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- jnc2134, on 07/17/2009, -13/+113It's funny cause he has scissors for hands.
- Todow, on 07/18/2009, -4/+84I spent about 5 minutes wondering why the scary woman wanted to skip 2nd and 3rd base with Robert Smith of The Cure before I noticed the scissor hands.
- 8randon, on 07/18/2009, -6/+67second base: feeling each other up
third base: blowjob/handjob
i understand why some people on this site don't get it. an average digger can't reach first while batting off a tee. - schrutefan, on 07/18/2009, -3/+591st - Friending/Following
2nd - Email/IM
3rd - Skype
Home - Sitting at a coffee shop alone like an idiot for 2 hours with a stupid rose in my breast pocket - jwhitman89, on 07/18/2009, -5/+55Things that are older than me:
1. Vinyl Records
2. Betamax
3. This joke - abraxsis, on 07/18/2009, -1/+39Dugg for all those poor saps who will read the headline and think "Twilight."
- Minters, on 07/18/2009, -6/+40This joke is only about 20 years late!
I bet half of the young 'uns havent got any idea what this is about :P - randypanda, on 07/18/2009, -0/+34Don't talk about Averagedigger like that behind his back!
- oatmealsnap, on 07/18/2009, -2/+16This is the first thing I thought of:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101799/ - charlatan, on 07/18/2009, -1/+15dugg for emotional fatality
- beatbinky79, on 07/18/2009, -2/+14I'm 12 and what is this?
- MaxUSA, on 07/18/2009, -3/+15http://xkcd.com/540/
- had3l, on 07/18/2009, -0/+11Because it's Friday and she's in love?
- earliodookie, on 07/18/2009, -3/+13Scissor me timbers Mrs. Garrison!
- DouglasQ, on 07/18/2009, -1/+11Your dad tricked you dude.
- DharmaT, on 07/18/2009, -1/+11naw, just to young. This would have been super funny when the movie first came out....
Or not. - IAmYT, on 07/18/2009, -1/+10There was a movie starring Johnny Depp, called Edward Scissorhands.
It was about a guy, named Edward, who had scissors for hands.
It came out about 20 years ago. - crazzy88ss, on 07/18/2009, -0/+7Am I the only one who thought the scissor hands were the windshield wipers at first?
- Minters, on 07/18/2009, -0/+7So you would be in the OTHER half then yes? :)
- Joshislong, on 07/18/2009, -1/+7I've always heard of it as the four "F's"
That is,
1. French (kissing)
2. Feel
3. Finger
4. ***** - jaxter2010, on 07/18/2009, -1/+7This one time I had a doozy of a hit. I kept running and running, but probably should have stopped because I got thrown out at home plate.
- ZiggyPlayedG, on 07/18/2009, -0/+6Uh...like you?
- oda1, on 07/18/2009, -1/+7I represent the Americans with horribly (and sometimes hilariously) disfiguring replacements for limbs community and I find this comic offensive.
- otterphantom, on 07/18/2009, -0/+5I think they are called NSFB (not safe for brain)
- mcmurch, on 07/18/2009, -1/+6I'm 15, and I got it immediately
- blorguehad, on 07/18/2009, -2/+7Digg at age 15... What a sad and lonely road life will be for you my friend...
- xedd, on 07/18/2009, -1/+54. The Internet
- marklar69, on 07/18/2009, -0/+4Am I really that old?
- Badmotorfinger, on 07/18/2009, -0/+4it's sad cause it's true
- glendower, on 07/18/2009, -1/+4I saw the movie and still didnt know what it was about until I read the comments.
- Latigoliath, on 07/18/2009, -0/+3I wonder how long this bit is going to last.
- bicyclethief, on 07/18/2009, -0/+3Edward: Can I go straight to your dugout? By which I mean have anal sex using your rusty sheriff's badge and my dong?
- Vorsprung, on 07/18/2009, -1/+4At first I felt bad for Robert Smith of The Cure.
- Leezus, on 07/18/2009, -0/+3That's how you know he's right.
- Lane, on 07/18/2009, -0/+3Check!
- Rfscooter, on 07/18/2009, -1/+4"And then she showed me the back room where she took all of her clothes off." -Edward Scissorhands
- Jeepy, on 07/18/2009, -0/+3Only on digg could people take that comment seriously or need a /s tag.
- s0nicfreak, on 07/18/2009, -0/+2But why would Robert Smith be called Edward?
- CleoQKazoo, on 07/18/2009, -1/+3and then I put on my robe and my wizard hat
- dicepackage, on 07/18/2009, -0/+2You aren't alone I thought he was spot on for Robert Smith
- Nickbc87, on 07/18/2009, -0/+2Damn! Then whats third base? Ear canal? Tear duct?
- Nosyn, on 07/18/2009, -2/+4I love it how 8randon is talking like this considering he's commenting on you know... digg....
- jaxter2010, on 07/18/2009, -2/+4Errrr.....graphic mental images.
- Ramenboy005, on 07/18/2009, -0/+27. your mom
- kostka, on 07/18/2009, -2/+4That lady looks suspiciously like a dude.
- sageerrant, on 07/18/2009, -0/+2I'm glad you clarified, because they're certainly safe for /b/.
- jason80, on 07/18/2009, -0/+1Don't feed the troll.
- DharmaT, on 07/19/2009, -0/+1err too young...
- blorguehad, on 07/18/2009, -0/+16. Video Cassette Tapes.
- liljay2k, on 07/18/2009, -2/+34. ??
5. Profit -
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