11/08/2009, -1/+11“I believe if life gives you lemons make lemonade…then find someone that life gave vodka to and have a party.” - Ron White
http://thinkexist.com/quotation/i-believe-if-life- ... - cogitocogito, on 11/08/2009, -1/+10http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1172/does ...
- BossKey, on 11/08/2009, -1/+9"Who will pave the roads? Who will be garbage men? "
The 66% of young Americans who aren't in college today, that's who.
What type of education taught you that "everyone goes to college today"? - Rodik, on 11/08/2009, -1/+9At first i wanted to suggest to you the use of the reply button, but after considering, i'd suggest to you not to comment at all.
- paradigm1220, on 11/09/2009, -0/+7FOUR HUNDRED BABIES
- Jsite, on 11/08/2009, -3/+10thanks for the repost. I posted this a few days ago and nobody found it. Guess I write ***** titles. more on jimbenton.com, or as JimKB on reddit.
- viniciusfontes, on 11/08/2009, -2/+9You deep fry them.
- str1fe, on 11/09/2009, -0/+7You'll have so many BABIES
- RobotKeaton, on 11/08/2009, -1/+7You sound like you're from London!
- metalgel, on 11/08/2009, -0/+6nah, its because you're not a power user.
- demodawid, on 11/09/2009, -1/+7What a terrible image.
They need a ramp or else the head will just stay on the ground instead of rolling. - Mark733, on 11/09/2009, -0/+5your entering a world of pain! mark it zero!
- AiR1890, on 11/09/2009, -1/+6I cannot even find a crappy job. :(
- WarriorBlake, on 11/09/2009, -1/+6YOU'LL RUN AS FAST AS KENYANS!
- DismantleRepair, on 11/09/2009, -0/+5But be careful. I hear it's a cut-throat industry.
- IllBeBack, on 11/09/2009, -2/+7And that man's name was Kevin Rose.
- bryceman111, on 11/08/2009, -2/+7/Austin Powers
- Jsite, on 11/08/2009, -0/+4you're right about that. I just started posting the stuff on sites like Digg and Reddit. no idea what the ***** I'm doing. I just like drawing cartoons.
- JDLamb88, on 11/08/2009, -1/+5Don't let it go to your head.
- mehan, on 11/08/2009, -4/+8why? for giving you a job?
- drex8, on 11/09/2009, -0/+4lol
- bales2552, on 11/09/2009, -2/+6I think employers could use someone of your caliber in today's cutting-edge market.
- iDiggYa, on 11/09/2009, -0/+4Wow. That was amazing.
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