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- Oatmeal, on 10/07/2008, -5/+352After reading this, I can't wait to go find the girl of my dreams so we can begin our mediocre, diaper ridden life together.
- Versh, on 10/07/2008, -3/+312It appears that even web comics are susceptible to being covered in Web 2.0 gloss.
- BigSusan, on 10/07/2008, -9/+221***** my life
- ncapone, on 10/07/2008, -3/+187So, that's why Grimace hates his life.
- drtitanium0, on 10/07/2008, -11/+165Phase 9: Wife Beating/Alcoholism
- rearlgrant, on 10/07/2008, -6/+147And people feel sorry for me b/c I'm a bachelor... I figure it's just psychological projection on their part.
- gelato822, on 10/07/2008, -6/+135yeah, that pretty much sums it up
- snaga83, on 10/07/2008, -12/+119Dugg for crap taco
- inactive, on 10/07/2008, -0/+100man, I want some mike & ike...
- neonoodle, on 10/07/2008, -3/+97yeah, because women who treat dogs as kids definitely aren't projecting their desperate plea for wanting children by overcompensating with their dogs.
- ktool, on 10/07/2008, -4/+90As a member of the "Exciting Phase",
this is officially the most depressing cartoon I've ever read. - inactive, on 10/07/2008, -15/+89a little harsh, dontchathink?
- Xcel, on 10/07/2008, -0/+57I wouldn't know, I'm always on Digg.
- Zipko, on 10/07/2008, -2/+54I got dibs on the next phase. Tell her to call me when you two get there.
- olddirtycr, on 10/07/2008, -1/+52Yeah they are.
- SnowStorms, on 10/07/2008, -2/+50My wife and I are at "The Decline" phase right now.
- jerrolds, on 10/07/2008, -0/+47< --- currently on the break up stage. stupid rich muscular new bf, go to hell.
- jftitan, on 10/07/2008, -1/+46You know, even as a bachelor, I sometimes feel the loneliness of not being in a relationship. But once I see my buddy and how he has to deal with his family. I feel all better when I get home.
- Ubergoober3, on 10/07/2008, -3/+48Real relationships aren't like this at all!
Right? - shadeOfGrey, on 10/07/2008, -0/+44In life, we're all dildos.
- nicktheawesome, on 10/07/2008, -1/+36I thought of the guy in Superbad who had to clean up the beer that Fogel spilled.
- megamod, on 10/07/2008, -2/+36That's why I found a gf that treats her dogs as kids.
They're potty trained AND we don't have to put them through college. - Sumtin2Say, on 10/07/2008, -1/+33Reminder: Spontaneous sex at 7:35
- megamod, on 10/07/2008, -6/+38"ya betcha" - Sarah Palin
- rukeypoo, on 10/07/2008, -0/+29No. Nothing can stop the Grimace.
- mk3k, on 10/07/2008, -2/+29Go try and ***** an ugly one.
- inactive, on 10/07/2008, -0/+26Yes, but after seeing those triangular shaped characters in "Marriage", I now feel the need to eat Candy Corn.
- WhiskeyLemur, on 06/30/2009, -6/+32I'm about 70% convinced that this should have had an NSFW tag... wtf *were* those things? O.o
- tacroy, on 10/07/2008, -1/+27Nah, they don't have to be. Many are, but then again the majority is stupid.
- kurejibitch, on 10/07/2008, -3/+29Dude. Neonoodle. Dogs > Kids. I don't have to tell them to clean their damn room, they socialize with people, and they don't end up hating me in a few years.
...speaking honestly, dogs > most human beings likewise. - marktastic, on 10/07/2008, -1/+26No, they won't eat zombies
- slazer, on 10/07/2008, -0/+24itd be funny if one of the older kids was half green guy.
- NonLeftistDiggr, on 10/07/2008, -5/+28I try to keep this stuff in mind when I drool over hot chicks thinking that looks new and exciting, after a few years in a relationship it's all the same regardless of how good they look.
- SurRea1, on 10/07/2008, -9/+32The best are the "Too comfortable stage" and the "Marriage" haha hilarious!
- Zemenar, on 10/07/2008, -7/+30Well, now I know that I have nothing to look forward to. I think I'll take a trip off my balcony. Take care, all.
- inactive, on 10/07/2008, -2/+24Married w/o kids = pretty nice!
- tacroy, on 10/07/2008, -2/+21Nice. However, I feel really bad for people that can relate to this. Most people are not meant for marriage, it just isn't going to work out if you do it wrong.
- marktastic, on 10/07/2008, -2/+21Dogs won't send you off to a nursery home, but they will eat your dead corpse.
- cyrusuncc, on 10/07/2008, -6/+22Send outlook calendar invite for sex
- Renster84, on 10/07/2008, -1/+17Seriously, do you think Digg just killed somebody?
perhaps the first person to ever die via digg? - arcanesmile, on 10/07/2008, -0/+16*blink* *blink* *blink* *blink* *blink*
- evilregis, on 10/07/2008, -0/+16Life? Yes. Yes, it is.
- imakecomments, on 10/07/2008, -0/+15http://www.d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y.com/
- Reziarfg, on 10/07/2008, -0/+15As opposed to your living corpse?
- jerrycan, on 10/07/2008, -2/+16Hmm, they forgot the phase where they try something new with their lovelife and have mad amounts of anal sex for 3 months.
- displaced1, on 10/07/2008, -10/+24Its not funny, 3 of my friends died using Digg.
- leif777, on 10/07/2008, -4/+17They look like dildos...
- thailand1972, on 10/08/2008, -0/+13"Relationship"? Are you taking about database tables?
- hellsing47, on 10/07/2008, -2/+15You must still be in one of the first two stages.
- RobotBuddha, on 10/08/2008, -0/+12Intelligence, sadly, has very little to do with it. I wish it did, things would be a lot easier. But we're talking about emotion in one sense, and instinct. Smart people are amazingly good at believing, and doing, otherwise stupid things. Especially when it comes to rationalizing instinct driven behavior as a conscious choice.
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