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- Infowarsdotcom, on 01/07/2009, -5/+418What really sucks is when you get that double crossing stream pee and you struggle to figure out which one to aim with...
- inactive, on 01/07/2009, -2/+394I once turned up home really drunk one night and started peeing the Wardrobe. I was peeing everywhere. It was really great. Felt so good not to care. All over my clothes. My girlfriend woke up and asked, "What the hell are you doing?"
I said, "Im melting the snow in Narnia"
Best piss I ever taken - inactive, on 01/06/2009, -29/+373Sometimes I pee sitting so I can continue Digging on my laptop. *ashamed*
- hackingtravel, on 01/07/2009, -11/+318MY SOLUTION: i pee making full contact with the water.
- gmprunner, on 01/07/2009, -1/+234...WTF?
- solmakou, on 01/07/2009, -4/+224I'm actually taking a ***** *right now*
- srgtTarantula, on 01/06/2009, -4/+204I know exactly what you mean, damn dual streams.
- farfromhere, on 01/07/2009, -2/+177"Melting the snow in Narnia"
Pure. *****. Genius. - StickWST, on 01/07/2009, -1/+171lmao dude maybe your girl needs to shower
- danno147, on 01/07/2009, -2/+152No! Don't cross the streams!
- doople, on 01/07/2009, -2/+136I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
- mikeophile, on 01/07/2009, -7/+139I think MrBabyMan pees laying down.
- hanger69er, on 01/07/2009, -6/+131He forgot to explain how a stream goes straight up and hits the ceiling when you try peeing with a woody!!
- mufasa, on 01/07/2009, -0/+123Don't be silly, he has a catheter so he can digg 24/7
- TheManikin, on 01/07/2009, -6/+127You know must change your profile to "is a 29-year old lady from New York City"
- theOguy, on 01/07/2009, -2/+123THE DEFINITION OF "TORQUE" -- you wake up in the morning with a raging erection and you really have to 'go'.... as you push down to aim at the bowl to pee, your heels lift off the floor.
- KibblesnBitts, on 01/07/2009, -1/+111The best is when you pee a storm in a crowded bathroom urinal - whether it's after a sporting event or in a rush hour airport/commuter train station - and you just pee for eternity. And it goes to the point that the people next to you finish, then new people embark on their own piss, and still finish before you.
- KibblesnBitts, on 01/07/2009, -0/+107I'm pretty sure that's not how it works.....
- GuitarHeroDenn, on 01/07/2009, -25/+130Why is it hard for women to pee in the morning?
Well, have YOU ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich? - idavidtang, on 01/07/2009, -6/+104sometimes spiders jump at you out of nowhere and everything goes haywire.
- TriplePlay2425, on 01/07/2009, -0/+96One of my college buddies, part of our rooming group (he's actually across the hall from us, our group was too big for one room and they split us into two rooms) went to his dorm drunk last semester and just pissed in the middle of the floor while his roommate was having sex in his bed. I was hanging out in a friend's room down the hall and we heard some yelling (the ones having sex) and we rushed down to see what was going on and we all just came upon this scene of our friend pissing in the middle of the floor with his back turned on us, and his roommate and that chick, both naked, up in his bed just freaking out with this going on while everyone was watching and laughing at them all.
It was quite a scene.
Later that night, our same drunk friend fell asleep in the bathroom floor. This was a bathroom that was common for the entire floor, so everyone went into the bathroom and came upon our drunk buddy just laying there, drooling on the tile. We thought it was also funny that he pissed in his bedroom and slept in the bathroom. - ThanatosST, on 01/07/2009, -1/+97Dude... NEVER cross the streams!
- Soave, on 01/07/2009, -1/+94You LOLed, as it were.
- scheibs14, on 01/07/2009, -1/+91Do you not piss when you take a *****?
- dungbeetle, on 01/07/2009, -1/+91I actually laughed in real life.
- zzz@tkz, on 01/07/2009, -4/+92This is typically caused by dried semen left in the piss hole.
The more you know! - tas08, on 01/07/2009, -0/+83That would actually be the 4th frame.
- hanger69er, on 01/07/2009, -1/+84water hoses are much easier to control than fire hoses. probably explains why you don't have such as hard of a time like some of the rest rest of us.
- xaogypsie, on 01/07/2009, -2/+82Yeah...you have a flaw in the basic understanding of anatomy...
- ndngoat, on 01/07/2009, -1/+75Phew, I'm not the only one. I thought I had AIDS or something
- olasonn, on 01/07/2009, -1/+74Nothing to be ashamed of, my friend.
If you are talking to someone on the webcam while sitting and peeing, now that is another story. - inactive, on 01/06/2009, -44/+112they forgot the part where ones pee shoots of to the side instead of straight.
- immatellyouwhat, on 01/07/2009, -0/+64"poop is coming out"
- homer00, on 01/07/2009, -2/+61This thread is gold
- nerdherder, on 01/07/2009, -2/+61You still might, better take some tylenol.
- ElGubrush, on 01/07/2009, -0/+59Ever feel like it's a competition in the urinal stalls, like you're trying to piss the longest and loudest to beat everyone?
- Zaggynl, on 01/07/2009, -2/+60*gasp*
That's almost as bad as this: http://bash.org/?103266 - farfromhere, on 01/07/2009, -0/+58LIRL!
- DavidTurnbull, on 01/07/2009, -0/+57No, you're still dreaming at that point.
- boshuda, on 01/07/2009, -0/+56I LOLLED so hard that I not only dugg you, but I dugg the guy above you DOWN for contrast!!
- dronesixtyten, on 01/07/2009, -0/+56My first night at the dorm in college, I went to the bathroom and in the hall this kid was passed out, standing up with his head resting on the wall. Then he whipped it out and pissed all over the wall and the floor.
- inactive, on 01/07/2009, -0/+51I think it was the part with the explosion of birds and vikings?
- bodhibay, on 01/07/2009, -0/+50If we're thinking of the same thing, I call it "double dragon."
- TopherT, on 01/07/2009, -0/+49wtfs x 1,000,000
- Skitals, on 01/07/2009, -1/+50Am I the only one that aims at the side of the bowl, JUST above the water line? It greatly minimizes splash-back.
- inactive, on 01/06/2009, -4/+51On a good day, I can get in my first, middle AND last name!
/sit down when I pee? This is AMERICA!!!! - solmakou, on 01/07/2009, -0/+44It's an idiom, if you don't like it petition your congressman, I'm sure he'll give a *****.
:D - vincentml, on 01/07/2009, -0/+44Best comment ever. I'm going to piss the ***** out of my closet in honor of this.
- doople, on 01/07/2009, -0/+44Hell I just get in the shower and do my best Old Faithful impression.
It's a wonder I'm still single. - peaceninja, on 01/07/2009, -1/+44i do that too, i also sometimes run the stream around and around in an attempt to clean the walls
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