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- tmyprod, on 11/25/2008, -2/+369That happens to me all the time, I get a all girly'd up and nobody talks to me. I think it's cause i'm so awesomely attractive, but I have a sneaking suspicion it's because i'm a dude...
- Selkies, on 11/25/2008, -10/+361dugg for truthfulness
- inactive, on 11/25/2008, -4/+309To the submitter: It's okay, you can use the word 'dichotomy' in the article description, we know what it means. :)
- eatsleeptrumpet, on 11/25/2008, -7/+258that first panel was me for so long, then a few months ago i said a magic phrase to myself that we all need to take into consideration more often:
"***** it, i've got nothing to lose"
and we really dont. i had been checking out this girl who i had at first pegged as completely out of my league (sound familiar?) and had no intention of talking to her due to the prospect of failure. one day i simply told myself "***** it, i've got nothing to lose" and flagged her down outside a coffee shop. now, for the first time in four years, i have a girlfriend. four years of insecurity, tentativeness and really just a lack of a pair of balls - gone by realizing that you truly have nothing to lose.
now lets all go get some, digg. - Bob042, on 11/25/2008, -4/+209Opposites: Because dichotomies is too big of a word for Digg.
- AlanFang, on 11/25/2008, -12/+183Guy #2 = digg users
- gdeanu, on 11/25/2008, -5/+138the guy in the top right corner thats me... say hi to me and i'll fall in love and start planning our wedding and rolling through names for our kids, I like Phoenix and Zoe.
- forevernomad, on 11/25/2008, -0/+132Well I know that a lobotomy is when they cut off a bit of your brain, so I hate to think which piece is cut off in a dichotomy.
- mysticalone, on 11/25/2008, -1/+104Are you a digg hero? Someone we can look up to and hope we can be just like him? I think I have renewed courage and hope. OMFG I'M GOING OUTSIDE!
- biggbear, on 11/25/2008, -1/+100Well played
- d03boy, on 11/25/2008, -1/+82maybe you should just say "but it truly is hard." See? Your answers are right at the end of your sentences.
- inactive, on 11/25/2008, -6/+84*truthiness
- Frozo, on 11/25/2008, -1/+78HAHA! I wonder how many geeks read only halfway through tmyprod's post before jumping to his profile. All those #2 guys....
- Doomsan, on 11/25/2008, -8/+78i feel like the first one has happened to many once too many times.
- recruz, on 11/25/2008, -1/+69you're just at the wrong bar
- inactive, on 11/25/2008, -0/+66You should carry an engagement ring with you at all times. Just in case.
- necromancer, on 11/25/2008, -4/+67Speak for yourself. It is a medical term or something... right?
- doublefelix, on 11/25/2008, -2/+64The last one in a few years, if you don't get some help.
- staplemaniac, on 11/25/2008, -9/+70I blew all my money all on alcohol :(
- jclassracer, on 11/25/2008, -3/+59i go to bars and drink by myself. when anyone talks to me i say, "oh," then they walk away. its not that i don't need new friends, its just that people make me nervous. I probably have some sort of social anxiety disorder.
If i am out with friends i usually get black out drunk at some point and i have to go through my texts/pics/call log on my phone the next day to piece together what happened.
Which square is me? - Menchi, on 11/25/2008, -26/+81Text text text speech bubble text text text
- TheCasablancan, on 11/25/2008, -0/+55Say : "Do you have a mirror in your pants or ---"
I don't typically go to bars to meet women, because, well... I don't drink. I'll have 2 drinks and I'm done for the night. LoL I have a tendency to meet women in stores, usually not walmart or target, but a clothing store or sometimes at Academy, which is a sporting goods store if they don't have them where you live.
The woman I'm dating currently, I met at Macy's. I was looking at a shirt and a few ties, happened to notice her, and asked "Pardon me, but could you share some of your feminine opinion with me?" She said "Sure." "Do you think I look better in this shirt, or this?" "I definitely think you look better in the second one." "Oh? What makes you say so?" She then told me. I thought she was cute, and got a good vibe from her, so I talked more. I said "I really hate to take up your time like this, but I sort of dig this tie with this shirt, (It was a purple shirt and a gold tie) do you think it's over the top?" She laughed, "A little." "Good." I noticed that it was around lunch time so I offered to buy her lunch. She refused at first, so I said "Come on, you gave me some of your time, you should at least let me make it up to you." and traded phone numbers.
The whole "***** it" thing is very important though. I won't get a date about 4 of 5 times I approach a woman, but if you don't care about being rejected and can brush it off smoothly, then you shouldn't worry about it. A trick my buddy suggested was to say "Hello." to every woman you see. Ugly, pretty, young, old. It doesn't matter. He said it was to help you get comfortable with talking to strangers. Groups of strangers too if you can swing it. I've always felt kind of weird about it.
Also what helped me to feel better, is to dress better, and stay clean shaven/well trimmed (I have back/neck hair. It sucks.) Even if I am a bit of a narcissist now, it makes me feel good, and helped me with gaining confidence. - Mackofalltrades, on 11/25/2008, -0/+54Is it awkward I work at a Starbucks by Union Station
- Alex74447, on 11/25/2008, -0/+52High school senior here, never had a girlfriend or anything -
Yes, but what do you say? I know I have nothing to lose. I mean, she's just sitting there and I know I can go for it, but the only thing holding me back is finding something to say. Maybe I'm just making up excuses for myself, but it truly is hard. - bananzaroo, on 11/25/2008, -3/+51Way to dumb it down for us.
- TheWeez, on 11/25/2008, -1/+48Image Mirror:
http://i37.tinypic.com/161eqde.jpg - senfo, on 11/25/2008, -2/+47Her at home: How do my boobs look in this dress?
Her at the bar: Why are you staring at my boobs?
Him at the bar: Oh...ummm...I wasn't staring at your boobs!
Him to himself: Why the ***** did you wear that to the bar if you didn't want me to notice your boobs?
I've had more than one female roommate. Yes, this happens, regularly. - mizatt, on 11/25/2008, -0/+41What's the matter with that? If you earn your own money you should be able to spend it on whatever you want, but if you're going to give money to a homeless person it's not unreasonable that you expect them to do something more productive with it given that they didn't earn it.
- lukemit, on 11/25/2008, -3/+37Don't worry, the artist included pretty colors and cleavage for people like you... "Oh, look! Boobs and bright pink hair!"
- Alex74447, on 11/25/2008, -1/+34That's a better answer than I expected hahaha
- jerrolds, on 11/25/2008, -1/+34i dunno about the first one - hot girls always get hit on by douches who happen to have balls
- BabyWookie, on 11/26/2008, -2/+33" one day i simply told myself "***** it, i've got nothing to lose" and flagged her down outside a coffee shop."
By "flagged her down", do you mean that you chloroformed her and stuffed her in your trunk? Is she still chained up in your basement? "It rubs the lotion on its skin..." - cor315, on 11/25/2008, -1/+31You know this wouldn't have reached the front page if he used dichotomies
- inactive, on 11/25/2008, -0/+28Do you have a niece that makes drunken promises? Creepy
- sockpuppets, on 11/25/2008, -5/+29http://betterlist.com/7diab.jpg
Beat my server like it made your sandwich wrong. - scojerroc, on 11/26/2008, -1/+25why the ***** do you think there are so many pictures of douches with hotties? BECAUSE THEY ASKED!! those hotties settled for douches because YOU didnt' ask them first
- Chamrox, on 11/25/2008, -0/+23These guys have obviously never tried "The Naked Man"
- sandiegodude, on 11/25/2008, -1/+24Amen Brother. All it takes is some balls, and what's the worst that happens? you get shot down? at least you tried. My girlfriend (and soon to be fiancee!!!! Hope she says yes!) was the "hot girl across the room" - Turns out she likes nerds.
See you guys, you never know, that amazingly uber hot chick may be attracted to Digg nerds who live in Mama's basement, eats hot pockets as a staple and think HuffPo qualifies as "fair and balanced."
(sorry, I had to diggify this response a bit) - Exclip, on 11/25/2008, -3/+24If you did not read it then do not comment.
- d03boy, on 11/25/2008, -0/+20OMG I HAZ 2 REED O NOEZ WHAT EVAR SHAL I DOO?
- cl2yp71c, on 11/25/2008, -1/+21Did anyone else notice the pig lady in #1?(stop staring at those drawn jugs)
- antistupid, on 11/25/2008, -5/+24I know exactly what that woman feels like. I'm too hot for my own good. Women always seem intimidated by my manly handsomness.
- frozensnake, on 11/25/2008, -2/+20oh no, reading
- awtripp, on 11/25/2008, -1/+19You're confused. That's laziness, not ADD.
- Renster84, on 11/26/2008, -2/+20in one comment you may of destroyed a thousand relationships.
Dugg for honesty - kenhatesemos, on 11/25/2008, -2/+19yeah, sorry, but bums who are heroin addicts usually end up getting over 200 dollars a day from suckers who actually believe that he is going to buy food with that money, and it all ends up going towards feeding his addiction. if you want to help homeless people, then give money to an organization/church that feeds and clothes them and gives them shelter. NEVER give a homeless person the cash directly.
- awtripp, on 11/25/2008, -5/+22Go back to Elementary School.
- rauz, on 11/25/2008, -1/+17Hi!
I'm straight, though. - cor315, on 11/25/2008, -0/+15just offer them food. Once I tried to give this homeless guy an untouched McDonalds burger after he asked for money. He wouldn't take it. I wonder what he wanted the money for...
- rustintable, on 11/26/2008, -2/+17For some people reading is actually not a chore. Its pleasurable when the details of the wording add to the ideas expressed like in this case.
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